0:00:02 > 0:00:05I was hit by a can, opened it and out popped a genie!
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Three wishes set me free
0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Trust me I'm a genie
0:00:10 > 0:00:13- # Wish one -- And on that first day
0:00:13 > 0:00:16- # I got my very own cafe -- Taa-daa!
0:00:16 > 0:00:18- # Wish two!- That was cool
0:00:18 > 0:00:21- # I got my own swimming pool - Hee-hee!
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# But then I dropped the magic can
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# It filled with sand
0:00:27 > 0:00:30# And the works got jammed
0:00:30 > 0:00:33- # Wish three!- A total catastrophe
0:00:33 > 0:00:35# The genie raved and ranted
0:00:35 > 0:00:38# But no third wish was granted
0:00:38 > 0:00:41# If one more wish comes true
0:00:41 > 0:00:44# Then I'll be free from you
0:00:44 > 0:00:47# Trust me I'm a genie. #
0:00:53 > 0:00:58Ready to spend an amazingly wicked day watching films together?
0:00:58 > 0:00:59Ready!
0:00:59 > 0:01:04Our 48-hour session of continuously watching detective movies can begin.
0:01:04 > 0:01:05Hold on tight, guys.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08Relax. I've got all the ammunition we need.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11Perfect. I'll just get the movies from my small safe.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13HE PLAYS TUNE
0:01:14 > 0:01:18Er...guys? I need a bit of alone-time right now.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21Look, over there! Check them stains on the wall out!
0:01:21 > 0:01:23HE FINISHES TUNE
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Er, Tony? How do I turn this thing of yours on?
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Just press the button.
0:01:30 > 0:01:31Aargh!
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Oof.
0:01:36 > 0:01:37Aargh!
0:01:37 > 0:01:38My collection!
0:01:38 > 0:01:41Wow. So this is what you call a small safe?
0:01:41 > 0:01:44It's more like Tony's treasure trove!
0:01:44 > 0:01:47- Nah. It's the paint that makes it look big.- Wild.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50You've got the Humpollo 16 mission gear.
0:01:50 > 0:01:54- And you even have the karate Captain Justice!- Yeah.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Er, I got it off a granny at a car boot sale. Heh.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Now, move along.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00There's nothing to see here.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03I told you to press the button, not the switches.
0:02:03 > 0:02:04Fear no more.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Sam Sahara has just arrested Freezor,
0:02:06 > 0:02:08the villainous celebrity snowballing penguin.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11Let's watch the scene IN SLO-MO!
0:02:11 > 0:02:13- PENGUIN QUACKS - Huh! Ha!
0:02:16 > 0:02:18PENGUIN QUACKS
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Ba! Ba! Hur...yah!
0:02:29 > 0:02:34I've played so many cop roles That my reaction was a simple,
0:02:34 > 0:02:36well-honed reflex.
0:02:36 > 0:02:40Sam is simply the bravest camel in the world.
0:02:40 > 0:02:44Plus, I hate blackcurrant-flavoured ice cream.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47I can't believe it! Do you see that fluorescent bling he's wearing?
0:02:47 > 0:02:49Is it back in fashion?
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Why does Sam always get to be a hero?
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Sam's not a hero.
0:02:53 > 0:02:59A real hero would only arrest a big bad guy, a true master of crime.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Not some silly penguin.
0:03:01 > 0:03:02With a simple wish,
0:03:02 > 0:03:05you could be that hero, Diego.
0:03:05 > 0:03:06Trust me, I'm a genie.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Aaargh!
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Help me!
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Somebody call SOS Hero Express!
0:03:16 > 0:03:17I think this is the end,
0:03:17 > 0:03:19my furry friend!
0:03:19 > 0:03:21APE GRUNTS
0:03:25 > 0:03:28You can't teach an old camel new tricks!
0:03:28 > 0:03:30CROWD CHEER
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Yeah, Ziggy.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38I wish I could catch a real big bad guy.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41And that's me final wish!
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Here comes a new hero!
0:03:43 > 0:03:45I call upon the powers that be
0:03:45 > 0:03:48to grant this wish and set me free.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Check these babies out, guys.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01Who's the superstar now? Er, guys?
0:04:01 > 0:04:04Where'd you go?
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Where are we? And what are these jim-jams for?
0:04:07 > 0:04:09In the name of desert law,
0:04:09 > 0:04:11get back to prison immediately!
0:04:11 > 0:04:13These aren't pyjamas!
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Run, Diego, run!
0:04:17 > 0:04:18This way!
0:04:21 > 0:04:22Are we the bad guys?
0:04:22 > 0:04:25What have you done this time, Ziggy?
0:04:25 > 0:04:26Hey, you're late, Frankie.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29I was gettin' worried. Do you like it?
0:04:29 > 0:04:31I did this as I waited.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34Well, yes, that's, erm...cosy.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Now that we're comfy,
0:04:36 > 0:04:40tell me about your cunning plan to get rich.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42This is the bad guy you should arrest.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Play along with him, and I'll find a plan to... Aargh!
0:04:45 > 0:04:47For heaven's sake, Raoul.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50I told ya to be careful. You were followed!
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Is that you, Frankie? Again?
0:04:53 > 0:04:56You left them in your cell.
0:04:58 > 0:04:59Of course this is you.
0:04:59 > 0:05:03Sorry, Frankie, but you do both have humps.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05We're from the same place as you...
0:05:05 > 0:05:07and we're great fans...
0:05:07 > 0:05:08of your plans. Yeah.
0:05:08 > 0:05:12We followed all of your adventures scribbled on the toilet walls!
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Oh. Thank you.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16I'm the one who drew them, you know.
0:05:16 > 0:05:20And plus, I have another new cunning plan!
0:05:20 > 0:05:25One - we go to Banco Oasis Oasiswoods Gold Resort.
0:05:25 > 0:05:29Two - we take a huge ghetto blaster with us
0:05:29 > 0:05:30to catch the guards' attention
0:05:30 > 0:05:32and make them look outside.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Three - then we hypnotise them
0:05:35 > 0:05:37with a giant paper windmill.
0:05:37 > 0:05:42- Four - Raoul digs a tunnel with his hands.- Hm?
0:05:42 > 0:05:46Five - we snatch the bank manager's keyring
0:05:46 > 0:05:47from his office.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50It's a priceless collector's item.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52- Erm...a keyring?- Yeah!
0:05:52 > 0:05:55And with two more accomplices, we could even steal
0:05:55 > 0:05:57the assistant manager's keyring!
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Ha-ha-ha!
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Oh, yeah.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04Are you ready for the heist of the century?
0:06:04 > 0:06:05What?!
0:06:05 > 0:06:07You don't get the boss' plan?
0:06:07 > 0:06:10Oh, yeah, 110%.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12But we have another one.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Less amazingly cool, but easier.
0:06:15 > 0:06:20We know a guy who has loads of fantastic collector keyrings,
0:06:20 > 0:06:23and some very rare ones too.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26- With incorporated gadgets?- Tons!
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Whistles, rotating toothbrushes, peashooters,
0:06:29 > 0:06:31telescopic windscreen wipers...
0:06:31 > 0:06:34And a phosphorescent nail file?
0:06:34 > 0:06:38And even a phosphorescent nail file.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40HE GURGLES
0:06:40 > 0:06:42OK. Cool. Let's do it.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44But no funny business,
0:06:44 > 0:06:47or it'll really upset Raoul.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52OK. This thing is going to be a piece of cake.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55- We're not really going to steal from Tony?- Look.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57All we've got to do is lock the two bad guys
0:06:57 > 0:06:59into the safe and call the police.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02They get arrested, the wish is fulfilled,
0:07:02 > 0:07:03and I'm free.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06- What if Tony sees us? - What are you waiting for?
0:07:06 > 0:07:09Well, uh... according to Article 54
0:07:09 > 0:07:11of the Desert Robbers' Code of Conduct,
0:07:11 > 0:07:13we can't show our faces.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22TONY SNORES
0:07:27 > 0:07:30Let magic-fingered Diego deal with this!
0:07:30 > 0:07:31Do you remember the tune?
0:07:33 > 0:07:36HE PLAYS BADLY
0:07:36 > 0:07:37Eurgh!
0:07:39 > 0:07:42TONY WHISTLES TUNE
0:07:42 > 0:07:44DIEGO PLAYS TUNE
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Where are they? Where are they?!
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Fourth box on the right.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52- Just behind the crystal washbasin. - Look, Raoul!
0:07:52 > 0:07:55There's so many! I'm out of my depth here.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58All right, let's do it.
0:07:58 > 0:07:59Slowly, now.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Oh, do you see?
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Tony kept the sculpture I made for the oasis party.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06What a huge heart he has
0:08:06 > 0:08:07under that tiny shell.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10Hey! Snap out of it, Raoul.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Can't you see it's the snoozing lobster?
0:08:12 > 0:08:13Enough is enough.
0:08:13 > 0:08:17You better tell us what's going on...or else!
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Guys, we can explain.
0:08:19 > 0:08:20Let's skedaddle!
0:08:23 > 0:08:27- TONY ON INTERCOM:- Ha-ha! Did you really think I was asleep? Got you.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Now, I'm going to call the cops.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31And I'll get all the credit.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33You set this whole thing up to get us caught?
0:08:33 > 0:08:38You're not going to get away with it that easily!
0:08:38 > 0:08:40TEETH CHATTER
0:08:40 > 0:08:41Ow!
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Wah!
0:08:45 > 0:08:48I'm very disappointed.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51You are a disgrace to this uniform!
0:08:51 > 0:08:53Now, Raoul,
0:08:53 > 0:08:54if you may.
0:09:01 > 0:09:05I have an infallible cunning plan to slip away unnoticed.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08No time to waste! Put this on.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Diego!
0:09:10 > 0:09:13Go after them! You can catch them.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16- We just need to untie... - Only Captain Justice can save us!
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Are you sure about this?
0:09:18 > 0:09:19Chill out, Zig.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22This trick always works in the comics.
0:09:22 > 0:09:23Woo-hoo!
0:09:24 > 0:09:26See?
0:09:26 > 0:09:28- There was no need to... - Thanks, Diego.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Live on Channel Justice, we are reaching our destination,
0:09:32 > 0:09:34a place where a brave citizen is holding
0:09:34 > 0:09:37some dangerous fugitives captive.
0:09:38 > 0:09:39Oops.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43What's going on? This can't be happening.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45I can't believe my cameras!
0:09:45 > 0:09:49Go, Diego! Let's caramelise all these cacti.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56- Aargh!- Wait for me, Frankie!
0:09:56 > 0:09:58I'm over here.
0:09:58 > 0:09:59Frankie?
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Aaargh!
0:10:01 > 0:10:02Got him!
0:10:02 > 0:10:05I've...I've missed him.
0:10:05 > 0:10:09Hi, guys, it's been a while, hasn't it?
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Did you miss me?
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Ah! One down!
0:10:13 > 0:10:15But there's still Frankie to arrest.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Go, Diego!
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Diego? Ziggy? There's no way they're going to steal the show!
0:10:26 > 0:10:29HE PLAYS TUNE
0:10:29 > 0:10:30Ha-ha!
0:10:38 > 0:10:42Hey! Let a professional deal with this.
0:10:42 > 0:10:43Tony!
0:10:43 > 0:10:46We have to get there before him.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50- Woo-hoo!- Aargh!
0:10:55 > 0:10:56Wahhh!
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Wahhh!
0:11:05 > 0:11:09Aargh! I'm jinxed. I'm totally jinxed!
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Don't worry, Ziggy.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13The popcorn is delicious.
0:11:13 > 0:11:14Go to jail.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Do not pass Go.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Do not collect 200 nicker!
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Parachute, open.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Oh, dear.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27Wow. How heroic and unexpected!
0:11:27 > 0:11:30I'm Have-A-Go Tony.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35We would be honoured if you would accept this basket of
0:11:35 > 0:11:37sardine and algae terrines,
0:11:37 > 0:11:39and an assortment of candied fruit
0:11:39 > 0:11:41for your loyal service to the nation.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44It's amazing to have a real hero as a friend.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47I only did my duty.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Hey, Ziggy. Do you want me to sign you a tin of sardines?
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