0:00:02 > 0:00:05'I was hit by a can, opened it, and out popped a genie!'
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Three wishes set me free
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Trust me I'm a genie
0:00:10 > 0:00:16- # Wish one...- And on that first day, I got my very own cafe!- Ta-raa!
0:00:16 > 0:00:18- # Wish two...- That was cool
0:00:18 > 0:00:21- # I got my own swimming pool! - He-he!
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# But then I dropped my magic can
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# And it filled with sand
0:00:27 > 0:00:29# And the works got jammed!
0:00:29 > 0:00:32- # Wish three... - A total catastrophe!
0:00:32 > 0:00:35# The genie raved and ranted
0:00:35 > 0:00:38# But no third wish was granted!
0:00:38 > 0:00:41# If one more wish comes true
0:00:41 > 0:00:44# Then I'll be free from you!
0:00:44 > 0:00:46# Trust me I'm a genie. #
0:01:12 > 0:01:15Is this courgette cocktail coming or what?
0:01:16 > 0:01:20Slurp... Mmmmm, a bit more chilli maybe!
0:01:20 > 0:01:22- Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!- Hi guys...
0:01:22 > 0:01:25There someone here by the name of Zazie?
0:01:25 > 0:01:27That depends. What do you want her for?
0:01:27 > 0:01:31- I've got a package for her, you know...- So why didn't you say?!
0:01:31 > 0:01:34I'm Zazie! Give me that!
0:01:34 > 0:01:35Tony!
0:01:38 > 0:01:43The Bumper Book Of Species And Their Heroic Deeds... Pfff!
0:01:43 > 0:01:46How boring is that?! There aren't even any pictures!
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Let me see!
0:01:48 > 0:01:51I want to know what my species has done...
0:01:51 > 0:01:52I knew it!
0:01:52 > 0:01:56Hey, guys, did you know that lizards were the first surfers?
0:01:56 > 0:01:57I felt it!
0:01:57 > 0:02:03Hey, that's not bad. What have scorpions done?
0:02:03 > 0:02:04Scampi... Ah - scorpion!
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Scorpions invented...
0:02:06 > 0:02:07the can opener!
0:02:07 > 0:02:10The can opener! Ha-ha!
0:02:10 > 0:02:13Wow, are we amazing or what?!
0:02:13 > 0:02:16And me, and me! What've camels done?
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Canaries, carpet beetles...
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Hmm, no camels.
0:02:21 > 0:02:22Relax, Diego.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25It's a well-known fact that camels are the only species
0:02:25 > 0:02:28that have contributed nothing useful to the world!
0:02:28 > 0:02:32There must be LOADS of species that haven't done anything.
0:02:32 > 0:02:33BOING!
0:02:33 > 0:02:34Like racoons!
0:02:34 > 0:02:36What have racoons ever done?
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Racoons?!
0:02:39 > 0:02:42I'll have you know that racoons were the first to send up space probes
0:02:42 > 0:02:44to look for alien life forms.
0:02:44 > 0:02:50Our experiments have penetrated every corner of the known universe.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56So we're useless, like?
0:02:57 > 0:03:00What's on your mind, Diego?
0:03:00 > 0:03:03I can't believe camels haven't done a single thing...
0:03:04 > 0:03:08Sad, isn't it? I wouldn't want to be you.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11Me neither. If only I could make things different.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16But you can! What do you think I'm here for?!
0:03:16 > 0:03:20Yeah, right! So you can mess it up like you always do!
0:03:20 > 0:03:23No, Diego! Think positive!
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Just imagine...
0:03:26 > 0:03:28In 1492...
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Christopher Camel discovered America!
0:03:30 > 0:03:32In 1909...
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Pablo Picamel invented Cubism!
0:03:35 > 0:03:37In 1926...
0:03:37 > 0:03:41Coco Camel designed the little black dress!
0:03:41 > 0:03:46- You want to be the one who finally makes your species respected?- Yeah!
0:03:46 > 0:03:51This is the perfect wish for you. Trust me, I'm a genie!
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Yes! That's what I want!
0:03:54 > 0:03:58I wish to be the camel who puts us in the history books!
0:03:59 > 0:04:01# I call upon the powers that be
0:04:01 > 0:04:03# To grant this wish
0:04:03 > 0:04:07# And set me free! #
0:04:10 > 0:04:13'Fasten seatbelts.'
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Hey, I'm an astronaut.
0:04:15 > 0:04:16But there've been loads of them!
0:04:16 > 0:04:18How'll this get me into the history books?
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Um...because...um...
0:04:21 > 0:04:25Because the plan is for camels to be the first to set foot on Mars!
0:04:25 > 0:04:28Mars?! Ziggy, you're a genius!
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Go Mars!
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Oh, it's raining!
0:04:35 > 0:04:39What is this stuff? Huh! They're asteroids!
0:04:39 > 0:04:41We're going to be minced and scattered
0:04:41 > 0:04:44through the frozen wasteland of infinity!
0:04:45 > 0:04:47'Coconut cocktail?'
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Huh? Oh, yeah!
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Relax! Sit back and watch a pro in action.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Wow! My turn! My turn!
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Don't...
0:05:10 > 0:05:13Pwa-aaaargh!
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Oops...
0:05:15 > 0:05:16What should we do now, Ziggy?
0:05:16 > 0:05:21Well, you know, it's only a few million miles to Mars.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Maybe we could just float there,
0:05:23 > 0:05:25or if that doesn't work...
0:05:26 > 0:05:29..we could hitch-hike! How about that?
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Hey, why didn't I think of that?!
0:05:35 > 0:05:38- What's that thing? - Hey, it's an interstellar courgette!
0:05:38 > 0:05:43Hello, you look a little lost there. Where are you going?
0:05:43 > 0:05:46- Mars.- That's fine. Hop in!
0:05:47 > 0:05:53- I've got one thing to do then I'll drop you off.- Will it take long?
0:05:53 > 0:05:57A nano-second. Just long enough to vaporise the Earth.
0:05:57 > 0:05:58Are you crazy?!
0:05:58 > 0:06:02I used to have the biggest courgette on my planet.
0:06:02 > 0:06:06It was what our civilisation prized above all else.
0:06:06 > 0:06:11I had class, respect, honour and lots of friends!
0:06:11 > 0:06:15But an Earthling probe fell on it.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Call that a prize courgette?! Not any more, mate!
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:06:28 > 0:06:31I was despised!
0:06:31 > 0:06:33No-one would speak to me any more.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35By squashing my courgette,
0:06:35 > 0:06:38the Earthlings robbed me of all my dignity.
0:06:38 > 0:06:43I always say that playing the blame game gets you nowhere.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Anyway, how do you know it was Earthlings?
0:06:47 > 0:06:51'Bonjour! Hello! Guten Tag! Hola!'
0:06:51 > 0:06:54They left me their visiting card.
0:06:56 > 0:06:57Revenge!
0:06:57 > 0:07:00I'm going to make mincemeat out of them!
0:07:00 > 0:07:05How dare they destroy everything that ever mattered to me?!
0:07:05 > 0:07:08- Where are the toilets?- First on the right at the end of the corridor.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10We have to get out of here!
0:07:10 > 0:07:12No, Ziggy, we have to stop him!
0:07:12 > 0:07:15What about the cafe? And the oasis? And our friends?
0:07:15 > 0:07:18What about them?
0:07:18 > 0:07:20It's not your face in the photo, is it?!
0:07:25 > 0:07:28AHHH! Earthling!
0:07:28 > 0:07:32Come on, it's our last chance! GO! GO, GO, GO!
0:07:32 > 0:07:36We can't do that, Ziggy. We have to find a way of defeating the alien!
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Hey, that's it!
0:07:38 > 0:07:42If you save the Earth, you'll go down in the book of heroic deeds!
0:07:42 > 0:07:46That's our mission! Well, yours anyway! Good luck. Catch ya later!
0:07:49 > 0:07:54Ziggy! Noooo! I thought you were my friend!
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Come here!
0:08:01 > 0:08:04Take a good look, Earthling.
0:08:04 > 0:08:08When I launch my atomic courgette your planet and everything on it
0:08:08 > 0:08:12will be consigned to eternal nothingness!
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Wait a minute! All my friends are down there!
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Yes!
0:08:16 > 0:08:20But I don't have any friends!
0:08:20 > 0:08:23Wah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
0:08:23 > 0:08:25I understand.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28There's nothing worse than being dumped by your friends.
0:08:28 > 0:08:32They don't deserve you. I'll be your friend.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35You understand me?!
0:08:35 > 0:08:39Yes! I don't abandon people.
0:08:39 > 0:08:43Anyone who does that to you, you should dump them immediately.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Yes, Earthling!
0:08:48 > 0:08:53'Ziggy! Nooooo! I thought you were my friend!'
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Hold on, Diego!
0:08:57 > 0:09:02I'm not going to destroy your planet... I'm going to destroy mine!
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Then we can colonise a planet
0:09:04 > 0:09:06just for you and me.
0:09:06 > 0:09:10Yeah...that's an improvement, I suppose.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13Ahhh-ahhh!
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Everything's going to be OK!
0:09:19 > 0:09:22We're going to make this wish happen!
0:09:22 > 0:09:24'Commencing self-destruction of ship.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27'Explosion in T minus one hour.'
0:09:27 > 0:09:32You numbskull! We're all going to be reduced to quarks!
0:09:33 > 0:09:36Hey! Where are you going?
0:09:36 > 0:09:40I'm going home. We'll text each other. Goodbye!
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Noooo!
0:09:47 > 0:09:50Forget it, Diego. That guy's not your pal.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53A real pal doesn't abandon his friends.
0:09:53 > 0:09:58- But, Ziggy...- 'May I remind you, the explosion is programmed
0:09:58 > 0:10:00'for T minus 59 minutes!'
0:10:00 > 0:10:02It's all right, we've got time.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04There has to be a way of reprogramming it.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Diego, NO!
0:10:09 > 0:10:11'Correction - T minus one minute.'
0:10:11 > 0:10:13HE GULPS
0:10:14 > 0:10:18The capsule! It's our only chance!
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Don't just stand there!
0:10:20 > 0:10:23PUSH!
0:10:33 > 0:10:37SIREN WAILS
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Waaaah!
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Aaaaah!
0:10:48 > 0:10:53And THAT'S how I became the first camel to save the world, and you!
0:10:55 > 0:10:58I can't believe they won't put me in the book of heroic deeds!
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:11:00 > 0:11:02He's telling the truth!
0:11:02 > 0:11:05It all happened EXACTLY like he said!
0:11:05 > 0:11:07In your dreams, Ziggy!
0:11:07 > 0:11:10How do you expect anyone to believe a stupid story like that?
0:11:13 > 0:11:15The evening paper for Zazie!
0:11:15 > 0:11:18So? He's short-sighted... Big deal!
0:11:18 > 0:11:21Hey! Heroic exploit update -
0:11:21 > 0:11:24"For having filled his pool with courgette soup,
0:11:24 > 0:11:27"Diego the camel has won the Desert Express
0:11:27 > 0:11:30"Loser of the Week Award."
0:11:32 > 0:11:36Oh, well, Ziggy, at least I've still got me friends!
0:11:41 > 0:11:43CRASH!
0:11:47 > 0:11:50Bonjour, hello, guten Tag, hola!
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Grrrrrr!
0:11:52 > 0:11:54Aaaaaah!
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