0:00:00 > 0:00:01- Subtitles
0:00:01 > 0:00:05- # It's the tale of an amazing pig. - Come and hear his life story
0:00:05 > 0:00:09- # He takes a bath in the mud. - He's very happy, he's a lucky pig
0:00:10 > 0:00:14- # Porchell, Ffyrgi, Dwynwen and Mol. - They love to have fun all day long
0:00:14 > 0:00:18- # In Tara, or rushing - down the hill in the cart
0:00:19 > 0:00:23- # They inspect every nook and cranny - and follow their noses
0:00:24 > 0:00:28- # Things don't always go to plan. - Here they are - what a mess!
0:00:28 > 0:00:33- # Sometimes his eyes start blazing. - He must be onto a brand new plan
0:00:33 > 0:00:37- # It must be something amazing. - Something to attract the others
0:00:38 > 0:00:42- # Porchell, Ffyrgi, Dwynwen and Mol. - They love to have fun all day long
0:00:43 > 0:00:47- # In Tara, or rushing - down the hill in the cart
0:00:47 > 0:00:52- # They sleep well and get up early - to make time to play their tricks
0:00:52 > 0:00:56- # Things don't always go to plan. - They have such crazy times #
0:01:23 > 0:01:26- Porchell, you've succeeded - yet again!
0:01:29 > 0:01:31- Oh, no! What's this?
0:01:31 > 0:01:34- Two little monsters - are about to attack me!
0:01:37 > 0:01:38- It's only me, Tadcu.
0:01:39 > 0:01:40- Sion! Who's that, then?
0:01:41 > 0:01:43- Dafydd!
0:01:45 > 0:01:47- You gave me a terrible fright!
0:01:47 > 0:01:51- You're bound to frighten everyone - at the school tonight.
0:01:52 > 0:01:56- We're not going to - the school's Hallowe'en party.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59- No, we're going to - The Ghost and Monster Festival.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02- It's the scariest festival ever!
0:02:03 > 0:02:07- Yes, I know, but you're too young - to go to that festival.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12- Carys Thomas went last year.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16- She was so scared, - she had a week off school!
0:02:17 > 0:02:19- You can't go and that's that.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22- Oh, Tadcu!
0:02:22 > 0:02:24- Oh, Tadcu!- - I know! I know! It's not fair.
0:02:25 > 0:02:29- You see movie trailers - and adverts for adventure parks...
0:02:29 > 0:02:32- ..and they all look like fun, - don't they?
0:02:35 > 0:02:38- Then, I say you're too young - and you can't go.
0:02:39 > 0:02:40- Exactly! It's not fair.
0:02:41 > 0:02:45- Why can't we watch everything - and do whatever we like?
0:02:45 > 0:02:47- That's a good question.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50- I asked exactly the same things - when I was your age.
0:02:51 > 0:02:55- One day, I did something - I really shouldn't have done.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58- I paid a terrible price for it.
0:03:00 > 0:03:04- It all started innocently enough - late one evening.
0:03:04 > 0:03:08- Mali, my sister, had gone to bed - and it was my bedtime, too...
0:03:09 > 0:03:12- ..although I would - never have admitted it!
0:03:15 > 0:03:18- Five letters. - Another word for goblin.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20- Gnome.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25- HE YAWNS
0:03:25 > 0:03:27- It's bedtime, Porchell.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29- Oh, not yet!
0:03:30 > 0:03:32- Yes - it's two minutes past.
0:03:33 > 0:03:34- But I'm not tired.
0:03:37 > 0:03:38- That wasn't a yawn!
0:03:39 > 0:03:40- Bed!
0:03:40 > 0:03:42- Bed!- - Go to bed!
0:03:45 > 0:03:46- Goodnight.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48- Goodnight.- - Goodnight, sweetheart.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50- Goodnight.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53- Our programme is about to start.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00- Stay with us for Horror Theatre.
0:04:00 > 0:04:05- Tonight's episode is called - The Cabbage Monster from Planet Ll.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08- Wowee! The Cabbage Monster!
0:04:08 > 0:04:10- Porchell!
0:04:11 > 0:04:12- You should be in bed.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15- But I like horror shows.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18- Monster Theatre is my favourite.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20- Monster Theatre is my favourite.- - Monster Theatre is for children.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23- Horror Theatre is for us adults.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26- That's why it's on - after your bedtime.
0:04:28 > 0:04:29- Oh!
0:04:46 > 0:04:48- Ignore me! - I'm fetching a glass of milk.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51- I can't sleep on an empty stomach.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54- I can't sleep on an empty stomach.- - Alright, son, but hurry up!
0:04:55 > 0:05:00- Dad, aren't you the one who keeps - telling me not to guzzle my milk?
0:05:00 > 0:05:01- Now he remembers!
0:05:10 > 0:05:14- And now, put the children to bed - and hold someone's hand.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17- It's time for Horror Theatre.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19- Wowee!
0:05:19 > 0:05:21- Hurry, Porchell!
0:05:22 > 0:05:24- Bed!
0:05:26 > 0:05:31- Tonight, Horror Theatre presents - The Cabbage Monster from Planet Ll.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34- I forgot to brush my teeth.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37- You've got to take good care - of your teeth.
0:05:42 > 0:05:46- The story begins on a dark, - cloudy night in a small village.
0:05:46 > 0:05:50- Are you brushing your teeth - or are you listening?
0:05:50 > 0:05:51- I'm brushing!
0:05:53 > 0:05:57- It's a village - where nothing happens...
0:05:57 > 0:06:01- ..or, rather, where villagers think - nothing happens.
0:06:01 > 0:06:05- Our story begins - in a village such as that.
0:06:15 > 0:06:16- Goodnight, sweetheart.
0:06:17 > 0:06:18- Goodnight, Mami.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25- It's a quiet night, teacher.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28- It's a quiet night, teacher.- - Yes. A little too quiet, perhaps.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32- Porchell! Are you under the covers?
0:06:32 > 0:06:34- Yes, Mam!
0:06:34 > 0:06:36- I'm definitely under the covers.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40- What a pleasant evening.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43- What a pleasant evening.- - Yes, indeed, but it's too quiet.
0:06:44 > 0:06:49- (SHE GASPS) What's that I can see - in the cabbage field?
0:06:50 > 0:06:51- It's alive!
0:06:52 > 0:06:53- The cabbage is alive!
0:06:57 > 0:06:58- What happened next?
0:06:59 > 0:07:02- Well, I learned a lesson - I would never, ever forget.
0:07:09 > 0:07:10- Ouch!
0:07:14 > 0:07:16- How did that cabbage - get under my pillow?
0:07:18 > 0:07:19- Dad!
0:07:23 > 0:07:24- Alright, Dad! Very funny.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30- Mam, why are you dusting a cabbage?
0:07:31 > 0:07:34- A clean cabbage is a happy cabbage.
0:07:35 > 0:07:36- Ha, ha!
0:07:36 > 0:07:38- Yes, I'm sure it is.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40- You're pulling my leg, Mam.
0:07:50 > 0:07:51- Good morning, Porchell.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53- Good morning, Porchell.- - Good morning, William.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56- That was a great radio show - last night.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58- It gave me goosebumps.
0:07:58 > 0:07:59- It gave me goosebumps.- - Yes, it was amazing!
0:08:00 > 0:08:03- William, you're talking!
0:08:03 > 0:08:05- William, you're talking!- - I've always talked.
0:08:06 > 0:08:07- You didn't understand me.
0:08:08 > 0:08:13- I thought you were rude until I - realized you didn't speak Sheepish.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17- How come I can speak Sheepish today?
0:08:17 > 0:08:18- How come I can speak Sheepish today?- - Because this is a dream.
0:08:19 > 0:08:20- Is this really a dream?
0:08:27 > 0:08:29- If this really is a dream...
0:08:31 > 0:08:33- Wahoo!
0:08:37 > 0:08:38- Yippee!
0:09:03 > 0:09:04- Ffyrgi! Hey, Ffyrgi!
0:09:04 > 0:09:06- Porchell?
0:09:07 > 0:09:08- Oh, wow cow!
0:09:09 > 0:09:11- It's the Tyddyn Llan Rocket!
0:09:11 > 0:09:13- It's flying!
0:09:13 > 0:09:14- It's a real rocket!
0:09:15 > 0:09:16- How did you do it, Porchell?
0:09:16 > 0:09:18- How did you do it, Porchell?- - This is a dream!
0:09:18 > 0:09:20- Things like this happen in dreams.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23- Things like this happen in dreams.- - Does that mean I'm in your dream?
0:09:23 > 0:09:27- Of course! I wouldn't have a dream - without you in it.
0:09:27 > 0:09:32- Are you telling me we can do - anything because this is a dream?
0:09:32 > 0:09:34- Things like this!
0:09:39 > 0:09:40- Good one, Ffyrgi!
0:09:41 > 0:09:43- Watch this!
0:09:48 > 0:09:50- Ta-dah!
0:09:50 > 0:09:53- (FANFARE) I am Super Calf!
0:09:53 > 0:09:55- Up, up and away I go!
0:10:02 > 0:10:04- Why can't I fly properly?
0:10:05 > 0:10:08- Don't worry about it. - Tyddyn Llan Rocket can fly.
0:10:09 > 0:10:10- Get in!
0:10:12 > 0:10:13- Can I drive?
0:10:13 > 0:10:15- Can I drive?- - In your dreams, Ffyrgi!
0:10:15 > 0:10:17- There's a cabbage in the rocket.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20- There's a cabbage in the rocket.- - Yes. It's a cabbage-filled dream.
0:10:23 > 0:10:24- Wahoo!
0:10:25 > 0:10:27- We're really flying!
0:10:42 > 0:10:44- Hello, Mr Gafr Eto!
0:10:45 > 0:10:47- What was that?
0:11:03 > 0:11:05- Hello, Dwynwen.
0:11:07 > 0:11:12- Must you zoom around in that noisy - rocket when I'm trying to revise?
0:11:13 > 0:11:15- There's no need to revise.
0:11:15 > 0:11:16- You're in a dream.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18- You're in a dream.- - A cabbage-filled dream!
0:11:19 > 0:11:22- There are cabbages in your dream?
0:11:22 > 0:11:24- There are cabbages in your dream?- - Yes, thanks to Horror Theatre.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27- I listened to it as I fell asleep.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30- I listened to it as I fell asleep.- - Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What?!
0:11:31 > 0:11:33- You listened to Horror Theatre?
0:11:35 > 0:11:37- Porchell, it's a show for adults.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41- Yes, but I think - I'm old enough to listen to it.
0:11:43 > 0:11:44- You think so, do you?
0:11:44 > 0:11:49- I refuse to be in a dream which is - about refusing to listen to adults.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53- Fine, Dwynwen, but you'll miss out - on a lot of fun.
0:11:54 > 0:12:00- Fun?! Trust me, Porchell, no good - will come of breaking rules.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10- Will something bad happen...
0:12:10 > 0:12:15- ..because you listened to - Horror Theatre without permission?
0:12:15 > 0:12:17- It's already happened, Ffyrgi.
0:12:17 > 0:12:22- I'm sure we'll see aliens, - like we always pretended to do...
0:12:22 > 0:12:25- ..but they'll be real, this time.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28- Little, green men with feelers?
0:12:28 > 0:12:30- Yes, or blue aliens, if you like.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40- Can you see any aliens, - Cadet Ffyrgi?
0:12:40 > 0:12:42- Not yet, Captain Porchell.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59- Hello, Mr ap Clacwydd.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03- Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
0:13:03 > 0:13:05- How are you?
0:13:05 > 0:13:07- Have you seen any aliens today?
0:13:08 > 0:13:09- No, no, no, no.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11- I'm far too busy today.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15- Never mind. - Everything seems normal here.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19- Porchell!
0:13:21 > 0:13:24- Busy, busy, busy! - Lots of cabbages to unload.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28- I don't think - there are any aliens here...
0:13:29 > 0:13:32- ..but there are - loads of cabbages here!
0:13:32 > 0:13:34- You're right, Ffyrgi. Let's go!
0:13:47 > 0:13:51- Cabbages! Cabbages! - Come and buy your cabbages!
0:13:51 > 0:13:53- Roll up! Roll up!
0:14:00 > 0:14:02- Alright. This is weird.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06- This is your dream, - so stop dreaming about cabbages!
0:14:07 > 0:14:08- I can't help it!
0:14:09 > 0:14:11- The dream's creating all this.
0:14:11 > 0:14:12- The dream's creating all this.- - Make an effort!
0:14:14 > 0:14:15- Alright.
0:14:27 > 0:14:31- Good afternoon, Porchell. - Good afternoon, Ffyrgi.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33- Good afternoon, Miss Nani.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37- Would you boys - like some free sweets?
0:14:38 > 0:14:40- Free sweets?
0:14:40 > 0:14:41- Free sweets?- - Thank you, Miss Nani.
0:14:41 > 0:14:46- Porchell, you should have dreamt - about free sweets from the start!
0:14:46 > 0:14:50- I have something really special - for you in the shop.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52- Wait there!
0:14:52 > 0:14:57- I'd rather have free sweets than - fly in a rocket any day of the week!
0:14:58 > 0:15:00- You can eat sweets - any time you like.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03- I'd still rather eat sweets - than fly.
0:15:03 > 0:15:07- Here you go, boys! - Chocolate cabbages.
0:15:08 > 0:15:09- Cabbages?!
0:15:09 > 0:15:09- Cabbages?!- - You don't like chocolate?
0:15:09 > 0:15:11- You don't like chocolate?
0:15:11 > 0:15:13- Have a mint cabbage!
0:15:15 > 0:15:20- A toffee cabbage, a candyfloss - cabbage or a toffee cabbage?
0:15:20 > 0:15:24- How about a cake cabbage - or a lollipop cabbage?
0:15:30 > 0:15:31- Wowee!
0:15:35 > 0:15:38- Cabbages! - Come and get your cabbages!
0:16:11 > 0:16:13- Dwynwen! Dwynwen!
0:16:13 > 0:16:15- Oh, Dwynwen!
0:16:15 > 0:16:18- Dwynwen, are you alright? - This dream is awful!
0:16:19 > 0:16:23- Porchell, I told you - I didn't want to be in this dream.
0:16:32 > 0:16:36- Bedwyr, it's true! - You are what you eat.
0:16:36 > 0:16:40- I think you should stop - eating cabbages for a while.
0:16:40 > 0:16:44- Actually, you should all stop - eating cabbages...
0:16:46 > 0:16:47- ..apart from you, Enid!
0:16:48 > 0:16:50- You should cut down on the carrots.
0:16:57 > 0:17:02- Oh, Ffyrgi! Why did I listen to - the Cabbage Monster programme?
0:17:06 > 0:17:07- Wait for us!
0:17:10 > 0:17:12- All aboard!
0:17:12 > 0:17:14- Come on, everyone! All aboard!
0:17:39 > 0:17:43- Porchell, you've got to - stop dreaming about cabbages!
0:17:44 > 0:17:45- How can I?
0:17:45 > 0:17:46- How can I?- - Wake up!
0:17:46 > 0:17:48- Come on - wake up!
0:17:54 > 0:17:55- This is pointless!
0:17:56 > 0:17:58- What if you never wake up?
0:17:59 > 0:18:03- Ffyrgi, let's make a promise - right here, right now.
0:18:03 > 0:18:07- Let's stick together forever - and never turn into a cabbage.
0:18:08 > 0:18:09- The Tyddyn Llan pledge.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17- Ffyrgi - your hand!
0:18:18 > 0:18:19- Oh, no!
0:18:21 > 0:18:22- Oh, no. My hand's fine.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25- Look! My other hand's the same.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35- Oh, Ffyrgi! I'm really sorry.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50- I won't turn into a Cabbage Monster!
0:19:50 > 0:19:52- I won't! I won't! I won't!
0:19:54 > 0:19:55- Mam! Dad!
0:19:55 > 0:19:57- You're not cabbages!
0:19:57 > 0:19:58- Cabbages?
0:19:59 > 0:20:01- I had a really strange dream.
0:20:02 > 0:20:03- It's alright, son.
0:20:04 > 0:20:08- Did you listen to Horror Theatre, - by any chance?
0:20:08 > 0:20:10- Why else were you - sleeping by the door?
0:20:11 > 0:20:15- Well, I may have heard - a teeny, tiny bit of it.
0:20:16 > 0:20:21- You have an overactive imagination. - You're too young for Horror Theatre.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26- Oh, Porchell! - We weren't being mean to you.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29- Our rules are there to protect you.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32- I see. I never want to have - a dream like that again.
0:20:33 > 0:20:37- In that case, I suggest you get up - and go to your own bed.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39- Yes, Mam.
0:20:40 > 0:20:45- I promise not to listen to a - radio show meant for adults again...
0:20:45 > 0:20:48- ..unless I have permission from you.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52- I'm glad to hear it. Goodnight.
0:20:52 > 0:20:53- I'm glad to hear it. Goodnight.- - Goodnight, Porchell.
0:20:54 > 0:20:59- Dad! Would it be alright if you - left the light on, just for tonight?
0:21:00 > 0:21:03- Yes, and I'll leave - the door open, too.
0:21:06 > 0:21:11- I fell asleep a few minutes later - but I'll never forget that dream.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13- Do you understand, boys?
0:21:13 > 0:21:15- Boys?
0:21:16 > 0:21:19- If we go to - the Ghost and Monster Festival...
0:21:19 > 0:21:22- ..we'll have nightmares, like that.
0:21:23 > 0:21:24- Yes, that's possible.
0:21:24 > 0:21:29- Some adult things - aren't suitable for children.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33- The school Hallowe'en party - is always fun.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36- Yes, and our friends will be there.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38- They haven't seen our masks.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42- Let's go!
0:21:42 > 0:21:43- Let's go!- - Let's scare our friends!
0:21:46 > 0:21:49- I'm glad they're going - to the school party tonight.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52- Actually, I think I'll go with them.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58- I hope I don't see any cabbages - on the way!
0:22:57 > 0:22:57- .