The Infernal Labyrinth

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05I was hit by a can, opened it and out popped a genie!

0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Three wishes set me free

0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Trust me, I'm a genie

0:00:10 > 0:00:13- # Wish one... - And on that first day

0:00:13 > 0:00:16- # I got my very own cafe - Ta-da!

0:00:16 > 0:00:18- # Wish two... - That was cool

0:00:18 > 0:00:22- # I got my own swimming pool - Hee-hee!

0:00:22 > 0:00:25# But then I dropped the magic can

0:00:25 > 0:00:27# It filled with sand

0:00:27 > 0:00:30# And the words got jammed

0:00:30 > 0:00:33- # Wish three - - A total catastrophe

0:00:33 > 0:00:35# The genie raved and ranted

0:00:35 > 0:00:38# But no third wish was granted

0:00:38 > 0:00:41# If one more wish comes true

0:00:41 > 0:00:44# Then I'll be free from you

0:00:44 > 0:00:47# Trust me, I'm a genie. #

0:01:04 > 0:01:07Oh, this thing's so itchy.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10What was that?

0:01:10 > 0:01:11Oh, what a ridiculous...

0:01:11 > 0:01:13SQUEAKING

0:01:13 > 0:01:15So, where's Diego?

0:01:15 > 0:01:16Hear ye, hear ye.

0:01:16 > 0:01:20Welcome, my dear dwarf, barbarian, elf and magician friends.

0:01:20 > 0:01:23(I can't believe I'm actually saying this.)

0:01:23 > 0:01:30A warm round of applause for the brave Sir Diego Camel-hot.

0:01:30 > 0:01:31Ta-da!

0:01:31 > 0:01:35Your situation is serious. A new enemy arises,

0:01:35 > 0:01:37both sneaky and crafty.

0:01:37 > 0:01:41Only we can overcome him and reap rich rewards and much honour.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43Fellowship of the oasis,

0:01:43 > 0:01:46prepare to face the infernal labyrinth

0:01:46 > 0:01:49with its terrifying Cyclops.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51Who's with me?

0:01:51 > 0:01:54The goal is to steal Cyclops' treasure

0:01:54 > 0:01:57and get out of the labyrinth first.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59Simple, right? But, watch out.

0:01:59 > 0:02:03If you land on a red square, the Cyclops will take you prisoner,

0:02:03 > 0:02:06so you have to wait for another player to free you. OK, guys?

0:02:14 > 0:02:17Yeah, right. How about we go and count raindrops?

0:02:17 > 0:02:19ALL: Yeah!

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Hey, come back! This game's fantastic.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27I'm sorry they don't like your game, Diego.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30But maybe if you were to lead them on a real quest

0:02:30 > 0:02:35and show them you're a proper knight - trust me, I'm a genie.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Our quest is nearly done.

0:02:40 > 0:02:44Behold the treasure of the ancients. Forward, ho!

0:02:50 > 0:02:53W-o-o-o-a-a-a-h!

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Carpet of light!

0:02:55 > 0:02:57ALL: A-a-a-a-h-h-h!

0:03:00 > 0:03:01A-a-a-a-h-h-h!

0:03:01 > 0:03:04BOTH: This is the end of the world!

0:03:06 > 0:03:09We're being attacked by vegetarian vampires.

0:03:09 > 0:03:10SHE GASPS

0:03:10 > 0:03:14Let there be light, you vampires.

0:03:15 > 0:03:17BATS SQUEAK

0:03:22 > 0:03:25By my divine sword, we have found the treasure.

0:03:27 > 0:03:30Dear friends, the treasure is ours.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33ALL: Hoorah! Hoorah for Diego!

0:03:34 > 0:03:39You're so right, Ziggy. I wish I could succeed in a real quest.

0:03:39 > 0:03:40What did I tell you?

0:03:42 > 0:03:44I call upon the powers that be

0:03:44 > 0:03:48to grant this wish and set me free!

0:03:52 > 0:03:56THUNDER RUMBLES

0:03:56 > 0:03:57What's this all about?

0:03:57 > 0:04:00ALL: W-o-o-o-a-a-a-h!

0:04:00 > 0:04:04- It could do with a bit of a dusting. - Absolutely filthy.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08What is this mess? Where are we?

0:04:08 > 0:04:12Ha-ha-ha! We're in Diego's game.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14Look at the red squares.

0:04:14 > 0:04:19Huh? I'm in a game? There's no way that I belong here.

0:04:19 > 0:04:20Where do I find the way out?

0:04:21 > 0:04:26Very simple. Find the treasure and get it out of here before time's up.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29The first to succeed will be the grand champion.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32The quest will start when the hourglass turns over.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36BOTH: Treasure? For real? Me first!

0:04:36 > 0:04:40For me, it's a bit more of a spiritual quest.

0:04:40 > 0:04:41Oooh, this should be fun.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Let's go!

0:04:43 > 0:04:45We're meant to stay as a group.

0:04:45 > 0:04:49I haven't even told you about the traps. Wait!

0:04:49 > 0:04:53With a little help from me, Diego will find the treasure first.

0:04:53 > 0:04:57The wish will be granted and I will be free at last!

0:04:57 > 0:04:59Hee-hee-hee!

0:05:02 > 0:05:04Help me! Help me!

0:05:04 > 0:05:07My heel's broken.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09Help me, oh noble magician.

0:05:09 > 0:05:12And I will show you the way out of here.

0:05:12 > 0:05:17Ha-ha-ha! Yeah, all the way to the red squares.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Don't move. Larry's here.

0:05:23 > 0:05:24Easy does it.

0:05:24 > 0:05:29Um, erm, my noble lord, let me reward you with a kiss.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31Please, close your eyes.

0:05:32 > 0:05:35Oh, you're going to make me blush.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40Hoo-hoo! Woo-hoo!

0:05:40 > 0:05:42Ribbit!

0:05:42 > 0:05:44W-o-o-o-a-a-a-h!

0:05:44 > 0:05:47Hee-hee-hee! One down, three to go.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50A-a-a-a-h-h-h!

0:05:53 > 0:05:57HE GROWLS

0:05:57 > 0:05:58What's up, bro?

0:05:58 > 0:06:01R-r-r-r-a-a-a!

0:06:02 > 0:06:04Chill out, man.

0:06:05 > 0:06:07Come on.

0:06:07 > 0:06:08Oooh!

0:06:08 > 0:06:10Come on, lovey. Have a go.

0:06:10 > 0:06:14Whoever hits the bull's-eye, gets the biggest prize.

0:06:14 > 0:06:15Oh, me, me, me. I can do it!

0:06:21 > 0:06:22You missed!

0:06:22 > 0:06:27But your consolation prize is a ride on the helter-skelter.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30The helter-skelter? Oh, how exciting!

0:06:32 > 0:06:34A-a-a-a-h-h-h!

0:06:38 > 0:06:41Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Who's next?

0:06:41 > 0:06:43W-o-o-o-a-a-a-h!

0:06:45 > 0:06:48HE GROWLS

0:06:48 > 0:06:52Hey. Hey-o! Guys, are you there?

0:06:52 > 0:06:55Oh, the bonus chest.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57Lady Luck is with me.

0:06:57 > 0:07:00Oh, a magic shield.

0:07:00 > 0:07:04Or a magic Frisbee. Whatever. It's got to be a magic something.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08GROANING

0:07:08 > 0:07:12A-a-a-a-h-h-h! Beware! I'm armed and dangerous.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14I could really, really hurt you.

0:07:16 > 0:07:17That was easy!

0:07:17 > 0:07:19The treasure will be ours.

0:07:19 > 0:07:23Best thing we ever did - teaming up like this.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26There. A gold coin. If there's one...

0:07:26 > 0:07:28There'll be loads more.

0:07:28 > 0:07:31BOTH: The treasure will be all mine.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36- Huh?- Huh?

0:07:36 > 0:07:38BOTH: Wo-o-o-o-a-a-a-h!

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Oooh, chocolate.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43You see, greed gets you nowhere, boys.

0:07:43 > 0:07:47Diego! Diego, wait for me!

0:07:47 > 0:07:50BOTH: W-o-o-o-a-a-a-h!

0:07:50 > 0:07:52Where are we, now?

0:07:52 > 0:07:55GROWLING

0:07:59 > 0:08:03Time's running out. Let's find the treasure and fulfil the quest.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05Follow me, my good knight.

0:08:05 > 0:08:08There's the treasure. And the exit's behind it.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10Hurry up, Diego.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12The coast is clear.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15ALL: Diego! Diego!

0:08:15 > 0:08:16Don't move, my friends!

0:08:16 > 0:08:18ROARING

0:08:18 > 0:08:22Who dares to steal my treasure?

0:08:24 > 0:08:25Distract the keeper.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32R-r-r-r-a-a-a-h!

0:08:32 > 0:08:36Come back. Stop. Stop!

0:08:39 > 0:08:41CRASHING

0:08:50 > 0:08:52Thanks for saving us, Diego.

0:08:52 > 0:08:56At last, the fellowship of the oasis is united.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58Together, we're invincible.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00Come on. Charge!

0:09:00 > 0:09:01R-r-r-a-a-a-h!

0:09:01 > 0:09:04In the name of sand and surf, be gone!

0:09:06 > 0:09:09Let the suction arrow save us.

0:09:09 > 0:09:10Whoops!

0:09:11 > 0:09:13Let's negotiate.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15BOTH: This is our gullet blaster!

0:09:18 > 0:09:20R-r-r-r-r-a-a-a-h!

0:09:20 > 0:09:22That's blown it.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29Of course. The magic shield.

0:09:39 > 0:09:43Great stuff, Diego. You really got...

0:09:43 > 0:09:45W-a-a-a-h-h-h!

0:09:45 > 0:09:47R-r-r-r-a-a-a-h!

0:09:50 > 0:09:53My contact lens! At last.

0:09:53 > 0:09:57After all these centuries, I've found it.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:10:05 > 0:10:08I can see, I can see, I can see, I can see.

0:10:11 > 0:10:12Look, time's almost up.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15Quick! Grab the treasure and scram.

0:10:16 > 0:10:17Ow!

0:10:20 > 0:10:22A-a-a-a-h-h-h!

0:10:25 > 0:10:30Fellowship of the oasis, we must save Sir Diego. Forward!

0:10:40 > 0:10:44You thought you'd get away with it, did you?

0:10:44 > 0:10:45Mwah-ha-ha!

0:10:45 > 0:10:47Throw us the treasure, Tony.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51Ziggy, you have to do something.

0:10:51 > 0:10:52Well, all right.

0:11:01 > 0:11:04Huh? No, not you!

0:11:04 > 0:11:06Not you!

0:11:06 > 0:11:08I've failed again.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11That was stupendous.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13I've failed again.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15HE SOBS

0:11:15 > 0:11:19Come on, Ziggy. You saved us. I'm proud of you guys.

0:11:19 > 0:11:22By the way, where is my treasure that I won?

0:11:26 > 0:11:29I don't see why it should be your treasure.

0:11:29 > 0:11:30Let's share it.

0:11:33 > 0:11:36After all that, it's only chocolate.

0:11:36 > 0:11:39It's only a game. What do you expect?

0:11:39 > 0:11:42All right, then. Let's share.

0:11:45 > 0:11:48Hey, want to play again?

0:11:48 > 0:11:50ALL: Ha-ha-ha-ha!

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