Why Warthog Is So Ugly

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0:00:02 > 0:00:06# Tinga Tinga Tinga Tinga-a Tinga Tinga Tinga Tinga-a

0:00:07 > 0:00:11# Tinga Tinga is a land

0:00:11 > 0:00:13# Full of stories and surprise... #

0:00:13 > 0:00:15Tell me about it!

0:00:15 > 0:00:17# If you like to wonder why

0:00:17 > 0:00:20# Tinga Tinga is a land of whys

0:00:20 > 0:00:23# You won't believe your eyes

0:00:23 > 0:00:25# Why I swing from tree to tree

0:00:25 > 0:00:27# Why my trunk is long

0:00:27 > 0:00:29- # Why I'm so slow - Why I tick

0:00:29 > 0:00:31# Why my skin is smooth and slick

0:00:31 > 0:00:33# You ask why, why, why, why, why?

0:00:33 > 0:00:35# Why?

0:00:35 > 0:00:38# You ask why, why, why, why, why?

0:00:38 > 0:00:41- # There's a story - Lots of stories

0:00:41 > 0:00:43# Beneath the Tinga sky

0:00:43 > 0:00:47- # Tinga Tinga Tinga Tinga-a - Tales from Africa

0:00:47 > 0:00:51- # Tinga Tinga Tinga Tinga-a - Tales from Africa

0:00:51 > 0:00:55- # Tinga Tinga Tinga Tinga-a... # - Look at all my friends!

0:00:55 > 0:00:59- # Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh. # - I'll tell you why...

0:01:10 > 0:01:12Warthog wasn't always ugly.

0:01:12 > 0:01:16Oh, no, he wasn't bad-looking at all.

0:01:17 > 0:01:19Jambo, Birds.

0:01:19 > 0:01:24In fact, he was annoyingly good-looking.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26The water's lovely and cool just here.

0:01:26 > 0:01:30- Flamingo, come on and try it. - GIGGLING

0:01:30 > 0:01:32Jambo, ladies.

0:01:32 > 0:01:33Hm.

0:01:35 > 0:01:40Cha-cha, say jambo back to the most handsome hog in Tinga Tinga.

0:01:40 > 0:01:44- THEY SIGH EXASPERATEDLY - Jambo, Warthog...- Hee hee.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47Are you a little...hot today, Flamingo?

0:01:47 > 0:01:49No, Warthog, why?

0:01:49 > 0:01:55Oh, no reason. You just look a little...pink, that's all! Ha ha!

0:01:55 > 0:01:59Warthog was rude. Rude about every beast.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Don't let him ruffle your feathers.

0:02:02 > 0:02:07- Excuse me, Warthog, but- we- were having a conversation.

0:02:07 > 0:02:11Well, today's your lucky day, because now I'm going to join you.

0:02:11 > 0:02:15- Come on! Budge up.- Oh! - GROANS OF EXERTION

0:02:16 > 0:02:19Hippo, your hindquarters are humungous.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22- Well, I never!- How rude!

0:02:22 > 0:02:23How rude!

0:02:23 > 0:02:26Well, I want to stand in the cool water too.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28There just isn't room.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31- Good.- I ain't never seen a rump that size.

0:02:31 > 0:02:34What a cheek!

0:02:34 > 0:02:37If I were you, I'd do something about it! Ha ha!

0:02:38 > 0:02:42Don't listen to him, Hippo, horrible hog! Oh!

0:02:43 > 0:02:45Silly hen!

0:02:45 > 0:02:49Leaving your eggs lying about. Ha ha ha!

0:02:49 > 0:02:53I don't know what you laughing about with that ugly face of yours.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Hm? What did you say?

0:02:55 > 0:03:00- You have to admit, you're not the prettiest beast in the bush.- Huh?

0:03:00 > 0:03:04I mean, Leopard knocks spots off you. Your teeth are all crooked.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07Look at your back legs! They're all short and stumpy and...

0:03:07 > 0:03:11- ..About to run, Warthog!- Oh!- Argh!

0:03:11 > 0:03:15- WARTHOG SHOUTS, HYENA LAUGHS - Get him! Get him!

0:03:15 > 0:03:17Go on, Hyena, catch him!

0:03:17 > 0:03:20# Go, go, go, go, go. #

0:03:20 > 0:03:22- Ha ha ha!- Oh! Oh!

0:03:22 > 0:03:24LION SNORES Whoa!

0:03:26 > 0:03:29SHOUTING AND LAUGHTER

0:03:33 > 0:03:36Hide in your burrow, you horrible hog.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38But I'll get you!

0:03:38 > 0:03:40Just you wait. Ha ha ha!

0:03:40 > 0:03:45- Never! You ugly mugly.- Ooh.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52I'm not an ugly mugly.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00Ah, ha ha! No ugly Hyena.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03And a lovely day to feed my beautiful face.

0:04:03 > 0:04:08What better to feed my face than truffles?

0:04:08 > 0:04:12So good for the skin and my handsome looks.

0:04:12 > 0:04:17Not that you can get much better looking than me, ha ha! HE SNORTS

0:04:20 > 0:04:21Ooh!

0:04:21 > 0:04:24Watch where you're truffling, Warthog!

0:04:24 > 0:04:27And where, Tortoise, are you rushing off to?

0:04:27 > 0:04:31I'm heading for the acacia tree.

0:04:31 > 0:04:32I thought I'd start out early.

0:04:32 > 0:04:36Hare says there's some juicy lettuces there.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Well, chop chop! You'd better hurry.

0:04:38 > 0:04:42Even the snails would have gotten there by the time you get there.

0:04:42 > 0:04:47HE SNORTS AND LAUGHS

0:04:47 > 0:04:49No need to be so rude.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51You know what Owl always says.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54Good things come to those who wait.

0:04:54 > 0:04:58Well, lucky old lettuce, then. WARTHOG LAUGHS

0:04:58 > 0:05:04Shut up, rude hog. There'll be trouble. Oh! Morning, Porcupine.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06- PORCUPINE YAWNS - Jambo, Tortoise.

0:05:06 > 0:05:12- Are you all right?- I've been up all night trying to find food.

0:05:12 > 0:05:15I'm so tired. I can hardly lift my quills.

0:05:15 > 0:05:18Look. Oh! Oh!

0:05:18 > 0:05:20I'm shattered.

0:05:20 > 0:05:24You need to hole up for a bit. Get your strength back.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27Oh, I'm such a long way from my hole.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29Why not rest in Warthog's burrow?

0:05:29 > 0:05:31But where is Warthog?

0:05:31 > 0:05:35That rude hog has gone out looking for truffles.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38- He won't even know. - Thank you, Tortoise.

0:05:38 > 0:05:39I will.

0:05:47 > 0:05:49- SHE GIGGLES - Mm.

0:05:52 > 0:05:56- Stop it!- Stop it!- Stop it!

0:05:56 > 0:06:00MONKEYS CHATTER IN PROTEST Ha ha! Truffles!

0:06:01 > 0:06:04- I'm telling Owl. ALL:- Owl!

0:06:04 > 0:06:07- Owl!- Oh!

0:06:07 > 0:06:10Urgh! Hmrph! Stop it, Warthog.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12- Stop it!- Why?

0:06:12 > 0:06:18I've been up all night and we all need our beauty sleep, you know.

0:06:18 > 0:06:22Some more than most, and you Owl look very old and tired today.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25Oh! Hm! Be careful, Warthog.

0:06:25 > 0:06:28Beauty is only skin deep.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30Hm. MONKEYS CHATTER

0:06:33 > 0:06:34- OWL:- Warthog. Warthog!

0:06:35 > 0:06:38- Truffles!- Warthog!- Whoa!

0:06:38 > 0:06:40Good day, your Majesty.

0:06:40 > 0:06:43My, you look messy. What happened to your mane?

0:06:43 > 0:06:45Did you get all tangled in the bush?

0:06:45 > 0:06:49You know, kings can't prowl around looking like that.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51What will the other animals think?

0:06:51 > 0:06:54If I were king of Tinga Tinga, I would...

0:06:54 > 0:06:55WARTHOG!

0:06:55 > 0:06:59No beast talks to Lion in such a manner.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02In fact, no beast should be insulted in such a way.

0:07:02 > 0:07:06You are a very, very rude hog.

0:07:06 > 0:07:10- I w...w...was just sayin' - if- I was king of Tinga Tinga...

0:07:10 > 0:07:13But you are not! And enough is enough!

0:07:13 > 0:07:15- ROAR! - Argh!

0:07:16 > 0:07:18THEY SHOUT

0:07:18 > 0:07:20- Argh!- Ha ha!

0:07:20 > 0:07:23- Come here, Warthog! - That'll teach you, Warthog! Ha ha!

0:07:23 > 0:07:26Not so handsome from behind, Warthog.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29THEY SHOUT

0:07:29 > 0:07:31- PORCUPINE:- Ha ha! Yeah!

0:07:31 > 0:07:33Ha ha! Who's the king now?

0:07:33 > 0:07:35You are! Whoa!

0:07:35 > 0:07:38- Argh!- Ha ha!

0:07:38 > 0:07:41LAUGHTER AND SHOUTING

0:07:42 > 0:07:44HYENA LAUGHS

0:07:49 > 0:07:50I'll get you!

0:07:50 > 0:07:53- Ha ha ha!- Whoa!

0:07:53 > 0:07:55Ha ha ha!

0:07:56 > 0:07:57Argh! Argh!

0:07:57 > 0:07:59- Oh!- Argh!

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Argh!

0:08:02 > 0:08:05CRASHING, SQUEALING

0:08:05 > 0:08:06Mm-hm.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Ow.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Ow.

0:08:18 > 0:08:22WARTHOG GROANS AND STRAINS

0:08:26 > 0:08:28ANIMALS GASP

0:08:30 > 0:08:33- Warthog? - HE GROANS

0:08:33 > 0:08:35Oh, no.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37- Ai, yai! - MONKEYS GIGGLE

0:08:37 > 0:08:41Oh, sorry, Warthog. Pole, you gave me such a fright.

0:08:41 > 0:08:45Tortoise said you were out and I fell asleep.

0:08:46 > 0:08:52Is Warthog's face going rather pink? Or am I just imagining it?

0:08:52 > 0:08:54ANIMALS LAUGH

0:08:54 > 0:08:58What is going on? Why is nobody helping Warthog?

0:08:58 > 0:09:01- But he was horrid. - Horrid to everybody.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03- Hm.- Well, that's not nice.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05But Warthog cannot stay like this.

0:09:05 > 0:09:09- Ow.- Owl, won't you help?

0:09:09 > 0:09:13Apparently, I'm too tired and I'm too old.

0:09:13 > 0:09:17Sounds like you've been upsetting everyone, Warthog.

0:09:17 > 0:09:20BIRD CHEEPS

0:09:20 > 0:09:22Ow! Ooh! Argh!

0:09:22 > 0:09:24Ah!

0:09:29 > 0:09:32WARTHOG SCREAMS My face!

0:09:32 > 0:09:36My snout! My handsome looks!

0:09:36 > 0:09:39Who's an ugly mugly now? Hee hee!

0:09:41 > 0:09:44My face is all big and swollen.

0:09:44 > 0:09:48But at least it's not as big as my bottom, huh? Hee hee!

0:09:48 > 0:09:50It's full of holes!

0:09:50 > 0:09:53You've only got yourself to blame.

0:09:53 > 0:09:56Oh, the swelling will never go down.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00If I were you, I'd do something about it.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02Hee hee!

0:10:02 > 0:10:04I'm just plain ugly.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07What did you say, Owl?

0:10:07 > 0:10:10Beauty is only skin deep, Lion.

0:10:10 > 0:10:14Beauty is only skin deep.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17As ever, extremely wise words.

0:10:17 > 0:10:20Ugly, ugly, ugly.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22MONKEY LAUGHS

0:10:22 > 0:10:25And that is why Warthog is ugly.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27- His good looks never came back. - Hm!

0:10:27 > 0:10:31- He just got uglier and grumpier. - Hm.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36- Sorry, Warthog, forgive me.- Hm.

0:10:40 > 0:10:45And from that day on, Warthog always entered his burrow bottom first.

0:10:45 > 0:10:48Just in case Porcupine was down there.

0:10:48 > 0:10:51Sorry, Warthog, I didn't mean it.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53- Hm!- Argh!

0:10:53 > 0:10:55And Porcupine and her quills?

0:10:55 > 0:10:58Well, that's a whole other story, hee hee!

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