0:00:02 > 0:00:05I was hit by a can, opened it and out popped a genie!
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Three wishes set me free
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Trust me, I'm a genie
0:00:10 > 0:00:13- # Wish one - And on that first day
0:00:13 > 0:00:16- # I got my very own cafe - Ta-da!
0:00:16 > 0:00:18- # Wish two - That was cool
0:00:18 > 0:00:21# I got my own swimming pool Hee-hee!
0:00:21 > 0:00:25# But then I dropped the magic can
0:00:25 > 0:00:27# It filled with sand
0:00:27 > 0:00:30# And the works got jammed!
0:00:30 > 0:00:33# Wish three - a total catastrophe
0:00:33 > 0:00:38# The genie raved and ranted But no third wish was granted
0:00:38 > 0:00:41# If one more wish comes true
0:00:41 > 0:00:44# Then I'll be free from you
0:00:44 > 0:00:46# Trust me, I'm a genie. #
0:00:55 > 0:01:00We live in the middle of the desert and when we go to a museum,
0:01:00 > 0:01:04we end up in the middle of the desert. I have to get out of here.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06And here is our museum's main exhibit.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08ALL: Oooh!
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Dromakhamon III's golden beetle.
0:01:10 > 0:01:14The Pharaoh and the divine Ritapartra were so in love
0:01:14 > 0:01:17that they locked their souls into this jewel forever.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Legend has it that as long as they remain together,
0:01:20 > 0:01:24the world's equilibrium is protected from chaos.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Isn't that cute?
0:01:26 > 0:01:29That can't have been easy to do. How did he do it?
0:01:29 > 0:01:31The dude must have had a portable karma.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34I read about it in Zen And Cool Mag.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Yeah, well, chaos-wise, he failed.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41A wish - I must find a new third wish.
0:01:58 > 0:02:02I wish to find the golden beetle.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11This plan is perfect!
0:02:11 > 0:02:15It simply cannot fail. This is just great!
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Follow me, please.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Ow!
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Beep! Beep! Beep!
0:02:37 > 0:02:42It can't be! It's a disaster! What's going to become of us?
0:02:42 > 0:02:47Oh, the poor separate little souls! What can we do for them?
0:02:47 > 0:02:50Well, the thief is obviously an amateur.
0:02:50 > 0:02:54- He only took half of the beetle. - Whoa, there, easy now!
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Let's not get over-excited. Perhaps he just wanted to sell it.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00No, it's worthless without the other half!
0:03:00 > 0:03:04It will only bring problems upon him.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Diego, you can save the world!
0:03:06 > 0:03:10Make the wish to find the golden beetle and get us out of this chaos.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Please, please help us.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16You must do it, please, please, please!
0:03:16 > 0:03:19OK, de-stress, guys!
0:03:19 > 0:03:23- I wish to find the thief. That's my third wish.- Yay!
0:03:23 > 0:03:27Oh, no, no. Not the thief, no!
0:03:27 > 0:03:30It's the beetle you should ask for, Diego.
0:03:30 > 0:03:34That way, I can hit two birds with one stone.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36See, I'm not just a pretty face.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Ziggy, come on!
0:03:38 > 0:03:43OK, I'll see what I can do but, you know my magic isn't always...
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Oh, all right, then.
0:03:47 > 0:03:53I call upon the powers that be To grant this wish and set me free.
0:03:57 > 0:03:58What's that?
0:03:58 > 0:04:02It's a fingerprint analyser. It's very efficient.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04As soon as you find the thief's print,
0:04:04 > 0:04:07his face and Sat Nav position are displayed.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09With it, he's toast.
0:04:09 > 0:04:13Excellent! Try it out on the golden beetle's remaining half.
0:04:13 > 0:04:17- He must have touched it. - What if he wore gloves?
0:04:17 > 0:04:20I somehow doubt that.
0:04:20 > 0:04:25A-ha! I told you he was an amateur.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27- Error.- What's going on?
0:04:27 > 0:04:31We only have half of the thief's fingerprints.
0:04:31 > 0:04:35Really? Great news! Well, I mean...
0:04:35 > 0:04:39Undergoing localisation of the other half of the fingerprint.
0:04:39 > 0:04:43- Please, wait. - Oh, no. It also has that option.
0:04:43 > 0:04:47- I've never failed a wish so badly. - Stop it, Ziggy.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50It's going to tell us where the other piece is
0:04:50 > 0:04:53and that's obviously not far from the thief.
0:04:53 > 0:04:58We're going to fulfil the wish, so smile!
0:04:58 > 0:05:01SCREAMING
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Help, monster!
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Monster!
0:05:07 > 0:05:09- What's going on?- Good question.
0:05:09 > 0:05:15Hello, Madam. Could you tell me where and who I am, please?
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Droma, Droma!
0:05:17 > 0:05:19It's... It's Droma!
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Droma? Hmm, thank you.
0:05:22 > 0:05:26Chaos! It's here. We're all doomed!
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Don't be so dramatic. There must be a solu...
0:05:32 > 0:05:36Ziggy! Larry, look after Droma. I'll be back.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Hey, don't forget me!
0:05:38 > 0:05:41Cool, man. Ultimate levitation.
0:05:43 > 0:05:44Monster!
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Where do you think you're going?
0:05:50 > 0:05:55I'm going to zap you with the Ziggy special bin indigestion.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00- All right, Zig?- I've been better.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Diego, this can't go on any longer.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04I've got something to tell you.
0:06:04 > 0:06:09- Localisation of the fingerprint complete.- What?
0:06:13 > 0:06:17There's no time, Ziggy. The beetle is here.
0:06:17 > 0:06:18Hey, you!
0:06:18 > 0:06:21Stop that sponge!
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Leave us alone, you silly greenery.
0:06:29 > 0:06:30Argh!
0:06:34 > 0:06:36It's getting away.
0:06:36 > 0:06:40I've never seen such incompetent detection.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52We must get out of here and quickly!
0:06:55 > 0:06:59Dude, are you sure you're on top form there?
0:06:59 > 0:07:05I must have pharaoh-onically hurt myself to have so many bandages.
0:07:05 > 0:07:09No, man. Bad idea getting all undressed.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12You've been asleep for several thousand years
0:07:12 > 0:07:15so your chakra is slightly upset.
0:07:22 > 0:07:26I feel much better!
0:07:26 > 0:07:32But where is the other half? Where is Ritapartra's soul?
0:07:32 > 0:07:37Good morning, Mrs. How are the strawberries doing this year?
0:07:37 > 0:07:42Ooooh! Who dared steal my beloved's soul?
0:07:42 > 0:07:43A sponge stole it.
0:07:43 > 0:07:48According to the Sat Nav, it's heading towards the ocean.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51A thieving sponge, wild palm trees?
0:07:51 > 0:07:55What kind of strange world are we living in now?
0:07:57 > 0:08:00Don't act so smart, Droma.
0:08:00 > 0:08:04It's your beetle that brought on all this chaos.
0:08:07 > 0:08:11That's very strange. That whale is flying on its back.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Oh no, I'm the one who's upside-down.
0:08:17 > 0:08:21I just had a wild and wicked idea to catch the thief.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24Do you want in? Come on!
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Hey, what about me?
0:08:28 > 0:08:31Diego, don't let go!
0:08:33 > 0:08:37Woo-hoo! Whale surfing, dude! How cool is that?
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Whoa, this rocks!
0:08:40 > 0:08:44The sun is very high up in the sky tonight, isn't it?
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Hold on, my love.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49Take the second street on the left and then straight on
0:08:49 > 0:08:52toward Oasis Beach.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57- Monster!- Help!
0:09:01 > 0:09:06- The sponge, there it is! We can't let it get away!- Let's go!
0:09:06 > 0:09:09- Whoa!- Whoa!
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Help me!
0:09:12 > 0:09:13Hey, wait up!
0:09:18 > 0:09:19I've got it!
0:09:19 > 0:09:25Oh, dear. I've touched it with my fingers full of prints.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27How silly of me!
0:09:53 > 0:09:58Whoo, my head is spinning and it's quite enjoyable.
0:09:58 > 0:10:04Oh, Droma, you've changed your style but you're still as handsome.
0:10:20 > 0:10:25Awesome extremeness, Zazie. You rock!
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Ziggy. Ziggy! You OK?
0:10:29 > 0:10:31I'm rinsed.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34What are you going to do now?
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Send your souls back inside the beetle?
0:10:37 > 0:10:40Enough of that golden beetle.
0:10:40 > 0:10:45Let's share the same sarcophagus forever, my dear Ritapartra.
0:10:45 > 0:10:49I'm taking you on a second honeymoon.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52Oh, my Droma, baby.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54You're such a romantic.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57The chaos that shook the town up is finally over
0:10:57 > 0:11:01and the museum's entire collection is now in the streets.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03What do you think of that, Mr Curator?
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Art knows no boundaries.
0:11:05 > 0:11:09Oasiswood's Museum is extremely delighted to present
0:11:09 > 0:11:12the greatest open day of its history.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15- If you don't come to art, art must come to you.- And that...
0:11:17 > 0:11:21What about me? I'm the one who saved the world from chaos.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Hang on, Diego.
0:11:23 > 0:11:27If you caught the thieving sponge and found the half-beetle,
0:11:27 > 0:11:32why is Ziggy still the prisoner of his can?
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Yeah, why is that, by the way?
0:11:34 > 0:11:40Er, um... Oh, forget it. It's really not important.
0:11:40 > 0:11:44Wow, Ziggy's taking things really well for once.
0:11:44 > 0:11:49I reckon this experience improved his karma greatly.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51ALL: Ha-ha-ha!
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