Genie Trouble

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05I was hit by a can, opened it and out popped a genie!

0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Three wishes set me free

0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Trust me I'm a genie

0:00:10 > 0:00:16- # Wish one -- And on that first day I got my very own cafe - Ta-da!

0:00:16 > 0:00:21- # Wish two -- That was cool I got me own swimming pool - Hee-hee!

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# But then I dropped the magic can

0:00:24 > 0:00:27# And it filled with sand

0:00:27 > 0:00:30# And the wish got jammed

0:00:30 > 0:00:33- # Wish three -- a total catastrophe

0:00:33 > 0:00:35# The genie raved and ranted

0:00:35 > 0:00:38# But no third wish was granted

0:00:38 > 0:00:44# If one more wish comes true Then I'll be free from you

0:00:44 > 0:00:47# Trust me I'm a genie. #

0:01:04 > 0:01:05SLURPING

0:01:14 > 0:01:16Woah!

0:01:16 > 0:01:18CIRCUS MUSIC

0:01:21 > 0:01:25- Ha! Yeah! Look. - Cool moves, Diego.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28Give yourself a round of applause!

0:01:28 > 0:01:30- CRASH - Ha-ha!

0:01:32 > 0:01:37Excitement as nominations pour in for Extreme Sports Champion.

0:01:37 > 0:01:41Movie star, Rita Van Hump. Who are you backing for the title?

0:01:41 > 0:01:44Why, who else but Sam Sahara?

0:01:50 > 0:01:52ROCK MUSIC

0:02:11 > 0:02:16'He's a real daredevil, and the handsomest man in Oasis Wood.'

0:02:17 > 0:02:19SHE GIGGLES

0:02:19 > 0:02:21You're handsome, too, scoopy whoopie.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24FAST HEARTBEAT

0:02:25 > 0:02:30Rita's backing Sam Sahara but it's not too late to in send your vote

0:02:30 > 0:02:32for EXTREME SPORTS CHAMPION!

0:02:32 > 0:02:37Sam Sahara, Sam Sahara. Ne-neh-neh. What's special about him?

0:02:37 > 0:02:41Exactly. All he's got is wealth, fame and good looks.

0:02:43 > 0:02:47It sure would be good if someone else won for a change.

0:02:47 > 0:02:50- I wonder who that could be? - Yeah. Who?

0:02:50 > 0:02:51PING

0:02:51 > 0:02:56Dumb hump. I can hear the crowd cheering you as you take the award.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04GROANING

0:03:06 > 0:03:08Wahoo!

0:03:09 > 0:03:11CROWD CHEERS

0:03:14 > 0:03:16Woohoo!

0:03:20 > 0:03:24That's it! I wish to be Extreme Sports Champion!

0:03:24 > 0:03:26FAST TEMPO MUSIC

0:03:29 > 0:03:33I call upon the powers that be to grant this wish...

0:03:33 > 0:03:35..and set me free!

0:03:40 > 0:03:42A camcorder? How will that help?

0:03:42 > 0:03:46Sheesh, Diego. Have you heard of the internet?

0:03:46 > 0:03:51We've got to video you doing extreme sports and post them on CamelTube.

0:03:51 > 0:03:57- What are you good at? - Gulp. Lots of things... I can...

0:03:58 > 0:04:01- Erm... - I've got it!

0:04:01 > 0:04:05Cool moves with a tray. You can do extreme waitering!

0:04:13 > 0:04:17Are you sure these wings you made are going to work?

0:04:17 > 0:04:20Of course! Just until you're over the pool.

0:04:20 > 0:04:23Should be spectacular!

0:04:23 > 0:04:25DIEGO SHOUTS

0:04:28 > 0:04:30Ahh! Aah!

0:04:30 > 0:04:32TRIUMPHANT MUSIC

0:04:34 > 0:04:38- Hey! They really do work! - Oh!

0:04:38 > 0:04:39Oh, oh! DIEGO SHOUTS

0:04:40 > 0:04:43That's good, Diego! Keep going!

0:04:47 > 0:04:48AAARGH!

0:04:49 > 0:04:51Eugh. Ow!

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Ew! Uncool, man!

0:04:59 > 0:05:02- BREATHLESSLY: - Diego! You OK?

0:05:03 > 0:05:07- Right as rain, thanks. - This is weird.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10You should be in little pieces.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12- And so should this! - SMASH

0:05:14 > 0:05:17But before, the camera was running.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20Here. Drop this when I tell you.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24- OK! - BOING

0:05:25 > 0:05:29Wow! A magic camcorder that makes whatever you film indestructible!

0:05:29 > 0:05:33So how does that help?

0:05:33 > 0:05:38How? Because now you can try something dangerous.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41Yeah!

0:05:44 > 0:05:48I want a pepperoni pizza with extra cheese.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Take one.

0:05:51 > 0:05:55Extreme tightrope walking. A-a-and action!

0:05:55 > 0:05:57DIEGO WHIMPERS

0:05:59 > 0:06:03You promise these are vegetarian piranhas?

0:06:03 > 0:06:07Course they are! Trust me, I'm a genie!

0:06:09 > 0:06:11Woah!

0:06:11 > 0:06:13THEY ALL SHOUT

0:06:15 > 0:06:17AAAAGHH!

0:06:20 > 0:06:23- MUFFLED SHOUTING - Pretty extreme.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26But not extreme enough.

0:06:31 > 0:06:36Take one. Extreme video gaming. A-a-and action!

0:06:42 > 0:06:44Caah!

0:06:44 > 0:06:46Agh!

0:06:48 > 0:06:50GAME SOUND EFFECTS

0:06:52 > 0:06:54AAH! BLOWING

0:06:56 > 0:06:58WAAH!

0:07:11 > 0:07:13DIEGO SCREAMS

0:07:18 > 0:07:22- AAARGH! Whoo! OOh! - Nice try. We're getting there.

0:07:24 > 0:07:28Take one. Extreme rock dancing. A-and action!

0:07:28 > 0:07:30ROCK MUSIC

0:07:35 > 0:07:37TYRES SCREECH

0:07:46 > 0:07:48Pizza delivery!

0:07:48 > 0:07:51BREAKS SCREECH AAAGH!

0:07:54 > 0:07:56DIEGO SCREAMS Oof!

0:07:56 > 0:07:59It's amazing, thanks to the camera!

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Hah! Not bad!

0:08:01 > 0:08:04Let's look at the footage.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06ROCK MUSIC

0:08:15 > 0:08:17Look at that, will ya!

0:08:17 > 0:08:20My friend, the wish is in the bag!

0:08:20 > 0:08:25And here in Oasis Wood, Extreme Sports Champ, Sam Sahara,

0:08:25 > 0:08:28is thrilling crowds with amazing stunts!

0:08:28 > 0:08:31Sam's wingwalking thousands of feet in the air,

0:08:31 > 0:08:34juggling his many awards, and is he?

0:08:34 > 0:08:39Ladies and gentlemen, I wasn't expecting this

0:08:39 > 0:08:42so I don't have anything prepared!

0:08:42 > 0:08:47Yes! Sam Sahara is rehearsing his acceptance speech!

0:08:48 > 0:08:51Looks to me like we've got to up our game.

0:08:56 > 0:09:02Get ready for the most extreme stunt of all time, extreme Ming juggling!

0:09:02 > 0:09:05You ride the rocket-powered quad bike,

0:09:05 > 0:09:08juggle the priceless Ming vases, jump the ravine

0:09:08 > 0:09:12and parachute down. You're invincible with the camera on you.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15Any problems, I'll be on the radio. OK?

0:09:15 > 0:09:17DIEGO WHIMPERS

0:09:24 > 0:09:26WARNING SOUND

0:09:27 > 0:09:30Ah! Diego! The batteries have run out!

0:09:30 > 0:09:34- You're no longer indestructible! - NOOO!

0:09:34 > 0:09:36SMASH

0:09:36 > 0:09:39Larry! Do something!

0:09:42 > 0:09:44ROCK MUSIC

0:09:58 > 0:10:01Hang in there, Diego!

0:10:01 > 0:10:03GROANING AND STRAINING

0:10:04 > 0:10:05Wah! Waah!

0:10:16 > 0:10:18BREAKS SCREECH

0:10:18 > 0:10:20DIEGO SCREAMS

0:10:20 > 0:10:22SMASH

0:10:26 > 0:10:30Erm, you did upload all the other footage we got, right?

0:10:31 > 0:10:34BOTH CRY NOISILY

0:10:35 > 0:10:39Hi guys! That was a great stunt, Diego!

0:10:39 > 0:10:41I got it all on my camcorder, too!

0:10:41 > 0:10:43BOTH: YAY!

0:10:43 > 0:10:46We have a winner for Extreme Sport Champion.

0:10:46 > 0:10:49Check out this fantastic footage!

0:10:49 > 0:10:52WHOOPING

0:10:54 > 0:10:58It's been great, old pal. Well, your wish has been granted.

0:10:58 > 0:11:00I'm out of here!

0:11:00 > 0:11:04In a dramatic upset, favourite Sahara has been beaten

0:11:04 > 0:11:06by a new extreme sports star.

0:11:06 > 0:11:10The Extreme Sports Champion is... LARRY!

0:11:10 > 0:11:15For his fantastic demonstration of a new sport, extreme pizza eating!

0:11:17 > 0:11:19- Hey! Cool! - ZIGGY WEEPS

0:11:22 > 0:11:25TELEPHONE RINGS

0:11:26 > 0:11:29Diego, are you OK? You've been up there for ages.

0:11:29 > 0:11:35I'm fine. I'm practicing for next year's Extreme Sports Champion.

0:11:35 > 0:11:40- Which category are you going in for? - Extreme TV watching!

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