0:00:02 > 0:00:05I was hit by a can, opened it and out popped a genie!
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Three wishes set me free
0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Trust me I'm a genie
0:00:10 > 0:00:13- # Wish one -- And on that first day
0:00:13 > 0:00:16- # I got my very own cafe -- Taa-daa!
0:00:16 > 0:00:18- # Wish two -- That was cool
0:00:18 > 0:00:21- # I got my own swimming pool - - Hee-hee!
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# But then I dropped the magic can
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# It filled with sand
0:00:27 > 0:00:30# And the works got jammed
0:00:30 > 0:00:33- # Wish three -- a total catastrophe
0:00:33 > 0:00:35# The genie raved and ranted
0:00:35 > 0:00:38# But no third wish was granted
0:00:38 > 0:00:41# If one more wish comes true
0:00:41 > 0:00:44# Then I'll be free from you
0:00:44 > 0:00:47# Trust me I'm a genie. #
0:00:53 > 0:00:56'Breaking news, live from Oasiswood!'
0:00:56 > 0:00:58This year the city, for the very first time,
0:00:58 > 0:01:00is hosting the Desert Athletic Games!
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Sports fans will all be welcome!
0:01:04 > 0:01:08I should be there too. I trained so hard! If it wasn't for this leak...
0:01:08 > 0:01:11Hey, Ziggy, could you help?
0:01:11 > 0:01:12GLUG!
0:01:12 > 0:01:16I didn't hear a wish, there and I'm busy here.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18'The event will start once the Desert Games flame
0:01:18 > 0:01:21'has been lit in the Oasiswood stadium.'
0:01:21 > 0:01:24It's our superstar Sam Sahara who will do the lighting
0:01:24 > 0:01:27on behalf of his multitude of sponsors!
0:01:27 > 0:01:29In a few minutes he will be passed the torch
0:01:29 > 0:01:31by the penultimate runner -
0:01:31 > 0:01:34the freestyle swimming champion from Dune-upon-Sea!
0:01:34 > 0:01:39'Sam will have to pass through all five daunting Oasiswood challenges'
0:01:39 > 0:01:43to reach the stadium, torch in hand, and, boy, is he confident!
0:01:43 > 0:01:46'Miss Boiiing, our official mascot,'
0:01:46 > 0:01:50- will be by my side to cheer on our star.- Woo-hoo!
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Choosing Sam is, way, like, rubbish.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54He's an actor, not an athlete!
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Quite right, people want to see someone normal
0:01:57 > 0:02:01that they can identify with, like someone from the Oasis.
0:02:01 > 0:02:05A real everyday sportsman, someone...
0:02:05 > 0:02:07like YOU!
0:02:07 > 0:02:10Like me?! Oh, come off it!
0:02:10 > 0:02:14- I've never even won anything! - Really? And what's this then?
0:02:14 > 0:02:18Didn't you finish fourth in the balancing on one leg competition
0:02:18 > 0:02:20during your vacation at the coconut club resort?
0:02:20 > 0:02:24Yeah, I remember, there were five of us at the start
0:02:24 > 0:02:27- and then one of us dropped out. Oh, it was hard!- See?
0:02:27 > 0:02:31With that record you're more qualified to light the flame
0:02:31 > 0:02:34than that silly old superstar!
0:02:34 > 0:02:36You, a simple homely camel,
0:02:36 > 0:02:40can become the symbol of an entire people. Trust me, I'm a genie.
0:02:40 > 0:02:41CHEERING
0:02:46 > 0:02:51Oh, you're right, I wish to light the desert games flame
0:02:51 > 0:02:53and that's me last wish!
0:02:53 > 0:02:55There's a champ!
0:02:55 > 0:02:57I call upon the powers that be
0:02:57 > 0:03:01To grant this wish and set me free!
0:03:05 > 0:03:08'The relay runner is approaching.'
0:03:08 > 0:03:13- Look how relaxed our fine amateur sportsman is.- What's all this about?
0:03:14 > 0:03:18- What do I do? What do I do?! - Run, Diego, run!
0:03:18 > 0:03:22And he's off! Diego is setting off into the Desert of Despair,
0:03:22 > 0:03:24the first of five challenges.
0:03:24 > 0:03:28Splash on your sunblock, it's going to be extra, extra HOT!
0:03:28 > 0:03:32Hey, there's been a mistake. I'm supposed to be carrying the torch!
0:03:32 > 0:03:36- No, no mistake, Diego has been chosen.- Huh?! This can't be right!
0:03:36 > 0:03:42- But what am I supposed to do?! Be an EXTRA?!- You can always cheer him on.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47Good job, keep running, breathing, running -
0:03:47 > 0:03:49don't even think of anything!
0:03:49 > 0:03:53You, whatever you do, don't stop, as you won't be able to start again.
0:03:53 > 0:03:57That's the basic rule for marathon runners.
0:03:57 > 0:04:01Here, put this earpiece in so we can keep in contact.
0:04:01 > 0:04:05I can coax you through cosmic waves, but I'm not sure you would read me.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Let me remind you that all five challenges must be completed.
0:04:08 > 0:04:12Any hesitation and the runner will be replaced IMMEDIATELY!
0:04:12 > 0:04:16That's it, I'm going to encourage you to HESITATE!
0:04:16 > 0:04:19Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Oh, yes!
0:04:20 > 0:04:22I'm too hot...I'm so thirsty.
0:04:22 > 0:04:27I-I-I need a... WOW! Ha!
0:04:28 > 0:04:33Oh, yeah! Ooh, wicked, it's time for a snowball fight. Yippee!
0:04:33 > 0:04:38This is it, he's delirious! His brain is overheating.
0:04:38 > 0:04:43Keep a cool head, man. It's just a mirage, it's all in your head.
0:04:43 > 0:04:49You're in the middle of a spiritual experience, nothing really exists!
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Keep a cool head, huh? Hmm.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02It's all in me head. Must not hesitate.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05All right, then, refreshment break,
0:05:05 > 0:05:07but don't hesitate to keep up the rhythm.
0:05:07 > 0:05:12Right, left, right, left, suck! Right, left, right, left, suck!
0:05:12 > 0:05:16- Right, left, right, left, suck! - Bye-bye competition! Ha!
0:05:16 > 0:05:19You're gone with the wind!
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Wah!
0:05:22 > 0:05:27Hold on tight, Diego, and don't ever hesitate!
0:05:27 > 0:05:31Don't panic, Diego, simply imagine you're a balloon.
0:05:31 > 0:05:38Embrace the balloon spirit, man! You're floating, you're cool!
0:05:38 > 0:05:42- Right, left, down, come back down to the ground!- Wah!
0:05:42 > 0:05:44No, not there, not THERE!
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Ouch. Ha, that didn't hurt one bit.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49Diego has passed the first challenge and reached the second.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51The Valley of Geysers.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54A very difficult section.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Let's not put too much pressure on him! Ha-ha-ha!
0:05:56 > 0:05:59'No hesitation, Diego.
0:05:59 > 0:06:04'Zigzag between them bumps. You're a snake, a shaking snakety snake!'
0:06:04 > 0:06:10Imagine your snaky self slithering between them geysers...
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! This'll make Diego fizz!
0:06:14 > 0:06:15Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:06:19 > 0:06:20Controls are stuck, man.
0:06:20 > 0:06:25- Our karma is now in the hands of the van's spirit.- Lemonade?!
0:06:25 > 0:06:26What's going on?
0:06:29 > 0:06:31My slipper, me slipper!
0:06:32 > 0:06:34WHOA!
0:06:34 > 0:06:36OOF!
0:06:36 > 0:06:38That was a stylish landing.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42Oh, not my hair! Anything but my hair!
0:06:44 > 0:06:45Oh, no...
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Ooh, me little slipper.
0:06:48 > 0:06:52Now Diego has passed the second challenge here's the third one -
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Vertigo Bridge!
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Nobody ever dares cross it as it is entirely made from...
0:06:57 > 0:06:59RECYCLED CARDBOARD!
0:06:59 > 0:07:03Diego, fear is an invention of your brain's to stop you from doing
0:07:03 > 0:07:05things that could be fun.
0:07:05 > 0:07:10If you let fear win you lose, so be stronger than fear.
0:07:10 > 0:07:14You can do it, you're as light as a feather!
0:07:18 > 0:07:19Wah!
0:07:19 > 0:07:23Try and hold on to a cloud, we're coming!
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Hey, I can see me cafe from here.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32WAH! Oof!
0:07:32 > 0:07:34Ladies and gentlemen, this is unbelievable,
0:07:34 > 0:07:37Diego has completed the third stage!
0:07:37 > 0:07:40After giving us an incredible acrobatic display,
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Diego is climbing the Oasiswood Hills.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Can he climb the fourth challenge, the Slippery Slope of Success?
0:07:46 > 0:07:51This could be an even more slippery slope than he bargained for! Ha!
0:07:51 > 0:07:54Without hesitating!
0:07:54 > 0:07:55Whoops!
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Balance, Diego, it's all in your head!
0:08:03 > 0:08:08SHOUTS: Larry, don't leave me!
0:08:08 > 0:08:11Visual communication has been cut, man.
0:08:11 > 0:08:15The earpiece's transceiver's not going to hold up for much longer.
0:08:15 > 0:08:20I'm going to move on to spiritual communication. Loosen your mind.
0:08:20 > 0:08:24Come on, Diego, don't stop, you're almost there!
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Me legs are giving up!
0:08:26 > 0:08:29I miss me comfy slippers!
0:08:29 > 0:08:32I think, I think I'm going to, I'm going to hesitate!
0:08:32 > 0:08:36Don't be silly, I'll sort you out, give you a second wind!
0:08:41 > 0:08:44This is a turn-up for the books, if you don't mind me saying,
0:08:44 > 0:08:46what do you think Miss...Boiiing?
0:08:47 > 0:08:51Well, I knew it! That camel's not up to it.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53Carrying that torch is NOT for amateurs!
0:08:53 > 0:08:58- I'll do it whenever you're ready. - Remember, Diego, don't hesitate!
0:08:58 > 0:09:02Are you sure the mascot didn't mind lending me her shoes?
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Of course not, we made a deal.
0:09:05 > 0:09:10You ain't quite reached the podium of stardom yet, brother!
0:09:12 > 0:09:13CROWD: Diego! Diego!
0:09:13 > 0:09:16We're at the final challenge, the stadium crossing.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19Diego is just metres away from becoming a sporting legend!
0:09:19 > 0:09:21CROWD: Diego! Diego!
0:09:27 > 0:09:28Wah!
0:09:33 > 0:09:35What an amazing show!
0:09:35 > 0:09:39Diego seeks out extra challenges just to entertain the spectators!
0:09:42 > 0:09:46How graceful, how flexible, how supple, how...
0:09:46 > 0:09:49How unlucky. To finish stuck in the sandpit
0:09:49 > 0:09:52for the Synchronised Sandcastle Competition.
0:09:52 > 0:09:56I cannae move and I've got sand all over me. Do something, Ziggy!
0:09:58 > 0:10:02PANTS: Do I always have to do everything for you?
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Ah, here comes Miss Boiiing,
0:10:05 > 0:10:08coming to support Diego, who's on a very sticky situation!
0:10:08 > 0:10:12Give me my shoes back, or I'll blow that torch out.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15I didn't rehearse my role as a mascot for nothing, you know!
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Mind your own business, you!
0:10:20 > 0:10:24You're not going to sabotage my sabotage with your sabotage!
0:10:24 > 0:10:26And now it's Ben Sahara's turn
0:10:26 > 0:10:28to come and show his support for poor Diego.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30How kind and sporting of him!
0:10:30 > 0:10:34Go, on, Diego, aim and throw the torch!
0:10:34 > 0:10:38You can do it, go, Diego, come on! You're...
0:10:45 > 0:10:49- Ouch!- A true sporting tragedy has been revealed before our eyes.
0:10:49 > 0:10:53- If the torch goes out the game will be cancelled!- Oh!
0:10:53 > 0:10:57That serves him right, I told you he wasn't fit for the part!
0:11:06 > 0:11:08Well, er, let the games begin!
0:11:08 > 0:11:11I hope they'll cut this out during the edit!
0:11:13 > 0:11:17- Er, I mean.- Oh, no! Boo-hoo-hoo!
0:11:17 > 0:11:21Well done, long live the games!
0:11:23 > 0:11:28Oh... You should have fulfilled this wish!
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Seriously, you could have made an effort.
0:11:30 > 0:11:36Don't fret, with me ultra muscley legs, I'd bet I'd win first place
0:11:36 > 0:11:38at the balancing on one leg competition
0:11:38 > 0:11:39at the Coconut Club resort.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Don't move, Diego.
0:11:41 > 0:11:47Imagine you're a statue, an indestructible bronze statue!
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