0:00:02 > 0:00:03I was hit by a can, opened it
0:00:03 > 0:00:05and out popped a genie!
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Three wishes set me free
0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Trust me I'm a genie
0:00:10 > 0:00:13- # Wish one...- And on that first day
0:00:13 > 0:00:16- # I got my very own cafe... - Taa-daa!
0:00:16 > 0:00:18- # Wish two...- That was cool
0:00:18 > 0:00:21- # I got my own swimming pool - - Hee-hee!
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# But then I dropped the magic can
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# It filled with sand
0:00:27 > 0:00:30# And the works got jammed
0:00:30 > 0:00:33- # Wish three...- A total catastrophe
0:00:33 > 0:00:35# The genie raved and ranted
0:00:35 > 0:00:38# But no third wish was granted
0:00:38 > 0:00:41# If one more wish comes true
0:00:41 > 0:00:44# Then I'll be free from you
0:00:44 > 0:00:47# Trust me I'm a genie. #
0:01:01 > 0:01:04The new Mirage magazine! Ahhh!
0:01:04 > 0:01:07I'll finally find out whether Captain Justice defeated the alien.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10Give us the competition page, I want to know if I've won.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15I feel compelled to read the exclusive article
0:01:15 > 0:01:17about quicksand surfing, man.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19There's an extra fiendish sudoku.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21I have to finish it first!
0:01:21 > 0:01:24Let me check whether I'm a star of the celebrity gossip pages!
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Would you mind reading my horoscope for me?
0:01:27 > 0:01:32Is it me, or are you guys seriously squabbling over a piece of paper?!
0:01:32 > 0:01:34No! You just don't get it.
0:01:34 > 0:01:40- Mirage magazine is simply the coolest mag of all time, ever!- Oh, really?
0:01:40 > 0:01:44So the coolest of cooldom would be to be on its front cover, right?
0:01:44 > 0:01:48Oh, come off it. That's just not possible.
0:01:48 > 0:01:52Anything is possible for you. Trust me, I'm a genie!
0:01:53 > 0:01:56'Ever since he made the front cover of Mirage magazine,
0:01:56 > 0:01:58'everybody is waiting only for...'
0:01:58 > 0:02:01CROWD: Diego!
0:02:01 > 0:02:03No, wait a second, Ziggy.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Ultimate cooldom would be this.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11CROWD: Diego!
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Gorgeous! Oh!
0:02:15 > 0:02:16Give me five!
0:02:16 > 0:02:20I wish I could be on the front cover of the next Mirage magazine
0:02:20 > 0:02:22with all my friends.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Stardom, here you come!
0:02:26 > 0:02:32I call upon the powers that be to grant this wish and set me free!
0:02:37 > 0:02:38Huh? Where in the world are we?
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Inside Mirage magazine.
0:02:45 > 0:02:50- And these are the doors to the different sections.- ALL: Woo-hoo!
0:02:51 > 0:02:54That one looks funny. What's that thing for?
0:02:54 > 0:02:58Oh! It's the front cover page.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01There's one hour left before the cover is designed.
0:03:01 > 0:03:05This is the first time ever that I'm early to fulfil a wish!
0:03:05 > 0:03:08Hey, where have they gone?
0:03:08 > 0:03:11- Diego?- Well...yeah.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14Everyone else has gone to check out his favourite section,
0:03:14 > 0:03:19so I thought... Ziggy, help!
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Is this some kind of joke?
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Help! Ziggy!
0:03:31 > 0:03:36Stop! I know nothing, but will tell you everything!
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Aargh!
0:03:40 > 0:03:41I'm coming, Diego.
0:03:41 > 0:03:42Hold on!
0:03:55 > 0:03:59A powerful, infinite, burp-inducing can. How lucky!
0:04:06 > 0:04:09Urgh! Another of the alien's twisted ploys.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11It won't work!
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Prepare yourself to face...justice!
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Hey, chill out, dude.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23The walking worm is downstairs.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25OK? So get a move on.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Once I've turned all earthlings into gherkins,
0:04:31 > 0:04:33I will finally be able to open the biggest
0:04:33 > 0:04:36veggie fast-food restaurant ever.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Mmm, ha-ha!
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Give yourself up, alien.
0:04:50 > 0:04:55No-one can escape Captain Justice's justice!
0:04:55 > 0:04:58You'll never be able to threaten me again
0:04:58 > 0:05:00after I've turned you into a gherkin.
0:05:00 > 0:05:04I can't believe it. Captain Justice!
0:05:09 > 0:05:10Wah!
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Aargh!
0:05:25 > 0:05:30Nobody ever defeats...justice!
0:05:33 > 0:05:34Wah!
0:05:37 > 0:05:41Oof. Come on, Ziggy. I don't even know the ending.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43I'll get you the DVD(!)
0:05:43 > 0:05:47But first, we must find the others and get to that cover shoot.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Puzzle pages.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Zazie must be somewhere here.
0:05:56 > 0:06:00So, if 2 goes here, and I've just written 4,
0:06:00 > 0:06:02all I need to slot in
0:06:02 > 0:06:07is 5, 8...and 9!
0:06:09 > 0:06:11- HE SIGHS - Come on.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15If I put an 8 here,
0:06:15 > 0:06:185 could be over there.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20In that case, 9...
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Let's accelerate the thought processes!
0:06:23 > 0:06:24Erm, are you sure?
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Maybe we should just wait.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Zazie's very good at these kind of...
0:06:34 > 0:06:35Oof.
0:06:35 > 0:06:36But...oh, no!
0:06:36 > 0:06:39That's against the rules!
0:06:39 > 0:06:41EXPLOSION
0:06:46 > 0:06:47Aargh!
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Woah!
0:06:49 > 0:06:50The wish comes first.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Then games. Stay here,
0:06:52 > 0:06:55we'll be back in five minutes.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Oh! Over there, look.
0:07:01 > 0:07:02It's Sonia!
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Sonia, after you and your friends experience a shock,
0:07:08 > 0:07:12your life will be subject to an exciting turn of events.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Aargh!
0:07:15 > 0:07:17Aargh!
0:07:20 > 0:07:22- HE WHISTLES - Hey, you!
0:07:22 > 0:07:25The pony with the bow and arrow!
0:07:25 > 0:07:27- I bet you can't even hit this target.- Hm!
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Aargh!
0:07:34 > 0:07:35Oof.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43ROCK MUSIC AND CHEERING
0:07:43 > 0:07:45CROWD: Joe! Joe!
0:07:45 > 0:07:48Hey, oh, yeah! Yeah-yeah-yeah, baby!
0:07:48 > 0:07:49- Joe!- Joe!
0:07:49 > 0:07:51The electric's on the other side.
0:07:51 > 0:07:55- We'll never manage to get him out of this.- We'll see about that.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Blow into these, will you?
0:08:03 > 0:08:06Boo! I want my money back!
0:08:06 > 0:08:07We all want refunds!
0:08:09 > 0:08:10Let's crowd-surf.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16Get out of here!
0:08:16 > 0:08:17- Aargh!- Oof!
0:08:20 > 0:08:26Oh! What did you do that for? You've just ruined a legendary concert!
0:08:27 > 0:08:3018 minutes. Let's keep going.
0:08:35 > 0:08:39Quicksands have such an unbelievable quality, you know what I mean?
0:08:41 > 0:08:42THEY GASP
0:08:42 > 0:08:45- We're never going to make it! - Hey, Larry,
0:08:45 > 0:08:47I don't want to ruin your vibes,
0:08:47 > 0:08:50but we're kind of in trouble here!
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Do you think you're up for a little surf demo?
0:08:53 > 0:08:56What an illuminating idea, man!
0:08:56 > 0:08:57Hang on.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04I thought quicksand surfing would be more hardcore.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07We just need to find Tony.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10He must be in here, but it's locked from the inside.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Let the genie deal with this.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Who's there?
0:09:14 > 0:09:18# It's a de-li-ve-ryyy! #
0:09:18 > 0:09:21Oh, it's you. Er, nothing to be seen here.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Shall we go?
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Wait a minute. Are you hiding something from us?
0:09:26 > 0:09:28ALL: Wow!
0:09:29 > 0:09:32It's the competition page!
0:09:32 > 0:09:36Hey, cool, man! I'm in surfing paradise.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39Oh, there are several lifetimes of fun in here!
0:09:39 > 0:09:41You wanted to hog all the prizes.
0:09:43 > 0:09:44No, come back!
0:09:44 > 0:09:48We're supposed to all pose together on the front page, remember?
0:09:48 > 0:09:49Forget the wish, Diego!
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Let's stay here.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54Whoo! Surfing on prizes!
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Awesome, totally awesome.
0:09:56 > 0:10:01This is, like, way better than being on a magazine cover.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10- Oh!- Aargh!
0:10:10 > 0:10:14I don't believe it!
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Come on!
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Woah-h-h!
0:10:27 > 0:10:30CLOCK BEEPS
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Aargh! Di-e-go!
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Hey, my prizes!
0:10:35 > 0:10:37They're disappearing.
0:10:37 > 0:10:41They must be being sent to the real competition winners.
0:10:41 > 0:10:42Ooh!
0:10:42 > 0:10:46We will meet again on the next shore.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Bleh! Ah.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52What's happening?
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Don't worry, I'm fine.
0:10:55 > 0:10:59Were you scared for me? Is that right?
0:10:59 > 0:11:01- CAMERA CLICKS - Oh, is that it?
0:11:01 > 0:11:04- What happened? - Did we make the cover?
0:11:04 > 0:11:07Ooh! It's the latest issue of Mirage magazine!
0:11:07 > 0:11:09- Ooh!- Wow!
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Nooo! My wish!
0:11:13 > 0:11:16No, no, no!
0:11:17 > 0:11:18Hey!
0:11:18 > 0:11:21I'm on the front cover of Mirage magazine.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24Cool! Ha-ha!
0:11:24 > 0:11:25What do they mean,
0:11:25 > 0:11:28my concert was rubbish?
0:11:28 > 0:11:31Hey, cool, man! My performance was given a whole page
0:11:31 > 0:11:33in the sports section.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36It's even harder with the boxes cut up.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38I was, like, this close to all those prizes.
0:11:38 > 0:11:42- CROWD CHANTS - What's that noise?
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Ziggy's fans!
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Diego, please, do something.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48- We got to....- Wait there, Ziggy.
0:11:48 > 0:11:52I want to see how this Captain Justice adventure turns out.
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