0:00:02 > 0:00:04THEY BEATBOX
0:00:04 > 0:00:08THEY SCAT
0:00:11 > 0:00:14THEY HARMONISE
0:00:29 > 0:00:30Shut up.
0:00:33 > 0:00:35It's Monday morning at the zoo.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37The sun is out, the sky is blue
0:00:37 > 0:00:39and there's something wonderful in the area.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41PAAARP!
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Oh, that smells like pepperoni.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49- No, no, that's not what I meant.- Oh.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51It's love! Love is in the air.
0:00:52 > 0:00:56Love, friendship and togetherness are an important daily part
0:00:56 > 0:00:58- of daily life at the zoo.- Ow!
0:00:58 > 0:01:02All the animals live happily alongside one another
0:01:02 > 0:01:05in perfect peace and harmony.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07- Oh. Boo!- Oh!- Ha-ha!
0:01:07 > 0:01:11You must stop doing that, it's really not funny.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Hmm, ignore them. Where was I?
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Oh, yes, all the animals know their place
0:01:16 > 0:01:19and live together in perfect harmony.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23All the animals, that is, except one.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27This is Yoyo, the macaroni penguin.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29That concrete's a nice colour.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31And he lives alongside 90 other penguins.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33- Morning!- Morning!- Morning!
0:01:33 > 0:01:36- Oh, hi, how are you? - How are you doing?- Hi!
0:01:36 > 0:01:39So, Yoyo should have lots of friends.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Oh, no, here comes Yoyo.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44But Yoyo isn't like other penguins.
0:01:45 > 0:01:49You see, Yoyo the penguin thinks he's Yoyo the human.
0:01:49 > 0:01:50Tell us more, Christa.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52So, Yoyo's parents weren't looking after him,
0:01:52 > 0:01:54so he was handreared by the keepers...
0:01:54 > 0:01:56- Hi, Christa.- ..three years ago. - How are you?
0:01:56 > 0:02:00So that's why he thinks he's a person rather than a penguin.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02And because he was raised by humans...
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Hi, that's a great case.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06- ..Yoyo wants to hang out with them...- Look at me jumping!
0:02:06 > 0:02:09- ..all the time... - That's a great brolly.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12..which the humans find a bit, well, annoying.
0:02:12 > 0:02:13Yoyo, you're a pest.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Hi, everyone!
0:02:15 > 0:02:17- No, Yoyo.- OK, I'll see you later.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20And unfortunately for Yoyo, so do the penguins.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23Oh, my goodness, what is that?
0:02:23 > 0:02:25He's not even a proper penguin.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27He doesn't even smell of fish.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Hey, leave him alone, Fran, he's just a bit...
0:02:30 > 0:02:32- Gross.- ..confused.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Good morning, Derek, mind if I join you?
0:02:34 > 0:02:37Just got to get my snorkel, that OK? Hello, Derek?
0:02:37 > 0:02:40OK, I'm here if you need me.
0:02:40 > 0:02:44Hmph! What a silly penguin! He actually thinks he's a human.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47He's not even got, you know, thingies.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49Er, you mean hands?
0:02:49 > 0:02:54Ja, well, whatever they are, he doesn't have any and I have.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57I am the most humany human in this zoo.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Er, boss, no, you're not.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03Nonsense! I can be the most humany human
0:03:03 > 0:03:05in the world of humany humanness.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Really? What about the actual humans?
0:03:07 > 0:03:10They're loads more humany than you.
0:03:10 > 0:03:15Oh, yes. Hold on, what about Craig?
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Fair point, maybe not Craig.
0:03:18 > 0:03:22But listen, you're nothing like a human.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24They're much more, well, evolved.
0:03:24 > 0:03:28For starters, they walk on their hind legs...and they can read.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30What was that, Geoffrey?
0:03:30 > 0:03:31- Look at me.- Oh...
0:03:31 > 0:03:35Just off to the library like a normal human.
0:03:35 > 0:03:39On my hind legs, walking to the human library to read.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Here we go again.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43While Jurgen gets all humany human,
0:03:43 > 0:03:46Yoyo's humany humanness is becoming even more annoying
0:03:46 > 0:03:48for the actually human vets.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Can I help you? I'm really good at this.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Have you thought about amputation? I'm really clever.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55I think it's probably bird flu or worse.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57You might need an amputation or two amputations.
0:03:57 > 0:03:58No, Yoyo.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01Oh, well, just let me know if you need a second opinion!
0:04:01 > 0:04:03You see what I mean, Violet?
0:04:03 > 0:04:06Even the humans think he's weird, and that's saying something,
0:04:06 > 0:04:08because there is nothing weirder than humans.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11HE HONKS
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Oh, do you see what I mean?
0:04:15 > 0:04:18I don't think Yoyo's weird, he's just different.
0:04:18 > 0:04:19Hmm...
0:04:19 > 0:04:21And maybe a little lonely.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Yoyo, look, I know it's not really my place,
0:04:25 > 0:04:27but I don't really see what the confusion is here.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29You are quite clearly a penguin.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Really? What makes you say that?
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Well, you've got flippers, a pointy beak,
0:04:33 > 0:04:35and what's going on with those eyebrows?
0:04:35 > 0:04:37- You're definitely a penguin. - No, I'm not a penguin.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Penguins are weird. Look at them.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41- Catch it, catch it, catch it! - I've totally got it!
0:04:41 > 0:04:42Catch the butterfly!
0:04:42 > 0:04:45They are chasing butterflies. Hello!
0:04:45 > 0:04:48Admittedly, that is a bit weird, but that's penguins for you.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51But the penguins don't like me, so I can't be a penguin.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53- Neither do the humans. - Oh, thanks a lot.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Anyway, Christa does.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57And she's a human.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59- Hello.- Lovely Christa.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Oi! What are you doing?
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Tell you what, why don't I ask her what she thinks?
0:05:04 > 0:05:07Christa, what do you honestly think about Yoyo?
0:05:07 > 0:05:11- To be honest, he can be a bit annoying.- Oh, dear.- What?
0:05:11 > 0:05:15- Because he's naughty and he likes to eat people.- What...?
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Chew on their wellies, be in the way.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19You always have to be careful not to step on him.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Christa! I thought you were my friend.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24I'm just as much a human as you are.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27- Aren't I? - No, you're definitely a penguin.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29We've been through this, Yoyo.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32Anyway, over on Gorilla Island, and unfortunately,
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Yoyo isn't the only one with an identity crisis.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38Oh-ho-ho, poor Yoyo, you're very amusing.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Oh, how I love human book-reading.
0:05:40 > 0:05:44- Erm, that is not a book. - Oh, shut up, Geoffrey.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47What would you know about these things? You silly gorilla.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50I'll tell you what I know, that that is a bit of cardboard.
0:05:50 > 0:05:54You can't read and you are definitely not human.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57Shut up, Geoffrey! You've made me lose my page.
0:05:57 > 0:05:58Oh, dear.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01Back with Yoyo, and without a friend in the world,
0:06:01 > 0:06:04at least things can't get any worse.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07Oh, my word! Yoyo, what's happened to you?
0:06:07 > 0:06:08Things have gotten worse.
0:06:08 > 0:06:12My feathers are falling out and I look like I'm going to burst.
0:06:12 > 0:06:16I mean, what's happening to me? This is catastrophic.
0:06:16 > 0:06:17I'm sure it's fine.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Let's ask Jane, the penguin lady.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22I'm certain it's not at all catastrophic.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25- Hello, there.- Hi. What's happening to Yoyo?
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Well, penguins do something called a catastrophic moult.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Oh, it is catastrophic, then.
0:06:30 > 0:06:34They put on quite a lot of weight, they'll eat loads and loads of fish
0:06:34 > 0:06:36and put on about half of their body weight,
0:06:36 > 0:06:39and then they will moult all of their feathers at once.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41So it's actually good news, Yoyo.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Humans don't moult catastrophically -
0:06:43 > 0:06:46this is proof you're definitely a penguin.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49A slightly dumpy, bald, stinky penguin,
0:06:49 > 0:06:51but a penguin nonetheless.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Yoyo. Yoyo? Where's he gone?
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Amy, have you seen Yoyo?
0:06:55 > 0:06:58He's taken himself up into the bush there, bless him.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Leave me alone.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03All right, so I may be a penguin,
0:07:03 > 0:07:06but I'm never going to be accepted by anyone looking like this.
0:07:06 > 0:07:10- Oh, poor Yoyo.- Yeah, poor Yoyo.
0:07:10 > 0:07:11Ha, look at him!
0:07:11 > 0:07:14He looks like an exploding pillow! Ha-ha-ha!
0:07:14 > 0:07:17Leave him alone!
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Look, he can't help the way he looks - which is fine,
0:07:20 > 0:07:23by the way, if you don't mind bald patches and manky feathers,
0:07:23 > 0:07:25which I don't, thank you very much.
0:07:25 > 0:07:26Just leave him alone!
0:07:28 > 0:07:31You're totally in love with him, aren't you?
0:07:31 > 0:07:32Who, Yoyo?
0:07:32 > 0:07:34No...
0:07:35 > 0:07:38While Yoyo comes to terms with not being a human,
0:07:38 > 0:07:42over on Gorilla Island, our hairy, halfwit human wannabe
0:07:42 > 0:07:46is still convinced that he's the most humany human in the zoo.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Jurgen has, like, totally lost it this time.
0:07:48 > 0:07:53He won't even speak to us any more. He's only talking to actual humans.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Hello, hello, Craig?
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Craig, your friends are going to see the game later, you know,
0:07:58 > 0:08:00the game with the, uh...
0:08:00 > 0:08:03- The ball? - Ja, ja, the human ball game.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Ja, so great. So catch you then, Craig, ja?
0:08:09 > 0:08:12- GEOFFREY GROANS - Pick you up at 11.94, hmm?
0:08:12 > 0:08:15Anyway, nice talking human to you.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Ta-ta.
0:08:17 > 0:08:21Is it just me or is this, like, totally embarrassing?
0:08:21 > 0:08:22Yes, it is, rather.
0:08:22 > 0:08:26Back on Penguin Beach and Yoyo is still in hiding.
0:08:26 > 0:08:27I can't see him anywhere.
0:08:27 > 0:08:31I know, I can't find him either.
0:08:31 > 0:08:32Not that I'm worried or anything.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Hold on, who's this slinky-looking fellow?
0:08:37 > 0:08:38Is that Yoyo?
0:08:39 > 0:08:43- Hello, handsome!- Hey, there. How's everybody going, huh?
0:08:43 > 0:08:46The name's Yoyo, Yoyo the penguin.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Oh, yes, he's just finished moulting.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51He's got a whole new set of feathers. He looks really handsome.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Oh, my goodness, look at Yoyo!
0:08:54 > 0:08:56He's all sleek and shiny!
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Oh, listen to that voice! What happened to him?
0:08:59 > 0:09:01He is gorgeous!
0:09:01 > 0:09:04Uh, haven't really noticed.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Oh, he's never going to like me now.
0:09:06 > 0:09:10Right then, you guys, anyone fancy chasing some butterflies?
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Hold on...
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Hello there, beautiful. Where have you been all my life?
0:09:15 > 0:09:18Uh, Yoyo, I've been here the whole time.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20- Not you.- Who, me?
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Yes, you.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25- Would you like a pebble? - Oh, I love pebbles.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27- Really? So do I! - VIOLET GIGGLES
0:09:27 > 0:09:29This one here in the ground.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Ah, I hate to break this to you, Christa,
0:09:32 > 0:09:35but it looks like Yoyo has found himself a girlfriend.
0:09:35 > 0:09:40Yeah, he's starting to behave a little bit more like a penguin.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43I don't think he loves me as much any more now.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Aww, isn't that nice?
0:09:45 > 0:09:50Our human penguin is finally back to being, well, a penguin penguin.
0:09:50 > 0:09:54But unfortunately, things haven't ended so well for Jurgen.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57So, Craig didn't turn up for your date, then?
0:09:57 > 0:09:59No, he, uh...
0:09:59 > 0:10:02He had to wash his beard. It's very dirty.
0:10:02 > 0:10:06Look, boss, why do you even want to be a human?
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Honestly, it ain't all that.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11Yeah, dude, humans, like, totally suck.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Being a gorilla is, like, totally awesome.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16- JURGEN GRUNTS - Yeah! Think about it.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18We get to go to bed any time be like...
0:10:18 > 0:10:22Yeah, we get to sit around naked and we can scratch our butts
0:10:22 > 0:10:26- whenever we want. - Hmm, yes, that is true.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29Yeah, but you know, for me,
0:10:29 > 0:10:32the best thing about being a gorilla is
0:10:32 > 0:10:36I get to hang out with you guys all day, every day.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39- Really?- Really.- Really?- Really.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42Oh, really? Oh, guys, you're right.
0:10:42 > 0:10:46Listen, anyone fancy going to watch a human ball game?
0:10:46 > 0:10:47Definitely!
0:10:47 > 0:10:50I have absolutely no idea what that is, but definitely.
0:10:50 > 0:10:55Oh, I love you guys. I was just saying to Craig the other day.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57- If it wasn't... - Pfffft!- Ha-ha-ha!
0:10:59 > 0:11:00I hate you guys.