0:00:02 > 0:00:05I was hit by a can, opened it and out popped a genie!
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Three wishes set me free
0:00:07 > 0:00:11# Trust me, I'm a genie... Wish one!
0:00:11 > 0:00:16# And on that first day I got my very own cafe!
0:00:16 > 0:00:21- # Wish two!- That was cool I got my own swimming-pool!
0:00:21 > 0:00:25# But then I dropped the magic can And it filled with sand
0:00:27 > 0:00:30# And the words got jammed
0:00:30 > 0:00:33- # Wish three... - A total catastrophe!
0:00:33 > 0:00:38# The genie raved and ranted But no third wish was granted
0:00:38 > 0:00:42# If one more wish comes true Then I'll be free from you! #
0:00:42 > 0:00:46Trust me, I'm a genie!
0:01:02 > 0:01:05Hi, Rita. It's Diego.
0:01:05 > 0:01:12No, not the one with the Ferrari. Diego, your childhood friend.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15Yeah, that's the one.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18I'm organising a massive sand skiing party.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21Please say you'll come!
0:01:21 > 0:01:26Sand skiing? But, darling, that's so last week.
0:01:26 > 0:01:30Yeah, but, you know, we're in the desert,
0:01:30 > 0:01:33so we don't have much choice.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36That's such a shame. I only ski on snow, darling.
0:01:36 > 0:01:41Sorry, another time, maybe. Bye!
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Scene one, take one.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Diegooooo!
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Diegooooo!
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Oh.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53I've got them!
0:01:55 > 0:02:00Hey, lucky it was only my head.
0:02:00 > 0:02:04That's a nasty bump. You'll need some ice.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31Of course, if there was a genie round here,
0:02:31 > 0:02:34you could have whatever you wanted.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37Ice for Zazzy, snow for Rita.
0:02:37 > 0:02:41But, hey, there is a genie, right here,
0:02:41 > 0:02:43a genie in a little tin can.
0:02:43 > 0:02:47Go on. What are you suggesting?
0:02:47 > 0:02:51The Cool-Mat!
0:02:51 > 0:02:54To some, it's merely a fridge with an integrated sound system,
0:02:54 > 0:02:57ice machine and milkshake mixer.
0:02:57 > 0:03:01But because it's you, I'm throwing in the winter sports option.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Diego, you've got a Cool-Mat!
0:03:07 > 0:03:11Nah, but you're right. You mustn't waste your last wish.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13- HE YAWNS - You're the boss.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Wait! That's what I want.
0:03:16 > 0:03:20- I wish for a Cool-Mat.- Yay!
0:03:20 > 0:03:24I call upon the powers that be...
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Send us a Cool-Mat!
0:03:30 > 0:03:33And set me free!
0:03:33 > 0:03:36DISTANT RUMBLING
0:03:44 > 0:03:47Great Cool-Mat, Ziggy.
0:03:47 > 0:03:52Well, this makes all the difference. I just cut little bits off, right?
0:03:55 > 0:03:59Wow! Did you order that for my bump, Diego?
0:04:02 > 0:04:07Well, bless my bling! Show us what you can do with your board, Larry!
0:04:07 > 0:04:11It's not Hawaii, though I can show you my moves.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Right on. Let's hit the slopes.
0:04:18 > 0:04:22Rita! She'll come now. I've got to call her.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Eh?
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Where are we?
0:04:26 > 0:04:32Hi. He's Ziggy and I'm Diego. This is my cafe.
0:04:32 > 0:04:36Name's Chuck. I've got a cafe too.
0:04:36 > 0:04:40What I want to know is how it ended up here!
0:04:40 > 0:04:41A cafe?
0:04:41 > 0:04:45Up there. Chuck's Cafe.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Any ideas?
0:04:47 > 0:04:49'This is Scoop, live for Oasis TV.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52'A large part of the North Pole has disappeared!
0:04:52 > 0:04:56'Sources say this could only be the work of a genie who lives in a can.
0:04:56 > 0:05:02'We'll be keeping you up-to-date as the story unfolds!'
0:05:02 > 0:05:06- Do you know any genies round here? - Genies? Uh, no.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09HE GROWLS Really?
0:05:09 > 0:05:12Eurgh! Have you had sardines today?
0:05:12 > 0:05:15GROWLING
0:05:15 > 0:05:20Mind what you say to me. When I get hot, I get angry.
0:05:20 > 0:05:26Sir, please believe me when I say, I totally understand.
0:05:27 > 0:05:31We're really sorry your first visit here has started so poorly,
0:05:31 > 0:05:35but if you care to relax, have anything you like from the cafe,
0:05:35 > 0:05:38we'll sort out this little problem for you straightaway.
0:05:40 > 0:05:45Just make yourself comfortable and I'll get someone to take your order.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Coconut cocktail? Coffee? Tea?
0:05:50 > 0:05:54Keep cool, Ziggy. Chill out, there's no rush.
0:05:54 > 0:05:59How do you want me to keep cool when there's a furry beast on our heels?
0:05:59 > 0:06:01If Chucky lays his paws on my can,
0:06:01 > 0:06:05I'm going to end up in his lunch box, like a sardine sandwich!
0:06:05 > 0:06:08And what are you suggesting?
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Are you ever going to use your second brain cell?
0:06:11 > 0:06:13We find the Cool-Mat, the wish is granted,
0:06:13 > 0:06:18- and I'm off before someone offs me. - Ziggy, there is no Cool-Mat.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21Shut up, or you're going to jinx us again!
0:06:21 > 0:06:24I bet my can on it, that it's in the cafe.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Er, a genie, you say?
0:06:29 > 0:06:33Yah, with a can.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36No genies here.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Yes, there's Ziggy. How could I forget that?
0:06:39 > 0:06:42He's not very good, but he's a real genie.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45He must be up there with Diego. ROARING
0:06:53 > 0:06:55WHISTLES APPRECIATIVELY
0:06:55 > 0:06:58Hey, nice place. So, where's the Cool-Mat?
0:06:58 > 0:07:00I don't see it anywhere.
0:07:00 > 0:07:04No worries. A little detection spell and we'll soon find out.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Are you sure that...
0:07:07 > 0:07:10Aaaagh! Stop it, Ziggy!
0:07:10 > 0:07:12But I can't stop trying to stop!
0:07:15 > 0:07:20Whoah! How was I supposed to know? Come on, we have to warn them!
0:07:22 > 0:07:26It has to be here somewhere. What has he done with it?
0:07:26 > 0:07:29Leave it, Ziggy, look what you've done!
0:07:29 > 0:07:31The wish didn't work, that's all.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33It hasn't gone wrong!
0:07:33 > 0:07:37Not this time! DOOR CRASHES OPEN
0:07:38 > 0:07:41HE GROWLS
0:07:41 > 0:07:44OK, fish breath, where did you hide the Cool-Mat?
0:07:44 > 0:07:47Tell me where it is!
0:07:59 > 0:08:00GROWLING
0:08:02 > 0:08:07Say when! You want to take a free pop? Be my guest!
0:08:07 > 0:08:08HE GROWLS
0:08:15 > 0:08:20Ziggy!
0:08:28 > 0:08:31Whoah! Aagh!
0:08:31 > 0:08:35Wow! Where did you learn how to board?
0:08:35 > 0:08:39Never done it before! But I'm a fast learner.
0:08:41 > 0:08:45They must have made friends. They're snowboarding together.
0:08:45 > 0:08:49Hey, fur ball, leave my friend alone!
0:09:17 > 0:09:20No, don't thank me.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22CRACKING NOISE
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Save it for later!
0:09:29 > 0:09:30You OK?
0:09:30 > 0:09:34Never... better!
0:09:34 > 0:09:39So, what are you waiting for? Let's go back and find it!
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Ziggy, there is no Cool-M...
0:09:41 > 0:09:44HE GROWLS
0:09:48 > 0:09:51When I get hot, I get angry!
0:09:51 > 0:09:58Hold on, Ziggy, I'll be back. I'm going to cool you down, Chuck!
0:09:58 > 0:10:00FAN WHIRRING
0:10:05 > 0:10:12Hey! You're a fan of Rita? We were at school together.
0:10:12 > 0:10:16What? You're friends with Rita van Hump?
0:10:16 > 0:10:20Oh, yeah! Want to meet her?
0:10:20 > 0:10:25Do I want to meet her?!
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Here at the World's first and only desert ski resort,
0:10:39 > 0:10:43we await the imminent arrival of global sensation, Rita van Hump!
0:10:43 > 0:10:47So stay tuned and don't go away!
0:10:47 > 0:10:49FLASH BULBS POPPING
0:10:54 > 0:10:58Diego, darling, how did you get all this snow here?
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Hi, Rita.
0:11:00 > 0:11:07Well, hello. Diego, who is your handsome friend?
0:11:07 > 0:11:10Uh, this is Chuck.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Look, it's working again.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Who needs a Cool-Mat anyway?
0:11:29 > 0:11:32How about you wish me a new can?
0:11:32 > 0:11:34'This is live from the North Pole from Oasis TV.'
0:11:34 > 0:11:38It seems the lovely Rita van Hump has given everything up
0:11:38 > 0:11:41for the biggest, toughest care bear of all!
0:11:45 > 0:11:50A little trip to the North Pole, Diego? Just say the word!
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