0:00:02 > 0:00:03# I was hit by a can
0:00:03 > 0:00:05# Opened it and out popped a genie
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Three wishes set me free
0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Trust me, I'm a genie
0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Wish one - and on that first day
0:00:13 > 0:00:16# I got my very own cafe - ta-da
0:00:16 > 0:00:19# Wish two - that was cool
0:00:19 > 0:00:22# I got my own swimming pool, hee-hee
0:00:22 > 0:00:25# But then I dropped the magic can
0:00:25 > 0:00:27# It filled with sand
0:00:27 > 0:00:30# And the works got jammed
0:00:30 > 0:00:33# Wish three - a total catastrophe
0:00:33 > 0:00:35# The genie raved and ranted
0:00:35 > 0:00:38# But no third wish was granted
0:00:38 > 0:00:41# If one more wish comes true
0:00:41 > 0:00:44# Then I'll be free from you
0:00:44 > 0:00:46# Trust me, I'm a genie. #
0:00:57 > 0:01:02Yoo-hoo! Who's a little cutie, then?
0:01:02 > 0:01:05Do one trick for Daddy! Can you roll over?
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Now, can you play dead?
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Ooh! DOORBELL CHIMES
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Can you get that?
0:01:16 > 0:01:19- I didn't mean you, Melvin, get back in.- Ah!
0:01:19 > 0:01:20- Ooh!- Whoa!
0:01:20 > 0:01:25Don't mind Melvin, he just gets a bit too enthusiastic sometimes.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Ooh!
0:01:30 > 0:01:33- Ah! Oh!- Wow!
0:01:33 > 0:01:34HE GULPS
0:01:34 > 0:01:38That was a pretty sweet fishing move you just pulled there, Diego.
0:01:38 > 0:01:39APPLAUSE
0:01:39 > 0:01:43I come from a long line of fishing camels.
0:01:43 > 0:01:48- Oh?- Yes, going back hundreds of years.
0:01:48 > 0:01:54That was until shame was brought upon the family by Uncle Madhump McHaddock
0:01:54 > 0:01:58due to his lifelong obsession with catching a fish in the desert.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Obviously more than one nut in the family, then.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03WOBBLE-WOBBLE
0:02:03 > 0:02:06What's Diego doing?
0:02:06 > 0:02:09I think he's swaying us into a flashback.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13'Uncle Madhump McHaddock fished the desert for 50 years
0:02:13 > 0:02:16'without catching even a tiddler.'
0:02:16 > 0:02:20- Uncle, are there really fish in the desert?- Aye, it be true.
0:02:20 > 0:02:24Fish as big as my feet and just as tasty!
0:02:24 > 0:02:29And if I be wrong, may Mother Nature herself give me a sign.
0:02:29 > 0:02:33I've got a sign from Nature for a Mr McHaddock.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42HE GRUMBLES
0:02:42 > 0:02:45After that day, Madhump just upped and disappeared
0:02:45 > 0:02:48and my family's not spoke his name since.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50SAD VIOLIN PLAYS
0:02:50 > 0:02:54Er, Joe, maybe that's just making it worse.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Oh, sorry.
0:02:56 > 0:03:00It seems to me that all that upset would go away if somebody actually
0:03:00 > 0:03:05caught a fish in the desert, though I can't imagine how.
0:03:05 > 0:03:09Hey, I should wish to catch a fish in the desert
0:03:09 > 0:03:11and restore my uncle's good name.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14Wishing for a noble cause gets me right here.
0:03:14 > 0:03:18Doesn't wishing always lead to failure and...
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Eek!
0:03:20 > 0:03:22WHISTLING
0:03:24 > 0:03:25By the powers that be,
0:03:25 > 0:03:30Diego wants to catch a fish in the desert, then set me free!
0:03:37 > 0:03:41I have a fishing boat delivery for a... Diego?
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Ugh! I'm on deck, I'm fine.
0:03:43 > 0:03:47Oh, it's got pedals and everything!
0:03:47 > 0:03:49HORN TOOTS
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Squawk!
0:03:51 > 0:03:56- Bye!- Bye!- Happy landings!
0:03:57 > 0:03:59ENGINES RUMBLE
0:04:06 > 0:04:09By using the stars for navigation, Ziggy,
0:04:09 > 0:04:13I can calculate that it's probably daytime.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16You know what real fishermen do? They fish!
0:04:16 > 0:04:19Aye, that's right, but not before they've mastered
0:04:19 > 0:04:21the art of tying knots.
0:04:23 > 0:04:27Old Madhump could tie a fisherman's slip-shank-wrist-twister
0:04:27 > 0:04:29with just his big toe!
0:04:33 > 0:04:36- Oh!- Oh!- Ow!
0:04:38 > 0:04:40WHISTLE BLOWS
0:04:40 > 0:04:41Wow!
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Whoa, whoa! Oh, whoa!
0:04:49 > 0:04:50Whoa!
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Ow!
0:04:54 > 0:04:55BELL CHIMES
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Ah-ha!
0:05:02 > 0:05:04BELL CLANGS
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Follow that fish!
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Hey, guys, I was just body-surfing
0:05:20 > 0:05:25to the annual Tuna fancy dress party. Better not be late.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Yeah, man!
0:05:41 > 0:05:42Oh!
0:05:47 > 0:05:49- Ho-ho!- Ha-ha-ha!
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Yeah!
0:05:57 > 0:06:00RUMBLING
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Relax, I've got it covered.
0:06:07 > 0:06:11Obviously we're not using a big enough hook!
0:06:16 > 0:06:19DIEGO GROANS
0:06:24 > 0:06:27Ah!
0:06:27 > 0:06:28Whoa!
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Argh!
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Whoa!
0:06:34 > 0:06:35Diego... Aah!
0:06:39 > 0:06:42- What?- Never mind.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Want those fish to sniff at my bellybutton fluff...
0:06:50 > 0:06:52..and that's when we'll sucker them!
0:06:52 > 0:06:55- Ow!- Call that one a practice shot.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Oh! Ow!
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Don't panic, be off in a jiffy.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Er... Oh!
0:07:07 > 0:07:10Guess I should have done that first.
0:07:10 > 0:07:14Hey, where's me bait bellybutton fluff gone?
0:07:14 > 0:07:15ZIGGY RETCHES
0:07:22 > 0:07:26What you got there, Zig?
0:07:26 > 0:07:30Nobody said nothing about that fish having to live in the desert,
0:07:30 > 0:07:32you're looking at plan B.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35Melvin's not going to like that one bit.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39- Oh?- Wow!
0:07:48 > 0:07:51You got anything on sand fishing?
0:07:55 > 0:07:59'Fish native to the desert.' Perfect!
0:07:59 > 0:08:03'There are no fish in the desert, stupid!'
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Hey, a tiddler!
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Feisty little fella!
0:08:10 > 0:08:13ROARING
0:08:13 > 0:08:16'Although no fish, this obviously doesn't include mammals,
0:08:16 > 0:08:21'such as the yellow-backed doom whale.' Yeah, right.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Who comes up with this stuff? Oooh!
0:08:23 > 0:08:25- Whoa!- Ooh!
0:08:25 > 0:08:27WHALE ROARS
0:08:27 > 0:08:29WHALE BURPS
0:08:31 > 0:08:34This is a big tiddler.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36ECHOES: 'Tiddler, tiddler.'
0:08:36 > 0:08:40We're inside a whale, you doofus, and, instead of fulfilling
0:08:40 > 0:08:44that wish, I'm going to live the rest of my life as whale lunch,
0:08:44 > 0:08:48never to be free, inside a slimy, disgusting stomach!
0:08:48 > 0:08:51Whoa! A complementary gift shop!
0:08:51 > 0:08:56Look! "And then I got swallowed by a whale" T-shirt and toiletry set.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58How considerate.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Cheer up, Ziggy, in about six seconds,
0:09:00 > 0:09:04Melvin will realise we're not home yet and call for help.
0:09:08 > 0:09:12'Rescue helpline. Hello? Hello!'
0:09:12 > 0:09:16Now I think about it, Melvin can't talk.
0:09:16 > 0:09:20Oh, well, good job then that I have a plan to get us out of here.
0:09:20 > 0:09:24I'm going to relax this whale into opening up its mouth.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26One big sigh should do it.
0:09:26 > 0:09:30- You're going to massage us out of here?- Oh, yes.
0:09:31 > 0:09:32Scented oils.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38SQUELCHING
0:09:38 > 0:09:40GRUNTING
0:09:40 > 0:09:42SLURPING
0:09:42 > 0:09:44SHRIEKING
0:09:44 > 0:09:46GROANING
0:09:55 > 0:09:56Oh!
0:09:59 > 0:10:02CONTENTED SIGHING
0:10:04 > 0:10:06MORE CONTENTED SIGHING
0:10:06 > 0:10:07Whoa!
0:10:07 > 0:10:11Yeah! Ooh! Ooh!
0:10:14 > 0:10:15CRASHING
0:10:15 > 0:10:18HORN BEEPING
0:10:24 > 0:10:27- Unbelievable. It's actually working!- Whoa!
0:10:33 > 0:10:36Diego! You rescued me!
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Uncle Madhump McHaddock.
0:10:38 > 0:10:43I spent the best part of ten years in the belly of that yellow-back,
0:10:43 > 0:10:47only to be saved by my nephew!
0:10:47 > 0:10:50Oh!
0:10:50 > 0:10:53Ziggy, looks like we won't be needing
0:10:53 > 0:10:55to catch a fish in the desert after all.
0:10:55 > 0:10:59I may not have caught a fish, but I did catch me an uncle!
0:10:59 > 0:11:01And he stinks!
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Ha-ha-ha! Aye, that be true,
0:11:03 > 0:11:08I've been showering in fish guts for ten long years.
0:11:08 > 0:11:09- Ha-ha!- Ho-ho!
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Ow!
0:11:16 > 0:11:20Boys, wish me luck on catching myself a tiddler.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23But there are no fish in the desert!
0:11:23 > 0:11:26Of course not, I'm completely nuts!
0:11:26 > 0:11:29- Ha!- Ha-ha!
0:11:30 > 0:11:34Yee-haw!
0:11:38 > 0:11:41I think I'll leave desert-fishing to my uncle.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43I find golf far more relaxing.
0:11:43 > 0:11:47The open desert and no whales!
0:11:48 > 0:11:49Whoa!
0:11:49 > 0:11:50Whoa!
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