Flop at the Top!

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05I was hit by a can, opened it and out popped a genie!

0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Three wishes set me free

0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Trust me, I'm a genie

0:00:10 > 0:00:13- # Wish one!- And on that first day

0:00:13 > 0:00:16- # I got my very own cafe!- Taa-daa!

0:00:16 > 0:00:18- # Wish two!- That was cool

0:00:18 > 0:00:21- # I got my own swimming pool! - Hee-hee!

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# But then I dropped the magic can

0:00:24 > 0:00:27# It filled with sand

0:00:27 > 0:00:30# And the works got jammed

0:00:30 > 0:00:33- # Wish three!- A total catastrophe!

0:00:33 > 0:00:35# The genie raved and ranted

0:00:35 > 0:00:38# But no third wish was granted

0:00:38 > 0:00:41# If one more wish comes true

0:00:41 > 0:00:44# Then I'll be free from you

0:00:44 > 0:00:47# Trust me, I'm a genie! #

0:00:57 > 0:00:59POP MUSIC PLAYS

0:00:59 > 0:01:05- Shake that!- Shake them knees! Everybody, get up! Get up, please!

0:01:06 > 0:01:08Yeah, yeah, yeah!

0:01:08 > 0:01:09Waaaah!

0:01:15 > 0:01:22- Larry, tell my fans that...I'll be back.- Take your time, Tony.

0:01:22 > 0:01:23There's no rush.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30- Ha!- You've never heard Diego sing, have you, Ziggy?

0:01:30 > 0:01:33TUNELESSLY: # Dance all night!

0:01:33 > 0:01:38# Tonight we're going to do it right! Dance away the night! #

0:01:38 > 0:01:41- Yes! - HE LAUGHS

0:01:41 > 0:01:45That was the worst performance I've seen in my life!

0:01:45 > 0:01:47Wicked! Thanks, Diego!

0:01:51 > 0:01:53Stop exaggerating, Joe.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56It wasn't THAT bad, was it, Larry?

0:01:56 > 0:01:58Huh? Is it over?

0:01:58 > 0:02:00LARRY LAUGHS

0:02:01 > 0:02:03LARRY STARTS SINGING

0:02:03 > 0:02:06You could become a pop star. It's up to you.

0:02:06 > 0:02:09This wish will get you the respect you deserve.

0:02:09 > 0:02:12Superstars will bow down before you,

0:02:12 > 0:02:15when they hear your worldwide smash hit!

0:02:15 > 0:02:18- What's it like being at number one? - Nothing's changed.

0:02:18 > 0:02:19I'm still the same camel.

0:02:23 > 0:02:28- I want to be number one in the Top 50!- Excellent choice!

0:02:30 > 0:02:36I call upon the powers that be to grant this wish and set me free!

0:02:44 > 0:02:46POP MUSIC PLAYS

0:02:46 > 0:02:48Ahem!

0:02:49 > 0:02:56TUNELESSLY: # Could dance all night! Tonight we're going to do it right! #

0:02:56 > 0:03:01The mic was off, Einstein! There you go. Try again now.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04HE SINGS BEAUTIFULLY, IN A FEMALE VOICE

0:03:04 > 0:03:08# Tonight we're going to do it right! Dance! #

0:03:08 > 0:03:11Diego, you sing perfectly!

0:03:11 > 0:03:15But I've got a girl's voice! No-one will believe it's mine.

0:03:15 > 0:03:19All chart singers, we pitch their voices with a computer.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22Believe me, you've got the talent to get to the top.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25Now, let's deal with your look.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31Errr....

0:03:31 > 0:03:33Yahoo!

0:03:41 > 0:03:43- Huh?! - HE LAUGHS

0:03:46 > 0:03:47KER-CHING!

0:03:47 > 0:03:49You've got to be great to be number one,

0:03:49 > 0:03:52and everyone has to believe in you.

0:03:52 > 0:03:56- But why are you dressing up too? - Because I'm your manager.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58And I look good like this.

0:03:58 > 0:04:01I've been thinking about your stage name.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04It's going to be "Dieg-ette".

0:04:08 > 0:04:12# Tonight we're going to dance all night! Dance!

0:04:12 > 0:04:16# Tonight we're going to do it right! Dance!

0:04:16 > 0:04:19# Tonight we're going to dance We're going to take a chance

0:04:19 > 0:04:22# Tonight we're going to dance all night. #

0:04:22 > 0:04:30- Congratulations!- Congratulations! You have just won Camel Idol!

0:04:30 > 0:04:33I hope you're as successful as me!

0:04:33 > 0:04:35And my single, Love Is Love,

0:04:35 > 0:04:39already number one in the charts for a month!

0:04:41 > 0:04:42POP MUSIC PLAYS

0:04:46 > 0:04:50# Tonight we're going to dance all night! Dance!

0:04:50 > 0:04:54# Tonight we're going to do it right! Dance!

0:04:54 > 0:04:57# Tonight we're going to dance We're going to take a chance

0:04:57 > 0:05:01# Tonight we're going to dance all night

0:05:01 > 0:05:05# Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight!

0:05:05 > 0:05:07# Tonight we're going to dance all night. #

0:05:12 > 0:05:14You are Oasiswood's new idol!

0:05:14 > 0:05:17Your single, Dance, is doing well!

0:05:17 > 0:05:21- And what's more, you are Rita's half-sister!- Rita? But not...

0:05:21 > 0:05:27Quite right! In fact, this news has boosted the single's sales!

0:05:27 > 0:05:32- Have I got a surprise for you! Here is Rita! A big hand for Rita!- What?!

0:05:32 > 0:05:36My half-sister! Why did you wait so long before telling me?!

0:05:36 > 0:05:39Aren't you afraid that Dieg-ette's single will beat yours?

0:05:39 > 0:05:42I could never hold anything against my half-sister!

0:05:42 > 0:05:48It's not like I don't know her! She's such a lucky girl!

0:05:48 > 0:05:52Exclusive photos of Sam Sahara and Dieg-ette!

0:05:52 > 0:05:57Dieg-ette's incredible concert! Tonight in the Oasiswood stadium!

0:05:57 > 0:06:00Grrr!

0:06:03 > 0:06:08- I never walked around with Sam! - That's what YOU say!

0:06:08 > 0:06:12- And what's this concert about? - Oh, yeah, er, I forgot.

0:06:12 > 0:06:16Tonight, you've got a concert! It's broadcast live on TV!

0:06:16 > 0:06:21If you're good, you'll make number one! Trust me, I'm a genie!

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Live...? TV...?!

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Oh, only 50,000 people have bought tickets,

0:06:25 > 0:06:28and there'll only be a million or more watching on TV!

0:06:32 > 0:06:34Don't panic!

0:06:34 > 0:06:37PEOPLE CHATTER

0:06:38 > 0:06:40Aaaargh!

0:06:40 > 0:06:45- I can't do it! Don't send me out there!- Relax!

0:06:45 > 0:06:47It's just like a big karaoke!

0:06:51 > 0:06:53APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:06:58 > 0:07:02# Tonight we're going to dance all night! Dance!

0:07:02 > 0:07:05# Tonight we're going to do it right! Dance! #

0:07:05 > 0:07:10We are at Dieg-ette's concert, where the audience is going crazy!

0:07:10 > 0:07:15The single is climbing the chart every second! 7th, 6th, 5th!

0:07:15 > 0:07:19Closing in on the number one - Rita's Love Is Love!

0:07:19 > 0:07:25How can she do this to me?! My own sister! I won't stand for it!

0:07:25 > 0:07:30I managed to get two! What a singer! What a voice!

0:07:30 > 0:07:34I've got to get Dieg-ette's autograph!

0:07:34 > 0:07:37# Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight... #

0:07:37 > 0:07:40- Tonight, I'm going to be free! - The big question is,

0:07:40 > 0:07:43will Dieg-ette overtake Rita?

0:07:43 > 0:07:46Dieg-ette is Oasiswood's next big pop star,

0:07:46 > 0:07:50thanks to her magical mic... I mean, magical voice.

0:07:50 > 0:07:54She will stay there a long time! People will hardly remember Rita.

0:07:54 > 0:07:58- Rita? Who's Rita? Never heard of her.- We'll see about that!

0:07:59 > 0:08:04Ladies and gentlemen, could this be a duet with Rita?

0:08:04 > 0:08:08My public still loves me!

0:08:09 > 0:08:12Oh, my!

0:08:13 > 0:08:15AUDIENCE GASPS

0:08:15 > 0:08:19Diego, is that you?! What are YOU doing here?!

0:08:22 > 0:08:27What?! Not that guy again... And he dared dance with my girl!

0:08:27 > 0:08:28Raaaargh!

0:08:31 > 0:08:36IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE: Dieg-ette is an impostor!

0:08:36 > 0:08:41My voice is funny! What's the problem?! Test, one, two! One, two!

0:08:41 > 0:08:45The mic has been tampered with!

0:08:45 > 0:08:46AUDIENCE GASPS

0:08:46 > 0:08:49The sales of the single have peaked at number three!

0:08:49 > 0:08:51Got to do something to boost sales.

0:08:51 > 0:08:58Don't worry, Diego! This is all part of the show! Keep on singing!

0:08:58 > 0:09:03# Tonight we're going to dance all night! Dance!

0:09:03 > 0:09:06# Tonight we're going to do it right! Dance! #

0:09:08 > 0:09:10Whoa!

0:09:10 > 0:09:11Huh?!

0:09:11 > 0:09:14Whoa!

0:09:17 > 0:09:20# Tonight we're going to dance... #

0:09:20 > 0:09:23I'm not going to let a nobody dethrone me!

0:09:26 > 0:09:28Huh?!

0:09:32 > 0:09:34AUDIENCE CLAPS ALONG

0:09:37 > 0:09:40- The single climbs to number two! - THEY GIGGLE

0:09:42 > 0:09:49TUNELESSLY: # Could dance all night! Tonight we're going to do it right! #

0:09:49 > 0:09:51What a disaster!

0:09:51 > 0:09:55# We're going to dance all night! Dance... #

0:09:59 > 0:10:00Boooo!

0:10:00 > 0:10:02The single has plummeted

0:10:02 > 0:10:06from number 2 to number 50, before disappearing from the charts!

0:10:06 > 0:10:08- No! - HE SOBS

0:10:09 > 0:10:13THEY SHOUT AND JEER

0:10:16 > 0:10:19Aaargh!

0:10:21 > 0:10:26You're going to regret this. As soon as I get down from here...

0:10:26 > 0:10:30Whoa! It's a long way down.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Dieg-ette?

0:10:37 > 0:10:39All customers got refunded for the album.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41It's as if Dieg-ette never existed!

0:10:41 > 0:10:44I knew that she was in impostor.

0:10:44 > 0:10:48An impostor who pretended to be my half-sister, to cash in on my fame!

0:10:48 > 0:10:52I've written all about it in my brand new release -

0:10:52 > 0:10:55When A Sister's Not A Sister.

0:10:57 > 0:10:59She's not half as good as Dieg-ette!

0:10:59 > 0:11:03Ziggy, can't you ask Dieg-ette to do a karaoke with us?

0:11:03 > 0:11:05I'm no longer her manager.

0:11:05 > 0:11:07I never want to hear about her again!

0:11:07 > 0:11:09I've got my wish for tomorrow!

0:11:09 > 0:11:15Don't tell me - you want to make a comeback? Diego...please?

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