0:00:02 > 0:00:05I was hit by a can, opened it and out popped a genie!
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Three wishes set me free
0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Trust me I'm a genie
0:00:10 > 0:00:13- # Wish one -- And on that first day
0:00:13 > 0:00:16- # I got my very own cafe -- Taa-daa!
0:00:16 > 0:00:18- # Wish two -- That was cool
0:00:18 > 0:00:21- # I got my own swimming pool - - Hee-hee!
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# But then I dropped the magic can
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# And it filled with sand
0:00:27 > 0:00:30# And the works got jammed
0:00:30 > 0:00:33- # Wish three -- a total catastrophe
0:00:33 > 0:00:35# The genie raved and ranted
0:00:35 > 0:00:38# But no third wish was granted
0:00:38 > 0:00:41# If one more wish comes true
0:00:41 > 0:00:44# Then I'll be free from you
0:00:44 > 0:00:47# Trust me I'm a genie. #
0:00:56 > 0:01:01- You're doomed! Hairy cabbage face! - Speak for yourself! Mad hump!
0:01:01 > 0:01:03What's the fuss about?
0:01:03 > 0:01:07Come quick or you're going to miss the duel of the century.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16Come to Diego, karate egg beater.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22What in the world is this?
0:01:22 > 0:01:26- And...where are we? - We're in Magic Card.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29It's a virtual card game. To play, you must choose a card.
0:01:29 > 0:01:33Each card has four different powers and life points. Look!
0:01:35 > 0:01:39- Show yourself, laughing cloud. - Joe has a stronger card,
0:01:39 > 0:01:44but Diego can win if he plays well. Whoever's life bar reaches zero
0:01:44 > 0:01:49first loses and he has to give his card to the other player.
0:01:49 > 0:01:53Prepare yourself for the lethal vibration!
0:01:53 > 0:01:58- He chose a ground figure against an aerial creature.- Missed!
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Feel my mocking stratocumulus.
0:02:06 > 0:02:11What a stroke of genius! Diego's card might rust.
0:02:11 > 0:02:15He has three seconds to find the right counterattack or he'll lose!
0:02:15 > 0:02:19Three, two, one...beep!
0:02:19 > 0:02:26- Boggy helicopter, boggy helicopter! - Too late, ha! Do your thing, cloud.
0:02:29 > 0:02:34- Ha, ha! The egg beater is mine!- No!
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Thanks to Diego's demo,
0:02:36 > 0:02:40you now know exactly what NOT to do in a Magic Card game.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Welcome to the real world.
0:02:43 > 0:02:49I've beaten Diego again! He's rubbish!
0:02:49 > 0:02:54- If only I had the ultimate card! - The ultimate card?
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Only one copy has ever been printed.
0:02:57 > 0:03:01It has 40 fantastic powers, an immortal life bar
0:03:01 > 0:03:03and creates double the amount of havoc.
0:03:03 > 0:03:08Whoever has it, becomes the grand Magic Card master!
0:03:08 > 0:03:10You could be that grand master!
0:03:14 > 0:03:17Even with Rita van Hump, you can't come in here.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Only Magic Card masters are allowed in.
0:03:29 > 0:03:34- Genius! I wish for the ultimate Magic Card.- So be it.
0:03:34 > 0:03:40I call upon the powers that be to grant this wish and set me free!
0:03:51 > 0:03:56Diego! It's a magic arrow! It can take you wherever you wish!
0:03:56 > 0:04:00That's why it led you to me. Flattered, really.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04Let him prattle on and you climb on the arrow.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07All right, I'm going to... Hey, hey! Woah!
0:04:07 > 0:04:10Oh, right. It must be a wild arrow!
0:04:10 > 0:04:13Ole! Come to Ziggy!
0:04:13 > 0:04:17- IT SNORTS - Aaah!
0:04:19 > 0:04:20Now!
0:04:21 > 0:04:26- Go on, ask it! - Arrow, take us to the ultimate card!
0:04:26 > 0:04:30BOTH: Woah!
0:04:37 > 0:04:42- Is the ultimate card in the toilet? - Don't think so.
0:04:44 > 0:04:48- Ah! Where are we? - Look! It's just a statue.
0:04:48 > 0:04:53- Go, fetch, find the ultimate card. - IT SNIFFS
0:04:54 > 0:04:57IT SNIFFS
0:04:57 > 0:05:03- Hey! Your job isn't finished here! - Looking for this, maybe?
0:05:03 > 0:05:09- Yes!- The only way of getting it is to win it in a duel.
0:05:09 > 0:05:14But, seeing as how I only face truly worthy opponents...scram, you two.
0:05:14 > 0:05:18Hello, Scoop? Have I got a scoop for you!
0:05:18 > 0:05:24Sam Sahara is scared of facing Diego at Magic Cards! I know, Diego!
0:05:24 > 0:05:27Live from the great Sam Sahara's Magic Card collection.
0:05:27 > 0:05:31He is frightened at the thought of playing cards with Diego!
0:05:31 > 0:05:35- Hey!- Scared? Me? No!
0:05:35 > 0:05:39I am the Magic Card master!
0:05:40 > 0:05:43May the game...begin!
0:05:45 > 0:05:50Welcome to this incredible duel between Sam Sahara...
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Hey, turn it down a bit!
0:05:52 > 0:05:58I call upon the ultimate card, the vegetable trio of the round table.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02- Aaah!- Concentrate, Diego!
0:06:02 > 0:06:06Shaking soda, come, shake yourself!
0:06:08 > 0:06:12- The weakest card begins. - Soaking gas, here we go!
0:06:12 > 0:06:15And I'll counter that with tonic cocktail!
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Aaah!
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Superb counterattack from Sam,
0:06:23 > 0:06:27who keeps all his points and wins some, too!
0:06:27 > 0:06:31- Did you leave your brain in the cafe?- Sam's turn to start.
0:06:31 > 0:06:35How about some triple recycling?
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Sucking straw!
0:06:40 > 0:06:46Unlucky! This counterattack only works on liquid opponents.
0:06:46 > 0:06:52- There you go, I won. The game is over. Now get out, all of you!- No!
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Diego is entitled to a return match.
0:06:55 > 0:06:59It says so in the manual, on page 3,273. So, there!
0:06:59 > 0:07:04- Trust me, I'm a genie! - So, you want some more, do you?
0:07:04 > 0:07:09- Fine, it's up to you. En garde! - Show yourself, scary scarecrow!
0:07:09 > 0:07:12Attack of the shivers!
0:07:16 > 0:07:22Ha, rubbish! Take this. I can't even see you!
0:07:22 > 0:07:25Ha! He got his counterattack wrong!
0:07:25 > 0:07:29No, there is nothing worse than being ignored.
0:07:29 > 0:07:33So long! Vegetarian temptation, here we go!
0:07:40 > 0:07:43- Grrr!- Phew!
0:07:43 > 0:07:44Ha, ha, ha!
0:07:44 > 0:07:48The scarecrow is under Sam's spell. If he eats the potato,
0:07:48 > 0:07:52he'll burn his mouth and lose. Diego must retaliate!
0:07:52 > 0:07:55- Don't eat the potato!- He's useless!
0:07:55 > 0:08:00Once again, I'll have to do the job all by myself.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08What an amazing genie I am.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11- Two, one...- Vegetable nightmare!
0:08:15 > 0:08:20- Bring it on!- What is this nightmare about?- I, uh... Ziggy!
0:08:20 > 0:08:24Forget it, potato, I like turnips better anyway!
0:08:24 > 0:08:27It's perfect, Diego suffers no damage.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30This must be the most bizarre duel ever!
0:08:30 > 0:08:36Open your eyes nice and wide, Diego, your wish is about to come true.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Cooking genie!
0:08:41 > 0:08:44You leave me no other option,
0:08:44 > 0:08:48I call upon the most fearsome counterattack.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Godzipuree!
0:08:56 > 0:08:57Ah!
0:09:02 > 0:09:06You have tasted the greedy goblin!
0:09:06 > 0:09:11- Well done, Ziggy!- This is the end! Unbelievably, Diego has...
0:09:11 > 0:09:16Yes! Indeed it is the end, and I am the winner!
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Oh, it seems that Sam has won after all.
0:09:18 > 0:09:23Yes, Diego, when your horrific creature gobbled my vegetables,
0:09:23 > 0:09:28I discreetly set off my well past eat by date attack!
0:09:28 > 0:09:32Ohhh! I don't feel so good.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35Genie's indigestions are not pretty,
0:09:35 > 0:09:38so...follow my advice.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Run for cover!
0:09:49 > 0:09:53- EXPLOSION - Ah!- Oh!
0:09:53 > 0:09:57Ziggy, it's me. What's happening? Are you all right?
0:09:59 > 0:10:04The atmosphere is electric here! You couldn't make this up!
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Cut to commercial!
0:10:08 > 0:10:13What are you doing? I simply can't let this happen. Transform!
0:10:15 > 0:10:19Diego, use the egg beater, together we can stop this!
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Now shake me like you've never shaked before!
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Soaking gas...oopsy!
0:10:34 > 0:10:38- What's going on?- The sparkling water option was healthier.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Aaah!
0:10:42 > 0:10:45We have to save the card!
0:10:51 > 0:10:55- You all right, mate? - Did we do it? Am I free?
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Ah! No!
0:10:59 > 0:11:03It'll be as good as new!
0:11:03 > 0:11:06HE CRIES
0:11:06 > 0:11:09My Magic Card collection! It's destroyed!
0:11:09 > 0:11:12And my precious ultimate card, too! Leave!
0:11:12 > 0:11:15Take whatever you want with you.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18If I can't be the ultimate player, I won't play.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27HE LAUGHS
0:11:27 > 0:11:32- I've been waiting for you. Get ready for my revenge!- Forget it.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35You're going to win all the time now. It's no fun.
0:11:35 > 0:11:39If there's no ultimate card, it's pointless.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42I came to borrow this. We're going to the park.
0:11:42 > 0:11:46You can stay here, you don't stand a chance against me in real life.
0:11:46 > 0:11:50Oh, really? We'll see about that!
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