0:00:02 > 0:00:03I was hit by a can, opened it
0:00:03 > 0:00:05and out popped a genie!
0:00:05 > 0:00:10# Three wishes set me free Trust me, I'm a genie
0:00:10 > 0:00:13- # Wish one - And on that first day
0:00:13 > 0:00:16- # I got my very own cafe - Ta-da!
0:00:16 > 0:00:18- # Wish two - That was cool
0:00:18 > 0:00:21- # I've got my own swimming pool - Hee-hee!
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# But then I got a magic can
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# And it filled with sand
0:00:27 > 0:00:30# And the words got jammed
0:00:30 > 0:00:33- # Wish three - A total catastrophe
0:00:33 > 0:00:38# The genie raved and ranted But no third wish was granted
0:00:38 > 0:00:41# If one more wish comes true
0:00:41 > 0:00:44# Then I'll be free from you
0:00:44 > 0:00:47# Trust me, I'm a genie. #
0:01:05 > 0:01:06Hic!
0:01:08 > 0:01:12- Hic.- A-a-a-a-h!
0:01:13 > 0:01:14Hic!
0:01:14 > 0:01:17Wh-o-o-a-a-!
0:01:17 > 0:01:21- Hic! - Wh-o-o-a-a! Will you cut it out?
0:01:21 > 0:01:26They're just harmless little hiccups. It's my tummy telling me it loves me.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29- Hic!- Harmless hiccups? Hmmm.
0:01:29 > 0:01:33That's right, harmless little hiccups.
0:01:33 > 0:01:37Unless they're those deadly hiccups that's been going around.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Huh? Hic!
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Ow!
0:01:48 > 0:01:49Can you read this?
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Ef-e-toz-e-pod.
0:01:53 > 0:01:54Whoa!
0:01:54 > 0:01:55It's as I feared.
0:01:55 > 0:02:00This is the worst case of deadly hiccups I've ever seen!
0:02:00 > 0:02:02What am I going to do?!
0:02:02 > 0:02:06From these X-rays, I'd say your third wish should clear it right up.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08But we have to move fast.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12TEETH CHATTER
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Hic! THEY GASP
0:02:22 > 0:02:27Ah! I wish I could get rid of my deadly - hic - hiccups.
0:02:27 > 0:02:31- First dibs on the cafe if this wish fails.- And I bagsy the pool.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Hic!
0:02:33 > 0:02:35I call upon the powers that be,
0:02:35 > 0:02:40make this dope well and set me free!
0:02:43 > 0:02:45SIREN WAILS
0:02:47 > 0:02:48No!
0:02:50 > 0:02:54'Tis I, the Medical Dictionary of Icky Poo.
0:02:54 > 0:02:58Three years on the bestseller list. Oh, yeah.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Ouch!
0:03:00 > 0:03:04Whoever calls Icky Poo gets eight questions, too.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Mr Medical Dictionary, but we only need one.
0:03:07 > 0:03:11- How can our friend cure his deadly hiccups?- It is simple.
0:03:11 > 0:03:15He must frighten them off with an embarrassing chicken dance.
0:03:15 > 0:03:16Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:03:19 > 0:03:23HE CLUCKS
0:03:25 > 0:03:29Just kidding. Feel stupid now, don't you?
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Hic!
0:03:31 > 0:03:32Ha-ha-ha!
0:03:32 > 0:03:36But seriously, to actually cure hiccups,
0:03:36 > 0:03:39sniff a flower from the Oogie-Boogie shrub.
0:03:44 > 0:03:48RUMBLING
0:03:55 > 0:03:56Yes!
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Whoa! Ow!
0:04:02 > 0:04:05By the way, sniffing an Oogie-Boogie flower
0:04:05 > 0:04:09has a nasty side effect called One Long Tongue.
0:04:09 > 0:04:13Ok, so what cures One Long Tongue?
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Ha-ha!
0:04:15 > 0:04:19You must dip that tongue in the tepid puddle of Buku-Niki.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22Wh-o-o-o-a-a-a!
0:04:22 > 0:04:23There it is.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28Ah! A-a-a-a-a-h!
0:04:28 > 0:04:29Hey, now what?
0:04:29 > 0:04:32Dipping a tongue in the tepid puddle of Buku-Niki
0:04:32 > 0:04:35can cause the Roaming Double-Humps.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Why "Roaming" Double-Humps?
0:04:38 > 0:04:42Hey! A-ha-ha! This isn't so bad.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46Ooh! Aah! Oh, no.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Fear not. I know a cure.
0:04:57 > 0:05:01CRASHING
0:05:01 > 0:05:03To cure Roaming Double-Humps,
0:05:03 > 0:05:08simply massage the knees of a native Nontog giant.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15A-choo!
0:05:15 > 0:05:20TOOT! TOOT! TOOT!
0:05:20 > 0:05:25Let me guess, Nostril Party Horns are a side-effect
0:05:25 > 0:05:28of massaging the knees of a native Nontog giant.
0:05:28 > 0:05:32Wow, you must be a medical professional.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Wh-o-o-a-a!
0:05:36 > 0:05:38To cure Nostril Party Horns,
0:05:38 > 0:05:41just rub your nose with a Preeny-Peeny shell,
0:05:41 > 0:05:46which obviously can cause a slight Snout-a-Longa condition.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51But that doesn't matter, since it's easily cured
0:05:51 > 0:05:54if you come across the Mexican cactus Crumble-Nuts.
0:06:00 > 0:06:05Which might cause Octopus' Torempo Tongue.
0:06:05 > 0:06:06TOOT!
0:06:06 > 0:06:09That is easily relieved by the kiss of mosquitoes
0:06:09 > 0:06:12found in the cave of the Legface Snake.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14Hey, I got my voice back.
0:06:14 > 0:06:19Which sometimes cause a Caci-Baca Illuminata.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Huh? What's this?
0:06:22 > 0:06:27That can easily be deactivated by a rare Left-Handed Loofah.
0:06:32 > 0:06:33Hic!
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Seems the Left-Handed Loofah has a side-effect
0:06:36 > 0:06:38of a case of the hiccups.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41And you've only one question left.
0:06:41 > 0:06:47What cures hiccups and doesn't have any side effects?
0:06:47 > 0:06:48That's easy.
0:06:48 > 0:06:52Whoever has the hiccups must be tickled by a feather
0:06:52 > 0:06:55from the seldom-seen Banjoo Parrot.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Awww, what a cute little birdie.
0:06:57 > 0:07:03That's eight questions. So long, suckers.
0:07:03 > 0:07:07This Banjoo Parrot is our last chance to grant this wish.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10- Hic! - We have to find us that bird.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13Caw-caw! Caw-caw!
0:07:13 > 0:07:18I'm trying out some Banjoo Parrot calls. Hic! Waka-waka-waka-woo!
0:07:18 > 0:07:21Can you not do that? It's kind of annoying.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Waka-waka-woo! Waka-waka-woo!
0:07:23 > 0:07:29Look, you're not going to attract any birds with those stupid noises.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32Caw-caw! Caw-caw!
0:07:32 > 0:07:35Hey, man. My ice cream.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Hic!
0:07:38 > 0:07:42Ah, still got those deadly hiccups, eh?
0:07:42 > 0:07:46We need a Banjoo Parrot to grant the wish and cure Diego,
0:07:46 > 0:07:49but we can't find one any place.
0:07:49 > 0:07:53Well, why didn't you say? I've got a Banjoo Parrot out the back.
0:07:53 > 0:07:57Once we get our hands on that bird and tickle you with its feather,
0:07:57 > 0:08:01you'll be cured of your deadly hiccups and I'll be free at last!
0:08:01 > 0:08:05- Trust me, I'm a genie.- There you go.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07One Banjoo Parrot.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Once it hatches.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15Ok. Now, we want to hatch this egg, not squish it.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18So less weight, more overall spread.
0:08:18 > 0:08:23Who's a pretty little egg, then? You are. Yes, you are.
0:08:23 > 0:08:28Yes, you are. Cootchie-cootchie-coo.
0:08:28 > 0:08:33Who's a pretty little egg, then? You are! Yes, you are. Hic!
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Cootchie-cootchie-coo.
0:08:37 > 0:08:41Brings a lump to my throat seeing a sick camel like that.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43We can't leave dear Diego's wellbeing
0:08:43 > 0:08:46in the hands of unreliable genie magic.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48We have to do something.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51Everyone knows that the only real cure for hiccups
0:08:51 > 0:08:54is a good, sharp shock to the system.
0:08:54 > 0:08:59That's why we're going to cure Diego ourselves
0:08:59 > 0:09:03and swap that Banjoo Parrot egg with this fake one.
0:09:11 > 0:09:15- Aaah! Phew! - And plant it bang, right under him,
0:09:15 > 0:09:18shock Diego out of those hiccups.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21To swap that egg without Diego knowing,
0:09:21 > 0:09:24we'll need someone totally sneaky.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Hey!
0:09:29 > 0:09:32OK, fair enough.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35HE SNORES
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Hic!
0:09:47 > 0:09:50- Cootchie-cootchie-coo. Hic! - Oh.
0:09:50 > 0:09:56You'd think an egg shape would be easy.
0:10:00 > 0:10:04Hic! Hic! Hic!
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Cootchie-cootchie-coo.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24CROWD CHEERING
0:10:29 > 0:10:32O-w-w-w-w!
0:10:35 > 0:10:37HE SOBS
0:10:37 > 0:10:40I exploded it whole. That poor little...
0:10:40 > 0:10:42HE GIGGLES
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Oh. Oh, no.
0:10:44 > 0:10:49That's it, you've been tickled with a Banjoo Parrot feather
0:10:49 > 0:10:50and now I'm free!
0:10:50 > 0:10:53And I'm cured!
0:10:53 > 0:10:55And I'm free!
0:10:55 > 0:10:59- I'm cured.- Free! Free!- Cured!
0:10:59 > 0:11:02You're cramping my celebrations here.
0:11:02 > 0:11:06You have nothing to celebrate. I made up the deadly hiccups thing.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08You did?
0:11:08 > 0:11:11I feel used.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14And do I feel bad about it? Nope.
0:11:14 > 0:11:19- Hic!- That can't be right.- Hic!
0:11:19 > 0:11:22And I'm perfectly happy with my harmless hiccups
0:11:22 > 0:11:25so don't think I'm sitting on that egg any more. Hic!
0:11:30 > 0:11:31Where's Ziggy?
0:11:31 > 0:11:35Cootchie-cootchie-coo. Who's a pretty little egg, then?
0:11:35 > 0:11:39Yeah, you are. Who's a cute little Banjoo Parrot? Yeah, you.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Will you hatch already?
0:11:41 > 0:11:44I probably should have mentioned -
0:11:44 > 0:11:48Banjoo Parrots take 100 years to hatch. Shall we tell him?
0:11:48 > 0:11:52In a few weeks, maybe.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54Hic!
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