0:00:02 > 0:00:05I was hit by a can, opened it and out popped a genie!
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Three wishes set me free
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Trust me I'm a genie
0:00:10 > 0:00:13- # Wish one -- And on that first day
0:00:13 > 0:00:16- # I got my very own cafe -- Taa-daa!
0:00:16 > 0:00:18- # Wish two -- That was cool
0:00:18 > 0:00:22- # I got my own swimming pool - - Hee-hee!
0:00:22 > 0:00:25# But then I dropped the magic can
0:00:25 > 0:00:27# It filled with sand
0:00:27 > 0:00:30# And the works got jammed
0:00:30 > 0:00:33- # Wish three -- a total catastrophe
0:00:33 > 0:00:35# The genie raved and ranted
0:00:35 > 0:00:38# But no third wish was granted
0:00:38 > 0:00:41# If one more wish comes true
0:00:41 > 0:00:44# Then I'll be free from you
0:00:44 > 0:00:47# Trust me I'm a genie. #
0:01:02 > 0:01:05'We're live with Sam Sahara, famed for the whitest teeth
0:01:05 > 0:01:09'in the business, he's playing a challenging role,
0:01:09 > 0:01:12'as the dot above the "i" of the Oasiswood sign.'
0:01:13 > 0:01:18I just hope my perfect teeth shining out across Oasiswood,
0:01:18 > 0:01:21can promote good dental hygiene.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24Remember, your dentist loves you very much.
0:01:29 > 0:01:35Wow! Sam Sahara's perfect teeth really promote good dental hygiene.
0:01:38 > 0:01:43I'm going to go to a nice dentist to get my dodgy tooth looked at.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Toothache still bothering you, huh?
0:01:51 > 0:01:56So that's where the TV remote went!
0:01:56 > 0:01:59This is, without doubt, the most disgusting mouth
0:01:59 > 0:02:02I've ever stuck my head in.
0:02:08 > 0:02:12- Phew, good job then I'm going to see a dentist.- Wise up, Mister.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15This goes way past your average dentist.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Teeth that bad need specialist work.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21We're talking major construction here.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Yep, you'll need this taken out.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25DRILLING
0:02:25 > 0:02:27And that'll come off.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29SAWING
0:02:29 > 0:02:32And this...
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Oh, no, my mistake, I meant this.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36LOUD DRILLING
0:02:36 > 0:02:40Or, you could just use a wish to fix that tooth.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43A genie wish to cure my choppers.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53PLINKING
0:03:01 > 0:03:05Ziggy, I wish to cure my toothache without going to a dentist
0:03:05 > 0:03:08- or have any construction work. - You got it.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10I call upon the powers that be...
0:03:10 > 0:03:14Oh, whatever he said, and set me free!
0:03:23 > 0:03:27Ah! The old wish by post solution.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30We'll send your teeth off to be fixed,
0:03:30 > 0:03:33while you stay put and don't feel a thing.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Once that toothache's fixed,
0:03:40 > 0:03:43the wish'll be granted and I'll be free at last.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46Better make yourself presentable.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Hooo-whoooo!
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Cock-a-doodle-do.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Larry swallowed his foot in an accident
0:04:21 > 0:04:24because of a faulty yoga mat.
0:04:24 > 0:04:28And just look at my wind turbine.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Think you've got it bad?
0:04:30 > 0:04:33I never bite my fingernails, but somebody has!
0:04:33 > 0:04:39Guys, I think you'd better see this. Be warned, it's pretty scary stuff.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42- Ahh!- Sorry, wrong channel.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45- 'The city is under attack.'- Ahh!
0:04:45 > 0:04:49'More nibbling attacks were reported from the city.
0:04:49 > 0:04:53'A crazed pair of camel teeth seem to be biting
0:04:53 > 0:04:55'everything they come across!'
0:04:55 > 0:04:58People should go indoors and cover up.
0:04:58 > 0:05:02"Crazed pair of camel teeth... Crazed pair of camel teeth..."
0:05:10 > 0:05:13This sesame seed cracker Diego bit yesterday
0:05:13 > 0:05:16matches these teeth marks exactly.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19I think we all know what this means.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Wind turbines are healthier than crackers?
0:05:22 > 0:05:28- No! That Diego's teeth have turned evil!- Ahh!
0:05:30 > 0:05:35- Ahhh!- Ahhh!- Ahh!
0:05:37 > 0:05:41Ahh!
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Ahh!
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Ahh!
0:05:53 > 0:05:56- Ahh!- Why-ey-ay.
0:05:59 > 0:06:04Right, Diego's teeth are gone AWOL and it's up to us to catch them
0:06:04 > 0:06:07and get them to a dentist, fast.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10- Let me hear you say, "Ho-o." - "Hey-o."
0:06:10 > 0:06:12- "Ho-o."- "Hey-o."
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Who-ha, who-ha.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18Soldier, your face is a disgrace to this unit!
0:06:18 > 0:06:21Look at those lips, suck 'em up, boy.
0:06:22 > 0:06:27Our enemy is smart, our enemy is sneaky,
0:06:27 > 0:06:29but I think we can all smell that.
0:06:34 > 0:06:41That's the smell of a wish, I mean...a cause worth fighting for!
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Now, tool up and let's do this!
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Hey-o!
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Help! Help!
0:07:05 > 0:07:07These teeth are making me late
0:07:07 > 0:07:12for a totally important hairdressing appointment, help!
0:07:12 > 0:07:15Help!
0:07:15 > 0:07:18There they are!
0:07:23 > 0:07:26Nibblers are on the move.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Say, "Cheese."
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Weg-ey jo-go?
0:07:48 > 0:07:50BANG!
0:07:58 > 0:08:03Operation code name Romantic Picnic is a-go!
0:08:05 > 0:08:10Ah-ah-atishoo!
0:08:25 > 0:08:28Go, go, go, go!
0:08:28 > 0:08:31- Got 'em!- You little...!
0:08:31 > 0:08:34Scorpion down, scorpion down.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48Get your free industrial strength caramel!
0:08:48 > 0:08:51Guaranteed to give any jaw a thorough work-out.
0:08:51 > 0:08:56Don't take my word for it, check out the before and after pics.
0:09:02 > 0:09:06Steady, steady...
0:09:06 > 0:09:12Oh! He drooled on my claw.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Ow!
0:09:14 > 0:09:19Ha-ha! Diego's biting his own backside, that's a riot!
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Better hop on if you want him to slow down.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24It's... It's not working!
0:09:24 > 0:09:28How do we get him to let go of Diego's butt?
0:09:28 > 0:09:33A sudden gasp should do it. Soldier, we need some juicy gossip, quick!
0:09:33 > 0:09:36Sir, yes, sir. Diego's napkins at the cafe
0:09:36 > 0:09:40- are toilet paper folded into triangles!- Wahh!
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Huh!
0:09:50 > 0:09:53They've given us the slip for good this time.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55- Oh!- Ha-ha!
0:09:55 > 0:09:58BEEP BEEP
0:09:58 > 0:10:01Wait a sec, if Sam Sahara is here,
0:10:01 > 0:10:07- then who's the dot on the "i" of the Oasiswood sign?- Up to the hills!
0:10:07 > 0:10:10Hooo-whoooo!
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Hooo-whoooo!
0:10:14 > 0:10:17Man, what a heinous set of nibblers.
0:10:17 > 0:10:21We'll have to go up there, any volunteers?
0:10:21 > 0:10:24Sir, yes, sir.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27They're your teeth, drool monkey.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30Get up there and bring 'em down here.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Your nibbling days are over.
0:10:36 > 0:10:41We're sending you to get fixed and granting that wish.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44- Ahh!- Ahh!
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Oh! You saved me,
0:10:48 > 0:10:50how can I ever thank you?
0:10:55 > 0:10:57They didn't mean any harm, they just dreamt
0:10:57 > 0:11:00of a life with better dental hygiene.
0:11:00 > 0:11:04Come home, boys. We'll visit the dentist.
0:11:04 > 0:11:10Oh! Not again!
0:11:15 > 0:11:17So that's what turned my teeth evil,
0:11:17 > 0:11:20no more sesame seed crackers for my choppers.
0:11:20 > 0:11:24Just plenty of love and regular checkups.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27Hey, can I get your autograph? Dentists are the best!
0:11:31 > 0:11:35Good night, tooth. Goodnight, tooth. Good night, tooth.
0:11:35 > 0:11:41Good night, tooth. I love you all very much.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45Hooo-whoooo!
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Ahh!
0:11:49 > 0:11:52Ha-ha!
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