Invasion of the Cafe Snatchers

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05I was hit by a can, opened it and out popped a genie!

0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Three wishes set me free

0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Trust me I'm a genie

0:00:10 > 0:00:13- # Wish one -- And on that first day

0:00:13 > 0:00:16- # I got me very own cafe -- Taa-daa!

0:00:16 > 0:00:18- # Wish two -- That was cool

0:00:18 > 0:00:21- # I got me own swimming pool - - Hee-hee!

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# But then I dropped the magic can

0:00:24 > 0:00:27# And it filled with sand

0:00:27 > 0:00:30# And the works got jammed

0:00:30 > 0:00:33- # Wish three -- a total catastrophe

0:00:33 > 0:00:35# The genie raved and ranted

0:00:35 > 0:00:38# But no third wish was granted

0:00:38 > 0:00:41# If one more wish comes true

0:00:41 > 0:00:44# Then I'll be free from you

0:00:44 > 0:00:47# Trust me I'm a genie. #

0:01:02 > 0:01:03DIEGO GRUNTS

0:01:06 > 0:01:09Game, set, match!

0:01:09 > 0:01:11Yeah, but you practise every day, don't you?

0:01:11 > 0:01:14Today, I'm invincible!

0:01:14 > 0:01:17Ugh, you chose the most powerful player in the game.

0:01:17 > 0:01:19Basically, you're cheating.

0:01:19 > 0:01:21OK, let's have a bit of quiet,

0:01:21 > 0:01:23while I get a new high score!

0:01:23 > 0:01:26You really are a bad winner, Diego.

0:01:26 > 0:01:29Hey, it's time for Name That Thing on TV. Who's coming?

0:01:29 > 0:01:32Yeah! Enough of that. You bet!

0:01:40 > 0:01:43Hey! My programme!

0:01:43 > 0:01:45LAUGHTER

0:01:47 > 0:01:49Arrrrghhhh!

0:01:49 > 0:01:50I've got to win! Who done that?!

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Shhhhh!

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Argh!

0:01:54 > 0:01:57If you don't want to play my games,

0:01:57 > 0:01:59go back to your own houses.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08Argh!

0:02:08 > 0:02:09LAUGHTER

0:02:17 > 0:02:20And they claim to be your friends!

0:02:20 > 0:02:21Whatever next?

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Real friends would never do that to you.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25Arrrrgh!

0:02:25 > 0:02:26Relax, friend.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29I know just what you need.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31Imagine...

0:02:31 > 0:02:34Friends who were kind, understanding,

0:02:34 > 0:02:36generous...

0:02:37 > 0:02:41CROWD: 'Long live Diego!

0:02:41 > 0:02:45'Long live Diego!'

0:02:47 > 0:02:50..With the same tastes as you!

0:02:50 > 0:02:52Yeah! I wish to have new friends.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54And good ones this time!

0:02:54 > 0:02:56Consider it done!

0:02:58 > 0:03:02I call upon the powers that be to grant this wish

0:03:02 > 0:03:04and set me free!

0:03:16 > 0:03:18Hey! This ain't Benidorm.

0:03:18 > 0:03:20What are we doing in this dump?

0:03:23 > 0:03:25Taa-daa!

0:03:25 > 0:03:28Welcome, friends. My name is Diego.

0:03:34 > 0:03:35Hey...

0:03:35 > 0:03:38Maybe this ain't so bad, after all.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40Come on, guys!

0:03:44 > 0:03:47Why the speech?! They crossed the desert. They're thirsty!

0:03:47 > 0:03:50How can you not offer them a drink?! These are your friends!

0:03:50 > 0:03:53You're right. Hey, wait for me, friends.

0:03:53 > 0:03:54Aaaargh!

0:03:54 > 0:03:57What's all this about, Diego?

0:03:57 > 0:04:00My new best friends!

0:04:00 > 0:04:02WHAT?!

0:04:02 > 0:04:06I've had enough of all of you. And I've got new friends.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08No! You can't do that!

0:04:08 > 0:04:10This is my home and I decide what we do.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Sorry! Your time is up.

0:04:12 > 0:04:13Taxi for the old friends.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18This cafe's rubbish anyway.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20We'll be better off having fun at Larry's.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22Yeah!

0:04:27 > 0:04:31Forget them and go give your friends a drink!

0:04:33 > 0:04:34Here it's...

0:04:34 > 0:04:36Pff!

0:04:36 > 0:04:37Not cold enough!

0:04:37 > 0:04:42I know! We should turn up the air conditioning.

0:04:52 > 0:04:53Everything's sorted!

0:05:07 > 0:05:09Toot! Toot-toot!

0:05:09 > 0:05:13This is GREAT!

0:05:13 > 0:05:15Look how they love your cafe!

0:05:15 > 0:05:18See how they're happy here - with you!

0:05:18 > 0:05:20It's up to you to go towards them!

0:05:20 > 0:05:23Show them how glad you are to have them here.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25Oh, wait, I've got an idea!

0:05:25 > 0:05:27Hang on. I'll be back.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30Hey, my friends...

0:05:30 > 0:05:32I love penguins!

0:05:34 > 0:05:37- Are you taking the mickey? - Ha-ha-ha... Ha-ha...

0:05:37 > 0:05:40He's a real live wire, that Diego.

0:05:40 > 0:05:41You got it together, didn't you?

0:05:41 > 0:05:45Why don't you carry on with a little computer game?

0:05:48 > 0:05:49Yay! I win, again!

0:05:49 > 0:05:52Hey, you just need to learn a few more moves.

0:05:53 > 0:05:56Aaaargh!

0:05:56 > 0:06:00He-he. How about that move? You know it?

0:06:00 > 0:06:03Ziggy, these are not the friends I dreamt of.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05I'm going to see my real mates to...

0:06:05 > 0:06:09Nooooo! Remember, your old friends are heartless.

0:06:09 > 0:06:14They mock you and certainly have lots of other flaws.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24Brrrrrrrrr!

0:06:24 > 0:06:30W-w-w-woops, the a-a-a-air c-c-c-con!

0:06:33 > 0:06:35W-w-w-woops...

0:06:35 > 0:06:41Z-Z-Ziggy! D-d-do something!

0:06:41 > 0:06:44They have to acclimatise. Of course!

0:06:44 > 0:06:49If you were in their place, you'd turn the heating up, right?

0:06:53 > 0:06:56Argh! I don't want to end up as a frozen meal!

0:07:08 > 0:07:11We need to talk... Nooooooooo!

0:07:11 > 0:07:13It's Rita!

0:07:15 > 0:07:17Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:07:17 > 0:07:22Huh-ho... Real friends would never do that!

0:07:24 > 0:07:29INDISTINCT CHATTER

0:07:29 > 0:07:33- They've got it! It's all going to be all right.- HUH!

0:07:33 > 0:07:37Aaaaaaah!

0:07:41 > 0:07:46Everything is fine. They just wanted to surprise you with a new look.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48Trust me, I'm a genie!

0:07:50 > 0:07:51No worries.

0:07:51 > 0:07:54All friends fall out for stupid reasons.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56You have to look beyond that!

0:07:56 > 0:07:59Right, you stay here five minutes. I'll deal with this.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06THEY SIGH

0:08:10 > 0:08:12Hiya...

0:08:12 > 0:08:14Oh!

0:08:14 > 0:08:19I'm sorry, I should never have made such a completely stupid wish!

0:08:19 > 0:08:23You are my real friends.

0:08:23 > 0:08:26Oh, we all got a bit carried a way, man.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28Shall we forget about it?

0:08:28 > 0:08:31Oh, Diego!

0:08:31 > 0:08:32You're a real pain,

0:08:32 > 0:08:34- but without you... - We'd have much less fun.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36How's about going back to the cafe?

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Not going to happen.

0:08:38 > 0:08:41I got kicked out by the penguins! It's over!

0:08:41 > 0:08:43There's no cafe left!

0:08:43 > 0:08:46We'll see about that!

0:08:47 > 0:08:48Huh!

0:08:52 > 0:08:54This is war! Let 'em have it, Tony.

0:08:59 > 0:09:04THUMPING DANCE MUSIC

0:09:04 > 0:09:10SCREECHY SCRATCHING

0:09:17 > 0:09:22RELAXING MUSIC

0:09:26 > 0:09:28PENGUINS: We won! We won!

0:09:46 > 0:09:48Now, that's not very nice.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27This is our cafe.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29You ain't seen the last of this!

0:10:37 > 0:10:42So, is that all you got?

0:10:42 > 0:10:43Ha-ha-ha-ha.

0:10:55 > 0:10:59Yeah! Champions! Wooo!

0:10:59 > 0:11:01Curious hospitality...

0:11:01 > 0:11:04Come on. Let's go home!

0:11:06 > 0:11:09Waa-aait! Woo-oah...

0:11:29 > 0:11:32- ZIGGY:- 'My wish! My wi-i-i-ish...'

0:11:36 > 0:11:38Come on, this round's on me.

0:11:38 > 0:11:41Hey, it's time for my favourite TV programme.

0:11:41 > 0:11:44Oh, no, it's not. It's time for Name That Tune!

0:11:44 > 0:11:46Am I right, guys?

0:11:46 > 0:11:49First come, first served.

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