0:00:02 > 0:00:05I was hit by a can, opened it and out popped a genie!
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Three wishes set me free
0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Trust me I'm a genie
0:00:10 > 0:00:13- # Wish one -- And on that first day
0:00:13 > 0:00:16- # I got my very own cafe -- Ta-da!
0:00:16 > 0:00:18- # Wish two -- That was cool
0:00:18 > 0:00:21- # I got my own swimming pool - - Hee-hee!
0:00:21 > 0:00:23# But then I dropped the magic can
0:00:23 > 0:00:27# And it filled with sand
0:00:27 > 0:00:30# And the works got jammed
0:00:30 > 0:00:33- # Wish three -- A total catastrophe
0:00:33 > 0:00:35# The genie raved and ranted
0:00:35 > 0:00:38# But no third wish was granted
0:00:38 > 0:00:41# If one more wish comes true
0:00:41 > 0:00:44# Then I'll be free from you
0:00:44 > 0:00:47# Trust me I'm a genie. #
0:01:03 > 0:01:07AIRCRAFT ON TV HUM
0:01:16 > 0:01:18TING!
0:01:20 > 0:01:24Look at that cool luxury jet plane!
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Hey, that's some serious bling with wings!
0:01:27 > 0:01:30Huh! Only arrogant people own private jets.
0:01:30 > 0:01:34Thanks for dropping by my humble flying home from home. Ciao!
0:01:34 > 0:01:38You can see more of Sam Sahara at the round-the-world sky race,
0:01:38 > 0:01:41where the winner gets their own luxury private jet!
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Ziggy, my chilli!
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Woooooooo!
0:01:48 > 0:01:50ALL: Ooh!
0:01:50 > 0:01:54Ah! Chilli is perfect for genies to let off steam.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Ah! Let's get to work.
0:01:56 > 0:02:00Hey, Diego, just think what you could do with a luxury jet, huh?
0:02:00 > 0:02:03- Not my style, Ziggy.- Oh, sure, sure!
0:02:03 > 0:02:06I understand how being able to go anywhere, whenever you want,
0:02:06 > 0:02:08isn't your style.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14DISCO MUSIC BLARES
0:02:17 > 0:02:22And being able to party hard at 30,000ft with all your friends.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25Well, that's clearly not your style.
0:02:25 > 0:02:26Yahoo!
0:02:26 > 0:02:31I wish for my own luxury private jet! Oops!
0:02:35 > 0:02:39I call upon the powers that be to grant this wish and set me free!
0:02:47 > 0:02:49MUFFLED: Is it here?
0:02:49 > 0:02:53- Um...kinda.- Oh!
0:02:53 > 0:02:58Hey, I bet it's one of those Swedish self-assembly luxury jets.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01Yep! The rest of it'll be coming any second...now.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10Maybe not. So what is this?
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Another failed wish!
0:03:15 > 0:03:17MACHINE WHIRRS INTO LIFE
0:03:17 > 0:03:19GULP!
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Whoops! Ha, better not get behind the engine.
0:03:26 > 0:03:27Aaargh!
0:03:29 > 0:03:30My TV!
0:03:31 > 0:03:35Forget this thing! You're going to win the round-the-world sky race.
0:03:35 > 0:03:39- Huh?- The first prize is a private luxury jet!
0:03:39 > 0:03:42How can I enter when we don't have a plane?
0:03:44 > 0:03:48Welcome to the round-the-world sky race. They're all here.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51The good, the bad and the ugly.
0:03:51 > 0:03:52Grrrr!
0:03:52 > 0:03:54So, Sam, first prize is a luxury private jet.
0:03:54 > 0:03:59You've got a luxury private jet. People want to know, why bother?!
0:03:59 > 0:04:02Oh, well, I'm finding that one jet just isn't enough
0:04:02 > 0:04:05to store all my acting awards.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Aargh! Oh!
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Me back!
0:04:09 > 0:04:10LAUGHTER
0:04:10 > 0:04:12I'm not too late to compete, am I?
0:04:12 > 0:04:16You mean, you're not the silly mascot thingy?
0:04:16 > 0:04:19No, this is a proper race, for proper planes!
0:04:19 > 0:04:23LAUGHTER
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Don't worry, Diego, we'll show him.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28That first prize is as good as yours!
0:04:28 > 0:04:31And freedom as good as mine!
0:04:31 > 0:04:34On your marks, get set, GO!
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
0:04:47 > 0:04:49BOOM!
0:04:51 > 0:04:54Ooh! They're already just a dot in the distance, man.
0:04:54 > 0:04:55BUZZ!
0:04:55 > 0:04:58That was a fly, Larry. Diego's up there!
0:05:03 > 0:05:07There's no steering system. They need a tail.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09CRASH!
0:05:09 > 0:05:13OK. Are you sure you're ready, Diego?
0:05:13 > 0:05:16I think so. You know, this thing feels a lot heavier than before.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Must be the new steering system.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21- I have got a name, you know! - Come on!
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Too much talking, not enough...
0:05:23 > 0:05:24WHOOOSH!
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Yahoo!
0:05:35 > 0:05:39Aaaargh!
0:05:51 > 0:05:52KAPUT!
0:05:52 > 0:05:56Stupid slow plane! Stupid competition!
0:05:57 > 0:06:01Stupid flying camel!
0:06:01 > 0:06:02Ooh!
0:06:02 > 0:06:05EVIL LAUGH
0:06:08 > 0:06:12- Oh, flying fish?!- That's for making me throw my lunch at you!
0:06:14 > 0:06:18I don't think I can take a whole lot more of this.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20I don't think you'll have to.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22SEAGULLS SHRIEK
0:06:24 > 0:06:27No, get away! Don't touch that button!
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Waargh!
0:06:43 > 0:06:46Waiter, this sushi is raw!
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Hey, when does the in-flight movie start, Diego?
0:06:49 > 0:06:54And I could definitely do with some complimentary refreshments up here.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57I got like a million bugs down my throat! Ugh!
0:06:57 > 0:07:02Be serious, Ziggy. We've got to catch up with Sam and that prize is ours.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09- Hello.- What?! You can't think you'll beat
0:07:09 > 0:07:12my state-of-the-art private jet, can you?
0:07:12 > 0:07:16It's got a Jacuzzi, it's fitted with stealth technology on the inside
0:07:16 > 0:07:20and for sustenance there's a candyfloss maker
0:07:20 > 0:07:22and the finest Tex-Mex meals known to man!
0:07:22 > 0:07:24That does sound pretty good.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Maybe, but we're still level with you,
0:07:27 > 0:07:31and just how much use is a Jacuzzi on a plane anyway?
0:07:31 > 0:07:35Hmm, well, it does mean I can do...this!
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Hey, where's Ziggy?
0:07:43 > 0:07:47I've seen the light. It's glorious!
0:07:47 > 0:07:50And it smells of peanuts!
0:07:52 > 0:07:53Aaaaaah!
0:07:53 > 0:07:56- ELEPHANT TRUMPETS - Aaaargh!
0:07:56 > 0:08:01A-ha! We're nearly there, Ziggy. Where've you been?
0:08:01 > 0:08:04I don't want to talk about it...EVER!
0:08:11 > 0:08:16I just want to beat Sam and his stupid plane.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Go get him, Diego!
0:08:18 > 0:08:23Hips of the desert, scene 26, take 70!
0:08:23 > 0:08:27I can travel for weeks without water
0:08:27 > 0:08:30but not two days without the love of...huh?
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Oh!
0:08:32 > 0:08:34What's that?
0:08:35 > 0:08:37For you, dearest Rita!
0:08:37 > 0:08:43Because your lips are as sweet as pink, pink candyfloss. Farewell!
0:08:44 > 0:08:48And now, a relaxing jaunt to the finish.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Oh, my heart!
0:08:54 > 0:08:57- My nemesis!- My eyes!
0:09:03 > 0:09:08And it looks like it's too close to call! Excitement? You BETCHA!
0:09:10 > 0:09:14No! I must have something that'll stop him.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Oh, farewell, Jacuzzi.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18- Farewell!- Aaargh!
0:09:18 > 0:09:21Nice, Tony. What'd we do without you?
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Farewell, solid gold movie accolades.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Farewell!
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Solid gold?
0:09:27 > 0:09:30I guess you're about to find out!
0:09:33 > 0:09:36I'm the king of the world!
0:09:37 > 0:09:40So long, candyfloss maker.
0:09:40 > 0:09:44- Ow!- Ooh! That stuff IS bad for your teeth!
0:09:44 > 0:09:47And farewell, Tex-Mex chilli.
0:09:47 > 0:09:52Chilli! Oh! Gulp!
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Wooo!
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Blast! I'm toast!
0:10:07 > 0:10:08Aaargh!
0:10:08 > 0:10:10SPLASH!
0:10:14 > 0:10:16AAARGH!
0:10:18 > 0:10:21- We're going to win! - I'm going to be free!- Aaargh!
0:10:21 > 0:10:25- Nothing's going to stop us now! - We don't have any brakes!
0:10:25 > 0:10:29- Abandon engine!- Aaargh!- Whoa!
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Oooh!
0:10:35 > 0:10:37KA-BOOM!
0:10:37 > 0:10:41- I don't suppose that's the sound of victory fireworks, is it?- Hm, no.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Diego, you won!
0:10:43 > 0:10:49That's right, Diego. You are the winner of...a big great nothing!
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Huh?! No!
0:10:54 > 0:10:57ZIGGY SOBS
0:10:57 > 0:11:00DIEGO STRUGGLES
0:11:06 > 0:11:09I used what was left after the explosion to make a work of art.
0:11:09 > 0:11:15It speaks of dreams deferred and materialism undone. Nice!
0:11:19 > 0:11:23Well done, Diego! You've got the free gift!
0:11:24 > 0:11:29Well, I suppose this is one private jet that won't get me into trouble.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Ooh!
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Oh!
0:11:45 > 0:11:47I'm going back to bed.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51What's that now?