Zoo's Got Talent

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0:00:29 > 0:00:31Shut up!

0:00:33 > 0:00:35It's Monday morning at the zoo

0:00:35 > 0:00:38and the public are arriving for a day of thrills...

0:00:38 > 0:00:40Why's everything upside down? Argh!

0:00:40 > 0:00:43- ..spills...- Oh, dude!

0:00:43 > 0:00:44..and, er, bills?

0:00:44 > 0:00:47That's not Bill, that's Trevor.

0:00:47 > 0:00:50Doesn't matter. Now, where was I? Oh, yes.

0:00:50 > 0:00:54All the visitors spend their days travelling from one end of the zoo

0:00:54 > 0:00:59to the other hoping to catch a glimpse of their favourite animals.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01- That is me.- Right. Be it the lions...

0:01:01 > 0:01:03- Or gorillas.- ..or owls. - Or gorillas.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05- ..or elephants.- Good morning.

0:01:05 > 0:01:09- Some animals are more popular than others.- Gorillas.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11Stop it, Jurgen! I'm doing my thing.

0:01:11 > 0:01:15And at the end of a long day, the public can visit the gift shop

0:01:15 > 0:01:19where they come to buy souvenirs of the most popular animals in the zoo.

0:01:19 > 0:01:21- That's me again.- Jurgen, shush!

0:01:21 > 0:01:24- Be it a lion, owl, elephant... - Gorilla!

0:01:24 > 0:01:29Grr! Oh, my! One of the animals escaped. Oh, it's OK.

0:01:29 > 0:01:32It's just a kid. A kid in a mask.

0:01:32 > 0:01:33Where was I?

0:01:33 > 0:01:35Being popular with the visitors

0:01:35 > 0:01:39is an important daily part of daily life at the zoo.

0:01:39 > 0:01:43Like I said, I am the most popular element.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46- Ask anyone.- What, that guy?

0:01:46 > 0:01:49Yes, except for that guy in the yellow T-shirt.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52- He's a bit tired. - OK, well, I'll ask the keepers.

0:01:52 > 0:01:53Well, maybe not actually...

0:01:53 > 0:01:56Which animal is the most popular with the public?

0:01:56 > 0:01:59A lot of people ask where the meerkats are,

0:01:59 > 0:02:00which is surprising.

0:02:00 > 0:02:04- Did she say, "Surprising?" - Yes, she said it was surprising.

0:02:04 > 0:02:08- What's surprising about liking a meerkat?- I don't know.- Rude.

0:02:08 > 0:02:12The meerkats? Don't be ridiculous. Those scrawny little things.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15They don't even look like cats, for starters.

0:02:15 > 0:02:18Er, boss, you know meerkats aren't actually cats?

0:02:18 > 0:02:21- They're actually from the mongoose family.- Shut up!

0:02:21 > 0:02:25Anyway, trust me, I am the most popular.

0:02:25 > 0:02:26Don't listen to the ape.

0:02:26 > 0:02:30The public like us giraffes best because we're the tallest.

0:02:30 > 0:02:34Well, I'm the biggest, so surely I must be the most popular.

0:02:34 > 0:02:39Humans adore us as much as we adore humans.

0:02:39 > 0:02:44Sauteed with shallots and a dash of ketchup. Mmm, delicious.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46- Ridiculous.- No, no.- Definitely me.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49- Me.- It's me.- It must be me.

0:02:49 > 0:02:52Can everybody just shut up?!

0:02:52 > 0:02:56- That's my line. - Yes, just... All right.

0:02:56 > 0:03:00Dudes, listen, why don't we just ask the gift shop?

0:03:00 > 0:03:02- Eh?!- The gift shop?

0:03:02 > 0:03:06- Yeah, dudes, the gift shop. It sells souvenirs, yeah?- Yeah.

0:03:06 > 0:03:09- Of all the animals in the zoo, yeah?- Yeah.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11So, at the end of the day,

0:03:11 > 0:03:15if we count up which animal has sold the most souvenirs,

0:03:15 > 0:03:19- we will know who's the most popular. - I like it, I like it.

0:03:19 > 0:03:23Wow, Dave, that's actually a really good idea.

0:03:23 > 0:03:27Actually, it's a really bad idea. Not that I'm worried or anything.

0:03:27 > 0:03:30Well, we'll soon find out if it's a good idea or not.

0:03:30 > 0:03:34Situated between the way out and the exit, the gift shop is run,

0:03:34 > 0:03:38managed and run by manager, Suzanne. So, Suzanne...

0:03:38 > 0:03:42- Oh, hello.- How are you? - Oh, very well, thank you.- Good.

0:03:42 > 0:03:46- Who do you think is going to win the popularity...- It's this. Follow me.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49No, no, in terms of the... Hold on, where are you going?

0:03:49 > 0:03:51We've got lots of different things.

0:03:51 > 0:03:55- We've got little pens, we've got the jewellery.- Right, so...

0:03:55 > 0:03:58Who do you think is going to win the popularity contest?

0:03:58 > 0:04:00- Oh, that's a difficult question. - Yes.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03Things for mum and dad, like photo frames...

0:04:03 > 0:04:07Yeah, but what about the popularity contest, that's what...

0:04:07 > 0:04:10Things to make the house look pretty, smell pretty.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Good, that sounds lovely, but the popularity...

0:04:12 > 0:04:15- Candleholders, postcards... - Suzanne?

0:04:15 > 0:04:18- ..to send to your family when you've been on holiday.- OK.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21I'm just going to go. OK, bye.

0:04:21 > 0:04:25So, Jurgen, you think you're going to sell more stuff in the gift shop

0:04:25 > 0:04:27- than anyone else?- Of course.

0:04:27 > 0:04:30Who wouldn't want this face on a tea towel?

0:04:30 > 0:04:32I'm not so sure, boss.

0:04:32 > 0:04:35Look, all the other animals are really working the crowds

0:04:35 > 0:04:36to up their sales.

0:04:36 > 0:04:41Ta-da! Remember, guys, buy one peacock, get one free.

0:04:41 > 0:04:46Roll up, roll up, everything in the gift shop has to go today.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49You, boss, are just sitting here picking your nose.

0:04:49 > 0:04:53The other animals are going to sell way more stuff than you.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55If you want to sell stuff at the gift shop,

0:04:55 > 0:04:58you need to entertain the crowds.

0:04:58 > 0:05:01Jurgen? Jurgen?

0:05:02 > 0:05:04- Ah!- Back in the gift shop

0:05:04 > 0:05:07and the souvenirs are flying off the shelves.

0:05:07 > 0:05:11And all the animals are desperate to boost their popularity.

0:05:11 > 0:05:15- Argh! - SHE SINGS

0:05:17 > 0:05:21Drumming up the shop's business by doing their business.

0:05:21 > 0:05:24No, not that sort of business. Oh, really?

0:05:24 > 0:05:26Oh!

0:05:26 > 0:05:28The orang-utans are taking on a classical approach

0:05:28 > 0:05:30to their performance.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33RECORDER PLAYS

0:05:40 > 0:05:44The tortoises, however, are hoping to attract a younger crowd

0:05:44 > 0:05:46with some of their beatboxing.

0:05:46 > 0:05:50Yo, yo, yo! Gather round, people, look at my bro go.

0:05:50 > 0:05:53HE BEATBOXES

0:05:55 > 0:05:58That's awesome, buddy! This is in the bag.

0:05:58 > 0:06:01And over on Baboon Rock, its...

0:06:01 > 0:06:03Oh, no. Who gave Woody a microphone?

0:06:03 > 0:06:05- Hello, everybody. - SCREECHING

0:06:05 > 0:06:08- Whoa, feedback. How's everybody feeling, huh?- Bored.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11- It's great to be here at the zoo, huh?- Get off!

0:06:11 > 0:06:16OK, OK, OK, OK. What do you call a pig that does karate?

0:06:17 > 0:06:19A pork chop!

0:06:19 > 0:06:21- Do you like it? - BOOING

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Get off? Get off!

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Tough crowd.

0:06:25 > 0:06:29- Sorry, it's a no from me. - And it's a no from me, pet.

0:06:29 > 0:06:34Where's your sense of humour, huh? Grow a funny bone. Really.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36Wait a minute, he's so bad,

0:06:36 > 0:06:40the humans are throwing rotten vegetables.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42No, tell him to keep going.

0:06:42 > 0:06:46Hello, what is all this noise?

0:06:46 > 0:06:48Like I said, boss,

0:06:48 > 0:06:51all the other animals are actually trying to entertain the public.

0:06:51 > 0:06:55You have no chance. I bet you're not going to sell anything.

0:06:55 > 0:06:56Nonsense.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59I don't need to make a monkey out of myself to sell stuff, Jeffrey.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Those other guys are idiots.

0:07:01 > 0:07:05They may be idiots, Jurgen, but they're doing something right.

0:07:05 > 0:07:08It's nearly closing time and the gift shop's never been busier.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10Which animal is selling the most, Suzanne?

0:07:10 > 0:07:14We've got pens, we've got pencils, we've got...

0:07:14 > 0:07:17Yeah, actually, what I meant was... Could you...?

0:07:17 > 0:07:20- We've done this already? - What else have we got?

0:07:20 > 0:07:22How about gorillas? Are they selling?

0:07:22 > 0:07:25Sloths, we've got different types of animals in here.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27Right, I'll check for myself, shall I?

0:07:27 > 0:07:30Oh, not selling at all.

0:07:30 > 0:07:33Wait, someone's interested!

0:07:33 > 0:07:35Told you, this is easy.

0:07:35 > 0:07:38Oh, no, that's awkward. They've changed their mind.

0:07:38 > 0:07:41Looks like they're after a tortoise instead.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44Boom! In your face, gorilla!

0:07:44 > 0:07:47Oh, dear, Jurgen, the shop's almost shut and you've sold nothing.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49What? How is that possible?

0:07:49 > 0:07:52Boys, what are you doing just sitting around like that?

0:07:52 > 0:07:55- Huh?- How many times have I told you?

0:07:55 > 0:07:59If I'm going to win, you guys need to entertain the crowds.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Here we go.

0:08:01 > 0:08:03Dave, get up on that stage over there

0:08:03 > 0:08:06- and do some of your sweetcorn juggling.- Er, boss?

0:08:06 > 0:08:10Finally, my big moment. I just need to get my sweetcorn.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12Come on, Jeff. Hurry up!

0:08:12 > 0:08:16- I love sweetcorn juggling.- Hurry up!

0:08:16 > 0:08:18The gift shop is about close.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21Check this out, man.

0:08:21 > 0:08:22Oh!

0:08:22 > 0:08:27- Dave, you are a waste of space. - OK, need more practice.

0:08:27 > 0:08:30Quick, Jeffrey, play your nose flute.

0:08:30 > 0:08:34- I'm a bit rusty, I haven't played it for ages.- I don't care.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37- Play!- All right.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40FLUTE PLAYS

0:08:46 > 0:08:48APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:08:48 > 0:08:52Oh, that's absolutely beautiful!

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Fabulous. I'm close to tears.

0:08:54 > 0:08:58I'm surely going to win. I love you, Jeffrey.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01Yes, beautiful, but I'm sorry to burst your bubble.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03It's far too late. The count's over.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05I hate you, Jeffrey.

0:09:05 > 0:09:09After a long day's competition, the tills are shut,

0:09:09 > 0:09:13the shop is closed and the numbers are in.

0:09:13 > 0:09:14Suzanne...

0:09:14 > 0:09:17- Oh, hello.- Hi. What's the verdict?

0:09:17 > 0:09:21It has been one of the busiest days we've had this summer.

0:09:21 > 0:09:22It's been a fantastic day.

0:09:22 > 0:09:25Yeah, that's all very interesting, but who's the winner?

0:09:25 > 0:09:28- Come on.- Come on, tell her to get on with it.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31- Oh, right, let's have a little look. So...- Yes?

0:09:31 > 0:09:35- If we're talking in how many we've sold...- Yes?

0:09:35 > 0:09:37Oh, the snake.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40- The snake?- The snake one.

0:09:40 > 0:09:41- Oh!- Yes.

0:09:41 > 0:09:46- Huh?- What snakes?- Snakes, we don't have snakes in the zoo.

0:09:46 > 0:09:49Yes, we do, in the Reptile House.

0:09:49 > 0:09:52I just can't believe it.

0:09:52 > 0:09:57I'd like to thank my mum and my daddy, my auntie Annie

0:09:57 > 0:09:58and uncle Rodriguez.

0:09:58 > 0:10:02Shut up. Nobody cares. Get over yourself.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04SHE BLOWS A RASPBERRY

0:10:04 > 0:10:06HE CRIES

0:10:06 > 0:10:10- Oh, dear! - I can't believe I didn't win.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13After everything I've done for this zoo.

0:10:13 > 0:10:16- Are you crying, Jurgen?- No.

0:10:16 > 0:10:19I was just rinsing my eyes with my own tears.

0:10:19 > 0:10:23Don't worry, boss, you'll always be our favourite animal.

0:10:23 > 0:10:26Really? Do you mean that?

0:10:26 > 0:10:29Oh, yeah, sure, dude. Except for meerkats.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32- Meerkats are so cool. - And the rabbits.

0:10:32 > 0:10:35Oh, and the squirrels and the guinea pigs.

0:10:35 > 0:10:38- Yes, and don't forget the peacocks. - Yes, the peacocks. They're great.

0:10:38 > 0:10:42- I hate you all.- And gibbons. - Oh, yeah, gibbons.- Geckos.

0:10:42 > 0:10:46- Yeah, geckos and geese. I like geese as well.- Yeah.- And snakes, Dave.

0:10:46 > 0:10:49- Snakes are cool.- Don't forget the snakes, they're amazing.

0:10:49 > 0:10:52I truly, truly hate you all.