Photo of the Year

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05I was hit by a can, opened it and out popped a genie!

0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Three wishes set me free

0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Trust me, I'm a genie

0:00:10 > 0:00:13- # Wish one - And on that first day

0:00:13 > 0:00:16- # I got my very own cafe - Taa-daa!

0:00:16 > 0:00:18- # Wish two - That was cool

0:00:18 > 0:00:22- # I got my own swimming pool - Hee-hee!

0:00:22 > 0:00:25# But then I dropped the magic can

0:00:25 > 0:00:27# It filled with sand

0:00:27 > 0:00:30# And the works got jammed

0:00:30 > 0:00:33- # Wish three - A total catastrophe

0:00:33 > 0:00:35# The genie raved and ranted

0:00:35 > 0:00:38# But no third wish was granted

0:00:38 > 0:00:41# If one more wish comes true

0:00:41 > 0:00:44# Then I'll be free from you

0:00:44 > 0:00:47# Trust me, I'm a genie. #

0:00:56 > 0:00:58Look, Ziggy! Wake up!

0:01:01 > 0:01:04What do you want? No, I'm not recyclable.

0:01:04 > 0:01:07You absolutely MUST check this out.

0:01:18 > 0:01:22- So?- Indeed. Like you said, I just checked it out.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25But now, you can select the lot

0:01:25 > 0:01:28and store them in delete, just like that.

0:01:28 > 0:01:29Are they that bad?

0:01:29 > 0:01:33- No. Much worse. - I spent ages and ages on those pics.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36I suppose I'll never be like the photographers

0:01:36 > 0:01:39in the Famous Photos Of The World exhibition.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41You know what? You do have some talent.

0:01:41 > 0:01:46You just need a little extra juice, to make all the difference.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48What kind of extra juice?

0:01:48 > 0:01:49A wish! With my help,

0:01:49 > 0:01:53you can exhibit your photos wherever you like.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56Even in the Famous Photos exhibition.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58Oh...

0:02:01 > 0:02:04Oh, what talent! I mean, where did he get it from?

0:02:04 > 0:02:09The depth of colour, the meticulous framing, the big close-ups.

0:02:09 > 0:02:12This is the work of pure genius!

0:02:12 > 0:02:14CHEERING

0:02:14 > 0:02:17I wish my photos could be exhibited

0:02:17 > 0:02:21in Oasiswood's Famous Photos Of The World exhibition!

0:02:21 > 0:02:24Your wish, in a flash!

0:02:25 > 0:02:28I call upon the powers that be

0:02:28 > 0:02:32to grant this wish and set me free!

0:02:35 > 0:02:38WHOOSHING

0:02:38 > 0:02:42Oh, well. We can still go and see the exhibition.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45Stay positive! Something must've happened.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48Uh...take your camera, for instance.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51It must have become magical. Or not.

0:02:51 > 0:02:55On the other hand, there's nothing worth snapping here.

0:02:55 > 0:02:56You should try it outside.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03LIFT DRONES

0:03:03 > 0:03:05Woah!

0:03:05 > 0:03:09The ground floor feels really low down today.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15LIFT CRASHES

0:03:18 > 0:03:21Ziggy, what have you done this time?

0:03:21 > 0:03:24This way.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28Wow! Where can we be?

0:03:29 > 0:03:33Ouch! Couldn't they put a sign up?

0:03:33 > 0:03:37A footprint! Of course! This is amazing!

0:03:37 > 0:03:42The lift wasn't going down levels, but years!

0:03:42 > 0:03:45We've gone back 65 million years, Diego,

0:03:45 > 0:03:49and we are now in prehistoric times!

0:03:49 > 0:03:51Hang on, don't get me wrong.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Prehistoric times are impressive,

0:03:53 > 0:03:56but what's it got to do with my wish?

0:03:56 > 0:04:00Think about it! Nobody has ever taken a picture of a dinosaur.

0:04:00 > 0:04:05If you do, you'll be in the Famous Photos exhibition for sure!

0:04:07 > 0:04:09- GRUNTING - Wha!?

0:04:12 > 0:04:17I'm sure there's an audience for pictures of dinosaur butts,

0:04:17 > 0:04:18but you can do better.

0:04:18 > 0:04:22- Like a picture from the front? - You're a born photographer.

0:04:22 > 0:04:27Diplodocae are herbivores, so there's nothing to worry about!

0:04:27 > 0:04:31Hey! Give us a smile, ya big, prehistoric cow!

0:04:31 > 0:04:32- Ooh.- Wah!

0:04:32 > 0:04:36DIPLODOCUS ROARS Let's get out of here!

0:04:38 > 0:04:41Hey! You're not supposed to be carnivorous!

0:04:41 > 0:04:45Ziggy, I think you've hurt its feelings!

0:04:45 > 0:04:48FEET THUMP

0:04:48 > 0:04:51You want to play games with me, huh, Daisy?

0:04:53 > 0:04:57Come on, then! Come and chew me now!

0:04:57 > 0:05:00Ha, ha! Did you see that?

0:05:00 > 0:05:02I have the soul of a cowboy!

0:05:02 > 0:05:05Yippee-kai-yay! Ha, ha!

0:05:05 > 0:05:08- So, how many pics did you take? - You're safe and sound.

0:05:08 > 0:05:11That was so scary. I didn't even dare look.

0:05:11 > 0:05:17What was the point of going to so much trouble?

0:05:17 > 0:05:20GRUNTING

0:05:32 > 0:05:34CAMERA BEEPS

0:05:37 > 0:05:39Oops.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42Quick! Into the tree!

0:05:46 > 0:05:51I haven't showered for three days, so I really won't taste too good.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54Argh!

0:05:55 > 0:05:58Oh!

0:05:58 > 0:06:01Um...do you think they'll take offence

0:06:01 > 0:06:04if I don't finish all me plate?

0:06:06 > 0:06:11Oh, so that's what their little arms were for. Thanks, Rexie.

0:06:11 > 0:06:16- You're a lovely dino.- Yeah, yeah. We'll get to know each other later.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18We have a photo to take, remember?

0:06:18 > 0:06:22There ya go. Nice and relaxed. Athletic style.

0:06:24 > 0:06:28Don't be afraid, it's just the flash. There's nothing to...

0:06:28 > 0:06:32That's not it, Deigo...look! Ooh-hoo-hoo...hide!

0:06:34 > 0:06:37Argh! Come on, Ziggy! Please help me!

0:06:37 > 0:06:42Relax, and whatever you do, don't let go of the camera! I'm a-comin'!

0:06:47 > 0:06:50Calm down, you gawky geckos.

0:06:50 > 0:06:53Ziggy has the answer.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02Trust me, I'm a genie.

0:07:02 > 0:07:05Plus, I'm 65 million years more evolved than you guys,

0:07:05 > 0:07:08so I know what I'm doing here.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21Wah!

0:07:23 > 0:07:26Oh...

0:07:26 > 0:07:27THEY SNORE

0:07:27 > 0:07:29Psst.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32(I wouldn't be against a bit of help, here.)

0:07:38 > 0:07:42- What happened here, then?- (I'm not sure I want to talk about it.

0:07:42 > 0:07:45(But being a bird's blanket is not great.

0:07:45 > 0:07:49(And they've got way too many toys already.)

0:07:49 > 0:07:53Well, if this isn't a brilliant photo opportunity

0:07:53 > 0:07:56for the exhibition, I'm no longer a genie!

0:07:56 > 0:07:59This'll get your photo in the exhibit for sure!

0:07:59 > 0:08:01CAMERA BEEPS

0:08:01 > 0:08:04THEY SQUAWK

0:08:05 > 0:08:07SCREECHING Argh!

0:08:14 > 0:08:18Oh, look at the pretty cartoon!

0:08:18 > 0:08:20Wah!

0:08:22 > 0:08:24Oh...

0:08:27 > 0:08:31OK, OK. Let's not forget what we're here for.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45Thanks for everything.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47Mind them meteorites, now.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50Apparently they fly low at this time of year.

0:08:53 > 0:08:57Bye! We'll meet again in a museum.

0:09:02 > 0:09:05Hey, you! Go graze in a field!

0:09:05 > 0:09:08- You're standing on the road, here! - Ziggy!

0:09:08 > 0:09:10DIPLODOCUS ROARS

0:09:10 > 0:09:14Well, I can't believe how touchy that diplodocus is.

0:09:14 > 0:09:18- Ziggy, we've got a problem. - Do something about it, then.

0:09:18 > 0:09:21Throw stuff at it. I don't know!

0:09:21 > 0:09:23Woah... Argh!

0:09:34 > 0:09:36Yeah, it worked!

0:09:36 > 0:09:40We did...um...oh, Ziggy!

0:09:40 > 0:09:43Please tell me the camera wasn't in that rucksack.

0:09:43 > 0:09:44No!

0:09:44 > 0:09:49No, no! The exhibition!

0:09:49 > 0:09:51My freedom...

0:09:54 > 0:09:57There's the camp. This way, quick.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00Thanks, Rexie. You're a great taxi.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02ROARING Argh!

0:10:08 > 0:10:11- Open up, man.- Come on, open up!

0:10:14 > 0:10:16- Yippee!- Yippee!

0:10:16 > 0:10:18Look! The memory card!

0:10:18 > 0:10:21The photos are on there!

0:10:21 > 0:10:23Ziggy! No!

0:10:27 > 0:10:30- Oh!- I've got it. Freedom is mine!

0:10:36 > 0:10:39What've you two been up to this time?

0:10:39 > 0:10:42Forget the question, I don't want to know.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44You're going to ruin my lunch.

0:10:44 > 0:10:48Welcome to the Famous Photos Of The World exhibition.

0:10:48 > 0:10:51May I have the pleasure of seeing your pictures?

0:10:53 > 0:10:57Hmm. Excellent mastery of retouching and special effects.

0:10:57 > 0:11:00It's worthy of the Oasiswood studios.

0:11:00 > 0:11:03- Wow!- But for the exhibition... We want real pictures.

0:11:03 > 0:11:06Authentic shots, not computer-animated.

0:11:06 > 0:11:10- But they're all real! - Of course they're real.- Ha, ha, ha!

0:11:10 > 0:11:13Sorry, we can't show them here. Next!

0:11:13 > 0:11:17- No, not again! - Hold on, wait a minute. This is it.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19What an impressive shot.

0:11:19 > 0:11:22Vivid and expressive. Now, that's authentic.

0:11:22 > 0:11:26Never has disappointment been snapped so well.

0:11:26 > 0:11:29Who took this marvellous shot?

0:11:29 > 0:11:33This picture will fit perfectly in the exhibition. Why so glum?

0:11:33 > 0:11:37You should be proud of yourself.

0:11:37 > 0:11:38I can't believe it.

0:11:38 > 0:11:43There'll be a picture of me in the Famous Photos exhibition!

0:11:43 > 0:11:47Come on, get a move on! We don't want to be late!

0:11:47 > 0:11:49Well done! You must be so pleased.

0:11:49 > 0:11:52Yeah! Top karma, Ziggy.

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