0:00:02 > 0:00:05I was hit by a can, opened it and out popped a genie!
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Three wishes set me free
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Trust me, I'm a genie
0:00:10 > 0:00:13- # Wish one -- And on that first day
0:00:13 > 0:00:16- # I got my very own cafe -- Taa-daa!
0:00:16 > 0:00:19- # Wish two -- That was cool
0:00:19 > 0:00:22- # I got my own swimming pool - Hee-hee!
0:00:22 > 0:00:25# But then I dropped the magic can
0:00:25 > 0:00:27# It filled with sand
0:00:27 > 0:00:30# And the works got jammed
0:00:30 > 0:00:33- # Wish three -- a total catastrophe
0:00:33 > 0:00:35# The genie raved and ranted
0:00:35 > 0:00:39# But no third wish was granted
0:00:39 > 0:00:41# If one more wish comes true
0:00:41 > 0:00:44# Then I'll be free from you
0:00:44 > 0:00:46# Trust me, I'm a genie. #
0:00:56 > 0:01:01Welcome to THE megastar Sam Sahara's holiday villa.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04The dining room. Quite ordinary.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07I never use it. Don't want to scratch it.
0:01:09 > 0:01:13Mirrors. So important to watch my muscles.
0:01:19 > 0:01:23Ah, you again! Follow me.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28Oh, film that, sonny boy.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33All of this is mine. Is it classy or what?
0:01:33 > 0:01:36Come on, let's jump.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39Woo-hoo! Oh, woo-hoo!
0:01:41 > 0:01:45A holiday villa really is all we need.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Wow, what a classy villa!
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Come on, Diego.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53We also have a great swim...
0:01:53 > 0:01:58I see. Something even better than a holiday villa. A whole island!
0:01:58 > 0:02:03An island can make Sam Sahara jealous. Just for you.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Huh? You can really see me in there?
0:02:06 > 0:02:09Me, all by myself on an island.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Oh, I've got everything I need right here, Ziggy.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14There's no way I'm leaving me pals.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Hold on. Let me finish.
0:02:16 > 0:02:20I see a private island for you and all your friends to have fun on.
0:02:20 > 0:02:24You can even make new friends. Holidays, birthdays.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26You could have parties non-stop!
0:02:26 > 0:02:30You're going to become the universal king of jet-set life.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33Oh, yeah! All right.
0:02:33 > 0:02:38Think about it. A Diego-shaped island visible from space.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40What could possibly top that?
0:02:43 > 0:02:48There are two earthling-built things visible from space.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50The Great Wall Of China
0:02:50 > 0:02:52and Diego Island.
0:02:52 > 0:02:56Diego is the coolest earthling in the universe.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59It's always party central on his island.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02DISCO MUSIC
0:03:02 > 0:03:08I wish I had a huge holiday island shaped like me.
0:03:08 > 0:03:15I call upon the powers that be to grant this wish and set me free!
0:03:22 > 0:03:24- Argh!- Argh!
0:03:28 > 0:03:32- What we doing here, Ziggy? - Easy. The boat for your island
0:03:32 > 0:03:34is at number 1,000. Let's go.
0:03:34 > 0:03:40DIEGO PANTS
0:03:47 > 0:03:52Farewell, Ziggy. It was good to know you and have you as a genie.
0:03:52 > 0:03:56Oh, no. I won't let you give up on me.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Not before I fulfil the wish.
0:04:17 > 0:04:23- But it's a warship! - No, it's an Isla-tron.
0:04:23 > 0:04:27We'll be able to build an artificial island wherever we want to.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Wow, how amazing!
0:04:29 > 0:04:32Oh, yeah. Impressive.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35Check out the instruction book.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38I don't need that. Have you never heard
0:04:38 > 0:04:40of Captain Ziggy? That's me.
0:04:44 > 0:04:48- Argh!- The instruction book, Diego! What does it say?
0:04:48 > 0:04:52I knew it. It was a stress test.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54You need to learn to stay calm at sea.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00I'm flying!
0:05:03 > 0:05:07Argh! I really am flying!
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Achoo!
0:05:18 > 0:05:20A-a-a-a-a...achoo!
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Arrgghh!
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Wicked! Dolphins! They're good luck.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Argh!
0:05:42 > 0:05:48They're not dolphins. Hold on, Diego. I'm coming.
0:06:01 > 0:06:06- Ow!- Look on the bright side. At least now we know how the Isla-tron works.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11I see this is going to be a fun trip(!)
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Ow! I got me bum pinched.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32Who could poss... Ow!
0:06:32 > 0:06:36They're coming from the hold. It's the sand!
0:06:42 > 0:06:46Right, uh, let's go and suck up sand from the closest beach. OK?
0:06:46 > 0:06:51- Won't that harm the natural habitat? - Don't worry about the habitat.
0:06:51 > 0:06:55We'll suck from the decks. It won't be visible at the surface.
0:06:55 > 0:06:56Clever, huh?
0:07:11 > 0:07:14Come on, guys. Let's hit the waves!
0:07:18 > 0:07:21All right, I'll go by myself then.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Argh!
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Hey!
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Hey, that's my sand!
0:07:37 > 0:07:40If I were you, I'd put a bit more...
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Shhh! I'm in mid-creation.
0:07:47 > 0:07:51- (ITALIAN ACCENT)- Hey, 'scuzi, I am delivering a pizza order
0:07:51 > 0:07:55by the capitano of the ship. May I come on in?
0:07:55 > 0:07:59Pizza? Oh, yeah, wicked!
0:08:00 > 0:08:03How many people are on this boat?
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Just the two of us. Ziggy...
0:08:05 > 0:08:08I mean, the captain and uh...me.
0:08:08 > 0:08:12- The captain's pizza's arrived. - What? What pizza?
0:08:12 > 0:08:18Yes, a travinosa. With an extra very gluey cheese.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21- Ha-ha! - BOTH: Sam Sahara!
0:08:21 > 0:08:25I am so great and you're so stupid.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37No! Sam is taking his sand back.
0:08:37 > 0:08:41- Argh!- Argh!
0:08:41 > 0:08:46I'm free. Ha-ha, I'm out of here!
0:08:46 > 0:08:49I'll free you later.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Stop that right now.
0:08:59 > 0:09:03Arrggh!
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Ahhh!
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Whoa!
0:09:10 > 0:09:14Really good shape. You should about acting, no, really.
0:09:19 > 0:09:23OK. This is no bother. Engines never start at times like this.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25It's to create suspense.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Don't panic, keep calm.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Arrgghh!
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Ohh!
0:09:37 > 0:09:42- Everything is under control. I'm on it.- Oh!
0:09:47 > 0:09:50Whoa, what's going on?
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Noooo!
0:10:06 > 0:10:11- We're stuck!- Of course Sam was angry. I get it now.
0:10:11 > 0:10:16We completely destroyed his beach. Ziggy?
0:10:24 > 0:10:30We're not going to wreck the habitat any more. No way. Stop it now, Ziggy.
0:10:30 > 0:10:34- This wish is over. - I just to need finish your nose.
0:10:45 > 0:10:49Huh! What's this? What's going on?
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Nooo!
0:10:51 > 0:10:53My island!
0:10:59 > 0:11:04Oops. I think we've got a little problem.
0:11:11 > 0:11:15Oh, dear. What a disaster. Poor Sam would be gutted.
0:11:15 > 0:11:21Poor Sam?! What about me? Everything is ruined!
0:11:21 > 0:11:24The world's biggest slide
0:11:24 > 0:11:28and the largest private swimming pool in the universe
0:11:28 > 0:11:30and I have it all to myself.
0:11:34 > 0:11:38Oh, yeah, having a wicked villa on an island is pointless
0:11:38 > 0:11:42if all by yourself. What counts is to have great friends.
0:11:42 > 0:11:46Umm...Ziggy?
0:11:47 > 0:11:53Oh, come on. Seriously. Stop that now.
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