Diego the Superhero

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05I was hit by a can, opened it and out popped a genie!

0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Three wishes set me free

0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Trust me I'm a genie

0:00:10 > 0:00:16- # Wish one -- And on that first day I got my very own cafe -- Ta-da!

0:00:16 > 0:00:21- # Wish two -- That was cool I got me own swimming pool -- Hee-hee!

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# But then I dropped the magic can

0:00:24 > 0:00:27# And it filled with sand

0:00:27 > 0:00:30# And the works got jammed

0:00:30 > 0:00:33- # Wish three -- a total catastrophe

0:00:33 > 0:00:35# The genie raved and ranted

0:00:35 > 0:00:38# But no third wish was granted

0:00:38 > 0:00:41# If one more wish comes true

0:00:41 > 0:00:44# Then I'll be free from you

0:00:44 > 0:00:47# Trust me I'm a genie. #

0:00:57 > 0:01:00Just what is it you're waiting for?

0:01:00 > 0:01:02Surprise visit from Rita?

0:01:02 > 0:01:05Better than that. The new Captain Justice comic comes out today!

0:01:05 > 0:01:07How can anyone read that garbage?

0:01:07 > 0:01:10Captain Justice happens to be the greatest superhero of all time.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12Show a bit of respect, eh?

0:01:12 > 0:01:14A superhero who wears his pants over his tights?

0:01:14 > 0:01:17I call that a superzero.

0:01:17 > 0:01:18HORN BEEPS

0:01:18 > 0:01:21Captain Justice!

0:01:21 > 0:01:22He-hey!

0:01:22 > 0:01:26Wow! He puts out a volcano with his superbreath!

0:01:26 > 0:01:28Giga-cool!

0:01:28 > 0:01:31And here - he catches the train thrown through

0:01:31 > 0:01:35the air by Lord Evil, and stops it falling on the innocent princess!

0:01:35 > 0:01:36Oh...

0:01:36 > 0:01:39If only I was like him.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42Just long enough to do one superhero deed.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44If you were like him, you wouldn't exist.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47You'd be some stupid comic strip character.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:01:49 > 0:01:52Of course he exists. How else do his adventures get in here?

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Do you think they just make them up?

0:01:54 > 0:01:55OK, you win.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58Captain Justice exists.

0:01:58 > 0:02:01And guess what? You CAN do a superhero deed.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04Me? What with superpowers and everything?

0:02:04 > 0:02:06You betcha!

0:02:06 > 0:02:07If you were a superhero,

0:02:07 > 0:02:10you could fly like a bird!

0:02:10 > 0:02:12Hear what's going on millions of miles away.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14Lift up mountains!

0:02:14 > 0:02:15But above all,

0:02:15 > 0:02:19you can fight the forces of evil by the side of your idol!

0:02:19 > 0:02:21The one and only...

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Captain Justice!

0:02:26 > 0:02:27Ahhhhh!

0:02:32 > 0:02:35Have no fear, Rita. I'm coming!

0:02:47 > 0:02:50Who are you, mysterious masked hero?

0:02:50 > 0:02:51They call me...

0:02:51 > 0:02:52Super D.

0:02:52 > 0:02:56The greatest of all the superheroes.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00OK, I've decided.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03I wish to do a superhero deed,

0:03:03 > 0:03:05like Captain Justice.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08And so you shall, my friend.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14I call upon the powers that be,

0:03:14 > 0:03:17to grant this wish and set me free!

0:03:19 > 0:03:21Wow! Great!

0:03:21 > 0:03:26A supercape, Diego. A cape for a superhero.

0:03:26 > 0:03:27That?

0:03:27 > 0:03:28Has it got powers?

0:03:28 > 0:03:32Uh, yeah! Yeah, of course.

0:03:32 > 0:03:33Trust me...

0:03:33 > 0:03:35I'm a genie!

0:03:36 > 0:03:38I feel...

0:03:38 > 0:03:40I feel...

0:03:40 > 0:03:41I don't actually feel anything.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43Oh, um, yeah, that's normal.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46The powers usually take a little while to arrive.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48What about the rest of it?

0:03:48 > 0:03:50Shouldn't I have a costume to hide my identity?

0:03:50 > 0:03:55Ha! You took the words right out of my mouth, Superbrain.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09Taa-raa!

0:04:13 > 0:04:16Heroic deed, here I come!

0:04:16 > 0:04:20Um, maybe you should practise first.

0:04:20 > 0:04:25Oh, OK. Heroic deed practice, here I come!

0:04:30 > 0:04:33Hey, you. You're spoiling my suntan.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36Yeah, weirdo. Who are you anyway?

0:04:36 > 0:04:40Superfast, supercool, superclassy and superheroic!

0:04:40 > 0:04:41I am...

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Super D!

0:04:43 > 0:04:46Diego's supercousin and your dedicated protector.

0:04:46 > 0:04:47Diego's cousin?

0:04:47 > 0:04:50Since when was he related to a superhero?

0:04:50 > 0:04:53Erm... It's an ancient family secret.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56But the time has come for the world to know.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59You are in danger of burning, my friends.

0:04:59 > 0:05:00Allow me.

0:05:03 > 0:05:07I think that lunatic's just squirted us with mayonnaise!

0:05:07 > 0:05:08And now...

0:05:08 > 0:05:09superspeed!

0:05:12 > 0:05:13What do you think?

0:05:13 > 0:05:15Time for something bigger?

0:05:15 > 0:05:18Um, yeah! Why not?

0:05:22 > 0:05:23Umm... Nnnn...

0:05:23 > 0:05:25Daaa-ha-ha!

0:05:25 > 0:05:29Allow me to help you with my superstrength.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38That's not what I call super!

0:05:38 > 0:05:40OK, Ziggy. Where are my powers?

0:05:40 > 0:05:44You have to be patient. Why not use one of your supergadgets?

0:05:44 > 0:05:47Oh! Of course!

0:05:48 > 0:05:51The superhero is back!

0:05:52 > 0:05:53Ah!

0:05:53 > 0:05:55It's permanent dye!

0:05:55 > 0:05:57And my favourite shirt!

0:06:00 > 0:06:02You're doing great!

0:06:02 > 0:06:03Really great!

0:06:03 > 0:06:05But you got to be more ambitious.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08Superheroes don't do any old stuff,

0:06:08 > 0:06:10they go for the spectacle.

0:06:10 > 0:06:11The big parade!

0:06:11 > 0:06:12You know what I'm saying?

0:06:12 > 0:06:15The surfer without a wave

0:06:15 > 0:06:18is like a camel without a hump.

0:06:18 > 0:06:21Allow me to help you, my scaly friend.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Superbreath!

0:06:27 > 0:06:28ZIGGY WOLF-WHISTLES

0:06:30 > 0:06:31Wave coming up!

0:06:31 > 0:06:34Don't move an inch, proud lizard.

0:06:34 > 0:06:35Superbomb!

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Ooops.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46Hey, guys. What are you doing?

0:06:46 > 0:06:47Just the person.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49Whatever made you bring your stupid cousin here?

0:06:49 > 0:06:51You've got to send him home!

0:07:00 > 0:07:03What's this? You've given up already?

0:07:03 > 0:07:04Yes.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06I don't have any powers and you know it.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08I'm not a superhero...

0:07:08 > 0:07:10I'm a fake!

0:07:10 > 0:07:12Wait a minute.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15You don't need superpowers for a heroic deed.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17Oh, no. You need an enemy to fight.

0:07:40 > 0:07:44Help us, Diego. We're dying of heat!

0:07:44 > 0:07:45Someone stole our fans,

0:07:45 > 0:07:47and left this.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49Let me see that!

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Oh, no!

0:07:51 > 0:07:53Not Mean Guy!

0:07:53 > 0:07:54Who?!

0:07:54 > 0:07:56He's bad news. The worst there is.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58We're in a lot of trouble, folks.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00We have to act fast!

0:08:00 > 0:08:04We have to persuade Super D to come back!

0:08:04 > 0:08:05Are you mad?

0:08:05 > 0:08:08He's the most useless superhero I've ever met!

0:08:08 > 0:08:11He's also the ONLY superhero you've ever met.

0:08:11 > 0:08:15And he's your one chance of getting out of this in one piece!

0:08:15 > 0:08:17Right, Diego?

0:08:17 > 0:08:20Erm...yeah! Right.

0:08:21 > 0:08:22Taa-daa!

0:08:22 > 0:08:24ALL: Woo-woo! Yeah!

0:08:24 > 0:08:28Have no fear, Super D is here!

0:08:28 > 0:08:30I will defeat Mean Guy...

0:08:30 > 0:08:32'I wish Ziggy hadn't disappeared.'

0:08:32 > 0:08:34..And peace will reign again in the oasis.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36Woo-woo-woo!

0:08:36 > 0:08:38That's what you think, Super D!

0:08:38 > 0:08:40I am Mean Guy -

0:08:40 > 0:08:43the most feared of all supervillains.

0:08:43 > 0:08:46No-one has ever captured me, and they never will.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59Where are Diego and Ziggy?

0:08:59 > 0:09:01I didn't see them in the sandstorm,

0:09:01 > 0:09:03and they're not here either!

0:09:03 > 0:09:05Well hidden and out of danger, I expect.

0:09:05 > 0:09:07Cowards!

0:09:07 > 0:09:11Feeling depressed? Frightened of facing me?

0:09:11 > 0:09:13I'll take care of it.

0:09:13 > 0:09:14It's you and me, Mean Guy.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16I'm going to destroy you.

0:09:21 > 0:09:22Sausage power!

0:09:25 > 0:09:26The banana move!

0:09:26 > 0:09:29Enough! I know when I'm beaten.

0:09:35 > 0:09:36It's over, Mean Guy!

0:09:36 > 0:09:39Justice always triumphs over the worthless trash

0:09:39 > 0:09:42and brainless lowlife that you are.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45You really thought you could compete with me and my superpowers.

0:09:45 > 0:09:49I am the most powerful camel in the world!

0:09:49 > 0:09:51And you are nothing.

0:09:51 > 0:09:52Oh, yeah?!

0:09:52 > 0:09:55You ever considered who made you what you are?

0:09:55 > 0:09:56Ziggy?

0:09:56 > 0:10:00What do I need him for? He's rubbish most of the time.

0:10:00 > 0:10:03Ok, buddy. Show's over.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06You think you're so-o-o great!

0:10:06 > 0:10:09Try this!

0:10:09 > 0:10:10Hee-eeey!

0:10:14 > 0:10:17Use your special powers!

0:10:17 > 0:10:18What are you waiting for?

0:10:18 > 0:10:20Ahhhhhh!

0:10:20 > 0:10:22Use your superbreath, man!

0:10:24 > 0:10:26What am I doing?

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Hang on in there, pal.

0:10:28 > 0:10:32I'm going to send this thing back where it came from!

0:10:44 > 0:10:46Yeah!

0:10:46 > 0:10:48I am Captain Justice.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50Prepare to receive my sentence.

0:10:50 > 0:10:54I-I-I'm sorry! I-I got carried away.

0:10:54 > 0:10:57I couldn't stop myself!

0:10:57 > 0:10:59You can't stop me, either!

0:10:59 > 0:11:02Ahhhhhh!

0:11:02 > 0:11:05Wherever you are, Mean Guy,

0:11:05 > 0:11:07you learned today that crime never pays.

0:11:09 > 0:11:13As for you, the deeds of a superhero require superpowers,

0:11:13 > 0:11:15but nothing is more super

0:11:15 > 0:11:19than the proud beating heart of an honest camel.

0:11:19 > 0:11:20Remember that...

0:11:20 > 0:11:21always.

0:11:23 > 0:11:24Yeah!

0:11:24 > 0:11:26Where have you been?

0:11:27 > 0:11:29I was that close to capturing him.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31THAT close.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33But if it hadn't been for Captain Justice,

0:11:33 > 0:11:35I don't know what would've happened.

0:11:35 > 0:11:38I can't believe you missed the pair of them.

0:11:38 > 0:11:39Yeah...

0:11:39 > 0:11:42- Tragic, isn't it?- Special newsflash! A mysterious ball of sand

0:11:42 > 0:11:45crashed into the Farmel publishing house.

0:11:45 > 0:11:49To the horror of fans, publication of Captain Justice comics

0:11:49 > 0:11:52- has been suspended until FURTHER NOTICE!- Serves him right.

0:11:52 > 0:11:54Ha-ha-ha!

0:11:58 > 0:12:01Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd

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