0:00:02 > 0:00:05I was hit by a can, opened it and out popped a genie!
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Three wishes set me free
0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Trust me I'm a genie
0:00:10 > 0:00:13- # Wish one -- And on that first day
0:00:13 > 0:00:16- # I got my very own cafe -- Taa-daa!
0:00:16 > 0:00:18- # Wish two -- That was cool
0:00:18 > 0:00:22- # I got my own swimming pool - - Hee-hee!
0:00:22 > 0:00:25# But then I dropped the magic can
0:00:25 > 0:00:27# It filled with sand
0:00:27 > 0:00:30# And the works got jammed
0:00:30 > 0:00:33- # Wish three -- a total catastrophe
0:00:33 > 0:00:35# The genie raved and ranted
0:00:35 > 0:00:38# But no third wish was granted
0:00:38 > 0:00:41# If one more wish comes true
0:00:41 > 0:00:44# Then I'll be free from you
0:00:44 > 0:00:47# Trust me I'm a genie. #
0:00:55 > 0:00:59'Your profile is now complete. Welcome to My Desert Friends.'
0:00:59 > 0:01:03Wicked, I'm going to ask all me pals to be me friends.
0:01:03 > 0:01:09I'm mates with Tony, Jo and Zazie. Oh, Larry doesn't have a computer.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Who else can I invite?
0:01:11 > 0:01:12Sam Sahara!
0:01:12 > 0:01:15Really? He'll never answer you!
0:01:16 > 0:01:18- 'You have mail.'- Ah!
0:01:18 > 0:01:21- He answered!- 'Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:01:21 > 0:01:25- 'Sorry, but you only have - - 'Three friends' -
0:01:25 > 0:01:29'and the great Sam Sahara only makes friends with
0:01:29 > 0:01:32'super multi-friend subscribers.'
0:01:32 > 0:01:35'Sam Sahara has one million friends.
0:01:35 > 0:01:39'This message will auto pop-up in two seconds.'
0:01:40 > 0:01:43- Oof!- Oh!- Oh, no! Me computer!
0:01:44 > 0:01:46It's over, Diego.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Time of death 10.07.
0:01:53 > 0:01:57Sam Sahara, I'll get my revenge!
0:01:57 > 0:02:01I'll watch your films THREE times...instead of eight.
0:02:01 > 0:02:05Ooh, how cruel, but I have a better idea.
0:02:05 > 0:02:09Just image how he'd react if you had more pals than him
0:02:09 > 0:02:11on My Desert Friends.
0:02:11 > 0:02:15I bet he'd beg you to add him. Good thinking, no?
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Oh, Diego,
0:02:18 > 0:02:22- I want to be friends with you for ever...- Oh-ho-ho!
0:02:22 > 0:02:25..I'm begging you.
0:02:25 > 0:02:29Erm, I don't know really. Actually, NO!
0:02:29 > 0:02:33Owwwwww!
0:02:33 > 0:02:39Ziggy, I wish I had more pals than Sam Sahara on My Desert Friends.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Consider it done.
0:02:44 > 0:02:50I call upon the powers that be to grant this wish and set me free!
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Oh!
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Ha! You certainly took your time!
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Excuse me,
0:03:08 > 0:03:13but two 77,223 volt batteries are not an easy thing to find.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Wahhhh!
0:03:21 > 0:03:26- Awesome, that's even better than a computer!- It's a magic ball!
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Look, Diego,
0:03:28 > 0:03:33those who are touched by the ball's beams become your Desert Friends!
0:03:33 > 0:03:37Let's try Larry. We'll see if those who don't have computers
0:03:37 > 0:03:38can be your friends.
0:03:38 > 0:03:43- What about my customers? I have a cafe to run!- I'll look after it!
0:03:43 > 0:03:48- Better still, I'll abandon my shop and work for you for free.- Oh?
0:03:48 > 0:03:52- And for life! - All right, if you like?
0:03:52 > 0:03:55- Maybe just for today? - OK, for today then.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Here you are, a Devil Diego.
0:03:58 > 0:04:02Er, are you feeling OK, Sonia?
0:04:02 > 0:04:06She's fine. Come on, we've got friends to make.
0:04:06 > 0:04:10There he is. Let's try out this ball's power.
0:04:18 > 0:04:19Excellent!
0:04:19 > 0:04:24Diego, how do you fancy a little trip to Oasiswood?
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Oh, you, man.
0:04:28 > 0:04:32You really are one of the coolest dudes I know.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35They don't make guys like you anymore.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38- Give us some air!- No worries, mate.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Breathing makes you well cool.
0:04:40 > 0:04:46Erm, tell me, Larry, could we, er, borrow your van for the day?
0:04:46 > 0:04:51Yep, only if Diego drives, man. I totally trust him.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Don't worry, Zig, I'm a great driver.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56I aced Captain Justice's Scooter Challenge.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01You're doing fine, man.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04- He's cool.- He's handsome. - Diego!- Diego!
0:05:04 > 0:05:08- What's up with Larry and Sonia? - Nothing, you're imagining stuff.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Concentrate on the road.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Are you ever going to get a move on?
0:05:18 > 0:05:23Oh, Oasiswood doesn't seem very friendly, Ziggy.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26- BEEP! BEEP!- Boo! Boo!
0:05:29 > 0:05:33- Woo!- Woo!- Welcome! - Welcome to Oasiswood!
0:05:33 > 0:05:36See, these people love you!
0:05:36 > 0:05:40Woo-hoo! Wow, isn't everyone lovely?
0:05:40 > 0:05:43This ball of yours works really well.
0:05:43 > 0:05:47Hm. We need loads more friends.
0:05:47 > 0:05:48- Diego!- Diego!
0:05:50 > 0:05:52- Woo!- Diego, you're the man!
0:05:52 > 0:05:57- Ah, hoo-hoo!- Hooray, we love Diego!
0:05:57 > 0:05:58BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
0:06:00 > 0:06:02EXCITED CHATTERING
0:06:02 > 0:06:03Hey!
0:06:03 > 0:06:07Isn't that...well...odd?
0:06:07 > 0:06:11- Wah! Hey, hey! Wha...hey! - Wait for me here,
0:06:11 > 0:06:16I'm going to get you more friends. Sit back and enjoy your popularity.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22DIEGO PANTS
0:06:22 > 0:06:27- Don't worry, Mr Diego, I'll fix your air-con in two tics.- Great, thanks.
0:06:27 > 0:06:33- Are you a mechanic?- Of course! And no charge for you, Diego. There you go.
0:06:33 > 0:06:34Oh!
0:06:37 > 0:06:38Huh?
0:06:40 > 0:06:43Hey, hey, hey! Off you go! This is my Diego!
0:06:43 > 0:06:47I'm the only authorised person to de-freeze him!
0:06:47 > 0:06:50Ziggy, I'm not too sure about my new friends.
0:06:50 > 0:06:55Everyone is so friendly here, but some of them are a little bit odd.
0:06:55 > 0:06:59Oh, really. I haven't noticed anything odd.
0:07:04 > 0:07:08- What's this about?- Diego!- Diego! - Sounds like an earthquake.
0:07:08 > 0:07:09CHEERING
0:07:12 > 0:07:15Oh, it's a hoard of fans!
0:07:16 > 0:07:19- Hey, Diego!- Are you crazy?
0:07:19 > 0:07:23I can't have fun with THAT many friends at the same time!
0:07:23 > 0:07:25- Have fun with me!- Or with me!
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Forget the van, follow me!
0:07:28 > 0:07:29SHOUTING
0:07:29 > 0:07:30- Diego!- Diego!
0:07:32 > 0:07:34Huh? They didn't see us?
0:07:34 > 0:07:36- Diego!- Diego!
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Ah! Ow!
0:07:38 > 0:07:40CHEERING
0:07:41 > 0:07:46- Let's change our clothes and go incognito.- Huh?
0:07:46 > 0:07:48- There he is!- Wah!
0:07:48 > 0:07:53I've just had them done. They're REALLY trendy!
0:07:53 > 0:07:56Oh, I need to sit down.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58So, Ziggy, what's really going on?
0:08:01 > 0:08:07A titanium Captain Justice figurine with it's partly ripped costume,
0:08:07 > 0:08:10bitten off by the Blue Hedgehog in season four!
0:08:10 > 0:08:13There's only one copy of it in the whole world!
0:08:13 > 0:08:17You're giving it to me? Ziggy, this isn't right.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20This ball is turning everyone completely loopy.
0:08:20 > 0:08:25Yeah, and so what? At least you've got lots of friends on your profile.
0:08:25 > 0:08:29Just a few more million and your wish is granted.
0:08:29 > 0:08:30Must keep going!
0:08:30 > 0:08:34But I want real pals, not fake friends.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Oh, my mistake. Ha-ha!
0:08:36 > 0:08:39I think I must have had the settings wrong,
0:08:39 > 0:08:42but I've sorted that out, I promise!
0:08:42 > 0:08:46Come on, Diego, trust me, I'm a genie.
0:08:48 > 0:08:49Good.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51We escaped the fake friends.
0:08:53 > 0:08:57The match! Diego, all your future real friends are waiting for you.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Really? Oh, if you say so, Ziggy.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03- Let's go.- This is where you kids stop.
0:09:05 > 0:09:09- Ah!- It's Diego, the real one, in flesh and bone!
0:09:09 > 0:09:14- I want to take his picture! - No, let me go!
0:09:14 > 0:09:15Ziggy!
0:09:17 > 0:09:19And you are?
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Catch him!
0:09:29 > 0:09:33- Diego!- Diego!- Diego!- Diego!
0:09:33 > 0:09:34Diego!
0:09:34 > 0:09:38If you stand for the next elections to replace me
0:09:38 > 0:09:41I'll definitely vote for you.
0:09:41 > 0:09:46Who's the best? Diego's the best! Who's the best? Diego's the best!
0:09:46 > 0:09:50- Who's the best? Diego's the best! - This is enough!
0:09:50 > 0:09:53I just want to go back to me real friends and me sofa.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56- You're right, I'm going to sort this out.- Cool.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59As soon as the wish is fulfilled.
0:09:59 > 0:10:03With satellites', half the planet will be friendilised!
0:10:03 > 0:10:07No, Ziggy, stop it! I don't want any more friends.
0:10:08 > 0:10:13Once again, you've saved the world, Captain Justice!
0:10:14 > 0:10:17Well, well, isn't this just great?
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Grr! Ha!
0:10:19 > 0:10:22What's up with you? Looking for a friend?
0:10:22 > 0:10:26Oh, no, Diego is in danger, quick!
0:10:27 > 0:10:32The VIP is in safe hands. Repeat, VIP in safe hands.
0:10:32 > 0:10:37I have a meeting on the roof, could you throw me up there, please?
0:10:37 > 0:10:40I'd be honoured to, Master Diego.
0:10:40 > 0:10:44- At last, it's all ready. - Stop! Don't!
0:10:44 > 0:10:46I don't want any other friends!
0:10:46 > 0:10:49I like the ones I already have!
0:10:49 > 0:10:53Too late, I've just sent the mass friendilisation procedure.
0:10:55 > 0:10:56NO!
0:10:56 > 0:11:01There's only one person missing for the wish to be fulfilled!
0:11:01 > 0:11:05We want Diego! We want Diego! We want Diego! We want Diego!
0:11:05 > 0:11:06We want Diego!
0:11:06 > 0:11:08- Wahhhh!- Ahh!
0:11:08 > 0:11:12- Ugh!- Ah, help me, Ziggy!
0:11:12 > 0:11:15But I'm going to lose the ball if I help you!
0:11:17 > 0:11:20ALL: What are we all doing here?
0:11:20 > 0:11:23Thanks for not letting go of me...buddy.
0:11:23 > 0:11:24Ahhh!
0:11:26 > 0:11:30- Ha-ha-ha!- Ha-ha-ha!- Oh, yeah! - What's so funny?
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Looks like you're famous, Ziggy!
0:11:33 > 0:11:36Check it out! Sam sent me a message!
0:11:36 > 0:11:40'Apparently you know Ziggy, the internet's latest star.
0:11:40 > 0:11:47'WHAT an amazing guy. Can you tell him I'd like to be his friend?'
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Ha-ha-ha!
0:11:49 > 0:11:53- Ha-ha-ha!- Ha-ha-ha! - Ha-ha-ha! Oh, yes!
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