0:00:02 > 0:00:05# I was hit by a can Opened it and out popped a genie
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Three wishes set me free
0:00:07 > 0:00:09# Trust me, I'm a genie
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# Wish one - and on that first day
0:00:12 > 0:00:16# I got my very own cafe Taa-daa!
0:00:16 > 0:00:18# Wish two That was cool
0:00:18 > 0:00:22# I got my own swimming pool Hee-hee
0:00:22 > 0:00:25# But then I dropped the magic can
0:00:25 > 0:00:27# It filled with sand
0:00:27 > 0:00:30# And the works got jammed
0:00:30 > 0:00:33# Wish three A total catastrophe
0:00:33 > 0:00:35# The genie raved and ranted
0:00:35 > 0:00:38# But no third wish was granted
0:00:38 > 0:00:41# If one more wish comes true
0:00:41 > 0:00:44# Then I'll be free from you
0:00:44 > 0:00:47# Trust me, I'm a genie. #
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Whoa! Ooh!
0:01:06 > 0:01:09CAR HORN What the...?
0:01:11 > 0:01:14ALL: Sam Sahara! Here?
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Listen, it's my birthday soon
0:01:16 > 0:01:22and I'd like to throw a ginormous party in a cool, original venue.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25I like the look of this place.
0:01:25 > 0:01:29- If I have the party here it'll be great publicity for you.- Really?
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Well, er, OK, then.
0:01:31 > 0:01:37Just to make sure, you do have three straws, right?
0:01:38 > 0:01:45Ha-ha-ha! Very funny, very funny. Ha-ha-ha! Right, I see.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48Forget it, no straws, no Sam, no party.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54Plus your pool really is filthy.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Right, call me if you manage to get three straws this week!
0:01:57 > 0:02:01See you, losers! I'll be having fun in my great new buggy!
0:02:01 > 0:02:03CAR HORN
0:02:03 > 0:02:06What's all this straw thing about?
0:02:07 > 0:02:11- MUFFLED: - Straws are awarded to cafes....
0:02:11 > 0:02:15- LOUDER:- Straws are awarded to cafes by the famous K guy,
0:02:15 > 0:02:19here we have one of the top ones, the creme de la creme,
0:02:19 > 0:02:22a three-straw cafe!
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Top fruit cocktails and top service!
0:02:26 > 0:02:29A three-straw cafe is quite something.
0:02:29 > 0:02:35Sam Sahara will come to celebrate his birthday with loads of stars!
0:02:35 > 0:02:40Your cafe will become the hippest, coolest place in the desert.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43A must-visit!
0:02:46 > 0:02:51- Wow!- Yippee! A three-straw cafe!
0:02:51 > 0:02:55- I can party in the desert on my birthday!- What?
0:02:55 > 0:02:57No way am I going that far.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00There are loads of three straws in Oasiswood.
0:03:00 > 0:03:08- A four straw?! We must go there! - I wish my cafe could be awarded
0:03:08 > 0:03:13- four straws.- Four? But that's... I don't see that's a problem
0:03:15 > 0:03:21I call upon the powers-that-be to grant this wish! Set me free!
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Oh! What is this weird thing?
0:03:30 > 0:03:34- Don't do that, Joe. - How did he see me?
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Wah!
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Oh! What the...?
0:03:45 > 0:03:49- Hmmmm.... Ha!- Ha! Ha ha ha ha ha!- Ooh. Ooh!
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Yeah!
0:03:51 > 0:03:57Looks like your T-shirt allows you to see everything in 360 degrees...
0:03:57 > 0:03:59and in slow motion!
0:03:59 > 0:04:05- Like a fly! With it, you can make a perfect colada!- What's that?
0:04:05 > 0:04:07A legendary cocktail.
0:04:07 > 0:04:11You need a perfectly synchronised speedy set of moves.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14No-one has ever managed to make one.
0:04:14 > 0:04:19With the perfect colada, you'll get four straws for sure! Great!
0:04:22 > 0:04:23When do we start?
0:04:23 > 0:04:30Siberian orange juice...blue banana oil...carnivorous chicken milk,
0:04:30 > 0:04:33and shockingly wild cactus juice?
0:04:33 > 0:04:37Hmm. I don't have any of these products, Zig.
0:04:37 > 0:04:41But I can order them for ultra-express delivery.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44You nearly got me worried!
0:04:44 > 0:04:48Anyway, Diego will practise with water first.
0:04:51 > 0:04:55Is that supposed to be me? Thanks, guys(!)
0:04:55 > 0:05:00Go, champ! It's up to you now! Bigger one!
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Yes! Yes!
0:05:03 > 0:05:07No! Catch the shaker! No!
0:05:07 > 0:05:08Ooh!
0:05:08 > 0:05:09Never mind.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12Come on, try again.
0:05:12 > 0:05:18- Yeah. That's it! Yep!- No! - Spin it round faster!- No!
0:05:19 > 0:05:25- It's OK! Dry as a bone. - He-he-he-he.
0:05:27 > 0:05:34- There you are, some improvement at last.- Ultra-express delivery.
0:05:34 > 0:05:39So, I've got them all. Except the shockingly wild cactus juice.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41You can't buy it ready made. Sorry.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45- What? What are we supposed to do, then?- Don't worry.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47All you need to do is squeeze the juice
0:05:47 > 0:05:50yourself from a shockingly wild cactus.
0:05:50 > 0:05:57- I think Zazie has one.- Right on, Sonia. Larry, go and make juice!
0:05:57 > 0:06:01- Diego and I will keep practising. - Larry, it's not that simple!
0:06:01 > 0:06:06Juice from a shockingly wild cactus? But that's far too dangerous.
0:06:06 > 0:06:12- It's only a plant.- Well, be careful. And don't get too close!
0:06:16 > 0:06:17Oh!
0:06:21 > 0:06:26Cactus! My name is Larius Maximus Decimus, the famous gladiator.
0:06:26 > 0:06:31And I will have my vengeance in this life...or the next.
0:06:39 > 0:06:43Hey, man! That's not in the fight rules!
0:06:52 > 0:06:53Stop!
0:07:00 > 0:07:06I'm very proud and happy. Well done. I knew you could do the moves.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08What shall we do now?
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Relax your eyes, because when Larry returns
0:07:10 > 0:07:13with the right ingredients, we train some more.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15I'm off to call the K guy.
0:07:16 > 0:07:23- What do you want?- Hello, I'd like an inspector to come to our cafe.
0:07:23 > 0:07:27- We're going to serve a perfect colada.- A perfect colada?
0:07:27 > 0:07:32- I'll be there right away!- Mr K? Hang on a sec... I mean, there's no rush.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Don't panic. It's all going to be fine.
0:07:37 > 0:07:42Larry's going to come back with the cactus juice and say...
0:07:42 > 0:07:45We've got a slightly uncool problem.
0:07:45 > 0:07:50The director of the K Guide might turn up at any minute now!
0:07:50 > 0:07:55- We must help Diego! Clean up, tidy, decorate! Go!- Go!
0:07:55 > 0:07:56Ow!
0:07:56 > 0:07:59Careful, Tony!
0:08:02 > 0:08:07Hey, guys, I've got a feeling he went towards the desert.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Shockingly wild cactus straight ahead!
0:08:18 > 0:08:21He's tiring out! Hurry, Larry.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Follow that buggy!
0:08:40 > 0:08:45Oh, those losers again! What are they doing?
0:08:46 > 0:08:49I want to come down!
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Ooh! It's him.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58ALL: Hello, sir.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Oh!
0:09:10 > 0:09:13What is wrong with you?!
0:09:13 > 0:09:15I'm going to show you!
0:09:19 > 0:09:21That cactus is out of control!
0:09:21 > 0:09:26Mayday! Mayday! We need backup! 100 men at least!
0:09:26 > 0:09:28What are you doing, Ziggy?
0:09:28 > 0:09:32Mr K is here and has just ordered his perfect colada!
0:09:32 > 0:09:35So get back here as fast as you can!
0:09:35 > 0:09:40- Ziggy! This would help you to avoid the spikes.- Of course!- Oh, no.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Not me.
0:09:52 > 0:09:56There you go. The game's up. You're coming with us.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58How are we going to get back to the oasis?
0:09:58 > 0:10:01So, you saved my life.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Fair enough, but I'm a busy man.
0:10:03 > 0:10:08I've got to organise my birthday party - any luck with your straws?
0:10:08 > 0:10:10We're working on it. We only...
0:10:11 > 0:10:13I want my perfect colada!
0:10:13 > 0:10:19So that's what you wanted? You should have said so!
0:10:19 > 0:10:21One perfect colada!
0:10:21 > 0:10:24You've rehearsed the moves dozens of times.
0:10:24 > 0:10:25You could do it blindfolded!
0:10:25 > 0:10:31Don't forget, Diego, the four straws! Sam's birthday party!
0:10:31 > 0:10:32Stars!
0:10:40 > 0:10:45A perfect colada! No-one has ever managed to make one before.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48We're going to have to give you four straws.
0:10:48 > 0:10:52You'll be the first cafe in the world to have them.
0:10:54 > 0:10:55Ha!
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Eurgh!
0:10:57 > 0:11:02This perfect colada is the most undrinkable thing in the universe.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05With what shockingly wild cactus did you make the juice?
0:11:06 > 0:11:10You really stressed him out, poor lad.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Not surprising his juice went sour.
0:11:12 > 0:11:16Poor thing. How could you be so cruel to such a lovely creature?
0:11:16 > 0:11:17He's not lovely!
0:11:17 > 0:11:19You should see what he did!
0:11:19 > 0:11:22You had better be quiet or I'll call the Cacti Protection Society!
0:11:22 > 0:11:25From now on, the perfect colada is banned.
0:11:25 > 0:11:26And as for you,
0:11:26 > 0:11:30there's no way you're ever going to get even just one straw.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37Why, you little... Huh?
0:11:41 > 0:11:45No, Diego. Stars are really uncool customers.
0:11:45 > 0:11:50At least when we're all together, we have a good laugh.
0:11:50 > 0:11:51THEY ALL LAUGH
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