0:00:02 > 0:00:05I was hit by a can, opened it and out popped a genie!
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Three wishes set me free
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Trust me, I'm a genie!
0:00:10 > 0:00:13- # Wish one - And on that first day
0:00:13 > 0:00:16- # I got my very own cafe - Taa-daa!
0:00:16 > 0:00:18- # Wish two - That was cool
0:00:18 > 0:00:22- # I got my own swimming pool - Hee-hee!
0:00:22 > 0:00:25# But then I dropped the magic can
0:00:25 > 0:00:27# It filled with sand
0:00:27 > 0:00:29# And the works got jammed!
0:00:29 > 0:00:32- # Wish three - A total catastrophe
0:00:32 > 0:00:34# The genie raved and ranted
0:00:34 > 0:00:38# But no third wish was granted
0:00:38 > 0:00:41# If one more wish comes true
0:00:41 > 0:00:44# Then I'll be free from you
0:00:44 > 0:00:47# Trust me, I'm a genie. #
0:00:56 > 0:01:02Are you ready? Get set... Go!
0:01:02 > 0:01:05Ah, a karate headband! Banzai!
0:01:05 > 0:01:08The last spike for my techno cactus.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11Yes! The infrared filter for my spy-noculars!
0:01:11 > 0:01:18Cool! My final canned laughter module. The creepy one! The rarest!
0:01:18 > 0:01:22So, Diego. Why so quiet? Don't tell me you've got the same...
0:01:22 > 0:01:27The same old Golden Captain Justice pants. I've got millions of them.
0:01:27 > 0:01:31I don't know what to do with them. CREEPY CANNED LAUGHTER
0:01:31 > 0:01:34'Live and direct from the Turbo Market car park,
0:01:34 > 0:01:39'a VIP pass giving free access to the Oasiswood Studios for life'
0:01:39 > 0:01:45is hidden in one of the 10,000 yummy scrummy bangers and beans cans!
0:01:45 > 0:01:47'For one single day only and today's the day!
0:01:47 > 0:01:50'Starting at midday.
0:01:50 > 0:01:55'Don't waste time. Hurry on down to Turbo Market!'
0:01:55 > 0:02:01- I'll definitely never find it, me. I'm the most unlucky camel ever.- Hey!
0:02:01 > 0:02:04You were lucky enough to find a genie like me!
0:02:04 > 0:02:08Pull yourself together. With a VIP pass,
0:02:08 > 0:02:12you'll spend the rest of your life surrounded by the biggest stars.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Trust me. I'm a genie.
0:02:17 > 0:02:23- Come on, Diego. Let me in. Don't be such a cheapskate.- Yoo-hoo! Diego!
0:02:26 > 0:02:31Yes. You're right. I wish to find the VIP pass. That's my third wish!
0:02:31 > 0:02:35Hold on tight cos this one's the big one.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38I call upon the powers that be
0:02:38 > 0:02:42to grant this wish and set me free!
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Is it in there? It's not in there.
0:02:52 > 0:02:59Bravo! You are the lucky winner of an X-ray torch.
0:02:59 > 0:03:05- A torch? What good will that do? - No, an X-ray torch.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08It allows you to see through walls and objects.
0:03:08 > 0:03:12With it, you'll find the VIP pass inside the can.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Way cool!
0:03:15 > 0:03:19Easy peasy!
0:03:19 > 0:03:23Yes, but no... I want to find it by myself.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Using am X-ray is all wrong.
0:03:25 > 0:03:32- You can't make me into a cheat. - Not a problem. Let's set up Plan B.
0:03:32 > 0:03:36Yes! Check out what I just found behind this piece of furniture.
0:03:36 > 0:03:41Argh! You shouldn't blow your nose behind the furniture, Diego!
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Let go of that huge bogey!
0:03:43 > 0:03:47No, Ziggy. This is Bananos, my lucky charm.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50I had it in my pocket when I found you.
0:03:50 > 0:03:54I've always been lucky when I've had had Bananos with me.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Now luck will be on my side.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59I bet I find the right bangers and beans can with this!
0:03:59 > 0:04:03- You're joking, right? - No need to cheat, Ziggy.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06Diego's got Bananos, his super lucky charm!
0:04:06 > 0:04:10Once again, I'll have to do the whole job myself.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12A unique VIP pass!
0:04:12 > 0:04:17- The ultimate dream!- That'll be more than a dream for you, Diego.
0:04:17 > 0:04:21Please don't cry your eyes out if I win the VIP pass.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24Just you watch me, shaking pincers with all the stars!
0:04:24 > 0:04:28The most caring person should win it. Perhaps that could be me.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Don't listen, Bananos. They're jealous!
0:04:31 > 0:04:34They don't have your fantastic good luck powers.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Oh! I'm going to have to fix this one all by myself,
0:04:37 > 0:04:40if I ever want to taste freedom.
0:04:40 > 0:04:44'Hold on to your trolleys. Opening in ten minutes!'
0:04:44 > 0:04:50Ow! Watch out! You youngsters are always in a hurry.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Ah!
0:05:09 > 0:05:16Just my luck. It had to be the bottom one. There must be a way.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Ya-ha!
0:05:22 > 0:05:24EXCITED CHATTERING
0:05:26 > 0:05:31Goodbye to the competition. Tony coming through!
0:05:31 > 0:05:33May the banana be with me!
0:05:36 > 0:05:39You can't beat the ultra lucky banana, Tony!
0:05:42 > 0:05:46- Argh! - Oh, Bananos. Show me the way.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51Run along now. Go play somewhere else.
0:05:51 > 0:05:55They've got cuddly toys in the kiddies' section.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00Get off my can!
0:06:00 > 0:06:05- What are you doing here with my cousins?- Me? Nothing. Wait.
0:06:05 > 0:06:10Since when is it forbidden to have a chat and a paddle with lobsters?
0:06:13 > 0:06:19By the power of Bananos! The ultimate lucky charm!
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Sorry, Diego.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Huh?
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Calm down, young man! Slow down!
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Hey! Furry creature! Can't you read?
0:06:40 > 0:06:42This is a high-fragility aisle.
0:06:42 > 0:06:46If you must run, do it in slow motion.
0:06:47 > 0:06:53- (VERY SLOWLY)- S-o-o-o-o-o-r-r-r-ry, Mr Security Guy.
0:06:55 > 0:06:59No way! I saw it first! You can't take it away from me.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Ha-ya!
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Oof!
0:07:08 > 0:07:11You really are the best, Bananos.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13TILLS BEEPING
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Your attention, please.
0:07:18 > 0:07:23Amazing flash sale deal on dancing cacti in the garden aisle.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26Right now!
0:07:26 > 0:07:30Oh, wow! It can even disco dance!
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Disco!
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Wha...?
0:07:45 > 0:07:50Oh, my word! This banana key ring really is all-powerful.
0:07:58 > 0:08:03- Slow down, Diego. Give me your can!- Move back, Tony.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Or what? You're going to banana me?
0:08:08 > 0:08:11Argh!
0:08:14 > 0:08:20Wow! Ziggy, see what me good luck charm can do?
0:08:20 > 0:08:23It's not over yet. The wish has to be granted.
0:08:23 > 0:08:27Now, I've got the perfect solution for getting through
0:08:27 > 0:08:30the express checkout unnoticed.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39This dress doesn't do anything for me.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42I'm sure the glittery dress would suit me better.
0:08:42 > 0:08:46Keep your concentration. Our target is the express checkout.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49Ooh! Coochy-coochy-coo!
0:08:49 > 0:08:55- Who's the prettiest baby of them all? - Don't overdo it...Nanny!
0:08:55 > 0:09:00No funny stuff. Once we find the can, we share the VIP pass.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03We get alternate weekends. Deal?
0:09:03 > 0:09:07Rubbish. They wouldn't even spot an elephant in a tunnel.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Excuse me, lady. Your baby has lost his toy.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14BANANOS SQUEAKS
0:09:14 > 0:09:18Diego! What are you doing? Hurry! Quick!
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Bananos, I can't abandon him.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Argh!
0:09:23 > 0:09:27Let me go! This camel is not the woman you think he is.
0:09:30 > 0:09:34- Oh!- 'Dear customers, the 9,999th can has just been scanned.
0:09:34 > 0:09:39'There are only 10,000. there's only one left. The winning one!'
0:09:41 > 0:09:46Must be patient. Wait for the exact right moment.
0:09:46 > 0:09:52You're quite right. Good things come to those who wait.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02PEOPLE GASP
0:10:02 > 0:10:06Hold on to my can and don't let go of the winning one!
0:10:07 > 0:10:10I knew these would come in handy.
0:10:10 > 0:10:14'Dear customers, we will not be held responsible for any injuries
0:10:14 > 0:10:17'due to this technical blackout.
0:10:17 > 0:10:21'Keep your hands in your pockets as long as there are cans left!'
0:10:24 > 0:10:27The magic torch! No!
0:10:27 > 0:10:30So much for that torch! Ha-ha-ha!
0:10:32 > 0:10:35- Ziggy? Did you just take the can? - What?
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Hold on tight to that can, Diego.
0:10:55 > 0:11:01Now's the moment. Let that teach you a lesson, young grasshoppers.
0:11:01 > 0:11:02Always watch your backs.
0:11:02 > 0:11:06Quite right, my dear.
0:11:06 > 0:11:07SCANNER BEEPS
0:11:07 > 0:11:10Yippee! I've won!
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Oasiswood, here I come!
0:11:14 > 0:11:19I told you, kids. Good things come to those who wait.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21I just can't watch this, guys.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25At least we have supplies. For months!
0:11:28 > 0:11:31If you break, you pay.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36'Our big winner is a granny.'
0:11:40 > 0:11:43Yay! A new part, at last!
0:11:43 > 0:11:46The mighty powerful can-opening hand
0:11:46 > 0:11:50and it's all thanks to my lucky banana, Bananos!
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