The Sniffles

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04I was hit by a can, opened it, and out popped a genie!

0:00:04 > 0:00:08# Three wishes set me free

0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Trust me, I'm a genie

0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Wish one, and on that first day

0:00:13 > 0:00:16# I got my very own cafe. Taa-daa!

0:00:16 > 0:00:18# Wish two, that was cool

0:00:18 > 0:00:22# I got my own swimming pool. Hee-hee!

0:00:22 > 0:00:25# But then I dropped the magic can

0:00:25 > 0:00:27# It filled with sand

0:00:27 > 0:00:30# And the works got jammed

0:00:30 > 0:00:33# Wish three, a total catastrophe

0:00:33 > 0:00:36# The genie raved and ranted

0:00:36 > 0:00:39# But no third wish was granted

0:00:39 > 0:00:41# If one more wish comes true

0:00:41 > 0:00:44# Then I'll be free from you

0:00:44 > 0:00:46# Trust me I'm a genie. #

0:00:58 > 0:00:59'A-a-aachoo!'

0:00:59 > 0:01:01'A-a-aachoo!'

0:01:01 > 0:01:02SNIFFING

0:01:02 > 0:01:04'A-a-aachoo!'

0:01:04 > 0:01:06A-a-aachoo!

0:01:06 > 0:01:09Oh! I still say you're overreacting.

0:01:09 > 0:01:10HE SNIFFS

0:01:10 > 0:01:11It's only a cold!

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Listen Diego, when a genie gets a cold,

0:01:15 > 0:01:18it's the worst thing that can happen to him.

0:01:18 > 0:01:19When we sneeze,

0:01:19 > 0:01:21it's like a volcano going off!

0:01:22 > 0:01:24'A-a-a-a...a-a-a-ahhh...

0:01:26 > 0:01:29Why is there a pepper pot in his nose?

0:01:29 > 0:01:30'A-a-aachoo!'

0:01:40 > 0:01:41Fancy leaving all this stuff,

0:01:41 > 0:01:43where someone could walk off with it?

0:01:43 > 0:01:45Hey!

0:01:45 > 0:01:47That someone could be me!

0:01:47 > 0:01:48Wow!

0:01:53 > 0:01:55Right, bath plugs...check!

0:01:55 > 0:01:57Dubious chemicals to make the loo

0:01:57 > 0:02:01smell like a rainforest...check!

0:02:02 > 0:02:06Sonia, we need your very best cure for the sniffles,

0:02:06 > 0:02:07and we need it NOW!

0:02:07 > 0:02:10Oh really? Who's it for?

0:02:10 > 0:02:11A-a-aachoo!

0:02:11 > 0:02:13Em...

0:02:13 > 0:02:15just window shopping!

0:02:16 > 0:02:18Well, I'd love to oblige,

0:02:18 > 0:02:20but there is no cure for the common cold,

0:02:20 > 0:02:22or the sniffles, as you call it.

0:02:22 > 0:02:26I can sell you an overpriced lemon drink, if you want,

0:02:26 > 0:02:28but if anybody found a proper cure,

0:02:28 > 0:02:30they'd be a scientific hero!

0:02:30 > 0:02:32That's it!

0:02:32 > 0:02:34The camel who found a cure

0:02:34 > 0:02:36for the common cold.

0:02:36 > 0:02:39'It's the perfect wish!

0:02:39 > 0:02:40'Imagine it!'

0:02:40 > 0:02:43- NORDIC ACCENT:- The winner of the Albert Humpstein prize,

0:02:43 > 0:02:47for the camel scientist of the century...

0:02:47 > 0:02:49DIEGO!

0:02:49 > 0:02:50APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:02:50 > 0:02:52Oh-h-h!

0:02:52 > 0:02:54Wake up, wake up! WAKE UP!

0:02:56 > 0:02:57Yeah, that's what I want!

0:02:57 > 0:03:01I wish to discover a cure for the common cold!

0:03:01 > 0:03:03I'll become a science hero!

0:03:03 > 0:03:04You got it!

0:03:06 > 0:03:09I call upon the powers that be,

0:03:09 > 0:03:13grant this wish, and set me free!

0:03:13 > 0:03:15MIDDLE EASTERN MUSIC

0:03:16 > 0:03:19RUMBLING

0:03:22 > 0:03:24HARP PLAYS

0:03:28 > 0:03:31Uh, what do we do with a giant microscope?

0:03:31 > 0:03:32Look through it,

0:03:32 > 0:03:33what do you think?

0:03:40 > 0:03:43O-o-oh-h-h! A-a-r-rghh!

0:03:45 > 0:03:47Oh!

0:03:47 > 0:03:49GRASSHOPPER CHIRPS

0:03:49 > 0:03:51BIRDSONG

0:03:51 > 0:03:54Ah-h-h!

0:03:54 > 0:03:55MECHANICAL PULSING

0:04:01 > 0:04:04If this is where I came down...

0:04:06 > 0:04:08Ah-ha. Hey, Diego!

0:04:08 > 0:04:12I know what it...o-o-h-h!

0:04:16 > 0:04:18THEY SCREAM

0:04:22 > 0:04:23O-o-mphhh!

0:04:23 > 0:04:25O-o-mphhh!

0:04:25 > 0:04:27Where are we, Ziggy?

0:04:29 > 0:04:30Wait a minute!

0:04:30 > 0:04:32'Wasn't you lookin' up at the lens

0:04:32 > 0:04:33'just before we fell in?'

0:04:33 > 0:04:36I think we're in Joe's nose!

0:04:36 > 0:04:38And these are Joe's nose hairs!

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Ugh-h-h!

0:04:40 > 0:04:42- 'Left, right, left!'- Huh?

0:04:42 > 0:04:44MILITARY STYLE # We are brave and we are bold

0:04:44 > 0:04:46# We are brave and we are bold

0:04:46 > 0:04:47# And we spread the common cold

0:04:47 > 0:04:49# And we spread the common cold. #

0:04:49 > 0:04:51Who are THEY?

0:04:51 > 0:04:53You heard 'em!

0:04:53 > 0:04:55They spread the common cold!

0:04:55 > 0:04:57They're cold germs!

0:04:57 > 0:04:58- That's it!- Oh!

0:05:01 > 0:05:02Hold it right there, pal!

0:05:02 > 0:05:05Secret agents Ziggy and Diego, from HQ.

0:05:05 > 0:05:06Huh?

0:05:06 > 0:05:09We're here to check you're doing things right!

0:05:09 > 0:05:12Yeah? So how come I never heard of you?

0:05:12 > 0:05:14'Cos we're secret, bonehead!

0:05:14 > 0:05:17And salute when you meet an officer.

0:05:17 > 0:05:18ALL: Sir, yes sir!

0:05:18 > 0:05:21Now, show us how you spread the sniffles.

0:05:21 > 0:05:25Eh, number four, PRESENT ARMS!

0:05:25 > 0:05:26THEY SQUELCH

0:05:26 > 0:05:28DRUM ROLL

0:05:32 > 0:05:35The Mark One Sniffilator, sir! Our pride and joy!

0:05:35 > 0:05:38You! tell me what YOU know about it!

0:05:38 > 0:05:41Sir! Sniffilators cannot fall into enemy hands,

0:05:41 > 0:05:44because if a scientist got his hands on one, there'd be a cure.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46That would mean the end of the common cold,

0:05:46 > 0:05:50and our glorious civilisation, sir!

0:05:50 > 0:05:51You've trained her well!

0:05:51 > 0:05:54Consider yourself in line for promotion.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Don't just stand there!

0:05:56 > 0:05:59Show me how you use it!

0:06:02 > 0:06:04Hmmm. Where did they go?

0:06:04 > 0:06:07A-a-a-ahhh...

0:06:07 > 0:06:09RUMBLING

0:06:09 > 0:06:12He's going to blow!

0:06:12 > 0:06:14- '..a-a-a-ahhh...'- Abandon nose!

0:06:16 > 0:06:19O-o-ow-w-w!

0:06:22 > 0:06:26A-a-a-a-aachoo!

0:06:26 > 0:06:27SWOOSH

0:06:27 > 0:06:28PLOP

0:06:28 > 0:06:32You should put your hand over your mouth when you sneeze.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34Come with me, and buy some tissues!

0:06:36 > 0:06:38Looks like a throat job, sir!

0:06:38 > 0:06:40OK, let's find the tonsils!

0:06:42 > 0:06:45Hey, thanks for saving me back there.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Goes with the territory, sir. Proud to be of service.

0:06:55 > 0:06:59Hey, cool!

0:06:59 > 0:07:03Help yourself to tissues. I need to have a word with Tony.

0:07:09 > 0:07:13Wait for your chance, then grab the sniffilator from that soldier.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15I can't do that. She saved me life!

0:07:15 > 0:07:18Company, HALT!

0:07:20 > 0:07:22Deploy sniffilators!

0:07:26 > 0:07:28- Tony, come back here! - Oh!

0:07:30 > 0:07:33DRUMROLL

0:07:33 > 0:07:35Gotcha!

0:07:38 > 0:07:41OK, you win.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44A-a-aachoo!

0:07:47 > 0:07:50- What's that? - Watch out, everybody!

0:07:50 > 0:07:53THEY SCREAM

0:07:53 > 0:07:54Oh!

0:07:55 > 0:07:58Don't worry, sir, I'm OK.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02- Where are we going? - We're gettin' out of here!

0:08:02 > 0:08:04With this!

0:08:04 > 0:08:07Hey, stop! Come back with that sniffilator!

0:08:10 > 0:08:14Come on. We've got to get it to the lab!

0:08:14 > 0:08:17- We'll take Larry's van. - There's no keys.

0:08:20 > 0:08:24Oh, wait till I get my hands on Tony.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27Yeah!

0:08:29 > 0:08:33We find the sniffilator, then we get out of here.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35You, 2 million press ups.

0:08:35 > 0:08:36Sir, yes sir!

0:08:39 > 0:08:41Huh?

0:08:41 > 0:08:43Erm, you seen Sonia anywhere?

0:08:43 > 0:08:45You thieving slimeball!

0:08:45 > 0:08:49I ought to turn you into a dung beetle!

0:08:49 > 0:08:53This feels wrong, Ziggy! I think we should give it back.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55You're going to be a scientific hero!

0:08:55 > 0:08:57And I'm going to be free!

0:08:57 > 0:09:01Uh-ha! Uh-ha! Uh-ha!

0:09:05 > 0:09:07Hey!

0:09:08 > 0:09:10Uh-ha! Uh-ha! You again!

0:09:11 > 0:09:13Come on, Diego!

0:09:13 > 0:09:17Say your goodbyes, and let's GO!

0:09:17 > 0:09:18You're toast, buddy!

0:09:18 > 0:09:21Nobody takes my sniffilator and lives to tell the tale.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23You've got me all wrong.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Here! I may be a simple camel,

0:09:25 > 0:09:29but there are lines in the sand, me hooves will NOT cross!

0:09:29 > 0:09:31Hi-yee!

0:09:34 > 0:09:36What did you do with the sniffilator?

0:09:36 > 0:09:38Uh...

0:09:38 > 0:09:41A-a-r-rghh!

0:09:45 > 0:09:47Where'd you get THAT?

0:09:47 > 0:09:49It came with me delivery of feather dusters. Why?

0:09:49 > 0:09:52Feather dusters?

0:09:52 > 0:09:54Put this one on Diego's account!

0:09:57 > 0:10:00Congratulations!

0:10:00 > 0:10:02You passed the ultimate test -

0:10:02 > 0:10:06to recover a sniffilator from hostile territory.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08Huh?

0:10:08 > 0:10:11This, my friend, is the Sniffilator, Mark Two.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14Outwardly identical, but ten times as powerful.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16It comes with your promotion, to General!

0:10:16 > 0:10:19- Oh!- And to yours,

0:10:19 > 0:10:21as Platoon Commander!

0:10:21 > 0:10:25TRUMPET PLAYS

0:10:25 > 0:10:27Good work, men. As you were!

0:10:27 > 0:10:29Number four, take over!

0:10:29 > 0:10:32Sir, yes sir! Platoon, quick march!

0:10:32 > 0:10:35Left, left, left, right, left!

0:10:37 > 0:10:39I don't know what's going on here,

0:10:39 > 0:10:42but you owe me for a feather duster.

0:10:42 > 0:10:45- I do?- Mind you, I still don't understand why Tony left it

0:10:45 > 0:10:48for me to find in Larry's van.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50What did you find in Larry's van?

0:10:50 > 0:10:52- This!- Huh?

0:10:52 > 0:10:53First, Tony took it,

0:10:53 > 0:10:57and then he just left it there, on the front seat.

0:10:57 > 0:10:59I don't know what he was up to.

0:10:59 > 0:11:00Wha....

0:11:04 > 0:11:07Wai-i-i-t-t!

0:11:08 > 0:11:10Bye, sir. Thanks for everything!

0:11:15 > 0:11:18Oh-h... A-a-a-ahhh...

0:11:18 > 0:11:23a-a-a-ahhh... A-a-aachoo-o-o!

0:11:28 > 0:11:30COUGHING

0:11:30 > 0:11:33HE WAILS

0:11:33 > 0:11:35Poor Ziggy! It seems he was telling the truth

0:11:35 > 0:11:37about genies catching colds.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39How long's he been in quarantine now?

0:11:39 > 0:11:42Ooh, must be about a week.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44Such a shame!

0:11:44 > 0:11:46'A-a-a-ahhh...

0:11:46 > 0:11:48'a-a-a-ahhh...

0:11:48 > 0:11:51'choo-o-o-o!

0:11:51 > 0:11:53'A-a-aachoo!'

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