0:00:02 > 0:00:05I was hit by a can, opened it and out popped a genie!
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Three wishes set me free
0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Trust me I'm a genie
0:00:10 > 0:00:13- # Wish one -- And on that first day
0:00:13 > 0:00:16- # I got my very own cafe -- Taa-daa!
0:00:16 > 0:00:18- # Wish two -- That was cool
0:00:18 > 0:00:22- # I got my own swimming pool - - Hee-hee!
0:00:22 > 0:00:25# But then I dropped the magic can
0:00:25 > 0:00:27# It filled with sand
0:00:27 > 0:00:30# And the works got jammed
0:00:30 > 0:00:33- # Wish three -- A total catastrophe
0:00:33 > 0:00:35# The genie raved and ranted
0:00:35 > 0:00:38# But no third wish was granted
0:00:38 > 0:00:41# If one more wish comes true
0:00:41 > 0:00:44# Then I'll be free from you
0:00:44 > 0:00:47# Trust me I'm a genie. #
0:00:57 > 0:01:00In celebrity news, to stave off erratic fans,
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Sam Sahara will be attending the premiere
0:01:02 > 0:01:04of his latest movie bubble wrapped!
0:01:06 > 0:01:10While star Rita van Hump is to hire a bodyguard.
0:01:10 > 0:01:14Bodyguard to Rita van Hump, what kind of dope would want that job?
0:01:14 > 0:01:17Check it out, I'm in training.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23If I can keep this cardboard Rita safe,
0:01:23 > 0:01:26the real Rita will hire me as her bodyguard for sure.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31Hey, stop bothering cardboard Rita.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Yah! Yib-a-yih!
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Ow!
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Haa!
0:01:59 > 0:02:01- Here, try this.- Thanks.
0:02:12 > 0:02:17- Face it, Diego, you're just not bodyguard material.- I'm not?
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Bodyguards are fearless, tough hombres.
0:02:20 > 0:02:24Trained to handle any threat with just their thumb.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29FANS CHEER
0:02:31 > 0:02:34- Rita!- Ahh!- Rita, Rita, Rita!
0:02:40 > 0:02:43- Rita, Rita! - Will you sign my autograph?
0:02:46 > 0:02:50Diego, my hero.
0:02:50 > 0:02:55If only you'd use the third wish and you could be my bodyguard for real!
0:02:55 > 0:02:58Rita! Anything for you.
0:02:58 > 0:03:02Well, aren't you the sweetheart?
0:03:02 > 0:03:07- So, let's hear it. - I wish I was Rita's bodyguard!
0:03:07 > 0:03:11I call upon the powers that be, make Diego Rita's bodyguard!
0:03:11 > 0:03:14And set me free!
0:03:25 > 0:03:28Ahhh!
0:03:30 > 0:03:35"Instruction manual for bodyguard kit. Kit to be sent separately."
0:03:40 > 0:03:45Everything you need to become the perfect bodyguard.
0:03:45 > 0:03:52- Oooh, inflatable biceps. - And my official bodyguard ID card.
0:03:52 > 0:03:56With this bodyguard kit, we can't fail.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02A true bodyguard suspects everyone
0:04:02 > 0:04:05and speaks into his sleeve whenever possible.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Crrcchhh, Diego to sleeve, repeat, Diego to sleeve.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Don't like the look of this guy, over, crrcchhh.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Ah, your inflatable biceps slipped down again.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30- Yeah!- And, thanks to the celebrity magazines,
0:04:30 > 0:04:35we know Rita is presently filming a spy movie on location in the desert.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51Wow, wow, not so fast! You can't just go over there,
0:04:51 > 0:04:55- you've got to impress her first. - What do you mean?
0:04:55 > 0:04:58You've got to save Rita from something dangerous,
0:04:58 > 0:05:01then she's bound to give you the bodyguard job.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04But, she isn't in any danger.
0:05:05 > 0:05:09Uh, oh. Feels like an earthquake!
0:05:13 > 0:05:17Ahh, an earthquake! That set could squish Rita any second.
0:05:19 > 0:05:23Ahhh!
0:05:23 > 0:05:28Not to worry, this expensive looking equipment broke my fall.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31Raargh!
0:05:44 > 0:05:49Yep, take my word for it, movie sets can be pretty dangerous places.
0:05:59 > 0:06:03- Ahh!- Ahh! - Diego, there's a fire on set!
0:06:05 > 0:06:10Crrcchhh, Diego to sleeve, repeat, Diego to... Fire! Fire! Crrchhh.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Get a grip, this is your chance
0:06:12 > 0:06:15to save Rita for certain, now go rescue her.
0:06:21 > 0:06:25I've got her! Wahhh!
0:06:29 > 0:06:32Wahh!
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Make-up!
0:06:52 > 0:06:57When's that breeze you predicted going to sweep Rita to danger?
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Any time soon!
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Wahhh! Ahhh!
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Ahh!
0:07:15 > 0:07:17Wahh!
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Ziggy?
0:07:25 > 0:07:27You two again!
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Rita's never going to notice me.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40Obviously we need to think bigger.
0:07:40 > 0:07:44That's why we'll fake a kidnapping, which you will save Rita from.
0:07:44 > 0:07:48Trust me, I'm a genie!
0:07:58 > 0:08:02Read all about it, Rita van Hump wins award.
0:08:02 > 0:08:07Huh? It must be this way. Ahh, ha-ha!
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Award!
0:08:17 > 0:08:21Hey, where are all the adoring fans?
0:08:21 > 0:08:25- I adore you, I adore you.- Oh!
0:08:30 > 0:08:35Must be budget cuts. Anyhoo. I would like to thank...
0:08:36 > 0:08:40Hey, what's going on here. Ahh!
0:08:40 > 0:08:45So, I 'ave finally kidnapped zee world famous actress,
0:08:45 > 0:08:48Rita von Humpy. Hee-hee-hee!
0:08:48 > 0:08:51Ahh! Help, help!
0:08:51 > 0:08:56I'm being kidnapped by someone with a ridiculous accent.
0:08:57 > 0:09:02Diego, super bodyguard to zee stars, can't possibly save you now.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05Hee-hee-hee!
0:09:05 > 0:09:09- Help! Help! - Did someone mention my name?
0:09:09 > 0:09:12Take that, Mr Kidnapper!
0:09:12 > 0:09:14And some of this - ha, ho, ya.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17Bah!
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Nah!
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Oh!
0:09:21 > 0:09:26And for disrespecting one of cinema's most beloved actresses,
0:09:26 > 0:09:28take that!
0:09:31 > 0:09:34- Woah!- Ahh!
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Ahhh!
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Look at your feet!
0:09:48 > 0:09:52Don't panic! I've got it covered!
0:09:57 > 0:10:02Ahhh!
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Oh, that could've gone better.
0:10:11 > 0:10:15Oh, you saved me!
0:10:15 > 0:10:19All part of the service. So, do I get the job now?
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Any moment now and I'm free!
0:10:22 > 0:10:24- What job?- Huh?!
0:10:24 > 0:10:28- The job as your bodyguard, silly. - That job was to protect
0:10:28 > 0:10:31my 6,000 pairs of designer shoes.
0:10:31 > 0:10:36Darling, I'd gladly entrust you with my life, but not with my shoes.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38- Wah!- Huh?!
0:10:41 > 0:10:44Ahhh!
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Make-up!
0:10:50 > 0:10:54You saved my life AND made me pretty.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57I'll treasure this moment for ever.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00No!
0:11:05 > 0:11:07So, Rita, you've finally found
0:11:07 > 0:11:10a bodyguard for your vast collection of shoes.
0:11:14 > 0:11:19Please, obviously the big news here is my recent kidnapping attempt,
0:11:19 > 0:11:23which will be the subject of my new movie.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26Ah, Rita.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29The camel I adore from afar.
0:11:29 > 0:11:34Don't be jealous, my cherie, you are everything I could want -
0:11:34 > 0:11:39beautiful yet 100% recyclable.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Music!
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