0:00:02 > 0:00:05I was hit by a can, opened it and out popped a genie!
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Three wishes set me free
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Trust me, I'm a genie. #
0:00:10 > 0:00:11Wish One!
0:00:11 > 0:00:13# And on that first day
0:00:13 > 0:00:16# I got my very own cafe. #
0:00:16 > 0:00:18- Wish two! - # That was cool
0:00:18 > 0:00:21# I got my own swimming pool
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# But then I got a magic can
0:00:24 > 0:00:26- # And it filled with sand - Trust me, I'm a genie
0:00:26 > 0:00:29# And the works got jammed. #
0:00:30 > 0:00:33- Wish three! - # A total catastrophe
0:00:33 > 0:00:35# The genie raved and ranted
0:00:35 > 0:00:37# But no third wish was granted
0:00:38 > 0:00:41# If one more wish comes true
0:00:41 > 0:00:44# Then I'll be free from you
0:00:44 > 0:00:46# Trust me, I'm a genie. #
0:01:01 > 0:01:03This is it! This is it!
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Rita's going to explain why she broke up with Sam!
0:01:05 > 0:01:07This is Scoop, live from Oasiswood!
0:01:07 > 0:01:11I'm with the divine Rita van Hump, who has earth-wobbling news for us!
0:01:11 > 0:01:15Yes. Sam Sahara and I...
0:01:15 > 0:01:18have got back together!
0:01:21 > 0:01:25- So that's why she hasn't called. - But what does she see in him?
0:01:25 > 0:01:26It's simple.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29I LOVE tall men!
0:01:29 > 0:01:31I cannot resist them.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Well, I'M not short!
0:01:36 > 0:01:41Hey, Diego, can you pass me that bottle of cactus juice, please?
0:01:44 > 0:01:45HE GROANS
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Phew!
0:01:57 > 0:02:00Ha-ha. It's the fizzy one.
0:02:00 > 0:02:01I don't want it.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04THEY CHUCKLE
0:02:10 > 0:02:13Listen, if your feet touch the ground, then you're the right size.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Hey, why don't we go surfing?
0:02:15 > 0:02:20- Oh, yeah! Great idea! - See you out there. Stay cool, man.
0:02:23 > 0:02:24Whoa!
0:02:30 > 0:02:32- SHE GIGGLES - Aaargh!
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Ugh!
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Yee-ha!
0:02:53 > 0:02:54Forget it - you're too short.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57- Let me help.- I'm not short!
0:03:01 > 0:03:03You want to be really tall?
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Reach whatever you want, see the world from up high?
0:03:06 > 0:03:10Make a wish! Imagine being taller, like a basketball player!
0:03:18 > 0:03:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Everyone would look up to you.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28Especially Rita!
0:03:28 > 0:03:31Wow, Diego!
0:03:31 > 0:03:33How tall you are!
0:03:38 > 0:03:39Yeah!
0:03:39 > 0:03:42- I want to be extra tall!- Easy peasy!
0:03:45 > 0:03:47I call upon the powers that be
0:03:47 > 0:03:51to grant this wish, and set me free!
0:04:00 > 0:04:04Am I supposed to climb onto it to be taller?
0:04:04 > 0:04:05Don't panic, that's normal.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09Er, I'm just going to go check something and I'll be back!
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Eh? Where did that come from?
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Aargh!
0:04:29 > 0:04:30I'm miniscule!
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Careful! What you doing?
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Watch it! I'm down here! Help!
0:04:37 > 0:04:40So, eating the tomatoes raw makes you shrink.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43To grow, make a soup and eat it.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48Freedom, here I come!
0:04:48 > 0:04:51Come on, Diego, a nice bowl of soup and it's over.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54Er...Diego?
0:04:55 > 0:04:56Oh, no!
0:04:58 > 0:05:00What an idiot!
0:05:00 > 0:05:02HE SIGHS Oh, well...
0:05:08 > 0:05:12- You nearly squished me! - Don't worry about a thing.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14I have total control of the situation.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16- Yeah, right! I can see that! - It's true!
0:05:16 > 0:05:19All you need is a bit of extra soup to make you grow again.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Soup? What you talking about, man?
0:05:22 > 0:05:25For the moment, all we have to do is climb into there.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28Trust me, I'm a genie!
0:05:31 > 0:05:35Now, according to my calculations, we should land right inside the pot!
0:05:35 > 0:05:37- Right. One, two...- Aargh!
0:05:46 > 0:05:49I'm all right! OK.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Everything is just fine!
0:05:54 > 0:05:56And how do you make soup?
0:05:56 > 0:05:59I... Well... We're going to...
0:05:59 > 0:06:01BOTH: Waargh!
0:06:02 > 0:06:05Diego? Ziggy?
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Hmm. Where are they?
0:06:08 > 0:06:13Forever stuck in a tomato - what a terrific destiny.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Forever? Oh, no, please!
0:06:16 > 0:06:18I'm only kidding, Diego!
0:06:18 > 0:06:19What a wimp you are!
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Diego?
0:06:21 > 0:06:24Ziggy?
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Hey! Way cool man!
0:06:29 > 0:06:30THEY WAIL
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Yuck! Worms!
0:06:43 > 0:06:45They disappeared and I found this.
0:06:45 > 0:06:49Present. But be careful, there's worms in it.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Oh, thank you!
0:06:51 > 0:06:54Worms are full of vitamins, you know, especially their juice!
0:06:54 > 0:06:58When I find some, I squeeze them and mix them with...
0:06:58 > 0:07:00STOP! I don't really want to know.
0:07:00 > 0:07:07Ah, OK. How about I make you a nice tomato soup? 100% wormless!
0:07:07 > 0:07:08Oh!
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Hold on, Ziggy, I'm coming!
0:07:30 > 0:07:34- Aargh!- Yippee ki-yay!
0:07:36 > 0:07:39Oh, I'm not feeling too good.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42Of course you aren't. Hey! Open your eyes!
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Ziggy! Aargh!
0:07:49 > 0:07:52You see that trick? Classy, huh?
0:07:52 > 0:07:57You're speechless. I save your life and you don't care... Oops!
0:07:57 > 0:07:58Waaaargh!
0:08:05 > 0:08:07HE SNORES
0:08:22 > 0:08:25Whoops! Whoa, there!
0:08:25 > 0:08:28Ziggy? Where are you?
0:08:28 > 0:08:32Over here! Meet me at the ears!
0:08:50 > 0:08:53- BOTH:- Larry! Larry!
0:08:53 > 0:08:55It's time to go surfing.
0:08:55 > 0:09:01It's us. Diego and Ziggy.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Aah! Who's that?
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Hey, Godzilla!
0:09:05 > 0:09:06We're here!
0:09:06 > 0:09:11Whoo! Diego? Ziggy? What kind of mess have you got into this time?
0:09:11 > 0:09:15Everything's fine. Where's the tomato plant?
0:09:15 > 0:09:17The tomato plant?
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Oh, I gave it to Zazie to make soup.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Soup?! Let's go!
0:09:24 > 0:09:27I don't get it. The soup was cooking perfectly.
0:09:27 > 0:09:31I left the room for one second and BANG! No more soup!
0:09:31 > 0:09:33BOTH: No!
0:09:33 > 0:09:36- SHE SQUEALS - You've got cockroaches in your hand!
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Aargh! They've got Diego and Ziggy's heads!
0:09:38 > 0:09:42No, it's really them. I'll explain later.
0:09:56 > 0:10:00It's not enough! He's still the same size as before.
0:10:00 > 0:10:04- Are there any tomatoes left?- One green one. No good for soup, though.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09But it's good for the wish! < BANGING
0:10:11 > 0:10:14Is it me or are the crickets bigger this year?
0:10:15 > 0:10:17- BOTH:- Help!
0:10:24 > 0:10:28It's going to eat the cafe! Quick, we have to make it eat the tomato!
0:10:28 > 0:10:29I'll get it!
0:10:29 > 0:10:34NO! We have to keep it for the wish!
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Stop, Zazie, or I'm going to have to...
0:10:37 > 0:10:40..freeze you!
0:10:51 > 0:10:55Need to hit it with something hard, like, er...
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Oh!
0:11:08 > 0:11:10No!
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Why? HE SOBS
0:11:20 > 0:11:21I hate my can.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25We had no choice, Ziggy.
0:11:25 > 0:11:29And there's other less dangerous ways of being tall. Look.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Cost all my savings, they did.
0:11:31 > 0:11:35- TV:- 'This is Scoop, live from Oasiswood. Rita van Hump has broken up again with Sam Sahara!
0:11:35 > 0:11:39'And now, exclusive footage of her new boyfriend!'
0:11:41 > 0:11:44What's she doing with a shrimp like that?
0:11:44 > 0:11:46'Short is the new tall!
0:11:46 > 0:11:47'Hadn't you heard?'
0:11:47 > 0:11:48Ugh!
0:11:48 > 0:11:51HE CHUCKLES
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