0:00:05 > 0:00:06Oi!
0:00:10 > 0:00:11Hold that.
0:00:12 > 0:00:15I wonder how fast this thing goes.
0:00:16 > 0:00:18Woo-hoo!
0:00:20 > 0:00:23Liam, you're going to get caught!
0:00:23 > 0:00:28- It's good fun.- Can I have a go? - Wait your turn.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Oi! Get off!
0:00:43 > 0:00:45Aargh!
0:00:49 > 0:00:51Liam?
0:01:06 > 0:01:10- Could you hold still?!- Ha-ha. Glad everyone's having fun(!)
0:01:10 > 0:01:12- You look smart!- And sensible.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15Like THE fastest getaway driver in town!
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Why have I got to wear this stupid suit?
0:01:17 > 0:01:21In court, it pays to look like you've made an effort.
0:01:21 > 0:01:25- I was messing about.- It could be the last straw! You could be...
0:01:25 > 0:01:27What...sent down?
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Come on. We're going to be late.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33He thinks I'm going to get sent down.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35- He's just worried about you. - Come on.
0:01:35 > 0:01:40- You'll be fine. Just make the right noises, yeah?- Liam! Smile!
0:01:40 > 0:01:43- Give me that.- Ah, this way! - Very nice.
0:01:43 > 0:01:44Good luck, Liam.
0:01:55 > 0:01:59Liam, face the front. Take your hands out of your pockets!
0:01:59 > 0:02:03We're trying to make a good impression for the magistrate.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10What's with the phone? I don't believe you!
0:02:10 > 0:02:12This is big stuff!
0:02:12 > 0:02:13All right.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17Tracy, what am I doing wrong?
0:02:17 > 0:02:19He is out of control.
0:02:22 > 0:02:23PHONE BLEEPS
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Gus has got a date!
0:02:27 > 0:02:30- Tracy! - MAGISTRATE: Good morning.- Sorry.
0:02:30 > 0:02:34- How old is she?- Where'd you meet? - Is she pretty?- What's her name?
0:02:34 > 0:02:38- Have you snogged?- Er, no, too much!
0:02:38 > 0:02:43Ah, Gus has got someone coming round for tea tomorrow night, yes?
0:02:43 > 0:02:48And her name is Jenny and they met in the orchestra.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51Are you satisfied now?
0:02:51 > 0:02:54- Yeah.- Gus. That is SO sweet.
0:02:54 > 0:02:58A bit of advice from someone who knows. Just be yourself, yeah?
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Just be yourself.
0:03:00 > 0:03:01Hmm. Thanks, Sapphire.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Oh. Stop it, you two!
0:03:06 > 0:03:08What? It's cute.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11I wasn't taking it. I just wanted to see how fast it went.
0:03:11 > 0:03:16- In doing so, you crashed it. - The brakes were faulty, your honour.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19And... And I'm sorry for any upset
0:03:19 > 0:03:23I may have caused Mr Spooner but I think I done him a favour.
0:03:23 > 0:03:27Your honour...he's the thieving beggar who took my scooter!
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Thank you, Mr Spooner. We have your statement.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33- Might as well have taken my legs. I can't go anywhere.
0:03:33 > 0:03:37- You've still got your scooter. - But it's broken, because of you.
0:03:37 > 0:03:41I'm a poor man. I spent most of my savings
0:03:41 > 0:03:45- trying to get scooter fixed up. - It was a wreck!
0:03:45 > 0:03:49The brakes were faulty. I had to swerve to miss ya!
0:03:49 > 0:03:53- Tried to run over me!- Quiet.- Give him the maximum. He's a menace!
0:03:53 > 0:03:57- You lying old codger!- Quiet! - See! No respect.
0:03:57 > 0:04:01- This is the thanks an old war hero gets.- QUIET!
0:04:02 > 0:04:07This isn't the first time you've been before a magistrate, Mr O'Donovan.
0:04:07 > 0:04:11I don't have any parents to show me a good way. Living in care.
0:04:11 > 0:04:15Well, we've read your file. And it would appear
0:04:15 > 0:04:19your previous punishments have not acted as a deterrent.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21So I am afraid this time...
0:04:21 > 0:04:25we shall have to consider a more serious sentence.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29It could have been worse!
0:04:29 > 0:04:32- Worse than seven days' community service?- Yes.
0:04:32 > 0:04:37A young offenders' institution. Still could be if you mess this up!
0:04:37 > 0:04:40So let's hope that this brings you to your senses.
0:04:40 > 0:04:45- You don't take stuff that belongs to other people.- I didn't steal it.
0:04:45 > 0:04:46No!
0:04:46 > 0:04:50What you got to do? Clean up some graffiti?
0:04:50 > 0:04:53No. Liam has to help out at an old people's home.
0:04:53 > 0:04:57What, you have to like wipe them up and stuff?
0:04:57 > 0:04:59They didn't say I have to do that!
0:04:59 > 0:05:02No. Just help out. Hey!
0:05:02 > 0:05:04It is a punishment, you know.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09THE GIRLS JEER
0:05:09 > 0:05:12- Moody.- Liam!
0:05:12 > 0:05:14So. If you were a girl...
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Which we are!
0:05:16 > 0:05:18..what would make your perfect date?
0:05:18 > 0:05:22Well, looks are everything.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24You've got to dress to impress.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29What about a present? Something really special.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Hmm. A present.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Put it down.
0:05:36 > 0:05:37Liam?
0:05:39 > 0:05:42Liam...can Mike have the DG suit back, please?
0:05:45 > 0:05:46No!
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Liam!
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Where are you going?
0:05:57 > 0:06:01Look, I'm not cleaning up after old people. It's low, Frank.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04I did it for Grandad.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07Yeah, but you love him. This is different.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10They'll all be like that old fart Spooner!
0:06:10 > 0:06:13I'm not a thief. I shouldn't be punished.
0:06:13 > 0:06:17- Mike's going on at me as if I'm some kind of loser!- Liam!
0:06:18 > 0:06:22Look, Mike thinks you're a lot of things, but a loser?
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Nah. He just cares about you!
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Yeah.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30I'm going to have to do it, aren't I?
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Yup.
0:06:32 > 0:06:36- Or it's a young offenders' holiday camp for you!- Great(!)
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Come on.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44If he's going to last, he'll need close supervision.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47- Gina'd keep him in line. - I want you to do it.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50What?! But I don't do old people.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00- Do I have to?- Look, he trusts you.
0:07:00 > 0:07:04You have his ear. You could really make a difference.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07Help him take something positive out of all this!
0:07:07 > 0:07:12- Mike, what's the most important thing to remember on a date?- Er...
0:07:12 > 0:07:17- Have a sense of humour. It's essential.- And always smell nice.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Bad smell, bad date.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Change my smell.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Well. Here we are, then.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Yup.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Here we are.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Liam.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Don't even think about it.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56Don't move. I'll tell the manager we're here.
0:08:02 > 0:08:06"WEAKEST LINK" PLAYS ON TV
0:08:08 > 0:08:12- Ha! Didn't think he'd have the guts to show!- You?
0:08:12 > 0:08:15Come to do his time, he has!
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Help himself more like, thieving little beggar!
0:08:18 > 0:08:22# Run, rabbit, run rabbit, run, run, run. #
0:08:22 > 0:08:26He'll soon be in jail, that one, I can tell you.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30- Where are you going? - It's him, Spooner.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33He's taking the mick out of me.
0:08:33 > 0:08:37If you leave, everyone'll think you're a thief. You lose, they win.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40It's only seven days.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Seven days.
0:08:44 > 0:08:45Sorry.
0:08:45 > 0:08:50MUSIC PLAYS: "Addicted to Love" by Robert Palmer
0:08:52 > 0:08:54HE SNIFFS
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Gus.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14- Everything OK in there?- Yes, Mike.
0:09:14 > 0:09:18I'm getting ready for my date. Dress to impress!
0:09:19 > 0:09:21She's not due until teatime.
0:09:21 > 0:09:26That's right, Mike. I've got five hours and 39 minutes to go!
0:09:26 > 0:09:29OK, well, nothing like being prepared, eh?
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Easy on the aftershave, mate.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Another 200 quid for the steering?
0:09:41 > 0:09:45I already paid you 300 for a new battery.
0:09:45 > 0:09:49Yeah, I know scooters are complicated.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54OK. I'll see you in an hour.
0:09:56 > 0:10:00What are you hanging around here for? Casing my room, eh?
0:10:00 > 0:10:04Sorry about your scooter. I'm not a thief. I wasn't casing your room.
0:10:04 > 0:10:09Eavesdropping, though, weren't you? Little tyke!
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Are you all right?
0:10:12 > 0:10:15Yeah, just get me to a chair.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Look, I'm going to get you some help, OK?
0:10:21 > 0:10:25No! It's just a dizzy spell.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27That's all. I've had 'em before.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30They'll only fuss.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Get us a dr-drink of water.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42- Here you go.- Ta.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49- That the war?- No.
0:10:49 > 0:10:53Suez Canal crisis. Doing my national service.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55National Service - what's that?
0:10:55 > 0:10:58What you should do instead of nicking scooters!
0:10:58 > 0:11:02You HAD to join the Army for two years.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05- What, and you just did it? - Of course.
0:11:05 > 0:11:10Happy days. All gone now.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13So that's how you got all them medals?
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Oh, I don't like to talk about it.
0:11:15 > 0:11:19You did in the courtroom!
0:11:19 > 0:11:21You lot have it easy nowadays.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Those fellas,
0:11:23 > 0:11:26they were the only family I had!
0:11:26 > 0:11:29I've got no family either.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35- I don't like to talk about it. - You did in the courtroom.
0:11:40 > 0:11:44Tea, biscuits, magazines? Choc ice?
0:11:44 > 0:11:48- Sense of humour?- Don't mind him.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50- What can I get you?- Just a biscuit.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53I'm not that good with tea.
0:11:53 > 0:11:58- Bloomin' shakes!- We wouldn't want to ruin that jumper. You look great.
0:11:58 > 0:11:59Thank you.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01I used to be a model.
0:12:01 > 0:12:05Not that I can do that any more. Make-up goes all over!
0:12:05 > 0:12:07A right old scrape, that was.
0:12:07 > 0:12:12I think I was chased for about a mile before the Old Bill got me.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15- Don't think I could keep that up now. - Nah.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18Look, I'm sorry about the scooter.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21I was just mucking about, honest.
0:12:21 > 0:12:25Look, forget the scooter. It's been nothing but trouble.
0:12:25 > 0:12:29I spent nearly all my savings on it and it still won't work.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32Look at that lot!
0:12:36 > 0:12:39150 quid for brakes?!
0:12:39 > 0:12:40What brakes?
0:12:40 > 0:12:46- Look, I'm no expert, but I think this guy is ripping you off!- Nah.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49He wouldn't do that, he's ex-forces.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52And we look out for each other, like family.
0:12:52 > 0:12:56Eddie says it's these cheap Far Eastern scooters.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58It's not exactly fun here, is it?
0:12:58 > 0:13:00George used to keep it lively.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03Beautiful pianist.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05And as for his jokes,
0:13:05 > 0:13:07he had us in stitches!
0:13:07 > 0:13:10- What happened? - His family moved abroad.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Does anyone visit you?
0:13:12 > 0:13:15Not very often.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17We don't get many family visits.
0:13:17 > 0:13:21We're from a young people's care home.
0:13:21 > 0:13:26- But it's definitely more fun than here.- I can believe that!
0:13:48 > 0:13:50Missed a bit, son.
0:13:52 > 0:13:56Oops! Sorry, love! I'm just here to see young Mr Spooner!
0:13:58 > 0:14:01I just tried the key and it's dead.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03But I paid you £300 for a new battery.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06I'm throwing good money after bad.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10Look, I've got a brand new scooter on the van.
0:14:10 > 0:14:14It's top of the range but I could let you trade in your old one
0:14:14 > 0:14:18and do you a special deal. Soldier to soldier?
0:14:25 > 0:14:29Now, wait until you feast your eyes on this little baby.
0:14:29 > 0:14:34Disk brakes. Speed charger and a top speed of ten mile an hour.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36You'll be king of the footpath!
0:14:36 > 0:14:40Well, it looks nice enough.
0:14:40 > 0:14:44- How much?- Well, these retail at three grand.- What?!
0:14:44 > 0:14:48- No way. That's my life savings! - Of course, of course.
0:14:48 > 0:14:52You being one of the boys, I'm willing to take a hit on it.
0:14:52 > 0:14:56What shall we say? 1,500 and you chop in the old one?
0:14:56 > 0:14:59It's still way too much.
0:14:59 > 0:15:04Look, I can feel your pain, really I can. But you got to get about.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07You got to feel part of society.
0:15:09 > 0:15:13Tell you what - I've got a recon scooter coming in later today.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16I can let you have that for 800 dead.
0:15:16 > 0:15:20And I'll take the old one off your hands.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22OK. I'll have it.
0:15:22 > 0:15:26You've got yourself a Wheela deal!
0:15:27 > 0:15:29Psst.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32- Liam.- He's ripping you off.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34He's doing me a favour.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36You watch, I'll prove it to ya.
0:15:39 > 0:15:43Right, I'm going to be back tomorrow. Say 11-ish?
0:15:43 > 0:15:45You'll have the cash?
0:15:45 > 0:15:46Great!
0:15:48 > 0:15:52- I don't suppose you've seen Liam have you, Mr Spooner?- He's on that.
0:15:52 > 0:15:56WHAT?! He promised me he wouldn't run off!
0:15:56 > 0:15:58He's not running off.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01He thinks he's helping me out.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03OK. From the beginning!
0:16:03 > 0:16:05- What you looking at?- Liam's file.
0:16:05 > 0:16:09I'd forgotten how often he's been in trouble.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11He'd better behave himself there.
0:16:11 > 0:16:15It's an old people's home. How much trouble can he get into?
0:16:22 > 0:16:26Yeah. Yeah, he took the bait.
0:16:28 > 0:16:29800 quid, he went for.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34Look, I gotta go. I'm at the old biddy's house.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37- HE CHUCKLES - Laters.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45Mrs Scully!
0:16:45 > 0:16:48I have moved heaven and earth.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51Heaven and earth!
0:16:51 > 0:16:54See. She's a great little runner.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57Worth double the 800 you're paying.
0:16:57 > 0:17:02But he was in the forces. A brother. We don't con each other.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05He told Mrs Scully he was doing a charity fund raiser,
0:17:05 > 0:17:09just so he could sell her your old scooter for £800.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12I'm so stupid.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15No, you're not stupid, you're just...
0:17:15 > 0:17:18I know. Old and stupid.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26Yes. I remember my first date.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29Wow, got you good memory there, girl.
0:17:29 > 0:17:33I went to town with Wilson Lecky.
0:17:33 > 0:17:36And I bought an LP by David Cassidy.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39- Who's David Cassidy? - What's an LP?
0:17:39 > 0:17:42David Cassidy was a singer.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45Look it up. He was a superstar.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48LP. Long-playing record, vinyl, 12 inch.
0:17:48 > 0:17:52And we went to The Golden Egg.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54Is that some sort of film?
0:17:54 > 0:17:58No. It was a chain of burger bars.
0:17:58 > 0:18:02And you got your burger on a plate.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05And their milkshakes were to die for!
0:18:05 > 0:18:10- Wow. You were really wild in the '70s, weren't you?- You know what?
0:18:10 > 0:18:12I was a catch. No!
0:18:24 > 0:18:27Jenny should be here in exactly two minutes!
0:18:27 > 0:18:28DOORBELL RINGS
0:18:28 > 0:18:31- She's early!- She's keen.
0:18:31 > 0:18:35- I'll get it.- No, no! GUS will get it!
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Ugh, what's that smell?
0:18:39 > 0:18:43- Gus. - His girlfriend's here.- Oh, come on.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45Whoa!
0:18:45 > 0:18:49- It's about time for your special present.- That was my idea.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51It's a desk tidy.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53How romantic(!)
0:18:53 > 0:18:57There's nothing wrong with a practical present.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00- And now for some humour.- Oh, dear.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Knock, knock.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05You're supposed to say, "Who's there?"!
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Then I say, "Ipe".
0:19:07 > 0:19:10They you say "Ipe who?". I poo. Get it?
0:19:11 > 0:19:13Right, everybody!
0:19:13 > 0:19:17Come on! We'll leave Gus and Jenny...
0:19:17 > 0:19:19- I wanna watch.- ..on their own.
0:19:19 > 0:19:23- You made it up with Spooner? Well done.- He's an interesting guy.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26Yeah. So you see, old people are just like you or me.
0:19:26 > 0:19:31- More like you.- Oi! You know what I mean. They breathe the same air.
0:19:31 > 0:19:35- Get chucked on the scrap heap, like us!- That wasn't exactly...
0:19:35 > 0:19:40The only difference between there and here is that we have more fun.
0:19:46 > 0:19:51- Tracy's right.- Where's this going? - I thought we could help at the home.
0:19:51 > 0:19:55- Liven the place up.- They'd love it. - Have to ask the manager.
0:19:55 > 0:19:59- Already did.- Ah. Well...
0:19:59 > 0:20:02why don't I let you give everyone the good news, eh?
0:20:07 > 0:20:10So you want us to do your community service with you?
0:20:10 > 0:20:15- You're having a laugh.- It's HIS punishment!- And they're so old!
0:20:15 > 0:20:19Give me one good reason to help a load of has-beens.
0:20:19 > 0:20:24- Because that's exactly what everyone thinks they are.- You know what?
0:20:24 > 0:20:28- I'm in! - Yes!- My Grandad loves visitors.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30You could do make-overs.
0:20:30 > 0:20:34- On old people?!- There's an ex-model there called Sonia.
0:20:34 > 0:20:38- Her hands shake so she can't put her make up on any more.- I'll do it.
0:20:38 > 0:20:42Don't look at me, I'm not going.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44Come on, out you hop.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48I think this is going to be fun.
0:20:48 > 0:20:52- Good for you. - I really think we should tell Mike.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55No way. I need to get Spooner's money back.
0:20:58 > 0:20:59It smells of wee.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Ssh.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06- Come and say hello.- Hi, Sonia.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08I've got some visitors for you.
0:21:08 > 0:21:14- Hello. And who are you?- Um, I'm Tee.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17And I'm Carmen.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19Do you know...
0:21:19 > 0:21:24- I have 38 pairs of shoes!- 38?!
0:21:24 > 0:21:27- 38 pairs of shoes.- Wow!
0:21:27 > 0:21:31Hi, I'm Frank.
0:21:31 > 0:21:32What?
0:21:32 > 0:21:35I'm Frank.
0:21:41 > 0:21:42Frank.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44I'm very sorry.
0:21:44 > 0:21:47- This is great.- My name's George.
0:21:47 > 0:21:52- Shame the others didn't come.- Yeah. - Where's Liam? What does he do here?
0:21:52 > 0:21:56Oh, he'll probably be with Spooner somewhere.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58Tracy. Where is he?
0:22:00 > 0:22:03Watch this. Then I'll explain.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05KNOCK AT DOOR
0:22:05 > 0:22:06Come in.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11Fancy a cuppa, Liam?
0:22:11 > 0:22:13No, I'm all right, thanks. I've got a plan.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16That's good. What kind of plan?
0:22:16 > 0:22:18To get your money back.
0:22:20 > 0:22:21From Eddie!
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Oh, yeah. Nice man.
0:22:23 > 0:22:27What are you like? He's ripping you off!
0:22:27 > 0:22:32You go outside and meet him at 11 as planned - I'll do the rest.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34Fancy a cuppa, Liam?
0:22:37 > 0:22:41Jenny came back?!
0:22:41 > 0:22:47Look, Gus and his girlfriend Jenny insisted on playing for everyone.
0:22:47 > 0:22:51I couldn't leave the rest behind, could I?! So, come on, guys.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53Come and say hi to everybody.
0:23:00 > 0:23:04Oh. A keen customer. That's what I like, Mr Spooner.
0:23:07 > 0:23:12No need to go through it again, eh? Two honest squaddies like us!
0:23:14 > 0:23:18Oh, you really are a class act, Eddie.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20What's this? 150 quid for a service.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23200 for wheel bearings.
0:23:23 > 0:23:27It goes on. About two grand's worth of bills,
0:23:27 > 0:23:31on top of what Mr Spooner paid for that heap of junk you sold him.
0:23:31 > 0:23:37- What's this, You hired some yob to shake me down?- No, Eddie,
0:23:37 > 0:23:40he's just an honest young lad who opened my eyes.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42You're a cheat, a liar and a thief!
0:23:42 > 0:23:48- Give me one good reason not to call the police!- About what?!
0:23:48 > 0:23:50My labour charges?
0:23:52 > 0:23:53Nah, this!
0:23:53 > 0:23:59'I have moved heaven and earth for you, Mrs Scully. Heaven and earth.'
0:24:01 > 0:24:05Ah, ah, ah. Now, I'll tell you what we'll do.
0:24:05 > 0:24:10You give Mr Spooner here a nice new scooter and we'll forget everything.
0:24:10 > 0:24:14- This is blackmail.- It's either that or we call the police.
0:24:16 > 0:24:20And you'll delete that film. There'll be nothing else said?
0:24:21 > 0:24:25- All right. It's a deal! - PHONE BLEEPS
0:24:25 > 0:24:29I should have known you weren't in the Army.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Your sort hasn't got the bottle.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34Army's full of mugs. Mugs like you!
0:24:44 > 0:24:46Oh, you little liar!
0:24:46 > 0:24:51- I didn't call them. She did!- Too bad that video was your only evidence.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53Too bad I sent it to her first.
0:24:57 > 0:25:01THEY PLAY Tchaikovsky's "Swan Lake"
0:25:17 > 0:25:19I know I get on your case, Liam,
0:25:19 > 0:25:23but that was marvellous what you did today.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25I'm very proud of you.
0:25:26 > 0:25:27Good lad.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30Shove along. Let me have a go, eh?
0:25:30 > 0:25:32Where'd Spooner go?
0:25:32 > 0:25:36Right, come on, let's boogie. Ready? Three, four.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39THEY PLAY "Great Balls Of Fire"
0:25:39 > 0:25:42Whoo! Great. That's good.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46Come on, Jenny.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51You all right, Mr Spooner?
0:25:51 > 0:25:54We're all having fun out there.
0:25:56 > 0:25:57You!
0:25:58 > 0:26:01You took it, you thief!
0:26:03 > 0:26:06It's me, Mr Spooner. It's Liam.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08You little beggar! You stole it!
0:26:08 > 0:26:10- It's me!- He's a thief!
0:26:10 > 0:26:13- He's a thief!- It's all right. Calm down. Calm down.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15- It's me!- It's OK.
0:26:24 > 0:26:28- I suppose I gave you quite a fright. - You could say that.
0:26:28 > 0:26:32Sometimes it goes all strange, Liam. Like I'm here...
0:26:32 > 0:26:36but I'm not. I'm so sorry.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38Don't be.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40You really helped me.
0:26:40 > 0:26:44And I want to give you something as a thank you.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51Look, I can't take this.
0:26:51 > 0:26:54- You earned it.- So did you.
0:26:59 > 0:27:02- See you tomorrow, eh? - Five days to go.
0:27:02 > 0:27:06Anyone would think you like having me here.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12THEY EXCHANGE FAREWELLS
0:27:12 > 0:27:15- I think we did a really good thing today!- Yeah, we did.
0:27:15 > 0:27:20- Can I come back and visit George? - Yeah, OK.
0:27:20 > 0:27:23All aboard! Chop, chop.
0:27:23 > 0:27:25In you get.
0:27:25 > 0:27:27You haven't seen Liam, have you?
0:27:27 > 0:27:29Liam!
0:27:30 > 0:27:32Liam!
0:27:34 > 0:27:37Liam!
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