Secrets and Spies

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05# I was hit by a can, opened it and out popped a genie!

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Three wishes set me free

0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Trust me, I'm a genie

0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Wish one and on that first day

0:00:13 > 0:00:16# I got my very own cafe Ta-da!

0:00:16 > 0:00:18# Wish two That was cool

0:00:18 > 0:00:22# I got my own swimming pool Hee-hee

0:00:22 > 0:00:25# But then I dropped the magic can

0:00:25 > 0:00:27# It filled with sand

0:00:27 > 0:00:30# And the works got jammed

0:00:30 > 0:00:33# Wish three A total catastrophe

0:00:33 > 0:00:35# The genie raved and ranted

0:00:35 > 0:00:38# But no third wish was granted

0:00:38 > 0:00:41# If one more wish comes true

0:00:41 > 0:00:44# Then I'll be free from you

0:00:44 > 0:00:47# Trust me, I'm a genie. #

0:00:54 > 0:00:57This is great. I bet there aren't many people

0:00:57 > 0:01:00who know about this place. HORN HONKS

0:01:00 > 0:01:03Excuse me, could you move over, please?

0:01:03 > 0:01:05HORNS HONK

0:01:08 > 0:01:11ALL: Whoa!

0:01:11 > 0:01:13ALL COUGH

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Hey, what's so important?

0:01:16 > 0:01:18ALL: Phew.

0:01:20 > 0:01:24They must be heading for that volcano.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27- Maybe they're up to something. - And maybe they're not!

0:01:27 > 0:01:30Why take tons of equipment to a volcano

0:01:30 > 0:01:32unless you're up to something bad!

0:01:32 > 0:01:35Jumping to conclusions is stupid.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38Yes, I'm sure there's an innocent explanation, Ziggy.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41"Innocent explanation, Ziggy."

0:01:41 > 0:01:45What, like it's a volcano expert's day trip? Listen to me for once.

0:01:45 > 0:01:49The guy in the jeep, let's call him Mr X,

0:01:49 > 0:01:53what if he's planning to take over Oasiswood, or the whole world?

0:01:53 > 0:01:56Then we should tell the police.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58Aren't we getting a little carried away here?

0:01:58 > 0:02:01This is serious. With all that equipment

0:02:01 > 0:02:04he could wipe out the beach, the sweet shop, the oasis!

0:02:04 > 0:02:06Ooh!

0:02:13 > 0:02:19If only we had someone brave and cool enough to stop Mr X.

0:02:19 > 0:02:24Someone brave and cool like, er, well, like you, Diego.

0:02:24 > 0:02:27Me? I don't know if I could, really. Could I?

0:02:27 > 0:02:29Just think about it.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Here!

0:02:40 > 0:02:42Oh!

0:02:55 > 0:02:58Aaagh!

0:03:05 > 0:03:09Well, whatever this Mr X's mission is, my own mission is clear.

0:03:09 > 0:03:12I wish to make Mr X's mission fail!

0:03:12 > 0:03:15You got it!

0:03:15 > 0:03:21I call upon the powers that be, grant this wish and set me free!

0:03:27 > 0:03:31Wow! With all this stuff, Mr X doesn't stand a chance!

0:03:31 > 0:03:36You still have a problem. Mr X will get to the volcano long before you.

0:03:36 > 0:03:42Then how about we deploy the flying car? Ta-da!

0:03:47 > 0:03:51OK, make that the flying rocket!

0:03:51 > 0:03:57- Has it been fully tested, and everything?- Trust me, I'm genie.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00You are coming with us, Sonia? Please?

0:04:04 > 0:04:08This is great! We'll easily get there first.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11Ziggy! Wrong way!

0:04:13 > 0:04:15BOTH: Aaaargh!

0:04:15 > 0:04:18OK, we'll use these,

0:04:18 > 0:04:21they're obviously toothpaste tube helium balloons!

0:04:23 > 0:04:29Minty freshness! It's an overnight spy kit! Oh!

0:04:29 > 0:04:31Aaagh!

0:04:33 > 0:04:35- LOUDSPEAKER:- 'Attention crew,

0:04:35 > 0:04:39- 'prepare to unload the equipment for the spy base.'- Spy base!

0:04:45 > 0:04:48I wonder why there's a hot dog van on board?

0:04:48 > 0:04:51How should I know? Just find something useful.

0:04:51 > 0:04:56Oh, I've seen one of those before, it's...

0:04:56 > 0:04:57ALL: Whoa!

0:04:59 > 0:05:02..a universal vehicle starter.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10Now, let's quit messing around.

0:05:10 > 0:05:13The sooner we block Mr X's access to the volcano

0:05:13 > 0:05:17the sooner we stop his mission, the sooner I'm free!

0:05:23 > 0:05:25SQUEAKING

0:05:34 > 0:05:37OK, this is where we drive through.

0:05:37 > 0:05:41Once Mr X has taken a wrong road, we'll have plenty of time

0:05:41 > 0:05:42to put him out of action.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45Poor Mr X, he doesn't stand a chance.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Whoa!

0:06:09 > 0:06:12That must point to a spy satellite.

0:06:12 > 0:06:14He's obviously in contact with other spies.

0:06:14 > 0:06:18Or in contact with all the latest sports and movies.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20- He's thought of everything.- Use this.

0:06:20 > 0:06:23It blocks the signal somehow.

0:06:23 > 0:06:27- Aaagh!- Will you quit messing around and block the signal?

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Good. Now he's cut off.

0:06:31 > 0:06:33Somebody help! Whoa!

0:06:33 > 0:06:36Argh! BOTH: Whoa!

0:06:36 > 0:06:37CRASH!

0:06:38 > 0:06:43OK, let's try the spynoculars.

0:06:44 > 0:06:49Interesting. One of the spies is disguised as a giant bug.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52They're spynoculars.

0:06:52 > 0:06:56You look the opposite way so no-one knows you're spying on them.

0:06:56 > 0:07:01Yeah, what's the matter with you? Now watch and learn.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03Argh!

0:07:16 > 0:07:20A sneaky look at his laptop might help.

0:07:20 > 0:07:25- It's bound to have the blueprints to the base on it.- If you say so.

0:07:25 > 0:07:31Hmm. Mr X's laptop. Looks like we'll have to deploy the spy picnic.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36Well, this is pretty straightforward.

0:07:36 > 0:07:40Spaghetti rope with spy camera meatballs,

0:07:40 > 0:07:43a nice crusty microphone baguette,

0:07:43 > 0:07:46and a special pizza for yours truly.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48OK, that should distract everyone

0:07:48 > 0:07:51while you sneak a look at Mr X's computer.

0:07:51 > 0:07:54Just remember, be careful.

0:07:54 > 0:07:57Don't worry. Careful is my middle name.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59Urgh!

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Argh! Ziggy! Aah!

0:08:01 > 0:08:04WHIRRING

0:08:11 > 0:08:16- Oh!- Don't worry, I'll just come up with a new plan.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18Well, at least I'm safe from the drop.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21Aah! Me and my big mo-o-outh!

0:08:24 > 0:08:26Ziggy! See if you can raise me up!

0:08:26 > 0:08:29SLURPING

0:08:43 > 0:08:46I've been expecting you.

0:08:46 > 0:08:51Really? I thought we'd, like, spied really top secretly?

0:08:51 > 0:08:57Anyway, Mr X, it's time for your evil volcano plans to fizzle out.

0:08:57 > 0:09:01Excellent. Well, you know how it works.

0:09:01 > 0:09:07If you want to stop me, first you have to catch me.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10Catch you? Right!

0:09:10 > 0:09:12SLURPING

0:09:12 > 0:09:13- Yaah!- Oh!

0:09:17 > 0:09:20Follow that spy! It's our only chance to stop him!

0:09:20 > 0:09:22SLURPING

0:09:22 > 0:09:24- HE BELCHES - He doesn't stand a chance!

0:09:27 > 0:09:29ENGINE REVS

0:09:29 > 0:09:32Whoa! Whoa! Ah!

0:09:36 > 0:09:39Don't worry, we're gaining on him!

0:09:45 > 0:09:47ALL: Aaaargh!

0:09:47 > 0:09:51Don't worry, we're gaining on him!

0:09:52 > 0:09:55ALL: Whoa!

0:09:58 > 0:10:00Ugh! Huh?

0:10:00 > 0:10:03- We've got no power. - Don't worry, I have an idea.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10Whoa!

0:10:14 > 0:10:20Wow! That was amazing! You guys are most definitely hired!

0:10:20 > 0:10:23You're the best theme park actors I've seen yet.

0:10:23 > 0:10:26- Hired? Actors? - What? What do you mean?

0:10:26 > 0:10:29He means he's building a fun attraction

0:10:29 > 0:10:31called the Top Secret Theme Park.

0:10:31 > 0:10:36His mission is to provide thrilling holidays for families.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39How can you possibly know that?

0:10:39 > 0:10:43The volcano is a secret agent theme park?

0:10:43 > 0:10:46N-o-o-o!

0:10:46 > 0:10:49But we heard about a spy base.

0:10:49 > 0:10:54The Spy Base? That's going to be a restaurant and gift shop.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56Diego, you can still stop this guy!

0:10:56 > 0:10:59All you have to do is destroy everything.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01Oh, don't be ridiculous!

0:11:01 > 0:11:05Actually, the Top Secret Theme Park can have all my spy gadgets.

0:11:05 > 0:11:09- I'm sure the children will love them! - No! Diego!

0:11:09 > 0:11:12Why can't we just be evil for once?!

0:11:12 > 0:11:14If you don't want to work here,

0:11:14 > 0:11:16there's still something you could do.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19I'm sorry you won't be joining us,

0:11:19 > 0:11:23but thank you for volunteering to test the new rides.

0:11:23 > 0:11:26It's the least we can do, right, Ziggy?

0:11:29 > 0:11:32The blaster. Test one.

0:11:34 > 0:11:38BOTH: Whoaaaaaahhh!

0:11:38 > 0:11:43Whoooooaaaaahhhh!

0:11:44 > 0:11:46Aaaaaargh!

0:11:46 > 0:11:51Yeah, I think we might need to test that again.

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