0:00:02 > 0:00:05I was hit by a can, opened it and out popped a genie!
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Three wishes set me free
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Trust me I'm a genie
0:00:10 > 0:00:11# Wish one
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# And on that first day I got my very own cafe. #
0:00:14 > 0:00:16Ta-da!
0:00:16 > 0:00:17# Wish two
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# That was cool I got me own swimming pool
0:00:20 > 0:00:21Hee-hee!
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# But then I dropped the magic can
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# And it filled with sand
0:00:27 > 0:00:30# And the words got jammed
0:00:30 > 0:00:32# Wish three
0:00:32 > 0:00:33# A total catastrophe
0:00:33 > 0:00:35# The genie raved and ranted
0:00:35 > 0:00:38# But no third wish was granted
0:00:38 > 0:00:44# If one more wish comes true Then I'll be free from you
0:00:44 > 0:00:47# Trust me I'm a genie. #
0:01:05 > 0:01:07HUMMING TO HIMSELF
0:01:14 > 0:01:18Woah! Woah!
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Ha-ha, yeah!
0:01:23 > 0:01:26- Look!- Cool moves, Diego.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Ha-ha! Give yourself a round of applause.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31HE LAUGHS
0:01:31 > 0:01:32Newsflash!
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Here in Oasis, excitement is mounting
0:01:34 > 0:01:37as nominations pour in for Extreme Sports Champion.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41Top movie star, Rita Van Hump, who are you backing for the title?
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Why, who else but Sam Sahara?
0:01:49 > 0:01:50Oh, ho!
0:02:01 > 0:02:05Whe-e-e!
0:02:06 > 0:02:07Woo-hoo!
0:02:12 > 0:02:17He's a real daredevil, and the handsomest man in Oasis Wood.
0:02:17 > 0:02:18GIGGLES
0:02:18 > 0:02:21But you're handsome too, scoopy-woopy. Mwah!
0:02:25 > 0:02:27So, Rita's backing Sam Sahara.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29But it's not too late to send your vote
0:02:29 > 0:02:32for your favourite extreme sports champion.
0:02:32 > 0:02:37Sam Sahara, Sam Sahara, na-na-na! What's so special about him?
0:02:37 > 0:02:43Exactly. All he's got is wealth, fame and good looks.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46It sure would be good if someone else won for a change.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49I wonder who that could be, though?
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Yeah, who?
0:02:51 > 0:02:53You dumb hump!
0:02:53 > 0:02:55I can hear the crowds cheering you now
0:02:55 > 0:02:57as you step up to take the award.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Grarrgh! Grrr!
0:03:06 > 0:03:10Woo-hoo!
0:03:10 > 0:03:14CROWD CHEERS
0:03:14 > 0:03:15Woo-hoo!
0:03:17 > 0:03:18Mwah!
0:03:20 > 0:03:24- That's it. I wish to be extreme sports champion.- Yeah!
0:03:27 > 0:03:34I call upon the powers that be to grant this wish and set me free.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43A camcorder? How's that going to help?
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Diego, ain't ya heard of the Internet?
0:03:45 > 0:03:48All we got to do is video you doing extreme sports,
0:03:48 > 0:03:50then post them on CamelTube.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Thing is, what are you good at?
0:03:52 > 0:03:53Gulp!
0:03:53 > 0:03:58Hey, well... lots of things. I mean, I can...
0:03:58 > 0:04:00- Eh...- Got it!
0:04:00 > 0:04:05I've got it! Cool moves with a tray. You can do extreme waitering.
0:04:13 > 0:04:17Are you sure these wings you made are going to work?
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Of course. Just until you're over the pool.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Should be spectacular. Hee-hee-hee!
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Wa-a-ah!
0:04:28 > 0:04:31A-a-ah!
0:04:33 > 0:04:36Hey, they really do work.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Oh!
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Ooh, Oh! Woah!
0:04:40 > 0:04:43That's cool, Diego. Keep going.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Woah!
0:04:47 > 0:04:48Arrgh!
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Uncool, man.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01PANTS
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Diego, are you OK?
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Right as rain, thanks.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08This is weird.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10You should be in little pieces
0:05:10 > 0:05:12and so should this.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17But before, the camera was running.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Here, drop this when I tell you.
0:05:22 > 0:05:23OK.
0:05:25 > 0:05:26Woah!
0:05:26 > 0:05:28It's a magic camcorder.
0:05:28 > 0:05:32It makes whatever you film indestructible.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34- So, how does that help?- How?
0:05:34 > 0:05:39Because now you can try something dangerous.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Yeah!
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Yeah, I want a pepperoni pizza with extra cheese.
0:05:50 > 0:05:55Take one, extreme tightrope walking. And action!
0:05:59 > 0:06:03Oh, promise these are vegetarian piranhas?
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Course they are.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Trust me, I'm a genie.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12Woah!
0:06:12 > 0:06:14ALL: Wa-a-ah!
0:06:14 > 0:06:15Arrrgh!
0:06:15 > 0:06:18A-a-a-ah!
0:06:20 > 0:06:22MUFFLED CRIES
0:06:22 > 0:06:23Pretty extreme,
0:06:23 > 0:06:27but not extreme enough.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35Take one, extreme video gaming. And action!
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Go!
0:06:53 > 0:06:54Arrgh!
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Wa-a-ah! Arrgh!
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Woah!
0:07:01 > 0:07:04A-a-a-argh!
0:07:15 > 0:07:18Wa-a-ah!
0:07:19 > 0:07:24Nice try. I'd say we're getting there.
0:07:25 > 0:07:30Take one, extreme rock dancing. And action.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Pizza! It's for Larry.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Woah! Waaargh!
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Arrgh!
0:07:56 > 0:07:59It's amazing. Thanks to the camera.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Ha-ha! Hm, not bad.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04Let's take a look at the footage.
0:08:15 > 0:08:22Look at that, will you? The wish is in the bag.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24I'm here in Oasis,
0:08:24 > 0:08:28Sam Sahara is thrilling the crowd with some even more amazing stunts.
0:08:28 > 0:08:29This is unbelievable.
0:08:29 > 0:08:34Sam's wind-walking thousands of feet in the air while juggling of awards.
0:08:34 > 0:08:35And wait! Can it be? Is he...?
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Ladies and gentlemen, I wasn't expecting this
0:08:38 > 0:08:40so I don't have anything prepared.
0:08:42 > 0:08:47Yes, he is! Sam Sahara is rehearsing his acceptance speech!
0:08:48 > 0:08:52Looks to me like we've got to up our game.
0:08:56 > 0:09:00Get ready for the most spectacular extreme sport of all time.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03Extreme Ming vase juggling.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06Ride the rocket-powered quad bike, juggle the priceless Ming vases,
0:09:06 > 0:09:09jump across the ravine and parachute down with the umbrella.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12You're invisible when the camera is on you.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Any problems, I'll be on the radio.
0:09:14 > 0:09:15OK?
0:09:27 > 0:09:31Oh, Diego! The batteries have run out!
0:09:31 > 0:09:32You're no longer indestructible!
0:09:32 > 0:09:36Aaarrgh!
0:09:36 > 0:09:41- Larry! Do something!- Huh?
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Hang in there, Diego!
0:10:04 > 0:10:07Wah! Woah! Wa-a-ah!
0:10:17 > 0:10:18Aaarrgh!
0:10:26 > 0:10:32Er, you did upload all the other footage we got, right?
0:10:32 > 0:10:34BOTH: Wa-a-ah!
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Hi, guys. Hey, that was a great stunt, Diego.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42I got it all on my camcorder too.
0:10:42 > 0:10:43BOTH: Yay!
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Ladies and gentlemen,
0:10:45 > 0:10:47We have a winner for extreme sports champion.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Just check out this fantastic footage.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54CHEERING
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Well, it's been great, old pal.
0:10:56 > 0:11:00Your wish has been granted. Now, I'm out of here.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Yes, in a dramatic, last minute upset,
0:11:02 > 0:11:04favourite Sam Sahara has been beaten.
0:11:04 > 0:11:09By a new extreme sport star, the winner of Extreme Sports Champion is
0:11:09 > 0:11:10Larry!
0:11:10 > 0:11:13For his fantastic demonstration of a whole new sport,
0:11:13 > 0:11:15extreme pizza eating.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Hey, cool.
0:11:18 > 0:11:19Wa-a-ah!
0:11:20 > 0:11:22No-o-o!
0:11:22 > 0:11:26PHONE RINGS
0:11:26 > 0:11:27Diego?
0:11:27 > 0:11:29Are you OK? You've been up there for ages.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Oh, yeah, I'm fine.
0:11:31 > 0:11:35I'm practising for next year's Extreme Sports Champion.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Really? Which category are you going in for?
0:11:37 > 0:11:41Extreme TV watching.
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