Good Luck Boy

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0:00:03 > 0:00:06PHONE RINGS

0:00:10 > 0:00:11Try that.

0:00:13 > 0:00:15Now what? What am I doing wrong?

0:00:18 > 0:00:22PHONE CONTINUES TO RING

0:00:25 > 0:00:28'Congratulations. You could be the lucky winner

0:00:28 > 0:00:32'of a fabulous free family holiday in Florida.

0:00:32 > 0:00:34'To win this fabulous free holiday,

0:00:34 > 0:00:39'please confirm that you are over 18.'

0:00:39 > 0:00:40Um...well...

0:00:40 > 0:00:41'Thank you.'

0:00:41 > 0:00:43What's going on?

0:00:43 > 0:00:44I'm winning a holiday.

0:00:44 > 0:00:47'Please answer the following questions.

0:00:47 > 0:00:50'What place is known as the Sunshine State?'

0:00:50 > 0:00:52What's that?

0:00:52 > 0:00:56- Um...happiness?- No, something else. Something...

0:00:58 > 0:01:00Florida!

0:01:00 > 0:01:02- 'Correct.'- Yes!- Yes!

0:01:04 > 0:01:06OK, OK, we're on it, we're on it.

0:01:06 > 0:01:11OK, slowly, calmly, looking over your left shoulder.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13Slowly, Tracy. Slow down!

0:01:30 > 0:01:31Come on.

0:01:31 > 0:01:37All right guys, enough. Inside. Stop. Stop! Stop!

0:01:39 > 0:01:45Pull forward, Tracy, pull forward. More, more. Lads, go in. Go in!

0:01:45 > 0:01:47You're putting me off as well.

0:01:51 > 0:01:55What opens doors in Florida? Quickly, come on!

0:01:55 > 0:01:56- Battering rams?- Americans.

0:01:58 > 0:02:02- Battering rams.- No, something else.

0:02:04 > 0:02:05Keys?

0:02:05 > 0:02:07The Florida Keys?

0:02:08 > 0:02:09'Correct.

0:02:09 > 0:02:13'This is your third and final question.'

0:02:13 > 0:02:15He's winning a holiday.

0:02:15 > 0:02:18'You are one step away from your dream holiday.'

0:02:18 > 0:02:19DOOR OPENS

0:02:22 > 0:02:26Did you speak to Rob about Lily's first supervised visit?

0:02:26 > 0:02:27I'll call him now.

0:02:31 > 0:02:32Where's the phone?

0:02:32 > 0:02:35'What reptile has been found in the Florida Keys

0:02:35 > 0:02:38'for over 200 million years?'

0:02:39 > 0:02:40Squirrel!

0:02:40 > 0:02:41Alligator?

0:02:43 > 0:02:44Alligator?

0:02:46 > 0:02:48'Congratulations!

0:02:48 > 0:02:54'You have now won your fabulous free family holiday in Florida!

0:02:54 > 0:02:58'Please hold for one of our Sun Screen representatives.'

0:02:58 > 0:03:01My luck has finally changed!

0:03:13 > 0:03:17- Will you get...?!- Who had it last?

0:03:18 > 0:03:19BOTH: Tracy.

0:03:20 > 0:03:24- T-O-B-Y.- Ah, bless him. He's learned how to spell his name!

0:03:26 > 0:03:31'Well, Toby, you have won a free holiday for you and your family.'

0:03:31 > 0:03:34Um...do we have to be a family?

0:03:34 > 0:03:37'We do specialise in family holidays.'

0:03:37 > 0:03:39That's good, we're a big family!

0:03:41 > 0:03:44Sorry. That was my brother.

0:03:44 > 0:03:48'Great. So when can our local representative Terrie Fender

0:03:48 > 0:03:51'visit your home to get your details?'

0:03:51 > 0:03:54Today would be nice. Any time. It doesn't matter.

0:03:54 > 0:03:58MUSIC PLAYS

0:03:59 > 0:04:03It's so easy. You just step on the lights.

0:04:03 > 0:04:07I know how a dance mat works, thanks very much.

0:04:07 > 0:04:11Come on, Lily. You can't lie there doing nothing all day.

0:04:12 > 0:04:13Checked the kitchen?

0:04:13 > 0:04:16I said I'd checked the kitchen.

0:04:16 > 0:04:19She wouldn't have it in the car, would she?

0:04:19 > 0:04:23Sorry. I picked up the phone.

0:04:23 > 0:04:27You know you're not supposed to touch that without permission.

0:04:27 > 0:04:30- Uncle Andrew called. - Really? What did he say?

0:04:30 > 0:04:36He wants to come round to see me. Now. Is that OK?

0:04:36 > 0:04:38- It's a bit sudden.- I know.

0:04:38 > 0:04:42He's having one of his good days. They don't usually last very long.

0:04:42 > 0:04:47OK, we see. We'd be only too happy to meet him at last.

0:04:47 > 0:04:52Don't be surprised if he acts a little strange.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55Meeting new people stresses him out.

0:04:55 > 0:05:00- We'll give you guys all the space you need.- Thanks.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03- Lily.- What?

0:05:03 > 0:05:05- I think you should speak to Gina.- No.

0:05:05 > 0:05:10- They could help you. - I don't want Gina or Mike.

0:05:10 > 0:05:13Anyway, they've done enough helping.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16It wasn't their fault. Mike said your sisters are happy

0:05:16 > 0:05:18with their new foster parents.

0:05:18 > 0:05:23- They're going to arrange a visit. - That's all right then, innit?

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Everyone knows the plan?

0:05:32 > 0:05:35I can't believe we're going through with this.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37Course we are.

0:05:37 > 0:05:41- We're going to be heroes. - More like forgers.

0:05:41 > 0:05:44This Terrie thinks we're a big family.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46We are so going to get done.

0:05:48 > 0:05:52So what do we tell Mike and Gina?

0:05:52 > 0:05:54"Here's your ticket!"

0:05:54 > 0:05:57No-one can refuse a ticket.

0:05:57 > 0:06:02Even if we did tell a lie. We're doing the right thing.

0:06:02 > 0:06:03I suppose so.

0:06:03 > 0:06:07- So, you know the plan, yeah? - Here we go. He's here.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18Woo-hoo! Nice motor!

0:06:31 > 0:06:36Auntie Sandra! Oh, she must have come instead.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41Welcome to Elm Tree House.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43Is that your dad?

0:06:43 > 0:06:44- Yeah.- Hi.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48Go! Go! Go!

0:06:50 > 0:06:52- LOUD MUSIC STARTS - Welcome.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Sorry about this.

0:06:54 > 0:06:57Excuse me. Sapphire!

0:07:01 > 0:07:03Come on. Hurry up.

0:07:05 > 0:07:07I thought Sapphire was out.

0:07:08 > 0:07:12- Nice to meet you. Terrie Fender. - Is that the phone?

0:07:12 > 0:07:14PHONE RINGS

0:07:14 > 0:07:16Sorry.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20We'll talk in the kitchen. It's quieter.

0:07:20 > 0:07:23- Is your brother not coming?- No.

0:07:23 > 0:07:24LOUD MUSIC CONTINUES

0:07:29 > 0:07:30Elm Tree House.

0:07:33 > 0:07:38No, I think you've made a mistake. We're not expecting anybody.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41- This is my brother, Johnny.- Hi.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44- Hello, Johnny. - Careful. The floor's wet.

0:07:44 > 0:07:45So I see.

0:07:49 > 0:07:56So...Elm Tree House. This place used to be a care home, didn't it?

0:07:56 > 0:07:59Oh, years ago. But our family live here now.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Thank you.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04'They said my brother was going to you.'

0:08:04 > 0:08:05Are you sure?

0:08:05 > 0:08:07'Positive. Can you check again?'

0:08:08 > 0:08:12'He's small, maybe he's hiding behind one of the others?'

0:08:12 > 0:08:16I don't think... Liam, is that you?

0:08:17 > 0:08:18PHONE BEEPS

0:08:18 > 0:08:19Liam!

0:08:19 > 0:08:24So, Mike's your dad and Gina's your...?

0:08:24 > 0:08:27- Stepmum.- Stepmum. Right.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29The floor's wet.

0:08:29 > 0:08:33- You're meant to be on lookout. - That's my half-brother Frank.

0:08:33 > 0:08:34Hi, Frank.

0:08:34 > 0:08:39- And you've met my other brother, Liam.- Hello, Liam.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41Show us the tickets, then.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45So, um, how many in your family?

0:08:45 > 0:08:50- 13.- 13, wow. That is a big family.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53- Is it too big?- No.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55Absolutely perfect.

0:08:56 > 0:08:59Liam!

0:08:59 > 0:09:02- Have you seen Liam?- He's upstairs.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04Right.

0:09:05 > 0:09:09So, each deluxe villa has its very own luxury swimming pool.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12And this is all free?

0:09:12 > 0:09:15Completely. F-R-E-E, free.

0:09:21 > 0:09:26Sometimes people need to be left on their own. Give her some time.

0:09:26 > 0:09:27Everything all right?

0:09:27 > 0:09:29Lily's a bit down.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31I'll go and talk to her, yeah?

0:09:31 > 0:09:34I promised I wouldn't say anything.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37- She needs her own time to grieve.- Right.

0:09:40 > 0:09:45Have any of you seen Liam running by?

0:09:47 > 0:09:48Liam!

0:09:48 > 0:09:51Let's get you set up on the database.

0:09:53 > 0:09:54Dad's coming!

0:09:56 > 0:09:58He's meant to have mopped the floor.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01- He's very strict.- Your dad?- Yeah.

0:10:01 > 0:10:04Floor's wet.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06I just want to say hello to Toby's aunt.

0:10:09 > 0:10:10The floor's wet.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13I'm just coming in for a quick hello.

0:10:13 > 0:10:15I don't want you to hurt yourself.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17Argh!

0:10:17 > 0:10:20- Dad!- Argh, my back!

0:10:23 > 0:10:27- Can I do anything? - No, no, you stay there with Toby.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29I'll be out in five.

0:10:29 > 0:10:33- Is it always like this?- Pretty much.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35Why did you wash the floor?

0:10:35 > 0:10:37I wanted to surprise you.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40Well, you succeeded.

0:10:40 > 0:10:43- What's happened?- Mike slipped over.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45I'll see to him, boys. Go on.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50- Is that all right? - My back's killing me.

0:10:50 > 0:10:54I think Johnny has attachment issues.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56Why do you say that?

0:10:56 > 0:10:58He called me "Dad".

0:10:58 > 0:11:00Aw, that's sweet.

0:11:06 > 0:11:10- Hi, Harry. You OK?- Yes.

0:11:10 > 0:11:13You sure you don't feel just a bit lonely?

0:11:16 > 0:11:17Right.

0:11:17 > 0:11:20I think that is nearly everything.

0:11:20 > 0:11:25Excellent. Now, if you can just get this form filled in by an adult,

0:11:25 > 0:11:27I think we're nearly done.

0:11:27 > 0:11:29Hi, Sapphire.

0:11:31 > 0:11:34- What's going on? - Are you their half-sister?

0:11:34 > 0:11:38- Yes. No.- Step-sister.- Cousin.

0:11:38 > 0:11:41I take it you're not related to these boys?

0:11:41 > 0:11:44You are joking me? These losers?

0:11:44 > 0:11:46Sapphire's kind of a housemate.

0:11:46 > 0:11:50Yeah. For the next 436 days.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52Unfortunately.

0:11:52 > 0:11:55Who left this mess here?

0:11:55 > 0:11:57This is still a care home, isn't it?

0:11:57 > 0:12:01How did you think you'd get away with this?

0:12:01 > 0:12:06- I suppose we didn't really think it through.- We just wanted the holiday.

0:12:06 > 0:12:09Were your "parents" in on it?

0:12:09 > 0:12:13- They think you're my aunt. - That's very ingenious.

0:12:13 > 0:12:15I guess it was, but it didn't work.

0:12:15 > 0:12:17You were just very unlucky.

0:12:17 > 0:12:20That's it, we're always unlucky.

0:12:20 > 0:12:23Sapphire's right, we're all losers in here.

0:12:23 > 0:12:26When something good happens, we can't have it,

0:12:26 > 0:12:28because we're not a family.

0:12:29 > 0:12:33Well, I must say it does seem horribly unfair.

0:12:33 > 0:12:38- I really wish there was something I can do.- Just do it.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40Just give us the holiday!

0:12:40 > 0:12:43There are strict guidelines. There's nothing I can do.

0:12:43 > 0:12:45- Unless...- What?

0:12:46 > 0:12:49- No, I couldn't.- You can, you can.

0:12:49 > 0:12:52- I shouldn't.- You should!

0:12:52 > 0:12:56If you get an adult's permission, I might be able to swing it.

0:12:56 > 0:12:59So get your mum or dad to sign this form, and...

0:12:59 > 0:13:03..the rest of this conversation never happened.

0:13:03 > 0:13:05Nice one!

0:13:07 > 0:13:09What are you doing?

0:13:09 > 0:13:11Mike will never agree to this.

0:13:11 > 0:13:14- He doesn't have to, does he?- Liam...

0:13:14 > 0:13:18He's getting a holiday. He won't have to lie.

0:13:18 > 0:13:20We're doing it for him.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23Right! What's his date of birth?

0:13:23 > 0:13:26- Come on, come on, we need this! - We don't know, Liam.

0:13:26 > 0:13:30But I think I know someone who might.

0:13:30 > 0:13:32PIANO PLAYS

0:13:32 > 0:13:33Gus?

0:13:33 > 0:13:35Practicing.

0:13:35 > 0:13:39- We got a business proposal. - It's practice time!

0:13:39 > 0:13:40I've missed 13 seconds.

0:13:40 > 0:13:42Gus.

0:13:42 > 0:13:45- How would you like to go to Florida?- Florida?

0:13:45 > 0:13:49The Sunshine State? It has swamps and alligators.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51Yeah. What's not to like?

0:13:51 > 0:13:52Nothing. I'd like to go.

0:13:52 > 0:13:56Course you would. Fill in this form as if you were Mike.

0:13:56 > 0:13:59- It's a surprise for him. - Don't tell no-one.

0:13:59 > 0:14:04- Got it.- So, are you sure you can answer all these questions?- Yes.

0:14:04 > 0:14:08- How do you remember everything? - How come you forget?

0:14:08 > 0:14:09Not here. Too open.

0:14:38 > 0:14:41- Hi!- Hi, Lily.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43Harry's feeling a bit lonely.

0:14:43 > 0:14:48- So, I thought you could tell him one of your stories.- Don't remember any.

0:14:48 > 0:14:52Once upon a time, there were tiger princesses...

0:14:52 > 0:14:55You tell it then. Or read him one of your books.

0:14:55 > 0:14:58I don't tell stories anymore.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01Can I still have my sweets?

0:15:01 > 0:15:05- Thanks.- You paid him?

0:15:05 > 0:15:08- I was trying to help you. - You don't get it.

0:15:08 > 0:15:12Nothing you or anyone else can do or say will change the way I feel!

0:15:12 > 0:15:15I'm not giving up on you, Lily Kettle.

0:15:16 > 0:15:18And that's it.

0:15:18 > 0:15:20Your booking is now confirmed.

0:15:20 > 0:15:23- Yes!- You do realise that this reservation

0:15:23 > 0:15:25cannot be changed or cancelled?

0:15:25 > 0:15:29- Why would we want to do that? - We're going to Florida!

0:15:34 > 0:15:37Here's the receipt. The tickets will be in the post.

0:15:37 > 0:15:38We did it!

0:15:41 > 0:15:42Receipt?

0:15:47 > 0:15:52- Wait!- You got a problem, boys?

0:15:52 > 0:15:53Isn't the holiday free?

0:15:53 > 0:15:56The villa's yours for nothing.

0:15:56 > 0:15:59You've charged Mike over £5,000 on his credit card!

0:15:59 > 0:16:02- That's for the flights. - You tricked us!

0:16:02 > 0:16:05No. You tried to trick me.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07But what do we tell Mike?

0:16:07 > 0:16:09You're bright boys.

0:16:09 > 0:16:12I'm sure you'll think of something. Bye!

0:16:16 > 0:16:18Wait!

0:16:18 > 0:16:21- We are so going to die.- Yep.

0:16:29 > 0:16:31- KNOCK ON THE DOOR - Come in.

0:16:32 > 0:16:35Hi, Carmen. Wow! You look amazing!

0:16:35 > 0:16:37- Try telling Lily that.- Oh.

0:16:37 > 0:16:40Is she still sad about her sisters?

0:16:40 > 0:16:43I've tried everything, she just lays there.

0:16:43 > 0:16:45- You know what it's like.- There's

0:16:45 > 0:16:48always something that makes me smile.

0:16:48 > 0:16:51Nothing I do makes Lily smile, and I'm her best friend.

0:16:51 > 0:16:54She's just sad about her sisters.

0:16:54 > 0:16:57There's got to be something I can do.

0:16:58 > 0:17:03Say that you split up from Johnny and you were miserable about it.

0:17:03 > 0:17:05What could I do to make you smile?

0:17:08 > 0:17:09Tee?!

0:17:13 > 0:17:16We are dead. We are so dead.

0:17:16 > 0:17:20How did she get Mike's credit-card details?

0:17:22 > 0:17:26- Gus?- You said fill in the form.

0:17:26 > 0:17:28But how did you know?

0:17:31 > 0:17:36Mike pays bills by phone. I can't help but remember them.

0:17:36 > 0:17:37Let's all calm down.

0:17:37 > 0:17:43Tracy's knows about credit-card fraud. She'll sort us out.

0:17:43 > 0:17:44MOBILE RINGS

0:17:44 > 0:17:47- Can you get that? - Concentrate on your driving.

0:17:47 > 0:17:49Keep straight.

0:17:49 > 0:17:52I've got it. Tracy, please.

0:17:52 > 0:17:53She's not picking up.

0:17:54 > 0:17:56We're all Bad Luck Boys now.

0:17:56 > 0:17:59It's nothing to do with luck. We were scammed.

0:17:59 > 0:18:02Whatever, it's still the same.

0:18:02 > 0:18:05No, it's not. She cheated us.

0:18:05 > 0:18:07And we're going to fight back!

0:18:16 > 0:18:20- Ask Gina. - We did, but she said ask you.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22It sounds a bit risky to me.

0:18:22 > 0:18:25She misses her sisters so much.

0:18:25 > 0:18:28Do you really think it would help?

0:18:28 > 0:18:30Yeah. I know how I'd feel if it was me.

0:18:30 > 0:18:32Well, if you're sure.

0:18:32 > 0:18:35- OK.- Thank you, Mike!

0:18:44 > 0:18:46Is this it?

0:18:46 > 0:18:47Yep. Apartment 3A.

0:18:50 > 0:18:51Ready?

0:18:51 > 0:18:54INTERCOM BUZZES

0:18:54 > 0:18:57Sun Screen Holidays. Reception.

0:18:57 > 0:19:00That's you, Terrie Fender.

0:19:00 > 0:19:03Our offices are closed. Please call another time.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07Not answering. Let's give up.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09OK. Right.

0:19:09 > 0:19:12Plan B.

0:19:12 > 0:19:15Lily! Get up. Look, there's somebody here to see you.

0:19:17 > 0:19:21- What's that?- This is Mr Hamster. Carmen bought him for you.

0:19:21 > 0:19:24- Why buy him?- Thought you'd like him.

0:19:24 > 0:19:27Look, he's so cute and fluffy.

0:19:27 > 0:19:31- It's wee wee'd! Tee, take him! - No way!- Here! Give him to me!

0:19:35 > 0:19:37- He's cute.- Look at his little face.

0:19:37 > 0:19:40- Do you like him?- I love him.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42Thanks, Carmen.

0:19:42 > 0:19:45See? He's so cute. He loves you, Lily.

0:19:47 > 0:19:50- BLENDER WHIRS Seen Toby anywhere?- What?!

0:19:50 > 0:19:52BLENDER STOPS Have you seen Toby?

0:19:52 > 0:19:55- No. Why? - Just wanted to see he's OK.

0:19:55 > 0:19:58I haven't seen him since his auntie left.

0:19:58 > 0:19:59That was Toby's aunt?

0:19:59 > 0:20:01Yeah. His first family visit.

0:20:01 > 0:20:05If you see him, tell him I'm around if he needs to talk.

0:20:05 > 0:20:07- OK.- Thanks.

0:20:25 > 0:20:28CAR ALARM WAILS

0:20:40 > 0:20:42Gus. What's this?

0:20:49 > 0:20:50Oi!

0:20:54 > 0:20:57If you have a problem, you put it in writing.

0:20:57 > 0:21:01Touch my car one more time, I'm calling the police.

0:21:01 > 0:21:04We didn't touch your car, all right?

0:21:04 > 0:21:08Oh, yeah? I saw you! Don't forget, I know where you live.

0:21:14 > 0:21:15Clear!

0:21:36 > 0:21:41Oi! Get off that computer. What do you think you're doing?

0:21:41 > 0:21:42Get off that!

0:21:43 > 0:21:45Let him go!

0:21:48 > 0:21:50You come back here!

0:21:53 > 0:21:55Johnny? Oh, where are they?

0:21:58 > 0:22:00- Go!- Tracy!

0:22:00 > 0:22:02- Quick, get in!- Go, go, go, go, go!

0:22:02 > 0:22:04Come back here now!

0:22:04 > 0:22:05Seatbelts please, boys.

0:22:08 > 0:22:11Mirror, signal, manoeuvre.

0:22:11 > 0:22:13Not now, Cam!

0:22:15 > 0:22:18- How did you find us? - Sapphire called.

0:22:18 > 0:22:21Tracy insisted I answer.

0:22:21 > 0:22:22Slow down.

0:22:22 > 0:22:24I'm only doing ten.

0:22:24 > 0:22:28Yeah, but I think you've got some more passengers.

0:22:34 > 0:22:40£5,363?

0:22:40 > 0:22:42How did you know my credit card...?

0:22:42 > 0:22:44ALL: Gus.

0:22:46 > 0:22:49Am I going to be arrested, like Tracy?

0:22:49 > 0:22:50I didn't get arrested.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52Nobody's getting arrested!

0:22:52 > 0:22:55I just need to talk sense to this woman.

0:22:55 > 0:22:58Oi! You can't just walk in. There's rules!

0:22:58 > 0:23:01You want me to call the police instead?

0:23:01 > 0:23:04- Couldn't keep her out. - Where are the thieves?

0:23:04 > 0:23:08- Thieves?- We're not thieves. You are!

0:23:08 > 0:23:13They broke into my office and stole a valuable item. Where is it?

0:23:13 > 0:23:15This is all some misunderstanding.

0:23:15 > 0:23:17No, it's not.

0:23:17 > 0:23:20Not until you give Mike his money back.

0:23:20 > 0:23:23This boy has stolen client information.

0:23:23 > 0:23:27Either he gives it back to me right now or I call the police.

0:23:27 > 0:23:29There's no need for that.

0:23:29 > 0:23:33Can we sort out the holiday thing first? These kids...

0:23:33 > 0:23:36They didn't know. Can't you just...?

0:23:36 > 0:23:40No. We don't offer refunds or exchanges.

0:23:40 > 0:23:41Sorry. Company policy.

0:23:41 > 0:23:46You're just an old-fashioned crook, aren't you?

0:23:46 > 0:23:49Sun Screen Holidays operates strictly within the law.

0:23:49 > 0:23:52We conform to the highest industry standards.

0:23:52 > 0:23:55And that includes conning a bunch of kids?

0:23:55 > 0:23:59They conned me. They told me they were over 18.

0:23:59 > 0:24:02Is that true?

0:24:02 > 0:24:03Tracy.

0:24:12 > 0:24:13'..in Florida.

0:24:13 > 0:24:15'To win this free holiday,

0:24:15 > 0:24:18'please confirm that you are over 18.'

0:24:18 > 0:24:20- 'Um...well...'- 'Thank you.

0:24:20 > 0:24:24'To claim your free family holiday...'

0:24:24 > 0:24:26Well?

0:24:26 > 0:24:28It's an automated system.

0:24:28 > 0:24:31I can't be held responsible.

0:24:31 > 0:24:35Really? So, if we look on this, we won't find any more dodgy sales?

0:24:35 > 0:24:37You give me that back! Now!

0:24:37 > 0:24:40Maybe you're right. We should go to the police...

0:24:40 > 0:24:41..with this.

0:24:46 > 0:24:50All right. All right, I'll cancel the transaction.

0:24:50 > 0:24:52You'll get your money back.

0:24:52 > 0:24:55Good. Better do it now. We'll watch.

0:24:55 > 0:25:00Make sure you live up to the "highest industry standards".

0:25:09 > 0:25:12Stupid, reckless, irresponsible.

0:25:12 > 0:25:16I have a list of at least 30 more words. Need I go on?

0:25:16 > 0:25:17Yes, please!

0:25:17 > 0:25:18- ALL:- Shut up!

0:25:19 > 0:25:23Gus, I've changed my credit card.

0:25:23 > 0:25:26Leave this house again without permission,

0:25:26 > 0:25:28I'm stopping your allowances.

0:25:28 > 0:25:32None of you answers the office phone. Understood?

0:25:32 > 0:25:35- Fine.- Whatever.

0:25:35 > 0:25:38- We'll say no more about it. - You mean, that's it?

0:25:39 > 0:25:43- Do you know what hurts me the most, Johnny?- Your back!

0:25:46 > 0:25:49You calling me Dad.

0:25:49 > 0:25:50I thought you meant it.

0:25:50 > 0:25:54I might be getting soft in my old age, but it seems to me

0:25:54 > 0:25:58that you kids meant well and were the victims in all this.

0:25:58 > 0:26:01That old bag got everything she deserved.

0:26:01 > 0:26:04- Tracy!- Sorry. - Leading from the front again.

0:26:04 > 0:26:06As always.

0:26:14 > 0:26:18SQUEAKING

0:26:19 > 0:26:21Lily. Lily!

0:26:24 > 0:26:25What?

0:26:25 > 0:26:26What's that noise?

0:26:36 > 0:26:38It's Mr Hamster.

0:26:38 > 0:26:40He's noctagonal.

0:26:40 > 0:26:42What does that mean?

0:26:42 > 0:26:47It means he could be doing it all night.

0:26:55 > 0:26:56Toby.

0:26:56 > 0:26:58Toby! Wake up.

0:26:58 > 0:27:00What?

0:27:00 > 0:27:02Toby.

0:27:03 > 0:27:06Listen, we're sorry about your holiday.

0:27:06 > 0:27:10So, we thought you might need cheering up.

0:27:10 > 0:27:13So we got you this.

0:27:15 > 0:27:16His name's Mr Hamster.

0:27:16 > 0:27:19- Look after him.- Thanks.

0:27:20 > 0:27:22Bye!

0:27:24 > 0:27:27Hello, Mr Hamster!

0:27:29 > 0:27:34Looks like it was my lucky day after all!

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