0:00:02 > 0:00:05I was hit by a can, opened it and out popped a genie!
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Three wishes set me free
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Trust me I'm a genie! #
0:00:10 > 0:00:11Wish one
0:00:11 > 0:00:16- And on that first day I got my very own cafe!- Ta-da!
0:00:16 > 0:00:18- Wish two.- That was cool!
0:00:18 > 0:00:21- I got my own swimming pool!- Hee-hee!
0:00:21 > 0:00:23But then I got the magic can
0:00:23 > 0:00:25and it filled with sand?!
0:00:27 > 0:00:29And the works got jammed!
0:00:29 > 0:00:33- Wish three. - A total catastrophe!- Ugh.
0:00:33 > 0:00:35The genie raved and ranted.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38But no third wish was granted?!
0:00:38 > 0:00:41# If one more wish comes true #
0:00:41 > 0:00:44Then I'll be free from you!
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Trust me, I'm a genie!
0:00:56 > 0:00:58'One fight!'
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Sandwiches.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Ha!
0:01:13 > 0:01:15What did I miss? What did I miss?
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Level four, reached with difficulty.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Samurai Turtle miraculously defeated.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Oh, do be quiet!
0:01:22 > 0:01:23The Eradicator!
0:01:23 > 0:01:27What was wrong with Genies And Dragons?!
0:01:27 > 0:01:31Geek magazine says the first person to beat the Eradicator
0:01:31 > 0:01:33will win the ultimate prize.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36ALL: The Golden Hardcore Gamers' Joystick!
0:01:36 > 0:01:39Shush! You're putting me off!
0:01:42 > 0:01:46"Personal log of Eradicator game tactics?!"
0:01:46 > 0:01:51- Put it back, will you? - Ah, give me that!- Argh!- Eee!
0:01:51 > 0:01:55'Game Over. You lose.'
0:01:55 > 0:01:57- ALL GASP - I'd almost done it!
0:01:57 > 0:01:59How could you, Tony?
0:02:01 > 0:02:04Get out your handkerchiefs! It's my turn.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07ALL LAUGH
0:02:07 > 0:02:08You?
0:02:08 > 0:02:11Correct me, but haven't you always been the most...
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Oh, how can I put it?
0:02:13 > 0:02:15- Unsuccessful?- Unlucky?
0:02:15 > 0:02:16USELESS!
0:02:16 > 0:02:19How can you hope to beat the Eradicator,
0:02:19 > 0:02:22- if- I- can't with my EXHAUSTIVE book of tricks?
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Because I've got this!
0:02:24 > 0:02:27The Megaspeed Zapmaster, with built-in turbo buttons
0:02:27 > 0:02:31and carbonate plastic, sweat absorbent, contours.
0:02:31 > 0:02:32ALL: Wow!
0:02:32 > 0:02:34How did you get that, man?
0:02:34 > 0:02:37Easy, when you've got a genie.
0:02:37 > 0:02:41I sold my whole collection of Ninja Warthog trading cards to buy this!
0:02:41 > 0:02:45And now I am going to beat the Eradicator.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48The most ruthless adversary ever invented!
0:02:48 > 0:02:52Attack the troll with the laser, it gives you extra lives!
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Take the magic potion.
0:02:54 > 0:02:58- Go left, there's a secret passage behind the pillar!- Water!
0:02:58 > 0:03:00HE SLURPS
0:03:00 > 0:03:05Hey, guys! This is it. I'm up against the Eradicator!
0:03:05 > 0:03:07You're going to be annihilated.
0:03:07 > 0:03:11Get out your cameras, I'm about to make history!
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Go for it, Diego!
0:03:18 > 0:03:21Hey, look out! The eradication ray!
0:03:21 > 0:03:24- 'Game over.'- Wah!
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Ha! What did I tell you? Ha-ha-ho!
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Come on, snap out of it!
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Who cares about a stupid game?
0:03:33 > 0:03:35You don't get it, do you?
0:03:35 > 0:03:38If I'd beaten the Eradicator
0:03:38 > 0:03:41I'd have been respected by every gamer in the world!
0:03:41 > 0:03:42You still can be.
0:03:42 > 0:03:46It takes a wish and the Golden Joystick can be yours!
0:03:46 > 0:03:48And everyone who laughed at you
0:03:48 > 0:03:51will have to bow down to the new king of the gamers!
0:03:51 > 0:03:54The new king of the gamers!
0:03:54 > 0:03:57"Diego, the camel who beat the Eradicator!"
0:03:59 > 0:04:01How cool would that be?
0:04:03 > 0:04:05SQUAWKING
0:04:13 > 0:04:16You're the BEST, Diego!
0:04:16 > 0:04:20OK, Ziggy, here's my wish.
0:04:20 > 0:04:24- I want to beat the Eradicator. - Got it!
0:04:28 > 0:04:34I call upon the powers that be to grant this wish and set me free!
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Oh!
0:04:37 > 0:04:40What's this manky old joystick for?
0:04:40 > 0:04:44Well, ha-ha, it's not just any old joystick. It's, erm, magic!
0:04:44 > 0:04:46That's right, it's magic!
0:04:46 > 0:04:52This joystick is going to make you, erm, superfast - trust me!
0:04:52 > 0:04:53I'm a genie!
0:04:54 > 0:04:56CRUNCH
0:04:56 > 0:04:57- Ah! - SIREN WAILS
0:04:57 > 0:04:59- What's got into you?- Nothing, ha-ha!
0:04:59 > 0:05:01I must have sneezed without noticing.
0:05:03 > 0:05:04Wah! Ow!
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Ow-ow-ow-wo-wo!
0:05:06 > 0:05:08- What?- Wah!
0:05:08 > 0:05:11Ouch!
0:05:11 > 0:05:15- OW! - Wow! This joystick's controlling you!
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Wah-ow!
0:05:17 > 0:05:18Wah! Ouch!
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Wah! Ow!
0:05:20 > 0:05:21What? OW!
0:05:21 > 0:05:22Ouch!
0:05:22 > 0:05:26I'm not going to beat the Eradicator with this thing!
0:05:26 > 0:05:28All it does is control you!
0:05:28 > 0:05:32At least try it with a game. What harm can it do?
0:05:32 > 0:05:36OK, but don't come complaining if you hurt yourself!
0:05:36 > 0:05:38You can do this!
0:05:38 > 0:05:42He'll beat the Eradicator and I'll be freeeee!
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Wah-oo!
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Whoa! Ow! Ow! Wah!
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Ow-ow-OW! Ouch!
0:05:49 > 0:05:51- GLASS SMASHES - OW!
0:05:51 > 0:05:54Oh-oof! Ha-ha!
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Ee-ha-ho-wah!
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Doh! Ow, ah!
0:05:58 > 0:06:02Hey, Ziggy, this joystick's rubbish! I think I'm going to...
0:06:02 > 0:06:05OW!
0:06:05 > 0:06:06HE THUDS
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Oh!
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Look at this mess!
0:06:14 > 0:06:17And all because of your stupid magic joystick!
0:06:17 > 0:06:20I'm going to go back to the old one!
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Huh?
0:06:23 > 0:06:27The Eradicator, your worst nightmare begins here.
0:06:27 > 0:06:32- But, but, but, but you have to use it to beat the Eradicator!- No way!
0:06:32 > 0:06:33Wah!
0:06:33 > 0:06:35ZIGGY!
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Waaah-oof!
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Ah! Woo-ah!
0:06:41 > 0:06:43- Wah! - SPLASH!
0:06:43 > 0:06:44Ahhhh!
0:06:44 > 0:06:46- Ah!- Huh?
0:06:47 > 0:06:48Ow!
0:06:48 > 0:06:49Oh, my roses!
0:06:49 > 0:06:53Ah!
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Ahhh!
0:06:55 > 0:06:58The joystick! You stole it, you jackal!
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Dessert fox, if you don't mind.
0:07:00 > 0:07:04Now no-one can stop me being the first to beat the Eradicator!
0:07:04 > 0:07:08That's what you think! Give me back my joystick!
0:07:08 > 0:07:11- In your dreams!- Ow!- Amazing!
0:07:14 > 0:07:18Give that to meee!
0:07:18 > 0:07:20CRACKLING ELECTRICITY
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Raaaargh!
0:07:26 > 0:07:29OK, you win. Take it.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Raaaaargh!
0:07:34 > 0:07:39E-RAD-I-CATOR!
0:07:39 > 0:07:40Ah!
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Oh-ah-oh-ah!
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Ah-ah-ah! Wah!
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Wah!
0:07:53 > 0:07:54BUBBLING
0:07:54 > 0:07:56RARGH!
0:08:03 > 0:08:05- Oh, my roses! - SMASHING
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Oh, no! My flowers!
0:08:07 > 0:08:08Uh-oh!
0:08:13 > 0:08:14We have to DO something!
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Good thinking. Like, get out of here?
0:08:17 > 0:08:19- UH!- Oh!
0:08:19 > 0:08:22How about we get out of here too?
0:08:22 > 0:08:23It's you and me, Ziggy.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26Let's show that monster what YOU'RE made of!
0:08:26 > 0:08:29What are you talking about?
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Whoa-ahhhh!
0:08:31 > 0:08:32Oof! Ugh!
0:08:32 > 0:08:33Huh-huh-huh!
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Ow!
0:08:35 > 0:08:37- Whoa!- Rrrgh!
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Ah?
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Ah! Ya!
0:08:47 > 0:08:49- Ya!- Argh!
0:08:49 > 0:08:50SMACKING
0:08:52 > 0:08:54WHOOSH & RATTLE
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Oops!
0:08:56 > 0:08:57Rrragh!
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Oops, oops, oops!
0:09:00 > 0:09:03Oh, come on, Ziggy! Get out of there! RATTLING
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Oh, come on!
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Ya-ha!
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Ta-da-da-da-da!
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Argh! Rgh!
0:09:17 > 0:09:18Argh!
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Rgh!
0:09:22 > 0:09:24RRRAAAAAARGH!
0:09:26 > 0:09:27Ugh!
0:09:30 > 0:09:33I have to DO something!
0:09:33 > 0:09:37The very future of civilisation depends on it!
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Rrgh! Ah!
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Not so clever now, eh?
0:09:45 > 0:09:48We've only just begun!
0:09:51 > 0:09:52The eradication ray!
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Ya-ha!
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Ha! The moment's come.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10Just one more zap to grant the wish and I'll be free!
0:10:10 > 0:10:13Free! Ha-ha-ha!
0:10:13 > 0:10:17Prepare to be beaten, Eradicator! Your days are numbered!
0:10:26 > 0:10:27Oh?
0:10:31 > 0:10:33I don't believe you, Joe.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35I was just about to beat the Eradicator!
0:10:35 > 0:10:38I'm sorry, but I did what had to be done.
0:10:38 > 0:10:43If the Eradicator was a menace, then somebody had to take responsibility.
0:10:43 > 0:10:44Don't be jealous.
0:10:44 > 0:10:49- You'll have your hour of glory! - KNOCKING
0:10:49 > 0:10:52There were these ENORMOUS arcs of electricity,
0:10:52 > 0:10:56they were coming at me from the right, from the left.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59I was hit once, twice, THREE TIMES!
0:10:59 > 0:11:01But I wasn't afraid!
0:11:01 > 0:11:03I carried on regardless of danger,
0:11:03 > 0:11:07- pulled the plug out and saved the oasis from disaster.- Diego!
0:11:07 > 0:11:11Look at this, they brought out Eradicator Two!
0:11:11 > 0:11:15Bigger monster, bigger fun! Hey, what do you say?
0:11:15 > 0:11:19I thought you said computer games were stupid?
0:11:19 > 0:11:20Oh.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23Eradicator Two is boring already.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26Lethal Mutant Extra Revenge Four will be out next month!
0:11:26 > 0:11:30Eradicator, Lethal Mutant?! Just a bunch of pixels!
0:11:30 > 0:11:34Switch the console back on and I'll give it to him real good!
0:11:34 > 0:11:36I'm well up for it!
0:11:36 > 0:11:39Lethal Mutant Extra Revenge Four isn't a video game,
0:11:39 > 0:11:44it's the latest Jackie Cheen Film. Get with it, Ziggy!
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