0:00:02 > 0:00:05I was hit by a can, opened it and out popped a genie!
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Three wishes set me free
0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Trust me I'm a genie
0:00:10 > 0:00:13- # Wish one -- And on that first day
0:00:13 > 0:00:16- # I got my very own cafe -- Taa-daa!
0:00:16 > 0:00:18- # Wish two -- That was cool
0:00:18 > 0:00:21- # I got my own swimming pool - - Hee-hee!
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# But then I dropped the magic can
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# It filled with sand
0:00:27 > 0:00:30# And the works got jammed
0:00:30 > 0:00:33- # Wish three -- A total catastrophe
0:00:33 > 0:00:35# The genie raved and ranted
0:00:35 > 0:00:38# But no third wish was granted
0:00:38 > 0:00:41# If one more wish comes true
0:00:41 > 0:00:44# Then I'll be free from you
0:00:44 > 0:00:47# Trust me I'm a genie. #
0:00:55 > 0:00:56Enough of the ads.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59You join us live for the thrilling climax to this semifinal match
0:00:59 > 0:01:02between the Quicksand All Stars and the Mega Moles.
0:01:03 > 0:01:07The score is tied at one-all with only seconds left.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09WHISTLE BLOWS
0:01:18 > 0:01:21Oh! May the ball find its rightful place.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25What a fantastic pass from the captain.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27He walks by the mole and fools another one.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31It's an open goal for Diego. He must score!
0:01:39 > 0:01:40What is he doing?!
0:01:44 > 0:01:45Oh, no!
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Five seconds left. But wait, this is not over.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57The goalkeeper's crossing the whole pitch and...
0:01:59 > 0:02:01..GOAL!
0:02:02 > 0:02:05At the very last second, the Quicksands have won.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Despite the useless and pathetic Diego!
0:02:09 > 0:02:10Me? Substitute?
0:02:10 > 0:02:13Substitute ain't easy, man. You've got to
0:02:13 > 0:02:15find the right way of sitting on the bench.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Face it, Diego, you've got four left hooves.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20And it's time Zazie had a chance too.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22ZAZIE: I'm sorry, Diego.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28HE WEEPS
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Hey, why the long face?
0:02:30 > 0:02:32I'm a camel. Hadn't you noticed?
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Come on, this isn't so bad.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37Anyone would think you'd been humiliated and rejected.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Are you trying to sell me a wish or something?
0:02:40 > 0:02:44Moi? Exploit you in your hour of self-loathing and despair?
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Besides, who cares about being in a stupid football team?
0:02:48 > 0:02:51Of course, the thought of someone else scoring the winning goal
0:02:51 > 0:02:54whilst you sit on the bench - that is worth getting upset about.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56You ARE trying to sell me a wish.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59No. I'm saying how I understand your pain.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02Imagine if it was one of those last-second free kicks
0:03:02 > 0:03:03that wins the match.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05I can hardly bear to think about it. You know?
0:03:05 > 0:03:08One of those shots that go down in history
0:03:08 > 0:03:09while the crowd chants your name?
0:03:09 > 0:03:11- Diego! - CROWD: Diego, Diego, Diego...
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Because only you can do the camel curveball.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Oh!
0:03:35 > 0:03:37CROWD CHEER
0:03:38 > 0:03:43Yes, that's it. I wish to score the winning goal in today's final.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Great idea!
0:03:45 > 0:03:51I call upon the powers that be to grant this wish and set me free.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Oh!
0:03:59 > 0:04:00Diego?
0:04:00 > 0:04:03To a referee, this looks useful.
0:04:03 > 0:04:07Diego? I feel really bad I'm taking your place
0:04:07 > 0:04:10and it's not like I even want to play that much.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12That's OK, it's not your fault.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14What've you got there?
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Oh, just another one of Ziggy's failed wishes.
0:04:19 > 0:04:20WHISTLE BLOWS
0:04:20 > 0:04:26At least the noise works. Look, no hard feelings, OK?
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Zazie?
0:04:31 > 0:04:33RATTLING
0:04:33 > 0:04:36Wha... What's happening?
0:04:36 > 0:04:37Ziggy?!
0:04:46 > 0:04:50It's stopped. Everything's stopped except you and me.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53It's the whistle!
0:04:53 > 0:04:55WHISTLE BLOWS
0:04:55 > 0:04:58What's your problem?
0:05:00 > 0:05:01WHISTLE BLOWS
0:05:01 > 0:05:06So, who was right? You're going to score that goal, pal.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Trust me, I'm a genie.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11WHISTLE BLOWS
0:05:15 > 0:05:18Live from the Stadium Of Sand, where the captains
0:05:18 > 0:05:20are about to submit their final team lists for the game!
0:05:20 > 0:05:23After this, there's no going back.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28CROWD BOOS
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Ow!
0:05:34 > 0:05:40Hey, Larry, I see you changed your mind about Diego.
0:05:40 > 0:05:41Eh?!
0:05:41 > 0:05:43WHISTLE BLOWS
0:05:49 > 0:05:50WHISTLE BLOWS
0:05:50 > 0:05:54Well, whose face is that? I ain't dreaming.
0:05:54 > 0:05:55Wha...?
0:05:55 > 0:05:56What's done is done.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59You have your reasons and I trust you.
0:05:59 > 0:06:00Good lizard.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03(Tee-hee-hee-hee!)
0:06:04 > 0:06:07KNEES CREAK
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Gee, I feel bad about Zazie.
0:06:11 > 0:06:16Shhh! Get real, pal. You've got to be in it to win it.
0:06:16 > 0:06:20Yeah, but from now on, no more cheating.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24Cheating, moi?
0:06:24 > 0:06:30I give you my best magic and all you can do is...sniffle.
0:06:30 > 0:06:35I don't mind not playing. You guys just go out there and win, OK?
0:06:35 > 0:06:39Besides, the opposition does look a bit scary.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42THEY GROWL
0:06:44 > 0:06:48And so we come to the much-awaited moment - the grand finale!
0:06:48 > 0:06:50In the right corner,
0:06:50 > 0:06:52321 kilos soaking wet - the Quicksands!
0:06:52 > 0:06:56In the left, 25 tons of muscle - the Deadly Trumpets!
0:07:14 > 0:07:17TRUMPET BLARE
0:07:17 > 0:07:18REFEREE BLOWS WHISTLE
0:07:21 > 0:07:24Whaaaah!
0:07:24 > 0:07:261-0 to the Deadly Trumpets.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Could the Quicksands have what it takes?
0:07:28 > 0:07:31They'll have to use every ounce of their...
0:07:31 > 0:07:33TRUMPET BLARE
0:07:38 > 0:07:402-0!
0:07:45 > 0:07:463-0!
0:07:46 > 0:07:474-0.
0:07:55 > 0:07:56TRUMPET BLARE
0:08:07 > 0:08:095-0.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14We can still win this. They're going to be complacent now.
0:08:14 > 0:08:15And that's when we'll get them.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18TRUMPET BLARE
0:08:18 > 0:08:21Hey, Quicksands, we're aiming for another ten.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24And I ain't talking goals. I'm talking broken legs.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha! Your legs.
0:08:30 > 0:08:35You're wrong. I just remembered, I left the bath running.
0:08:37 > 0:08:41Seems to me we're going to need a miracle.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44OK, let's have a miracle.
0:08:50 > 0:08:54The Deadly Trumpets start the second half just as they ended the first.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57This isn't a match, it's a massacre!
0:09:00 > 0:09:02WHISTLE BLOWS
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Even you can't miss from here.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10WHISTLE BLOWS
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Whoo-hoo!
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Hey! How'd he do that?
0:09:16 > 0:09:17WHISTLE BLOWS
0:09:39 > 0:09:41And he's equalised!
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Diego is transformed!
0:09:43 > 0:09:46He's moving so quickly you can barely see it!
0:09:51 > 0:09:53I knew it!
0:09:53 > 0:09:56You're using magic to score all these goals.
0:09:56 > 0:09:57You dirty cheat!
0:09:58 > 0:10:01Hey! Give me that!
0:10:03 > 0:10:04Aaarrgghh!
0:10:09 > 0:10:11TRUMPET BLARE
0:10:14 > 0:10:18And it's a penalty to Diego with the scores tied level
0:10:18 > 0:10:21and a minute left to play of the game!
0:10:25 > 0:10:28Noooooo!
0:10:30 > 0:10:33I think we might need another substitute here.
0:10:35 > 0:10:39Now, Diego! Don't let me down.
0:10:39 > 0:10:43I'll try, Ziggy. It's just the goal looks so small all of a sudden.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04And it's Ziggy who scores the winning goal!
0:11:04 > 0:11:09Ah! Noooooo!
0:11:10 > 0:11:14Poor Ziggy. Those elephants really took it out on him.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16'Shocking scenes as the Deadly Trumpets
0:11:16 > 0:11:18'unleash their anger on the scorer of the penalty.'
0:11:20 > 0:11:22'Was this a miracle?'
0:11:22 > 0:11:25'The trumpets are disqualified for unsporting behaviour
0:11:25 > 0:11:30'and the Quicksands are declared the winners!'
0:11:30 > 0:11:33Well if you ask me, neither side deserved to win.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Still, whichever way you look at it,
0:11:35 > 0:11:37we've got him to thank for the trophy.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42Have they gone yet?
0:11:42 > 0:11:44TRUMPET BLARE
0:11:44 > 0:11:46TRUMPET BLARE
0:11:46 > 0:11:48TRUMPET BLARE
0:11:51 > 0:11:53THEY LAUGH
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