0:00:02 > 0:00:05I was hit by a can, opened it and out popped a genie!
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Three wishes set me free
0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Trust me I'm a genie #
0:00:10 > 0:00:13- Wish one!- And on that first day
0:00:13 > 0:00:16- I got my very own cafe- Taa-daa!
0:00:16 > 0:00:18- Wish two!- That was cool
0:00:18 > 0:00:22- I got my own swimming pool- Hee-hee!
0:00:22 > 0:00:25But then I dropped the magic can
0:00:25 > 0:00:29It filled with sand And the works got jammed!
0:00:29 > 0:00:33Wish three - a total catastrophe
0:00:33 > 0:00:38The genie raved and ranted But no third wish was granted!
0:00:38 > 0:00:41# If one more wish comes true
0:00:41 > 0:00:44# Then I'll be free from you
0:00:44 > 0:00:46# Trust me, I'm a genie. #
0:01:11 > 0:01:15Thank you for coming, Rita. Your new film Being Worms
0:01:15 > 0:01:19- will be on the screens next Wednesday.- Oh! Yes.
0:01:19 > 0:01:24A very important film that made me realise that worms suffer too.
0:01:24 > 0:01:28- Tell us about your foundation. - Rita's Ark is a boat
0:01:28 > 0:01:31especially equipped to help out worms with problems.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34But I'm still looking for a ship's captain
0:01:34 > 0:01:36to take on this difficult challenge.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39He's got to be generous, understanding,
0:01:39 > 0:01:42truthful, and have a great sense of friendship.
0:01:42 > 0:01:47Whoa! What a cool job! Ziggy, just imagine...
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Going around the world with Rita.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Denouncing the injustice to worms with Rita.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03SCREAMING, SIRENS BLARE
0:02:03 > 0:02:07Inaugurating a worm reserve with Rita!
0:02:07 > 0:02:09EXCITED CHATTER
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Hey! Where are you going in such a hurry?
0:02:15 > 0:02:18- To ask Rita to hire me! - You're kidding, right?!
0:02:18 > 0:02:22Do you actually think Rita will choose YOU just like that,
0:02:22 > 0:02:26without my help? Charity is a real business.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29You've got no experience! No references! Nothing!
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Why would Rita pick a simple cafe owner
0:02:32 > 0:02:35when there are so many really successful managers out there?
0:02:35 > 0:02:37But never fear.
0:02:37 > 0:02:41Give your favourite genie your wish and your dream will come true.
0:02:41 > 0:02:45I wish for Rita to choose me as the captain of her boat!
0:02:48 > 0:02:54Call upon the powers that be to grant this wish and set me free!
0:03:00 > 0:03:02FLY BUZZES
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Um...be patient, Diego.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08Rita will call you. Trust me, I'm a genie.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15- FLY BUZZES - Um...maybe not.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18You sure you haven't got a sudden burst of ambition
0:03:18 > 0:03:20or great idea to impress Rita?
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Something you've never done before?
0:03:24 > 0:03:28Well, I might try adding a banana to my cornflakes this morning.
0:03:28 > 0:03:29I'm starving!
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Never mind, Ziggy, we're used to failure.
0:03:32 > 0:03:37At least there's no harm done today. Right, I'm going to brush my teeth.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Morning.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Oh, hi.
0:03:42 > 0:03:47Brush better. A white and triumphant smile is the key to success.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Look, like this!
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Oh! Hold on a second! Who are you?!
0:03:58 > 0:04:00I'm your reflection.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04- I've always been here, but now, I can talk to you.- Wow! Cool!
0:04:04 > 0:04:08Nice to meet you! Oh, sorry, you left-handed?
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Whoa! Whoa-oh! What's going on?
0:04:11 > 0:04:15Mwah-ha-ha! Free at last!
0:04:15 > 0:04:17See ya, loser!
0:04:17 > 0:04:20I've got a successful life to lead.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Oh!
0:04:24 > 0:04:28Oh! KNOCKS ON GLASS
0:04:32 > 0:04:34BOTH: Agh!
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Ow!
0:04:36 > 0:04:38HE PANTS
0:04:40 > 0:04:41Ouch!
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Wait! You can't leave me here!
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Ziggy, Ziggy, help!
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Huh?! What's wrong, Diego?
0:04:48 > 0:04:51Wrong? Never felt better.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54- Help!- I'm going to Oasiswood to fulfil my dreams with Rita!
0:04:54 > 0:04:58Ziggy, Ziggy! Help!
0:04:58 > 0:05:02Sounds good! So, what's the plan?
0:05:02 > 0:05:06The plan is me! I'm the best! That's all!
0:05:06 > 0:05:07Huh?!
0:05:15 > 0:05:20- Right, so where is our big star? - Up there!
0:05:21 > 0:05:23HE LAUGHS
0:05:23 > 0:05:27I can't believe it! Way to go, Diego!
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Wave to the camera, matey!
0:05:29 > 0:05:34CHEERING AND CHANTING: Rita! Rita! Rita! Rita!
0:05:38 > 0:05:40THEY GASP
0:05:40 > 0:05:42'An impressive crowd has gathered to watch
0:05:42 > 0:05:47'the departure of Rita's Ark, led by the incredible DIEGO!'
0:05:47 > 0:05:51Hey, this can't be happening! I'M Diego, not him!
0:05:54 > 0:05:58- Excuse me, this may seem ridiculous, but...- Huh? Nobody there.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Would you help me please?
0:06:00 > 0:06:05- Hello? Doctor, help me! I'm afraid I have hallucinations!- Huh?!
0:06:07 > 0:06:10Hello! SCREAMING
0:06:12 > 0:06:14- Have you got your pass?- Huh!
0:06:14 > 0:06:18No need. We're really good friends with Diego. Come on!
0:06:18 > 0:06:21Move along! You're in the way!
0:06:21 > 0:06:25Diego is my mate! You're too big to fit in the frame!
0:06:25 > 0:06:28So go and cast some shadows some place else!
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Diego! How did you manage to...
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Ugh! Another milkshake, captain!
0:06:43 > 0:06:49Mmm! Yummy! Wow, Diego, I am so glad I hired you!
0:06:51 > 0:06:55He got the job! His third wish is granted! I did it!
0:06:55 > 0:06:58I'm FREE!
0:07:00 > 0:07:03IT RATTLES, HE GRUNTS
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Um, excuse me, is this Oasiswood?
0:07:06 > 0:07:08SHE SCREAMS Er, sorry.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13This is my life and life is good!
0:07:13 > 0:07:17- Hey, there you are! - Argh! You had your chance!
0:07:17 > 0:07:21Now it's my turn to call the shots, so clear off out of here!
0:07:21 > 0:07:24What's up with you? Give me my life back!
0:07:24 > 0:07:25Huh?!
0:07:25 > 0:07:28- I'm stubborn, don't you know?! - Grr!
0:07:30 > 0:07:32What's going on?!
0:07:32 > 0:07:33Leave me alone!
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Diego's third wish has been granted!
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Aargh!
0:07:43 > 0:07:44HE GRUNTS
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Ow!
0:07:50 > 0:07:54- VOICE BUBBLES:- Oh, I hate water!
0:07:57 > 0:07:58Ziggy! Over here?
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Huh, Diego?
0:08:00 > 0:08:03You've got to get me out of here. That's not me -
0:08:03 > 0:08:06it's me reflection - an anti-Diego.
0:08:06 > 0:08:11- Oh, so THAT'S why!- But if I touch him, we'll switch back.
0:08:11 > 0:08:15And then we can grant the wish. Join me in the captain's cabin.
0:08:15 > 0:08:19We're going to show him who's who!
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Wait! There's a problem! Wait!
0:08:22 > 0:08:26The cruise is over for you, Mr Reflection!
0:08:26 > 0:08:30Be so kind as to return to your...WHAT?!
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Where's the mirror gone?
0:08:34 > 0:08:39Ha! No, there's not a single mirror left and you...
0:08:39 > 0:08:41- Agh!- You're staying with me.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44Wha...? Agh!
0:08:46 > 0:08:49ANTI-DIEGO LAUGHS MANIACALLY
0:08:49 > 0:08:52Perfect! Just need to get rid of the other losers
0:08:52 > 0:08:55and life will be a bed of roses!
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Ha-ha!
0:08:57 > 0:09:01'Ere, stop showing off. Just cos you're 100 times stronger than me!
0:09:01 > 0:09:04I've got your picture, seriously.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09We cross the desert to see a mate and he won't look at us!
0:09:09 > 0:09:12I never want to hear Diego's name again!
0:09:12 > 0:09:14BOTH: Diego!
0:09:14 > 0:09:15Oh, yeah, very funny!
0:09:15 > 0:09:19It's me. I'll explain later. Have you seen Ziggy?
0:09:19 > 0:09:21- Nuh-uh. - We must stop that ship leaving.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25A camera? Cool!
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Let's find Scoop. I've got a scoop for him!
0:09:28 > 0:09:31- TV:- As Rita's Ask is about to leave,
0:09:31 > 0:09:35Diego's friends sent a tape containing unbelievable footage!
0:09:35 > 0:09:38Don't tell Rita but...
0:09:38 > 0:09:40I really don't like worms,
0:09:40 > 0:09:43they're all wriggly and gooey.
0:09:43 > 0:09:47As for her foundation, ha! I don't care about that either.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50All I want is to own her ship!
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Pah! Ooh!
0:09:52 > 0:09:54We're casting off!
0:09:56 > 0:09:57TOOT!
0:09:59 > 0:10:03Our plan failed! The reflection is leaving with Rita and Ziggy!
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Hold on, Ziggy!
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Up, lads, and at 'em!
0:10:11 > 0:10:14You liar! You're fired!
0:10:14 > 0:10:17Leave this ship or I'll throw you overboard!
0:10:17 > 0:10:20What?! Wait, Rita, let me explain.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Ooh!
0:10:24 > 0:10:25Ow!
0:10:31 > 0:10:35- What's all this about? - Let me explain, Rita.
0:10:35 > 0:10:39It's my life now! You stay in the mirror.
0:10:39 > 0:10:40Ugh!
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Wha! Aargh!
0:10:48 > 0:10:51Oh, yes, I'm back!
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Uh...what just happened?
0:10:53 > 0:10:58Diego just saved your life. The other one was a mere impostor.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00The ideal partner for your expedition
0:11:00 > 0:11:04is right before your eyes. Generous, understanding,
0:11:04 > 0:11:09loyal and has a great sense of friendship and courage.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12And Diego really loves worms.
0:11:12 > 0:11:18Hmm, why not? After all, Diego...agh!
0:11:18 > 0:11:20- My van!- My boat!
0:11:20 > 0:11:23My wish! Oh, no!
0:11:25 > 0:11:28GLUG! GLUG! GLUG!
0:11:32 > 0:11:37So, lads, how are those repairs coming along?
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Just fine, Rita! We're on it!
0:11:39 > 0:11:43- MIMICS:- Just fine, Rita, we're on it(!)
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Oh, stop complaining all the time!
0:11:45 > 0:11:48So Rita didn't hire me as captain...
0:11:48 > 0:11:50but mechanic is pretty good.
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