Free Diego

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04# I was hit by a can, opened it and out popped a genie!

0:00:04 > 0:00:07# Three wishes set me free

0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Trust me I'm a genie

0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Wish one - and on that first day

0:00:13 > 0:00:16# I got my very own cafe - taa-daa!

0:00:16 > 0:00:18# Wish two - that was cool

0:00:18 > 0:00:21# I got my own swimming pool Hee-hee!

0:00:22 > 0:00:25# But then I dropped the magic can

0:00:25 > 0:00:27# It filled with sand

0:00:27 > 0:00:29# And the works got jammed

0:00:29 > 0:00:33# Wish three - a total catastrophe

0:00:33 > 0:00:35# The genie raved and ranted

0:00:35 > 0:00:38# But no third wish was granted

0:00:38 > 0:00:41# If one more wish comes true

0:00:41 > 0:00:44# Then I'll be free from you

0:00:44 > 0:00:47# Trust me I'm a genie. #

0:01:00 > 0:01:03CROWD CHEERS

0:01:06 > 0:01:08Hi! I'm Sam Sahara.

0:01:12 > 0:01:15And when I'm not looking dynamic and handsome in movies...

0:01:17 > 0:01:19..I like to bowl!

0:01:20 > 0:01:25That's why you need Sam Sahara's own brand Bowling Accessories!

0:01:25 > 0:01:26Oh, please!

0:01:26 > 0:01:29Like people are going to be dumb enough to buy that.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31Just cos a celebrity endorses it!

0:01:31 > 0:01:33Check it out, Zig!

0:01:33 > 0:01:37- I stand corrected. - Sam Sahara's entire bowling range!

0:01:37 > 0:01:40Now we can bowl just like celebrities!

0:01:40 > 0:01:42Uh-oh!

0:01:42 > 0:01:46They must have forgotten to take out the coat hanger.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49- Will I get into trouble? - Ha ha ha!

0:01:49 > 0:01:51Will HE get into trouble?

0:01:54 > 0:01:55BIG trouble!

0:01:55 > 0:01:59- No!- Yep! Coat hanger theft is pretty serious.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02Some despicable criminal minds are serving

0:02:02 > 0:02:04hard time for stealing coat hangers.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08When I think of all those coats and shirts with nothin'

0:02:08 > 0:02:11to hold 'em up cos of these lowlifes!

0:02:11 > 0:02:16These guys are the worst of the lot! Look at their surly brow!

0:02:16 > 0:02:20Those eyes, too close together!

0:02:20 > 0:02:23That cold-blooded sneer!

0:02:23 > 0:02:26It's horrible! What have I become?!

0:02:26 > 0:02:30Sorry, pal, but it's my moral duty to call the police RIGHT NOW!

0:02:30 > 0:02:33You're going to prison!

0:02:51 > 0:02:52Where am I?

0:02:58 > 0:03:01While you were out, they came and took you away.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04Looks like it's this for the next 50 years!

0:03:04 > 0:03:06Boo-hoo!

0:03:08 > 0:03:11But I'll be sure to write and visit when I can.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18Why? WHY-Y-Y-Y?!

0:03:21 > 0:03:25Oh, if there was just something I could do! Unless...

0:03:25 > 0:03:29Why not wish you weren't behind these bars?

0:03:29 > 0:03:31Oh! The third wish to get me out of here!

0:03:31 > 0:03:33This is too easy.

0:03:33 > 0:03:37Once he makes that wish, I'll let him out and it'll be ME that's free!

0:03:37 > 0:03:41- I wish that Ziggy would break me out of prison!- A-ha!

0:03:41 > 0:03:47I call upon the powers that be. Let me break Diego out of prison

0:03:47 > 0:03:50and SET ME FREE!

0:03:53 > 0:03:56WHOOSH

0:03:56 > 0:04:00Whoa, wait up. Break him out of prison! That's not what I meant!

0:04:00 > 0:04:02No-o-o!

0:04:02 > 0:04:06ZIGGY! Ziggy?

0:04:06 > 0:04:07ZIGGY! Huh?

0:04:07 > 0:04:10Why am I wearing pyjamas?

0:04:10 > 0:04:11Terrific(!)

0:04:11 > 0:04:15Now I have to break that dope out of a REAL prison to grant the wish!

0:04:15 > 0:04:17But how?

0:04:29 > 0:04:31For whatever escape plan I draw,

0:04:31 > 0:04:36the tools I'll need will magically appear!

0:04:36 > 0:04:39Like, say if I wanted a doughnut for lunch.

0:04:39 > 0:04:40Whoa, whoa!

0:04:46 > 0:04:50That's a mean looking prison, all right! Thanks, Joe!

0:04:50 > 0:04:52- Huh?- Now, listen up!

0:04:52 > 0:04:55Diego's in jail and needs us guys to help break him out!

0:04:55 > 0:04:58It'll be tough! It'll be dangerous!

0:04:58 > 0:05:01And some of ya won't make it!

0:05:01 > 0:05:04- Can we decide now who doesn't make it?- I vote Tony!

0:05:04 > 0:05:06- Seconded!- Hey!

0:05:06 > 0:05:08Hmmm. OK.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10Right, now, this is the plan!

0:05:10 > 0:05:13I'm going to need someone to pedal one of these

0:05:13 > 0:05:16while holding one of these.

0:05:19 > 0:05:21- Oh! - CRASH!

0:05:22 > 0:05:25CHALK SQUEAKS

0:05:26 > 0:05:29PEDALS WHIRR

0:05:29 > 0:05:31Ready to go?

0:05:34 > 0:05:36BOTH: Larry! Larry!

0:05:41 > 0:05:43BOTH: Larry! Larry! Larry!

0:05:45 > 0:05:47BIKE CHAIN SNAPS

0:05:47 > 0:05:49A-a-a-a-a-gh!

0:05:49 > 0:05:51BOTH: Oh, no! Oh, no!

0:05:55 > 0:05:56A-a-agh! Oof!

0:06:02 > 0:06:04Did you steal a coat hanger, too, Larry?

0:06:07 > 0:06:10Now we've got to break Diego AND Larry out!

0:06:10 > 0:06:12ZIGGY GROANS

0:06:14 > 0:06:16Ha-ha!

0:06:22 > 0:06:25- Ugh!- You can count on me, team!

0:06:29 > 0:06:35O-o-oh! Ow, ow! O-o-oh! Who-o-o-o-a!

0:06:35 > 0:06:37If my calculations are correct,

0:06:37 > 0:06:42Diego and Larry should be right around...

0:06:42 > 0:06:43HERE!

0:06:45 > 0:06:46Oh-oh!

0:06:46 > 0:06:48ALARMS RING

0:06:50 > 0:06:51TYRES SCREECH

0:06:51 > 0:06:54OK, maybe not.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56Wh-o-o-o-a! Oof!

0:06:59 > 0:07:03Once Joe's over the wall, he'll grab hold of everybody

0:07:03 > 0:07:07in a group hug and they'll all get twanged back to freedom!

0:07:07 > 0:07:08Good luck!

0:07:10 > 0:07:11I say, shouldn't we test this

0:07:11 > 0:07:13FI-I-I-I-IRST?!!!

0:07:14 > 0:07:16Ya-a-a-a-a-agh!

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Group hug, chaps! Hurry!

0:07:18 > 0:07:19Oh!

0:07:19 > 0:07:21Ya-a-a-a-a-agh!

0:07:24 > 0:07:26Ya-a-a-a-a-agh!

0:07:26 > 0:07:27CORD TWANGS

0:07:29 > 0:07:31ALL SCREAM

0:07:51 > 0:07:53Three, two, one...NOW!

0:08:04 > 0:08:06We're going to keep things simple.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08You! Run in that direction!

0:08:08 > 0:08:12This guard'll chase you thinking it's convicts escaping

0:08:12 > 0:08:15and that's when I sneak Dieg... I mean, EVERYONE out!

0:08:15 > 0:08:17You sure this'll work?

0:08:17 > 0:08:19Trust me! I'm a genie!

0:08:24 > 0:08:26Are those convicts escaping?

0:08:28 > 0:08:30GUARD GROWLS

0:08:33 > 0:08:35Whoa! Whoa! Who-oa!

0:08:35 > 0:08:38Whee-ee-hoo!

0:08:42 > 0:08:45Just one page left!

0:08:45 > 0:08:50Ziggy, if it's a job worth doin', it's worth doin' yourself!

0:08:50 > 0:08:53Put yer backs into it! I want to see ya sweat!

0:08:53 > 0:08:57Now, smash up them rocks like ya mean business!

0:08:57 > 0:09:01What the...? Wise-guy, huh?

0:09:01 > 0:09:02Too much?

0:09:02 > 0:09:04Get that out of here!

0:09:04 > 0:09:07I can't believe we're in prison!

0:09:09 > 0:09:11This is no fun at all!

0:09:11 > 0:09:15Come on, guys! Turn those frowns upside down! At least we're together.

0:09:19 > 0:09:23What would a dynamic celebrity like Sam Sahara do to cheer everyone up?

0:09:26 > 0:09:27Fellas! I've got it!

0:09:36 > 0:09:37Ooh!

0:09:39 > 0:09:41Str-r-r-ike!

0:09:41 > 0:09:43- Bowling was a great idea, Diego. - Yeah!

0:09:43 > 0:09:47I've almost forgotten the fact that I'm incarcerated

0:09:47 > 0:09:49AND I'm six points up!

0:09:55 > 0:09:56Strike?

0:10:04 > 0:10:07What's going on here?

0:10:08 > 0:10:14Er, ball and chain bowling, Your Majesty! Keeping up prisoner morale!

0:10:14 > 0:10:19Ball and chain bowling? I love bowling! Can I play?

0:10:19 > 0:10:22Can I play, please? Pretty please? Can I?

0:10:22 > 0:10:24He can play, right, guys?

0:10:24 > 0:10:26THEY WHISPER

0:10:26 > 0:10:27ALL: I guess.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32But you'll need a bowling shirt, plus a ball, obviously.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Here, you take mine!

0:10:35 > 0:10:38There you go. Now you look just like a bowler.

0:10:38 > 0:10:39Oh! ENGINE THRUMS

0:10:39 > 0:10:44# Ba ba ba baaaa ba Ba da da daaaa da! # Ha ha!

0:10:44 > 0:10:46This is how you break somebody out of jail!

0:10:51 > 0:10:54# Ba ba ba baaaa ba Ba da da daaaa da! #

0:10:55 > 0:10:59I did it! I broke Diego out of prison!

0:11:00 > 0:11:05- Coo-ee! Do I get to have a ride now? Woo-hoo!- Er, no hard feelings?

0:11:05 > 0:11:07I was just trying to break my best friend out.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09He was free five minutes ago.

0:11:09 > 0:11:14Stealing a coat hanger only gets ya one afternoon in prison.

0:11:14 > 0:11:16Diego's free?

0:11:16 > 0:11:18And completely rehabilitated!

0:11:18 > 0:11:21But I have to break him out! He can't be free! No-o-o!

0:11:21 > 0:11:23MAGNET HUMS

0:11:28 > 0:11:30That guy stole all me coat hangers!

0:11:30 > 0:11:35So how many afternoons does that add up to?

0:11:35 > 0:11:40Woo, woo, woo! I'll get you out of there, Zig!

0:11:40 > 0:11:42D'a-a-a-aaagh!

0:11:42 > 0:11:44Ow!

0:11:44 > 0:11:47I get the feeling I'm going to be here a LONG TIME!

0:11:47 > 0:11:53D'a-a-a-aaagh! Ow! D'a-a-a-aaagh! Ow!

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