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0:00:02 > 0:00:05I was hit by a can, opened it and out popped a genie!

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Three wishes set me free

0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Trust me, I'm a genie

0:00:10 > 0:00:13- # Wish one - And on that first day

0:00:13 > 0:00:16- # I got my very own cafe - Ta-da!

0:00:16 > 0:00:18- # Wish two - That was cool

0:00:18 > 0:00:22- # I got my own swimming pool - Hee-hee!

0:00:22 > 0:00:25# But then I dropped the magic can

0:00:25 > 0:00:27# And it filled with sand

0:00:27 > 0:00:29# And the works got jammed

0:00:29 > 0:00:33- # Wish three - A total catastrophe

0:00:33 > 0:00:35# The genie raved and ranted

0:00:35 > 0:00:38# But no third wish was granted

0:00:38 > 0:00:41# If one more wish comes true

0:00:41 > 0:00:44# Then I'll be free from you

0:00:44 > 0:00:47# Trust me, I'm a genie. #

0:01:02 > 0:01:06Woo! Oh, yeah!

0:01:07 > 0:01:11HE SNORES

0:01:11 > 0:01:13DIEGO HUMS TO HIMSELF

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Hooray. Ha!

0:01:19 > 0:01:23Here comes a royal bubble shake!

0:01:23 > 0:01:26HEAVY FOOTSTEPS And what can I get you?

0:01:26 > 0:01:29- Ah!- Ooh!

0:01:29 > 0:01:32A triple kiwi caramel combo? A malted cactus shake?

0:01:32 > 0:01:36- Or possibly a...?- A diamond!

0:01:39 > 0:01:44Bull? Hi. How's it going? It's been a while.

0:01:45 > 0:01:49I must say it's true, your joint rocks!

0:01:49 > 0:01:51HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

0:01:51 > 0:01:55We've got some unfinished business, remember?

0:01:55 > 0:02:00You, me and that superb diamond of yours.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03It will be mine this time!

0:02:03 > 0:02:06But, Bull, it was such a long...

0:02:06 > 0:02:09Shh! Sssh! You're not getting out of it this time.

0:02:09 > 0:02:12I'm going to get the battlefield ready.

0:02:12 > 0:02:16See you tonight behind the dune.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18A diamond? Hello?

0:02:18 > 0:02:21How come I wasn't let in on this?

0:02:24 > 0:02:29- What are you doing?- I'm leaving for good. I can't face Bull.

0:02:29 > 0:02:32- No, Diego, you must face Bull. - Quite right.

0:02:32 > 0:02:37This business has been going on for too long. You must deal with it.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40But you just don't get it, it's my diamond!

0:02:40 > 0:02:44The jewel of my collection! You have to help me!

0:02:44 > 0:02:48Oh, no, it's your karma, man. Destiny, your fate.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50It's like a wave -

0:02:50 > 0:02:54once it's chosen you, you have to ride it until the end.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56This is for your own good, Diego.

0:02:59 > 0:03:03What a load of fair-weather friends. At least I'm still here.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06And what's more, I have a plan to get you out of this.

0:03:06 > 0:03:09Trust me, I'm a genie!

0:03:13 > 0:03:15HARMONICA PLAYS

0:03:24 > 0:03:25Aaah!

0:03:34 > 0:03:38Yeah, I'm not going to let him intimidate me.

0:03:38 > 0:03:44I wish I could win the duel with Bull. That's my third and final wish.

0:03:44 > 0:03:49Diego Versus Bull II - Revenge Of The Hero. Here we go!

0:03:51 > 0:03:56I call upon the powers that be to grant this wish and set me free!

0:04:02 > 0:04:05Marbles? Hmm... Don't panic,

0:04:05 > 0:04:09there must be a simple explanation. Give me a minute.

0:04:09 > 0:04:13Magic marbles! Ziggy, you're a genius!

0:04:13 > 0:04:17I'm sure they have some kind of crazy power.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26BOTH: Oh!

0:04:28 > 0:04:30What's wrong, Ziggy?

0:04:30 > 0:04:33We've travelled through time!

0:04:36 > 0:04:37Don't worry, Diego,

0:04:37 > 0:04:42I promise you'll have forgotten about Rita in ten years time.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45Do you... Do you reckon?

0:04:45 > 0:04:47Wicked!

0:04:47 > 0:04:50I'm going to be able to try out the new random recycler.

0:04:50 > 0:04:54I wonder what it will turn this piece of junk into.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56Hey, Zazie, my can!

0:04:56 > 0:04:59I haven't quite finished it. GULP!

0:04:59 > 0:05:01What a disaster, Ziggy!

0:05:01 > 0:05:05- Today is the day of the... - The day of the big duel?- Yeah...

0:05:05 > 0:05:08The wish is giving you a second chance!

0:05:08 > 0:05:10Tell me what happened that day.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12It was the first day back at school.

0:05:12 > 0:05:16'Over the summer I had won the famous diamond,

0:05:16 > 0:05:21'a Captain Justice marble, which gives the superhero all his powers.

0:05:21 > 0:05:24'So I felt ready to confront anybody.

0:05:24 > 0:05:28'Anybody except Bull. He loved Captain Justice

0:05:28 > 0:05:31'and would have done anything to have the diamond.'

0:05:31 > 0:05:35Here's the deal - you and me in a duel after class.

0:05:35 > 0:05:40Your marbles versus mine. If you win, I will leave you alone...

0:05:40 > 0:05:45- for ever! But if you lose, the diamond is mine!- Oh!

0:05:48 > 0:05:52'To be sure of winning, Bull picked on me all day long.

0:05:52 > 0:05:57'He did all he could to throw me off balance before the duel.'

0:05:59 > 0:06:00Oh!

0:06:02 > 0:06:04Oh! 'And it worked.

0:06:04 > 0:06:10'I was shaking so hard I couldn't throw my marbles properly.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13'There was only one way out - cheating.'

0:06:13 > 0:06:18- Ow! Ow, ow, ow!- Who in the world do you think you're fooling?

0:06:18 > 0:06:21I know I should never have cheated, but I was desperate.

0:06:21 > 0:06:25- I've felt bad about it ever since. - And then what?

0:06:25 > 0:06:26I fooled the teacher.

0:06:26 > 0:06:30She turned up and banned marbles from school forever.

0:06:30 > 0:06:35OK, so you have to beat Bull in the past to be left alone

0:06:35 > 0:06:39in the future. Relax and let your genie deal with this.

0:06:39 > 0:06:43- Diego, did you bring the diamond marble?- Show it to us.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45Please, Diego. Come on, please.

0:06:45 > 0:06:48- BOTH: Oh, wow! - Hey!

0:06:49 > 0:06:52Oooft! Ah.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58Oh! You shouldn't have done that!

0:06:58 > 0:07:03But if you lose, the diamond is mine!

0:07:07 > 0:07:09BELL RINGS

0:07:09 > 0:07:13Imagine this, sand surfing integrated in the sports programme.

0:07:13 > 0:07:18- Cosmic grainus or what, dudes? - Here are your maths exercises.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21No peeking or cheating on your neighbours.

0:07:21 > 0:07:25- Brilliant! Maths, I love maths! - Pst! Help me, bro.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28Please, miss, Diego and Tony are cheating!

0:07:28 > 0:07:31Diego! Tony! Give me your papers!

0:07:31 > 0:07:36- Oh!- Tell me, Diego, do think this is an art class?

0:07:36 > 0:07:38You might be a great artist,

0:07:38 > 0:07:41but this won't help you pass your maths test.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43You've gone too far, Bull.

0:07:43 > 0:07:47You should never interfere with a genie at work.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49Are school puddings good or bad?

0:07:49 > 0:07:52Anyone want to speak on school radio?

0:07:52 > 0:07:57All right, then, let's try this lovely pie... Oh!

0:07:57 > 0:08:00Bull, you need to learn that this behaviour

0:08:00 > 0:08:03will not go unpunished. Yah!

0:08:03 > 0:08:06ALL LAUGH

0:08:11 > 0:08:15Ziggy, please tell me you didn't.

0:08:15 > 0:08:19Stop it, you're going too far! We've got the marbles,

0:08:19 > 0:08:22- don't overdo it.- All right! I was just kidding.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24Fine, I promise I'll stop.

0:08:24 > 0:08:27This year, in our biology class,

0:08:27 > 0:08:32each one of you will be responsible for your own plant.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34Just a few essential oil drops.

0:08:34 > 0:08:39Wow, so you've always been really good at this.

0:08:39 > 0:08:43I mean, you're really good at this.

0:08:44 > 0:08:48- Huh? What?- Ziggy, that's enough!- OK, OK!

0:08:48 > 0:08:51ALL CHEER

0:08:53 > 0:08:56A quick reminder of the rules.

0:08:56 > 0:09:00Your marbles must go up the gulley, then inside the sand castle,

0:09:00 > 0:09:04up and down the slide, cross the puddle and past the flag.

0:09:04 > 0:09:09You can kiss that diamond marble goodbye, Diego.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12- Woo-hoo!- Wow!

0:09:12 > 0:09:15- Cool!- Wow, look at that!

0:09:18 > 0:09:22- Wow!- Go!- Look at that!

0:09:22 > 0:09:24ALL: Ooh!

0:09:26 > 0:09:29Go on, just a little bit further.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40What do you think you're doing?

0:09:40 > 0:09:45- I want to beat him with an ordinary marble.- What? Are you joking?

0:09:45 > 0:09:48- That's out of the question! Give me that!- Oh!

0:09:52 > 0:09:54Oh!

0:09:58 > 0:10:03Diego, I can't believe it! You saved me!

0:10:03 > 0:10:06What in the world is going on here?

0:10:06 > 0:10:11From now on, playing marbles is strictly forbidden.

0:10:11 > 0:10:16You messed everything up again! You silly camel!

0:10:16 > 0:10:21- ECHOING:- Diego! - Oh!

0:10:21 > 0:10:26It's Bull. It's time for the duel. Ziggy, what shall we do?

0:10:26 > 0:10:29Without the magic marbles, you won't win.

0:10:29 > 0:10:33The wish is over, so I'm going to bed. Now!

0:10:40 > 0:10:45- Oh, Diego, my old friend! - Old friend?

0:10:45 > 0:10:48I've got some great news!

0:10:48 > 0:10:52I'm the new Captain Justice comic strip artist!

0:10:52 > 0:10:58And here is the exclusive copy of my very first adventure.

0:10:58 > 0:11:00Wow! Awesomely wicked!

0:11:00 > 0:11:04You always were a great artist. Thanks, Bull.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06Hang on, don't move.

0:11:06 > 0:11:10Your diamond marble! Oh, no way! I can't.

0:11:10 > 0:11:16- Really, it's too precious. - I really want you to have it.

0:11:16 > 0:11:18You should have won it all those years ago.

0:11:18 > 0:11:20After all, it's thanks to you

0:11:20 > 0:11:24that the comic strips will carry on being so great!

0:11:24 > 0:11:27Thanks, Diego. And I've got something for you.

0:11:27 > 0:11:31The latest Captain Justice collectors' item.

0:11:31 > 0:11:35The Expulsator Inter-stellar Plasma Launcher.

0:11:35 > 0:11:39And admire its new recycling function.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45Ah! Ah!

0:11:45 > 0:11:49Oh! Ah! Aaah!

0:11:49 > 0:11:53Argh! Ohh. Oh.

0:11:53 > 0:11:57Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd

0:11:57 > 0:12:01E-mail subtitling@bbc.co.uk