Pollution Solution

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05I was hit by a can, opened it, and out popped a genie!

0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Three wishes set me free

0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Trust me, I'm a genie

0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Wish one - and on that first day

0:00:13 > 0:00:16# I got my very own cafe - ta-da!

0:00:16 > 0:00:18# Wish two - that was cool

0:00:18 > 0:00:21# I got my own swimming pool - hee-hee!

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# But then I dropped the magic can

0:00:24 > 0:00:27# It filled with sand

0:00:27 > 0:00:30# And the works got jammed

0:00:30 > 0:00:33# Wish three - a total catastrophe

0:00:33 > 0:00:35# The genie raved and ranted

0:00:35 > 0:00:38# But no third wish was granted

0:00:38 > 0:00:41# If one more wish comes true

0:00:41 > 0:00:44# Then I'll be free from you

0:00:44 > 0:00:47# Trust me, I'm a genie. #

0:01:00 > 0:01:02Ooh!

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Hah!

0:01:04 > 0:01:07No more batteries!

0:01:16 > 0:01:19Oh, no, the air con's down again!

0:01:25 > 0:01:29I've boosted the air con, but it'll take half an hour to cool down.

0:01:29 > 0:01:34Chillax, man! The heat, the cold - it's all in your mind.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40- Oh, yeah!- Oh!

0:01:41 > 0:01:44Are you crazy? Do you know how much energy a fridge uses?

0:01:44 > 0:01:46The more it uses, the more it pollutes.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49Let's cut those greenhouse gases.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Oh, and it stinks in there!

0:01:52 > 0:01:55Gone off. Gone off.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57This, mouldy! Urgh!

0:01:58 > 0:02:02There, throw all of this in the bin and don't forget to sort it first.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04Urgh!

0:02:05 > 0:02:08Hey, Zazie, check out my new ride!

0:02:10 > 0:02:11COUGHING

0:02:18 > 0:02:22Too much pollution everywhere.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30If we reduce our electricity consumption during the day

0:02:30 > 0:02:33and build a recycling area with a compost heap,

0:02:33 > 0:02:37we can hope to reduce the oasis's pollution by around 50%.

0:02:38 > 0:02:42Three years? Zazie, that seems like an awful lot of work.

0:02:42 > 0:02:46You, work? You must be joking! Whatever next?

0:02:46 > 0:02:49Anyway, why toil away like mad men for three years

0:02:49 > 0:02:53when, in a few minutes, with one tiny wish...

0:03:05 > 0:03:07Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:03:07 > 0:03:11Diego, I give you the gold medal for eco excellence!

0:03:13 > 0:03:15APPLAUSE

0:03:17 > 0:03:19You've got to do it, Diego.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21This is the best wish of all time.

0:03:21 > 0:03:26Do it for me. No, do it for mother nature.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29Ziggy, I've got it. I know what I want.

0:03:29 > 0:03:34- I wish to rid the oasis of all pollution.- Easy-peasy!

0:03:35 > 0:03:38I call upon the powers that be

0:03:38 > 0:03:42to grant this wish and set me free!

0:03:52 > 0:03:55Poo-woar! This thing sticks!

0:03:59 > 0:04:03It's not surprising. It's an incredibly ugly-looking thing.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05But what can it be?

0:04:06 > 0:04:10That must be the power level meter, but what does it do?

0:04:10 > 0:04:12There!

0:04:15 > 0:04:17Oh!

0:04:20 > 0:04:27Huh? My friends, let me introduce the magic recycler.

0:04:27 > 0:04:31The only machine in the world that identifies and swallows

0:04:31 > 0:04:33all of the oasis's pollution.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35- Eh? - Eh?

0:04:35 > 0:04:38- Oh! - And how does it work?

0:04:39 > 0:04:41"And how does it work?"

0:04:41 > 0:04:46The needle indicates the oasis's current degree of pollution, OK?

0:04:46 > 0:04:48I told you there would be some work to be done.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54ALL: Ooh!

0:04:54 > 0:04:58All we've got to do is feed the machine garbage.

0:04:58 > 0:05:01The dial goes down to zero, and adios, pollution!

0:05:03 > 0:05:05What could be easier?

0:05:17 > 0:05:20The air already seems cleaner to me.

0:05:22 > 0:05:23Urgh!

0:05:23 > 0:05:25Sorry!

0:05:25 > 0:05:29Larry, the cardboard box. Tony, the plastic box there.

0:05:29 > 0:05:34Joe, what did you just put in your pocket? Everything must disappear.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37Diego, your old comic books, in the machine.

0:05:37 > 0:05:43- You don't read them any more.- Erm... - No erming! Recycling is essential.

0:05:43 > 0:05:48Zazie is right. If the machine wants more, give it more. More!

0:05:51 > 0:05:55Rita, darling, what can I do for you?

0:05:55 > 0:05:57Teach me how to drive.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00- What? My car? - Yes, darling.

0:06:00 > 0:06:03Wait! My car!

0:06:04 > 0:06:06- Wait! my tyres! - Ooh!

0:06:07 > 0:06:09Not cool, man.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11Pollutant!

0:06:13 > 0:06:16Woah! Ooh! Aaaargh!

0:06:16 > 0:06:18Pollutant!

0:06:21 > 0:06:24Hey, what are you doing with my nick-nacks?

0:06:24 > 0:06:26Pollutants!

0:06:31 > 0:06:32Pollutant!

0:06:35 > 0:06:37Yee-haa!

0:06:42 > 0:06:46No, wait! My precious knight!

0:06:46 > 0:06:47Ouch!

0:06:48 > 0:06:50Yeah!

0:06:53 > 0:06:56Oh, come on. It's for nature's sake.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59Hey, Ziggy, your pillow.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Pollutant!

0:07:03 > 0:07:09- OK, no more recycling. - We'll go back to the proper way.

0:07:09 > 0:07:13Look! The machine is picking up the rubbish on its own.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16It's a magic recycling machine.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19It must be using its energy to function by itself.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22ALL: Aaaargh!

0:07:24 > 0:07:27Woah! Aaargh!

0:07:28 > 0:07:29Ouch!

0:07:33 > 0:07:34Woah!

0:07:39 > 0:07:42Of course I can drive. See?

0:07:42 > 0:07:45Keep cool. Don't panic. Don't panic!

0:07:45 > 0:07:48How do we open the roof? Is it this switch?

0:07:48 > 0:07:50The steering wheel! Hold it!

0:07:50 > 0:07:54It's not my... Aaargh!

0:07:55 > 0:07:58My brand...new...car!

0:08:08 > 0:08:11Look on the bright side - we still have our homes.

0:08:11 > 0:08:15If we got rid of everything, there's nothing left to pollute.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17The wish is fulfilled.

0:08:17 > 0:08:21Huh? 33 per cent?

0:08:21 > 0:08:2433 per cent? That can't be right!

0:08:24 > 0:08:28But why? Oh, why? What more can we recycle?

0:08:28 > 0:08:30What more could we...?

0:08:38 > 0:08:42It's not fair. It's not fair!

0:08:42 > 0:08:45There's nothing left. Nothing but the desert.

0:08:45 > 0:08:49Nothing that can pollute. Please!

0:08:49 > 0:08:53You! I should have known. Give me my car back right away!

0:08:53 > 0:08:56It's the machine. We can't control it.

0:08:56 > 0:08:59And, anyway, your car is a big pollutant.

0:08:59 > 0:09:03Yes, and it was Zazie's idea to get rid of pollution.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06It's your fault if we've lost everything, especially my bling.

0:09:06 > 0:09:12No! My idea was a natural solution. A compost heap, a recycling area.

0:09:12 > 0:09:16But since nobody listens to me, you chose the easy way out.

0:09:16 > 0:09:22The only one responsible is Ziggy and his useless magic!

0:09:22 > 0:09:24There, look!

0:09:24 > 0:09:28The can, the last piece of litter in the oasis is Ziggy's can.

0:09:28 > 0:09:33So to fulfil the last wish, I have to...

0:09:34 > 0:09:37I'm not sure I really want to now.

0:09:37 > 0:09:39- I think we should help him. - Yeah.

0:09:39 > 0:09:44Someone who had my bling destroyed? Are you joking? Get rid of him!

0:09:44 > 0:09:49All right, so he made mess of things, but he's still our friend.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51MUMBLING

0:09:51 > 0:09:52Take your time!

0:09:52 > 0:09:55Hey! Aaaargh!

0:09:56 > 0:10:01Sam, I disintegrated your car, and what are you going to do about it?

0:10:01 > 0:10:04What?! You little...

0:10:04 > 0:10:08Go on, let it all out. Remember those electric windows?

0:10:08 > 0:10:10The radio? The MP3 player?

0:10:11 > 0:10:15- The leather steering wheel cover? - All right, then.

0:10:25 > 0:10:26Perfect.

0:10:26 > 0:10:30That was a temporary malfunction, and I'm going to fix it.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32Ziggy!

0:10:35 > 0:10:37ALL: Aaaargh!

0:10:47 > 0:10:50C'mon, Rita, let's get out of this crazy place.

0:10:53 > 0:10:56Ziggy. Ziggy. Where's Ziggy?

0:11:01 > 0:11:03Ziggy, are you still there?

0:11:04 > 0:11:09Looks like genies aren't recyclable material.

0:11:13 > 0:11:16Stop. There, that should be just fine.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19Right, so it's glass in this one, paper here,

0:11:19 > 0:11:23and plastic and tins in this one. Understood?

0:11:23 > 0:11:26Do you really think this is how we'll de-pollute the oasis?

0:11:26 > 0:11:31It's important to change our habits by using less energy and recycling.

0:11:31 > 0:11:35Then we'll be really helping the environment.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38Well, erm... Diego?

0:11:38 > 0:11:41Yoo-hoo! Anybody there? Hello!

0:11:41 > 0:11:44My can's stuck in here. C'mon, somebody...

0:11:44 > 0:11:48Oh, no, not again! Hey! Hey!

0:11:48 > 0:11:51Remember me? Trust me, I'm a genie.

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