Freedom at Last

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0:00:01 > 0:00:05I was hit by a can, opened it and out popped a genie!

0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Three wishes set me free

0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Trust me, I'm a genie

0:00:10 > 0:00:13- # Wish one - And on that first day

0:00:13 > 0:00:16- # I got my very own cafe - Taa-daa!

0:00:16 > 0:00:18- # Wish two - That was cool

0:00:18 > 0:00:21- # I got my own swimming pool - Hee-hee!

0:00:22 > 0:00:24# But then I dropped the magic can

0:00:24 > 0:00:27# It filled with sand

0:00:27 > 0:00:30# And the works got jammed

0:00:30 > 0:00:33- # Wish three - A total catastrophe

0:00:33 > 0:00:35# The genie raved and ranted

0:00:35 > 0:00:38# But no third wish was granted

0:00:38 > 0:00:41# If one more wish comes true

0:00:41 > 0:00:44# Then I'll be free from you

0:00:44 > 0:00:47# Trust me, I'm a genie. #

0:00:53 > 0:00:55Hoo-oh-oh!

0:00:55 > 0:00:59There must be some way of getting rid of this can!

0:01:01 > 0:01:03Hoo-ya! Oh! Wooooaaah!

0:01:03 > 0:01:09Just a few more inches and freedom will be mi-i-i-ine.

0:01:09 > 0:01:12Waaaaah! Ooh!

0:01:13 > 0:01:17Wah-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh! Waaaaah!

0:01:19 > 0:01:23- Tony, you haven't seen my CD, have you?- Me?

0:01:23 > 0:01:27No, cross my heart and hope to die from thunderbolts from the sky.

0:01:27 > 0:01:28BANG

0:01:28 > 0:01:33Huh! This must be made by yet another failed wish.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36Sorry, you wouldn't understand.

0:01:40 > 0:01:44- Do you still have the extreme flush option on your toilet?- Huh?

0:01:44 > 0:01:50Wooooaaah! Watch out, man! That flush is pretty powerful!

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Aaaaah!

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Waaaaah! Woah!

0:01:56 > 0:01:58RUMBLING

0:02:00 > 0:02:03Sorry about the mess.

0:02:03 > 0:02:08# Do-do-do-do-do... #

0:02:08 > 0:02:11Diego, we've got a problem.

0:02:12 > 0:02:17- What're you up to Ziggy? - Za-za-zag-yuhhhhh! Waaaaah!

0:02:17 > 0:02:20Woo-woo-wah-ha! Ahh! Wah-ha!

0:02:21 > 0:02:23EXPLOSION

0:02:23 > 0:02:26Things must be serious if Ziggy is apologising.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29This can't go on any longer, Diego.

0:02:29 > 0:02:32You absolutely must come up with a third wish.

0:02:32 > 0:02:36Relax man, there's no pressure. Just wish for something easy.

0:02:36 > 0:02:39- And infallible. - Yeah, what about a diamond?

0:02:39 > 0:02:43- Even a tiny one, like my tail. - Or, cleaning up my living room.

0:02:43 > 0:02:47Even if the wish fails, Ziggy can sweep up old-school style.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49Or just a beautiful rose.

0:02:51 > 0:02:55- I wish that Ziggy could be free! - What?

0:02:55 > 0:03:00- Is that an official wish? - 300% official!

0:03:00 > 0:03:04- This is your big chance, me old mate. - Farewell, wretched can!

0:03:04 > 0:03:11I call upon the powers that be, to grant this wish and set me free!

0:03:17 > 0:03:21- MUFFLED:- Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Thanks for trying, Diego,

0:03:21 > 0:03:24but don't trust me, I'm a useless genie.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27That's odd. There's usually something that...

0:03:27 > 0:03:29DISTANT WHISTLING

0:03:29 > 0:03:31- CRASH - Yee-ha-ha!

0:03:31 > 0:03:34It's as cool as a flying surfboard.

0:03:34 > 0:03:38I wonder how a magic carpet can free me?

0:03:38 > 0:03:41- Woooooaaah!- Ho-ho, yeah!

0:03:45 > 0:03:46Wooooo!

0:03:48 > 0:03:55- 'You have reached your destination.' - What's all this? BOTH: Ooh!

0:03:55 > 0:03:59- ROBOTIC VOICE:- Requesting personal particulars.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Erm, Diego and Ziggy.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04Jetsibor is expecting you in his office.

0:04:13 > 0:04:19Here's our hero. Well, it isn't every day that such a wish is made.

0:04:19 > 0:04:24- How does it work? Do I have to sign something?- Not sign. Find.

0:04:29 > 0:04:33Each genie is magically linked to a particular object

0:04:33 > 0:04:37and cannot be freed without using another particular object.

0:04:38 > 0:04:44- And what do I need for a tin-can-type genie?- Hmm, let's see.

0:04:44 > 0:04:48You need to use the genie-versal.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Heh, what's the catch?

0:04:50 > 0:04:54Do I have to take part in a deadly sports contest? Or face a dragon?

0:04:54 > 0:05:00No, you simply need to see Zorbo, the wish-granting clerk.

0:05:00 > 0:05:03He keeps all the genie objects in his workshop.

0:05:03 > 0:05:08Give this to him, but hurry, the office closes at 5pm.

0:05:08 > 0:05:09BOTH: Woooooaaah!

0:05:11 > 0:05:14- ZIGGY SPLUTTERS - Erm, yeah, OK.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16Giant, gold, ingot.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18Ah, no problem, it's a classic.

0:05:23 > 0:05:27I call upon the powers that be, to use this ingot to set him free.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Hee-hee-hee.

0:05:36 > 0:05:39- Yippee! I'm rich! - RUMBLING

0:05:39 > 0:05:41Oh, no!

0:05:42 > 0:05:45Hee-hee-hee-hee.

0:05:45 > 0:05:50Why doesn't anyone just ask for an unlimited bank account these days?

0:05:50 > 0:05:55Ah, well, anyway. What can I do for you?

0:05:55 > 0:05:58Special freedom form for a Zig...Ziggy?

0:05:58 > 0:06:05- THE Ziggy?- Ah, my reputation precedes me. Ha-ha.- Yeah, right!

0:06:05 > 0:06:08You're the worst genie I've ever seen!

0:06:08 > 0:06:12You're the one who's been giving me so much hard work!

0:06:12 > 0:06:15It's not my fault... if my can is defective!

0:06:15 > 0:06:18You should look after your things!

0:06:18 > 0:06:23Making a non-sandproofed can and leaving it in the desert was stupid!

0:06:23 > 0:06:26If you'd done a better job, I wouldn't be here!

0:06:26 > 0:06:31- Now, give us the can opener, pronto! - Not in your wildest wishes.

0:06:35 > 0:06:38Uh, Ziggy, it's nearly time!

0:06:38 > 0:06:42Relax, this problem is going to be sorted out in two ticks.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45- A-ha!- Ah!

0:06:46 > 0:06:49MACHINE WHIRRS

0:06:58 > 0:07:00Waaaaah!

0:07:03 > 0:07:08- Right, let's go. It's time to stop fighting!- Let go of me!

0:07:08 > 0:07:10I'm just getting started.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12You're lucky this time!

0:07:14 > 0:07:16OK, let's go!

0:07:16 > 0:07:18BOTH: Ooh!

0:07:18 > 0:07:22- It's all going...- I'm good, I'm good. We got the can opener.

0:07:22 > 0:07:28Diego, do you accept Ziggy, your genie, can be free?

0:07:28 > 0:07:32- I do.- Very well.

0:07:32 > 0:07:38With the power invested in me, you may now free your genie.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45Woah! Woo-hoo-hoo.

0:07:49 > 0:07:54This is it, I'm free! My powers have finally returned.

0:07:54 > 0:07:57My magic works properly again!

0:07:57 > 0:08:01Do you imagine the look on everyone's faces when we go back to the oasis?

0:08:01 > 0:08:04Whaddaya mean, go back to the oasis?

0:08:04 > 0:08:07That's all over! You can't stay together any longer.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10It's against the genie code!

0:08:10 > 0:08:13Liberation, Contract Nine, Appendix C, Clause 81F.

0:08:13 > 0:08:16Genies must disappear from their master's life,

0:08:16 > 0:08:19after his three wishes have been fulfilled.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21What happens if we stay together?

0:08:21 > 0:08:23If a genie makes contact with his master,

0:08:23 > 0:08:28after his three fulfilled wishes, he automatically loses all his powers.

0:08:28 > 0:08:32He won't be able to make objects appear anymore, or be invincible!

0:08:32 > 0:08:35And worst of all, he'll have to walk everywhere!

0:08:35 > 0:08:38But I've got my powers and Diego's here.

0:08:38 > 0:08:41Here, is genie country!

0:08:41 > 0:08:43Why don't you stay here?

0:08:43 > 0:08:46I can give you a new cafe and anything else you like!

0:08:46 > 0:08:48What about me friends?

0:08:48 > 0:08:51Sorry, Ziggy, but I belong with them.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53RINGING

0:08:53 > 0:08:56ANGRY SQUAWKING

0:08:56 > 0:09:00My wife, Shepet. She got a bit of a temper.

0:09:00 > 0:09:04Yes, my darling, I'm coming, right away.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06Now, say goodbye.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12Ahh!

0:09:12 > 0:09:14Eh, can anyone see anything?

0:09:16 > 0:09:18You mean, other than sky?

0:09:18 > 0:09:21Ahhhhh!

0:09:21 > 0:09:23ALL: Diego!

0:09:23 > 0:09:26Yes, the wish was successfully fulfilled.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29- Why are you looking so glum, then? - And where is Ziggy?

0:09:29 > 0:09:32He won't be coming back.

0:09:32 > 0:09:39- It's forbidden by genie law.- Oh, dear, poor old Diego. I'm so sorry.

0:09:50 > 0:09:57I've burned a DVD with all of Ziggy's TV appearances!

0:09:57 > 0:09:58Shall we watch it together?

0:10:03 > 0:10:05LAUGHTER

0:10:10 > 0:10:15Oh, good old Ziggy! Always ready to make a huge mess.

0:10:15 > 0:10:19- ZIGGY:- Oh no, it really wasn't my fault, that time!

0:10:19 > 0:10:21ALL EXCEPT DIEGO LAUGH

0:10:21 > 0:10:24Ziggy? Is it really you?

0:10:24 > 0:10:27- Ha-ha-ha!- Yeeeah!

0:10:27 > 0:10:31Oh, woah, easy there! I'm no longer indestructible.

0:10:31 > 0:10:36Plus, the oasis is miles away from anywhere. Especially on foot!

0:10:36 > 0:10:41You decided to lose all your powers, just to see us again?

0:10:41 > 0:10:45Genie land is great and all, but everything is too perfect.

0:10:45 > 0:10:47It's just no fun.

0:10:47 > 0:10:51But still, I didn't leave empty handed.

0:10:51 > 0:10:54No way! I can't believe you stole...

0:10:54 > 0:10:58- Borrowed it for an indeterminable period of time. Ha-ha-ha.- Wow!

0:10:58 > 0:11:01So, let's grant some wishes!

0:11:01 > 0:11:03ALL: Yippee!

0:11:03 > 0:11:05THUNDER CRASHES

0:11:05 > 0:11:08'Ziggy, give me back my ball!'

0:11:08 > 0:11:11Ziggy, you have broken genie law,

0:11:11 > 0:11:15and your sentence will be effective instantly.

0:11:15 > 0:11:19Your latest wish is cancelled.

0:11:21 > 0:11:23Ziggy will only be free,

0:11:23 > 0:11:27once he ensures Diego's final wish is fulfilled.

0:11:27 > 0:11:32And Diego, you are forbidden to make the same wish again.

0:11:37 > 0:11:40Oh, no! I'm right back where I started!

0:11:40 > 0:11:45- No, Ziggy, you're right back where you belong.- With your mates.

0:11:45 > 0:11:48We wouldn't want you to be perfect anyway, Ziggy.

0:11:48 > 0:11:51But the next wish will be!

0:11:51 > 0:11:53Trust me, I'm a camel!

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