0:00:02 > 0:00:05I was hit by a can, opened it and out popped a genie!
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Three wishes set me free
0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Trust me, I'm a genie
0:00:10 > 0:00:13- # Wish one! - # And on that first day
0:00:13 > 0:00:16- # I got me very own cafe! - Ta-da!
0:00:16 > 0:00:18- # Wish two! - # That was cool
0:00:18 > 0:00:21# I got me own swimming pool!
0:00:21 > 0:00:25- # Hee-hee! - # But then I dropped the magic can
0:00:25 > 0:00:27# It filled with sand
0:00:27 > 0:00:30# And the works got jammed!
0:00:30 > 0:00:33- # Wish three - # A total catastrophe!
0:00:33 > 0:00:35# The genie raved and ranted
0:00:35 > 0:00:38# But no third wish was granted
0:00:38 > 0:00:41# If one more wish comes true
0:00:41 > 0:00:44# Then I'll be free from you!
0:00:44 > 0:00:46# So trust me, I'm a genie. #
0:00:57 > 0:01:03Ah, this is the life! No cares, no worries.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08- TV:- We're at the Oasiswood helipad,
0:01:08 > 0:01:12where the Mayor is leaving for a surprise visit to...
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Not here. Don't come here.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17..the oasis!
0:01:17 > 0:01:20No, I can't believe it!
0:01:24 > 0:01:30- So the Mayor's coming. Big deal. - What? The Mayor's completely crazy!
0:01:30 > 0:01:34He'll knock me cafe down to make way for a statue of a hot dog.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37He'll turn the swimming pool into an octopus sanctuary.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Who knows what ideas he's got.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Y'know, sometimes you're just a big...
0:01:42 > 0:01:45a big ideas kind of guy. Yeah!
0:01:45 > 0:01:49I wouldn't have thought of using a wish to find out, like you did.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52You're right, reading the Mayor's mind would help.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55What if he likes sushiburger with chilli milkshake?
0:01:55 > 0:01:58He would absolutely LOVE this cafe!
0:01:58 > 0:02:02Reading the Mayor's mind could save my cafe?
0:02:19 > 0:02:24- Let's do it! I wish to read the Mayor's mind.- You got it!
0:02:24 > 0:02:29I call upon the powers that be, grant this wish and set me free!
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Huh! Not exactly hi-tech, is it? How does it work?
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Well, obviously you have to, erm...
0:02:49 > 0:02:53- Ow!- How about if I ask it nicely?
0:02:53 > 0:02:58O great stone thingy, let me read the Mayor's mind.
0:03:00 > 0:03:04Like I said, you just have to ask nicely.
0:03:07 > 0:03:13Er, Ziggy, are you sure it's safe to be left in the sun like that?
0:03:13 > 0:03:17Oh, it's OK. It must be searching for your brain.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19It could take some time.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22I thought it'd be more dangerous than this.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Whoa, whoa! Whoa, Ziggy!
0:03:29 > 0:03:33I bet the Mayor wants my jewellery collection open to the public,
0:03:33 > 0:03:36the twisted, sneaky, no-good meddler!
0:03:42 > 0:03:46What's the Mayor up to? What's his game?
0:03:46 > 0:03:49What has he got planned? What will he do?!
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Wow, the Mayor's mind.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Strange how it doesn't know what it's up to.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57- Weird voice, too.- Hey, wait a minute.
0:03:57 > 0:04:01If you're reading the Mayor's mind, how come I'm not free?
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Y'know, in some ways, the Mayor's a bit like...
0:04:08 > 0:04:12Zazie! Oh, noooo! We're in the wrong head!
0:04:12 > 0:04:15- TV:- Scoop here, with a live update.
0:04:15 > 0:04:19- Mr Mayor, what's the most important part of your visit?- Well,
0:04:19 > 0:04:22the most important part is that I'm in charge
0:04:22 > 0:04:25and I can do what I like,
0:04:25 > 0:04:30such as crush people's homes to make way for some really exciting chains.
0:04:30 > 0:04:34I'm sure the good folk of the oasis will welcome you with open arms!
0:04:36 > 0:04:41Whoa! Somebody bring the ground nearer!
0:04:41 > 0:04:45- A lot nearer!- Quit yelling! I'm trying to work out what happened.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Hey, you!
0:04:47 > 0:04:50Leave our oasis alone!
0:04:50 > 0:04:53OK, I get it. This is not real,
0:04:53 > 0:04:57it's what Zazie's thinking. I'll try to change her mind.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Zazie, go to the cafe!
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Yeah, go on to the cafe.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Or anywhere at ground level.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Go to the cafe!
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Go to the cafe! Go to the cafe!
0:05:10 > 0:05:14We did it! We changed Zazie's mind!
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Right! So...where's me cafe?
0:05:18 > 0:05:23- Ah!- Wha'?- There it is. Er, we're still in Zazie's head, right?
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Zazie, repeat after me -
0:05:25 > 0:05:30O crystal, please let Diego read the Mayor's mind.
0:05:30 > 0:05:36- O crystal...- ..please let Diego read the Mayor's mind.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39Huh? Why did I say that?
0:05:40 > 0:05:43Er, Diego, what's going on here?
0:05:44 > 0:05:47Woah!
0:05:49 > 0:05:53Yes, I know how the Mayor's mind works!
0:05:53 > 0:05:56Give him a big welcome and he'll be no trouble.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Ooh!
0:06:08 > 0:06:12I guess the crystal sent us to the wrong head again.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Larry, I want you to, er...
0:06:15 > 0:06:21That's to say, the universe wants you to go to the cafe!
0:06:21 > 0:06:24Cafe? Why, O universe?
0:06:24 > 0:06:27Because there's a cosmic crystal waiting for you.
0:06:28 > 0:06:33All my stuff! All my jewellery! I just don't like it!
0:06:33 > 0:06:37- A cosmic crystal awaits me.- Yeah?
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Well, don't let the Mayor see it.
0:06:40 > 0:06:45O universe, I have many complex questions about you.
0:06:45 > 0:06:46Oh! Really?
0:06:46 > 0:06:50So, if galaxies are like squashed pineapples,
0:06:50 > 0:06:53then the universe is like a giant jelly
0:06:53 > 0:06:56that's, er, shaped like a banana.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Wow! So weird!
0:06:58 > 0:07:01But at the same time, so right.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Ziggy, do you think we could get a move on?
0:07:04 > 0:07:07Scoop here, with an update. Good news!
0:07:07 > 0:07:10The mayor will soon be arriving at the oasis.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13Yes, I can't wait to see their tears.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16Uh... The Mayor obviously means tears of joy.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19No! I hate tears of joy!
0:07:19 > 0:07:23Oh, look, I think I can just see the oasis in the distance.
0:07:23 > 0:07:27When I've finished, you'll be able to see it from the moon!
0:07:27 > 0:07:30Especially my new 50-storey cafe.
0:07:30 > 0:07:3550-storey cafe?! NOOO!
0:07:35 > 0:07:39Universe calling Larry. I have an emergency mission for you.
0:07:39 > 0:07:44There's something you must ask the cosmic crystal.
0:07:49 > 0:07:55Larry did it! I can see the Mayor's helicopter. I'm going to be free!
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Huh?
0:08:03 > 0:08:05At last, the Mayor's head!
0:08:05 > 0:08:08It feels right, too. Kinda empty.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10There don't seem to be any thoughts.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13Oh, no! We must have wiped the Mayor's mind!
0:08:13 > 0:08:18Help! We're trapped inside a mindless official!
0:08:18 > 0:08:20No! Hang on.
0:08:20 > 0:08:24It's not a mindless official. It's a wooden horse!
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Help! We're trapped inside a wooden horse!
0:08:33 > 0:08:37It's OK, I've got an idea how to make this wish work.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39If I just concentrate...
0:08:43 > 0:08:47What a tiny cafe. I can't wait to tear it down.
0:08:49 > 0:08:53Not far now. You'll soon be reading his thoughts.
0:08:53 > 0:08:58Don't need to. He's broadcasting them live on TV.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01Mr Mayor, you always do great things in our communities.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04- Can you reveal your plans now?- Yes.
0:09:04 > 0:09:08I'm moving my headquarters to the oasis.
0:09:08 > 0:09:12Well, who needs the city, with all those people against me?
0:09:12 > 0:09:18- Here I could rule without a big fuss.- Er, crystal thingy? Yoo-hoo!
0:09:18 > 0:09:22If you can hear me, could you let us out now, please?
0:09:22 > 0:09:26We're in a wooden horse! You have to use wooden-horse language.
0:09:26 > 0:09:31- OK, leave it to me. - HE NEIGHS
0:09:31 > 0:09:33That's wooden-horse language?
0:09:33 > 0:09:36See? I told you!
0:09:36 > 0:09:41Did I mention the 50-storey cafe by the octopus sanctuary?
0:09:41 > 0:09:44I really must protest about...
0:09:44 > 0:09:47Oh! Hi, folks. You can't destroy me cafe. It's...
0:09:47 > 0:09:51It's... Well, it's just perfect as it is.
0:09:51 > 0:09:55Do you know something? I hadn't noticed before,
0:09:55 > 0:09:58but it's almost as if someone wished for it by magic.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01Would you like to know what I'm thinking, Diego?
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Yes! I would!
0:10:03 > 0:10:07I mean, no! I don't want to read the Mayor's mind. Anything but that!
0:10:07 > 0:10:11Wow! That would look GREAT on a chain!
0:10:11 > 0:10:14This wish ain't over yet.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Hi, this is Scoop,
0:10:22 > 0:10:26from what appears to be the brain of a not-successful genie.
0:10:26 > 0:10:30What's going on? Somebody get me out of here!
0:10:30 > 0:10:33Anybody! Help!
0:10:33 > 0:10:37The thing is, Mr Mayor, well, this is, like, completely normal.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39It's what we do for fun at the oasis -
0:10:39 > 0:10:43entering crazy genies' heads and so on.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Who you calling crazy, camel breath?
0:10:45 > 0:10:49This isn't even particularly weird compared to some days.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52You'll get used to it, though.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55- Er, eventually.- Nooo!
0:10:55 > 0:10:58Nooo!
0:10:59 > 0:11:02Why did you change your mind, Mr Mayor?
0:11:02 > 0:11:06Is this your first and last visit to the oasis? Mr Mayor?
0:11:17 > 0:11:20Well, howdy-doo!
0:11:20 > 0:11:24That was close. Really, really, really close.
0:11:24 > 0:11:28I mean, I know I wished fair, but we got rid of the Mayor. Right, Ziggy?
0:11:28 > 0:11:32- Where is it? It must be here somewhere!- Er, Ziggy?
0:11:32 > 0:11:35I think the crystal must have melted.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Hey! Keep your thoughts to yourself.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39THEY ALL LAUGH
0:11:40 > 0:11:45You're much too special for them, my precious!
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