0:00:02 > 0:00:05I was hit by a can. Opened it, and out popped a genie!
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Three wishes, set me free.
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Trust me, I'm a genie.
0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Wish one, and on that first day
0:00:13 > 0:00:16# I got me very own cafe
0:00:16 > 0:00:18# Wish two, that was cool
0:00:18 > 0:00:21# I got me own swimming pool
0:00:21 > 0:00:25# But then I dropped the magic can
0:00:25 > 0:00:27# It filled with sand
0:00:27 > 0:00:30# And the works got jammed
0:00:30 > 0:00:32# Wish three, a total catastrophe
0:00:32 > 0:00:34# The genie raved and ranted
0:00:34 > 0:00:37# But no third wish was granted
0:00:37 > 0:00:41# If one more wish comes true
0:00:41 > 0:00:44# Then I'll be free from you
0:00:44 > 0:00:47# Trust me, I'm a genie! #
0:00:56 > 0:00:58This is Scoop, live from Oasiswood,
0:00:58 > 0:01:00to celebrate the cinematic advance of the century!
0:01:00 > 0:01:04A super gigantic screen on the moon that's visible from the Earth!
0:01:04 > 0:01:06CHEERING
0:01:08 > 0:01:11Guys, guys. The film's about to start.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14As big as 30,000 football pitches,
0:01:14 > 0:01:16it's the eighth wonder of the world! And moon!
0:01:16 > 0:01:21And now, we're going to broadcast a revival of the sci-fi classic,
0:01:21 > 0:01:24The Stellar Surfer of the moon!
0:01:24 > 0:01:26CHEERING
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Woo hoo! Long live the surfer.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32Why build something so huge to see something so small?
0:01:32 > 0:01:34I don't get it.
0:01:36 > 0:01:40A wonder?! Huh! I can see it just as well on my iWatch.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Shhh!
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Breaking news!
0:01:44 > 0:01:47An asteroid thrown out of the black hole
0:01:47 > 0:01:50is heading for the moon, and could destroy the screen!
0:01:50 > 0:01:52ALL: Oooo!
0:01:52 > 0:01:56- Arghhh! - And scientists can do nothing.
0:01:56 > 0:02:00The entire space budget has been spent on building this lunar screen.
0:02:00 > 0:02:04Due to the imminent disaster, only commercials will be shown.
0:02:04 > 0:02:05Ohhhhh!
0:02:08 > 0:02:09Me favourite film,
0:02:09 > 0:02:13remastered and broadcast for the first time ever in lunar vision.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16I've been waiting for this for years.
0:02:18 > 0:02:22Don't worry, Diego, I've got a wicked plasma screen at home.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24We can watch it there.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27At least I won't have made popcorn for nothing.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Ruined. Ruined.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31The best film ever.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33I was so looking forward to it.
0:02:33 > 0:02:38Diego! Don't let a mere cosmic pebble ruin your screening.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40You can fix this.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Think about it.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Oh!
0:02:52 > 0:02:54CHEERING
0:02:56 > 0:03:01For your courage in having saved this extremely expensive screen.
0:03:01 > 0:03:02Hip hip...
0:03:02 > 0:03:04ALL: Hurray!
0:03:04 > 0:03:05You're right, Ziggy.
0:03:05 > 0:03:10I wish to save the eighth wonder of the world. That's my final wish.
0:03:12 > 0:03:18I call upon the powers that be to grant this wish and set me free!
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Huh? What's this? A back scratcher?
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Oh, how disappointing.
0:03:32 > 0:03:36Look at it before dissing it. Worry fest.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38I bet that, once you've launched it,
0:03:38 > 0:03:41it'll make the asteroid explode immediately.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44Whoops! It's ultra-sensitive.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55Hey, it's an anti-gravity grapple.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Incredible!
0:03:57 > 0:04:01And, apart from turning my cafe into a hot air balloon,
0:04:01 > 0:04:03what do I with this?
0:04:03 > 0:04:08Go, Diego. Grab the moon. Simply move it out of the astroid's path,
0:04:08 > 0:04:11and the screen is saved and I'll be free at last.
0:04:11 > 0:04:12Ohhhhh!
0:04:12 > 0:04:16The string's too short.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Arghh!
0:04:21 > 0:04:24No worries. A mere technical problem.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27We just need to find out how to get closer.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Go on, think!
0:04:29 > 0:04:33Now, viewers, it looks like the screen can be saved!
0:04:33 > 0:04:37Sam Sahara, the hero of 685 action films is going to do it.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39His plan?
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Swivel the moon around,
0:04:41 > 0:04:46using the super-powerful reactors on his top of the range vehicle.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53The asteroid will crash on to the moon's surface,
0:04:53 > 0:04:55not on the screen.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57So, the show will go on!
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Sam, your billions of fans are counting on you.
0:05:05 > 0:05:06What's wrong with him?
0:05:06 > 0:05:08He's going to destroy the moon!
0:05:08 > 0:05:11We have to do something, Ziggy!
0:05:11 > 0:05:12No, you do something.
0:05:12 > 0:05:16You're going to save the screen and the moon, too.
0:05:16 > 0:05:20There's no way Sam Sahara is going to steal the show from me.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Hang on, Diego!
0:05:38 > 0:05:42Oh! Was that an air pocket?
0:05:43 > 0:05:45- It's really, really narrow.- Shh!
0:05:45 > 0:05:51This is an infiltration mission, so suffer in silence,
0:05:51 > 0:05:52and crawl!
0:05:55 > 0:05:58I thought this led to the baggage hold.
0:05:58 > 0:06:04At least we got here, unnoticed, unharmed, and no messing.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10So, you thought you'd sneak up on me, huh?
0:06:10 > 0:06:15I'm going to deal with you once and for all!
0:06:20 > 0:06:23The hold! Now, be careful!
0:06:23 > 0:06:26OK, OK, I know. Stop nagging.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28ALARM SOUNDS
0:06:31 > 0:06:34My cars! They're all mine.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Feeling lonely?
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Sam will look after you.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45'Hyper speed mode activated.'
0:06:56 > 0:06:59And home. Oh-ho-ho! Oh!
0:07:07 > 0:07:11OK. The plan is easy peasy.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13We fire the grabber, tow the moon away,
0:07:13 > 0:07:16get back to the shuttle, and freedom is mine.
0:07:16 > 0:07:20Er... Wasn't there anything more discreet?
0:07:20 > 0:07:24Show me the power of that engine, my pretties!
0:07:26 > 0:07:30Apart from a grey desert, there's nothing here.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33OK, time for plan B.
0:07:33 > 0:07:37Hey, watch out. You're going to damage the moon.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41What's happening?!
0:07:51 > 0:07:54Aarghhhhh! Hey, you two over there!
0:07:54 > 0:07:55Ziggy, what do we do now?
0:07:55 > 0:07:57OK, plan C.
0:07:57 > 0:08:03Climb in and hang onto the grabber. This isn't over yet.
0:08:03 > 0:08:08What are you doing? Come back! You can't get away from me.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11Breathtaking chases are my thing!
0:08:13 > 0:08:17We got to slow him down. Throw anything you can find.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Oh! Doh!
0:08:23 > 0:08:28Hold on tight, this might be a rough ride!
0:08:45 > 0:08:50Diego, you did it! You saved the screen!
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Um, Ziggy?
0:08:52 > 0:08:53We've got a problem.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Huh?!
0:08:55 > 0:08:59That's true. Why aren't I free?
0:08:59 > 0:09:03End of the world alert! After having hit the lunar screen's antenna,
0:09:03 > 0:09:06the asteroid is now heading straight for Earth!
0:09:06 > 0:09:07Arghhhh!
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Arghhhhh!
0:09:21 > 0:09:27The antenna! We have to put it back so the wish can be granted.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30Diego, grab that asteroid.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33After smashing into Earth, a gigantic cloud of dust
0:09:33 > 0:09:37will plunge the planet into darkness for several thousand years.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43What are you waiting for? The world to end?
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Very funny. I'm under a lot of pressure here.
0:09:46 > 0:09:51According to our scientists, the point of contact on Earth
0:09:51 > 0:09:52will be Oasiswood!
0:09:52 > 0:09:54SCREAMING
0:09:55 > 0:09:59Seems our salvation is in the hands of two very unlikely astronauts.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Diego?
0:10:01 > 0:10:05Ziggy? They're the rescue team?!
0:10:05 > 0:10:08Whatever. If they succeed, I'm ready to give them my iWatch.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11And me my super plasma screen.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Hey, what are you doing?
0:10:21 > 0:10:24Off you go! Whoa!
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Back into your black hole.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30You haven't heard the last of me!
0:10:34 > 0:10:38The screen! You smashed the screen!
0:10:38 > 0:10:40What came over you?!
0:10:40 > 0:10:44Oh, stop it, Ziggy.
0:10:44 > 0:10:45I had to save the moon.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00As I forecast, the impact happened in Oasiswood.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03Still waiting to be rescued, Sam is playing
0:11:03 > 0:11:06the Stellar Surfer of the moon live from the moon!
0:11:22 > 0:11:27Oh, we save Oasiswood and the moon,
0:11:27 > 0:11:29but he gets all the glory.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31It's all your fault.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34If you had aimed better, the screen could still be in one piece
0:11:34 > 0:11:36and I'd be free.
0:11:36 > 0:11:40Oh! I just can't rely on you.
0:11:45 > 0:11:51Seriously, guys, you shouldn't have. I was just doing me rescue duties.
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