0:00:02 > 0:00:05I was hit by a can, opened it and out popped a genie!
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Three wishes set me free
0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Trust me, I'm a genie
0:00:10 > 0:00:13- # Wish one... - And on that first day
0:00:13 > 0:00:16- # I got my very own cafe - Ta-da!
0:00:16 > 0:00:18- # Wish two... - That was cool
0:00:18 > 0:00:22- # I got my own swimming pool - Hee-hee!
0:00:22 > 0:00:25# But then I dropped the magic can
0:00:25 > 0:00:27# It filled with sand
0:00:27 > 0:00:30# And the words got jammed
0:00:30 > 0:00:33- # Wish three - - A total catastrophe
0:00:33 > 0:00:35# The genie raved and ranted
0:00:35 > 0:00:38# But no third wish was granted
0:00:38 > 0:00:41# If one more wish comes true
0:00:41 > 0:00:44# Then I'll be free from you
0:00:44 > 0:00:47# Trust me, I'm a genie. #
0:01:04 > 0:01:07Oh, this thing's so itchy.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10What was that?
0:01:10 > 0:01:11Oh, what a ridiculous...
0:01:11 > 0:01:13SQUEAKING
0:01:13 > 0:01:15So, where's Diego?
0:01:15 > 0:01:16Hear ye, hear ye.
0:01:16 > 0:01:20Welcome, my dear dwarf, barbarian, elf and magician friends.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23(I can't believe I'm actually saying this.)
0:01:23 > 0:01:30A warm round of applause for the brave Sir Diego Camel-hot.
0:01:30 > 0:01:31Ta-da!
0:01:31 > 0:01:35Your situation is serious. A new enemy arises,
0:01:35 > 0:01:37both sneaky and crafty.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41Only we can overcome him and reap rich rewards and much honour.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Fellowship of the oasis,
0:01:43 > 0:01:46prepare to face the infernal labyrinth
0:01:46 > 0:01:49with its terrifying Cyclops.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Who's with me?
0:01:51 > 0:01:54The goal is to steal Cyclops' treasure
0:01:54 > 0:01:57and get out of the labyrinth first.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Simple, right? But, watch out.
0:01:59 > 0:02:03If you land on a red square, the Cyclops will take you prisoner,
0:02:03 > 0:02:06so you have to wait for another player to free you. OK, guys?
0:02:14 > 0:02:17Yeah, right. How about we go and count raindrops?
0:02:17 > 0:02:19ALL: Yeah!
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Hey, come back! This game's fantastic.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27I'm sorry they don't like your game, Diego.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30But maybe if you were to lead them on a real quest
0:02:30 > 0:02:35and show them you're a proper knight - trust me, I'm a genie.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Our quest is nearly done.
0:02:40 > 0:02:44Behold the treasure of the ancients. Forward, ho!
0:02:50 > 0:02:53W-o-o-o-a-a-a-h!
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Carpet of light!
0:02:55 > 0:02:57ALL: A-a-a-a-h-h-h!
0:03:00 > 0:03:01A-a-a-a-h-h-h!
0:03:01 > 0:03:04BOTH: This is the end of the world!
0:03:06 > 0:03:09We're being attacked by vegetarian vampires.
0:03:09 > 0:03:10SHE GASPS
0:03:10 > 0:03:14Let there be light, you vampires.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17BATS SQUEAK
0:03:22 > 0:03:25By my divine sword, we have found the treasure.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Dear friends, the treasure is ours.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33ALL: Hoorah! Hoorah for Diego!
0:03:34 > 0:03:39You're so right, Ziggy. I wish I could succeed in a real quest.
0:03:39 > 0:03:40What did I tell you?
0:03:42 > 0:03:44I call upon the powers that be
0:03:44 > 0:03:48to grant this wish and set me free!
0:03:52 > 0:03:56THUNDER RUMBLES
0:03:56 > 0:03:57What's this all about?
0:03:57 > 0:04:00ALL: W-o-o-o-a-a-a-h!
0:04:00 > 0:04:04- It could do with a bit of a dusting. - Absolutely filthy.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08What is this mess? Where are we?
0:04:08 > 0:04:12Ha-ha-ha! We're in Diego's game.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Look at the red squares.
0:04:14 > 0:04:19Huh? I'm in a game? There's no way that I belong here.
0:04:19 > 0:04:20Where do I find the way out?
0:04:21 > 0:04:26Very simple. Find the treasure and get it out of here before time's up.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29The first to succeed will be the grand champion.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32The quest will start when the hourglass turns over.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36BOTH: Treasure? For real? Me first!
0:04:36 > 0:04:40For me, it's a bit more of a spiritual quest.
0:04:40 > 0:04:41Oooh, this should be fun.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Let's go!
0:04:43 > 0:04:45We're meant to stay as a group.
0:04:45 > 0:04:49I haven't even told you about the traps. Wait!
0:04:49 > 0:04:53With a little help from me, Diego will find the treasure first.
0:04:53 > 0:04:57The wish will be granted and I will be free at last!
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Hee-hee-hee!
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Help me! Help me!
0:05:04 > 0:05:07My heel's broken.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Help me, oh noble magician.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12And I will show you the way out of here.
0:05:12 > 0:05:17Ha-ha-ha! Yeah, all the way to the red squares.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Don't move. Larry's here.
0:05:23 > 0:05:24Easy does it.
0:05:24 > 0:05:29Um, erm, my noble lord, let me reward you with a kiss.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Please, close your eyes.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Oh, you're going to make me blush.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Hoo-hoo! Woo-hoo!
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Ribbit!
0:05:42 > 0:05:44W-o-o-o-a-a-a-h!
0:05:44 > 0:05:47Hee-hee-hee! One down, three to go.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50A-a-a-a-h-h-h!
0:05:53 > 0:05:57HE GROWLS
0:05:57 > 0:05:58What's up, bro?
0:05:58 > 0:06:01R-r-r-r-a-a-a!
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Chill out, man.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Come on.
0:06:07 > 0:06:08Oooh!
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Come on, lovey. Have a go.
0:06:10 > 0:06:14Whoever hits the bull's-eye, gets the biggest prize.
0:06:14 > 0:06:15Oh, me, me, me. I can do it!
0:06:21 > 0:06:22You missed!
0:06:22 > 0:06:27But your consolation prize is a ride on the helter-skelter.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30The helter-skelter? Oh, how exciting!
0:06:32 > 0:06:34A-a-a-a-h-h-h!
0:06:38 > 0:06:41Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Who's next?
0:06:41 > 0:06:43W-o-o-o-a-a-a-h!
0:06:45 > 0:06:48HE GROWLS
0:06:48 > 0:06:52Hey. Hey-o! Guys, are you there?
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Oh, the bonus chest.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Lady Luck is with me.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00Oh, a magic shield.
0:07:00 > 0:07:04Or a magic Frisbee. Whatever. It's got to be a magic something.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08GROANING
0:07:08 > 0:07:12A-a-a-a-h-h-h! Beware! I'm armed and dangerous.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14I could really, really hurt you.
0:07:16 > 0:07:17That was easy!
0:07:17 > 0:07:19The treasure will be ours.
0:07:19 > 0:07:23Best thing we ever did - teaming up like this.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26There. A gold coin. If there's one...
0:07:26 > 0:07:28There'll be loads more.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31BOTH: The treasure will be all mine.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36- Huh?- Huh?
0:07:36 > 0:07:38BOTH: Wo-o-o-o-a-a-a-h!
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Oooh, chocolate.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43You see, greed gets you nowhere, boys.
0:07:43 > 0:07:47Diego! Diego, wait for me!
0:07:47 > 0:07:50BOTH: W-o-o-o-a-a-a-h!
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Where are we, now?
0:07:52 > 0:07:55GROWLING
0:07:59 > 0:08:03Time's running out. Let's find the treasure and fulfil the quest.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Follow me, my good knight.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08There's the treasure. And the exit's behind it.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Hurry up, Diego.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12The coast is clear.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15ALL: Diego! Diego!
0:08:15 > 0:08:16Don't move, my friends!
0:08:16 > 0:08:18ROARING
0:08:18 > 0:08:22Who dares to steal my treasure?
0:08:24 > 0:08:25Distract the keeper.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32R-r-r-r-a-a-a-h!
0:08:32 > 0:08:36Come back. Stop. Stop!
0:08:39 > 0:08:41CRASHING
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Thanks for saving us, Diego.
0:08:52 > 0:08:56At last, the fellowship of the oasis is united.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Together, we're invincible.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Come on. Charge!
0:09:00 > 0:09:01R-r-r-a-a-a-h!
0:09:01 > 0:09:04In the name of sand and surf, be gone!
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Let the suction arrow save us.
0:09:09 > 0:09:10Whoops!
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Let's negotiate.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15BOTH: This is our gullet blaster!
0:09:18 > 0:09:20R-r-r-r-r-a-a-a-h!
0:09:20 > 0:09:22That's blown it.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Of course. The magic shield.
0:09:39 > 0:09:43Great stuff, Diego. You really got...
0:09:43 > 0:09:45W-a-a-a-h-h-h!
0:09:45 > 0:09:47R-r-r-r-a-a-a-h!
0:09:50 > 0:09:53My contact lens! At last.
0:09:53 > 0:09:57After all these centuries, I've found it.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:10:05 > 0:10:08I can see, I can see, I can see, I can see.
0:10:11 > 0:10:12Look, time's almost up.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15Quick! Grab the treasure and scram.
0:10:16 > 0:10:17Ow!
0:10:20 > 0:10:22A-a-a-a-h-h-h!
0:10:25 > 0:10:30Fellowship of the oasis, we must save Sir Diego. Forward!
0:10:40 > 0:10:44You thought you'd get away with it, did you?
0:10:44 > 0:10:45Mwah-ha-ha!
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Throw us the treasure, Tony.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Ziggy, you have to do something.
0:10:51 > 0:10:52Well, all right.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04Huh? No, not you!
0:11:04 > 0:11:06Not you!
0:11:06 > 0:11:08I've failed again.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11That was stupendous.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13I've failed again.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15HE SOBS
0:11:15 > 0:11:19Come on, Ziggy. You saved us. I'm proud of you guys.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22By the way, where is my treasure that I won?
0:11:26 > 0:11:29I don't see why it should be your treasure.
0:11:29 > 0:11:30Let's share it.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36After all that, it's only chocolate.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39It's only a game. What do you expect?
0:11:39 > 0:11:42All right, then. Let's share.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48Hey, want to play again?
0:11:48 > 0:11:50ALL: Ha-ha-ha-ha!
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