Going Ape

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0:00:29 > 0:00:31Shut up!

0:00:33 > 0:00:34It's Monday morning at the zoo...

0:00:34 > 0:00:36BRAKES SCREECH, CRASH

0:00:36 > 0:00:38TAPIR CHORTLES

0:00:38 > 0:00:41..and the animals are getting ready for a hard day of...

0:00:41 > 0:00:42MONKEYS CHATTER

0:00:42 > 0:00:43..animalling.

0:00:44 > 0:00:48Living together is an important daily part of daily life at the zoo.

0:00:48 > 0:00:49Whee!

0:00:49 > 0:00:52Giraffes live with giraffes.

0:00:52 > 0:00:55Penguins, well, they live with penguins...

0:00:55 > 0:00:57Out of my way. Get out.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00..but sometimes different animals are happy to live together, too...

0:01:00 > 0:01:01Morning, kids!

0:01:01 > 0:01:04- MEERKATS:- Good morning, Mr Porcupine!

0:01:04 > 0:01:08..and that means there are some odd couples around the zoo.

0:01:08 > 0:01:09Tell us more, Matt.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11Odd couples.

0:01:11 > 0:01:14Er, so, we have a few different exhibits

0:01:14 > 0:01:16where we've got two species together.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19We've got our zebras living with our ostrich...

0:01:19 > 0:01:21Ugh! Stripes are SO last year(!)

0:01:21 > 0:01:23So, we've got our emus...

0:01:23 > 0:01:24G'day, mate!

0:01:24 > 0:01:26..living in the same enclosure as our kangaroos.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28- KANGAROOS:- G'Day! G'Day! G'Day!

0:01:28 > 0:01:32Normally, these odd couples live together in perfect harmony.

0:01:32 > 0:01:33Mwah!

0:01:33 > 0:01:37But there is one coupling where things are not quite right.

0:01:37 > 0:01:38- Wargh!- Argh!

0:01:38 > 0:01:41Stop doing zat!

0:01:41 > 0:01:42Ooh, you are an animal! Stop it!

0:01:42 > 0:01:45- So, Gemma...- Yes? - ..who have we got here?

0:01:45 > 0:01:48Gambira is a Bornean orang-utan. Naomi is a grey gibbon.

0:01:48 > 0:01:51They seem to chase each other around rather a lot.

0:01:51 > 0:01:52Leave me alone!

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Do they ever get on?

0:01:54 > 0:01:56Umm... Not really.

0:01:56 > 0:01:57They kind of keep their distance.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59Gambira is definitely the messiest.

0:01:59 > 0:02:00GAMBIRA BELCHES

0:02:00 > 0:02:03She's not shy about pooing and weeing in her bed, whatsoever...

0:02:03 > 0:02:04Whoa! Did you...

0:02:04 > 0:02:05Gemma, Gemma?

0:02:05 > 0:02:07Gemma...

0:02:07 > 0:02:08..keep everything tidy,

0:02:08 > 0:02:10her nest is always, you know, nice and tidy.

0:02:10 > 0:02:13Hold on. Could we just go back a step, Gemma?

0:02:13 > 0:02:16Gambira wees and poos in her bed?

0:02:16 > 0:02:17Yes.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Wow. That's actually quite revolting.

0:02:19 > 0:02:20Oh, definitely, definitely.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22And what do you think, Naomi?

0:02:22 > 0:02:23Ugh, it's vile.

0:02:23 > 0:02:27I have to contend with zis every single day. Ooh-la-la!

0:02:27 > 0:02:30Never have I lived with such a disgusting pig!

0:02:30 > 0:02:32Excuse me, I heard that!

0:02:32 > 0:02:33Who are you calling a pig?

0:02:33 > 0:02:36At least I'm not a bossy little furball!

0:02:36 > 0:02:37Ooh-la-la!

0:02:39 > 0:02:42- GERMAN ACCENT:- Ha. Look at those two hairy idiots.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44They HATE each other!

0:02:44 > 0:02:45Not like us, huh, boys?

0:02:45 > 0:02:50Don't they realise the kid is listening?

0:02:50 > 0:02:54When Jurgen speaks, people listen.

0:02:54 > 0:02:55Isn't that right, guys?

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Mm-hm.

0:02:57 > 0:02:58Er, sorry, did you say something?

0:02:58 > 0:03:02I said when Jurgen speaks, people LISTEN.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04HE HUMS ABSENTMINDEDLY

0:03:04 > 0:03:05Mm?

0:03:05 > 0:03:07N-no, sorry, I still didn't catch that.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09HE BLOWS RASPBERRY

0:03:09 > 0:03:10JURGEN GRUNTS

0:03:10 > 0:03:11I hate you guys.

0:03:13 > 0:03:17Back on their island, Gambira and Naomi are getting on with...

0:03:17 > 0:03:20well, not getting on.

0:03:20 > 0:03:24- Bottle! Nice. - Hey, you there, you disgusting pig!

0:03:24 > 0:03:25Oh, here she comes.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27Put that in the bin!

0:03:27 > 0:03:29BOTH GRUNT AND SHRIEK

0:03:29 > 0:03:32Uh! Oh! No respect.

0:03:32 > 0:03:33BEEP

0:03:33 > 0:03:36Can't believe it! You know, she's so bossy!

0:03:36 > 0:03:40She wants everything to be clean and tidy, all the time.

0:03:40 > 0:03:41Go!

0:03:41 > 0:03:43Ugh! Leave me alone!

0:03:43 > 0:03:44NAOMI WHIMPERS

0:03:44 > 0:03:49She's obsessed! You know, sometimes I dream about being on my own.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51I'd love to have this place all to myself.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54Oh, dear. Poor Gambira...

0:03:54 > 0:03:58and over on Gorilla Island, all is not well with Jurgen, either.

0:03:58 > 0:04:03I am sick and tired of you lot not listening to me.

0:04:03 > 0:04:04Sorry, what?

0:04:04 > 0:04:06See? You're doing it again!

0:04:06 > 0:04:07I'm ze boss!

0:04:07 > 0:04:10Zat means you all need to do what you're told!

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Ugh, do we have to?

0:04:12 > 0:04:17I mean, have you ever thought of, I dunno, going somewhere else

0:04:17 > 0:04:19and bossing them around instead?

0:04:19 > 0:04:21Don't be ridiculous. You need me here.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25Anyways, there is no room for me anywhere else

0:04:25 > 0:04:27so you're all stuck with me.

0:04:27 > 0:04:30Yeah. And don't we, like, know it?!

0:04:30 > 0:04:32I got a feeling this all gonna end badly.

0:04:35 > 0:04:40Across the water, Gambira is waking from her afternoon nap

0:04:40 > 0:04:41and there's a surprise waiting for her.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45Or, rather, NOT waiting for her.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47Time for a nice little chase.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49Naomi?

0:04:49 > 0:04:51Where's Naomi?

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Where?

0:04:54 > 0:04:56I think she might actually have gone.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58Yes, I think she might have.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Oh, you know what this means?

0:05:00 > 0:05:04Yeah, that you regret all your slovenly behaviour

0:05:04 > 0:05:05and want her to come back?

0:05:05 > 0:05:07No, it means...

0:05:07 > 0:05:11I can be as messy as I like without being bossed around!

0:05:11 > 0:05:12Woohoo!

0:05:12 > 0:05:15I'm free! Ha-ha!

0:05:15 > 0:05:16- Oh! - Oh.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21Look, boss, the gibbon's moved out next door.

0:05:21 > 0:05:23So what? Who cares?

0:05:23 > 0:05:25Well, the orang-utan's got a spare room.

0:05:25 > 0:05:29Why don't you, you know, move over there and start

0:05:29 > 0:05:31- telling her what to do instead? - Oh, shut up.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33Think about it.

0:05:33 > 0:05:37Bossing one orang-utan'd be a lot easier than bossing three gorillas.

0:05:37 > 0:05:38POIGNANT MUSIC

0:05:38 > 0:05:40Guys, I'm sort of starting to get the feeling

0:05:40 > 0:05:42you don't want me here any more.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44Really? What gives you that idea?

0:05:44 > 0:05:46Jeffrey, we don't want him here!

0:05:46 > 0:05:48He's, like, a total nightmare?!

0:05:48 > 0:05:50Shush, Dave.

0:05:50 > 0:05:51Look, Boss.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53It's not that we don't WANT you here,

0:05:53 > 0:05:56it's just that, erm, well, look,

0:05:56 > 0:05:59we think you might be happier over there

0:05:59 > 0:06:01with someone different to boss about.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04Right, OK, well, that's it, then.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06I'm, I'm leaving.

0:06:06 > 0:06:07Oh! R-right, then.

0:06:07 > 0:06:10Let's see how long you last without me.

0:06:10 > 0:06:11- HE SNIFFS - Hmm.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15While Jurgen gets ready to jump ship,

0:06:15 > 0:06:17well, jump islands anyway,

0:06:17 > 0:06:20something else is making waves up at the vet's clinic.

0:06:20 > 0:06:24Hello? Ah, bonjour? Hello? What is going on? Hello?

0:06:24 > 0:06:27Let me out! I demand to see a lawyer!

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Is that you, Naomi?

0:06:29 > 0:06:32Oh! Mais, oui! Mais, oui! It is me, yes, I've been kidnapped!

0:06:32 > 0:06:34I need your help!

0:06:34 > 0:06:35Are you a lawyer?!

0:06:35 > 0:06:37Er, no, I'm a narrator.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39Ouch! Oh! Why is she poking me?

0:06:39 > 0:06:42Ah, a narrator! W-what is that?

0:06:42 > 0:06:45Well, I sort of tell everyone what's going on.

0:06:45 > 0:06:46Ouch! Stop it!

0:06:46 > 0:06:48Good. You tell me what is going on.

0:06:48 > 0:06:51Oh, er, I'm not actually sure.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54Then you are not a very good narrator, are you?

0:06:54 > 0:06:56Ah, yeah, I am. Watch this.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59Ghislaine, tell us what's going on.

0:06:59 > 0:07:00This is Naomi. She's a grey gibbon.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02Yeah, we already know that.

0:07:02 > 0:07:05- And she's 40 years old now. - Really?

0:07:05 > 0:07:07And so it's time for an old-age health check.

0:07:07 > 0:07:08Excusez-moi!

0:07:08 > 0:07:11Less of the "old", thank you very much!

0:07:11 > 0:07:17I get chased around ze lake, 28 times a day by a big, orange monkey!

0:07:17 > 0:07:19Huh! I'm as fit as a fiddle!

0:07:19 > 0:07:20And what are they doing now?

0:07:20 > 0:07:24Oh, yeah, hold on, I'll ask. What are you doing now?

0:07:24 > 0:07:28We'll have a look at her teeth, we'll have a look at her eyes.

0:07:28 > 0:07:29Leave me alone!

0:07:29 > 0:07:32Just a general sort of look at the external parts of her body.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34And we'll probably worm her as well while she's here.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36Worm me?! What does that mean?

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Oh, this is 'orrible!

0:07:38 > 0:07:41I would rather be chased by a giant, hairy satsuma!

0:07:41 > 0:07:44Oh, oh, oh! Gambiraaaa!!!

0:07:44 > 0:07:48Back on the island, and Gambira is getting used to having the place

0:07:48 > 0:07:49all to herself.

0:07:49 > 0:07:52How's it going without Naomi, then, Gambira?

0:07:52 > 0:07:57Um, well, do you know, it was quite nice to begin with,

0:07:57 > 0:08:00but, well, now I'm a bit lonely.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02I've got no-one to chase.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04I'm almost starting to miss her. Huh!

0:08:04 > 0:08:06And it looks like that gorilla's on his way.

0:08:06 > 0:08:09Oh, he's almost packed.

0:08:09 > 0:08:14- VOICE BREAKING:- So I have my snorkel, my short rod.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16Has anyone seen my dental floss?

0:08:16 > 0:08:18Boys, anyone?

0:08:18 > 0:08:22Dude, I think Jurgen's actually leaving.

0:08:22 > 0:08:25What are we gonna do without him here to boss us around?

0:08:25 > 0:08:27Nothing! That's the best bit!

0:08:27 > 0:08:29Getting my roller skates.

0:08:29 > 0:08:30We'll be free.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32We won't have to do anything he says!

0:08:32 > 0:08:36But, dude, we don't do anything he says anyway.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Yeah. Dave's right.

0:08:38 > 0:08:43I mean, I kinda like him telling us to do stuff, and then NOT doing it!

0:08:43 > 0:08:47Hmm. You know what? I think you're right.

0:08:47 > 0:08:51Doing nothing is OK, but doing nothing when Jurgen's told us

0:08:51 > 0:08:53to do SOMETHING is so much more fun!

0:08:53 > 0:08:56- TEARFULLY:- Oh, OK, boys.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58So I'm all packed.

0:08:58 > 0:09:02Time to say...auf Wiedersehen.

0:09:02 > 0:09:03- Er, boss?- Vot?

0:09:03 > 0:09:06Well, w-we've been thinking.

0:09:06 > 0:09:07It's OK, boys.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09I know how you feel now.

0:09:09 > 0:09:10HE SNIFFS

0:09:10 > 0:09:14And, like you said, maybe I need someone new to boss around.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Hmm? OK. I go now.

0:09:16 > 0:09:20Hey, actually, how would you feel about...staying, Boss?

0:09:20 > 0:09:22RECORD SCRATCH

0:09:22 > 0:09:23Really?!

0:09:23 > 0:09:28I mean, ja, then, I'll have a little think about it.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31If I stay, you vill do as you're told, von't you?

0:09:31 > 0:09:32Of course, Boss.

0:09:32 > 0:09:36We'll do exactly what we're told. Right, guys?

0:09:36 > 0:09:38Oh, yeah, like, absolutely.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40Yeah, oh, yeah, definitely!

0:09:40 > 0:09:43OK, on your feet, boys!

0:09:43 > 0:09:48Come on! I want 600 laps each. No complaining!

0:09:48 > 0:09:49HE GRUNTS SOFTLY

0:09:51 > 0:09:53HE HUMS ABSENTMINDEDLY

0:09:53 > 0:09:54Sorry, Boss, I weren't listening.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56Did you just say something, huh?

0:09:56 > 0:09:58JURGEN GRUNTS

0:09:58 > 0:09:59I hate you guys.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01Oh, isn't that nice?

0:10:02 > 0:10:05Across the water, and Gambira is about to get some good news, too.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07NAOMI HUMS

0:10:07 > 0:10:10Hey, Gambira, look who's back!

0:10:11 > 0:10:12Huh? Really?!

0:10:12 > 0:10:18How... Er, I mean, oh, no, what a nightmare!

0:10:18 > 0:10:20Believe me, it was not my idea.

0:10:20 > 0:10:23I was quite 'appy where I was.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25Well, seeing as you're here...

0:10:25 > 0:10:29D'you fancy a little chase?

0:10:29 > 0:10:30SHE WHIMPERS FONDLY

0:10:30 > 0:10:32- Go on, zen!- Ha-ha! - Ooh-la-la!

0:10:32 > 0:10:33Aw!

0:10:33 > 0:10:39It's nice to see you two back to, well, not getting along, as normal.

0:10:39 > 0:10:40NAOMI TITTERS