0:00:02 > 0:00:04I was hit by a can, opened it and out popped a genie!
0:00:04 > 0:00:07# Three wishes set me free
0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Trust me, I'm a genie
0:00:10 > 0:00:11# Wish one!
0:00:11 > 0:00:15# And on that first day, I got me very own cafe
0:00:15 > 0:00:16# Wish two!
0:00:16 > 0:00:21# That was cool, I got me own swimming pool
0:00:21 > 0:00:23# But then I dropped the magic can
0:00:24 > 0:00:27- # And it filled with sand - (I'm a genie)
0:00:27 > 0:00:29# And the works got jammed
0:00:29 > 0:00:31# Wish three!
0:00:31 > 0:00:35# A total catastrophe, the genie raved and ranted
0:00:35 > 0:00:37# But no third wish was granted
0:00:38 > 0:00:41# If one more wish comes true
0:00:41 > 0:00:43# Then I'll be free from you
0:00:43 > 0:00:46# Trust me, I'm a genie. #
0:00:59 > 0:01:01Double six.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Oh, yeah!
0:01:03 > 0:01:07- Hey, are you sure you're not cheating?- No cheating, guys.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Just the power of the mind.
0:01:09 > 0:01:14I threw a double, so... I gets to go again.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Double six again!
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Whoa!
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Whoa!
0:01:29 > 0:01:31HE WHISTLES
0:01:32 > 0:01:34- That IS cheating.- B-B-But...
0:01:34 > 0:01:39No need to wreck the game just cos you're losing, bro!
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Relax, will you? It's only a game.
0:01:47 > 0:01:48Urgh!
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Hurgh!
0:01:53 > 0:01:54Grrrr!
0:01:55 > 0:01:57CRASH!
0:02:02 > 0:02:04CRASH!
0:02:07 > 0:02:10What a wimp. You need some muscles, my friend.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Don't listen to him, Diego.
0:02:13 > 0:02:18If the mind is strong, the body will follow.
0:02:18 > 0:02:22"If the mind is strong, the body will follow"!
0:02:22 > 0:02:26What kind of garbage is that? Look at the state of him.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29He looks fine to me. Don't listen to him, Diego.
0:02:29 > 0:02:33Come here. You're an intelligent camel.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Who are you going to believe?
0:02:35 > 0:02:38A surf dude who spent his life in the desert
0:02:38 > 0:02:42and never achieved anything, or a talented genie
0:02:42 > 0:02:46who's travelled the world and understands how it works?
0:02:46 > 0:02:50Right answer! Weaklings don't get anywhere in this life!
0:02:50 > 0:02:53But you... You want to be admired, am I right...
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Er...
0:02:55 > 0:03:00- ..respected...- Well...- ..powerful? - Not so powerful.
0:03:00 > 0:03:04Larry always says power is a corrupting influence.
0:03:08 > 0:03:12But you want Rita, don't you?
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Oh. Well, yeah. Sure.
0:03:15 > 0:03:20- Definitely, like!- And Rita's not interested in weaklings, is she?
0:03:20 > 0:03:24You've seen Sam Sahara. Is Sam Sahara a weakling?
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Er...no.
0:03:27 > 0:03:32- Exactly! So you know what you've got to do.- What?- Make a wish!
0:03:32 > 0:03:36Think of everything you'd get if you were the world's strongest camel.
0:03:38 > 0:03:39Admiration!
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Ooh!
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Respect!
0:03:43 > 0:03:45HE LAUGHS
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Ooh!
0:03:47 > 0:03:48Gulp!
0:03:48 > 0:03:49Ooh!
0:03:54 > 0:03:56RECORD NEEDLE SCRATCHES
0:03:56 > 0:03:59Genie, I've chosen me third wish!
0:03:59 > 0:04:04I wish to be the strongest camel in the world!
0:04:07 > 0:04:10I call upon the powers that be
0:04:10 > 0:04:14Make Diego strong and set me free!
0:04:21 > 0:04:23DISTANT RUMBLING
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Er... Oh, Ziggy!
0:04:29 > 0:04:31What's that?
0:04:31 > 0:04:35Is someone going to tell me what's going on here?
0:04:35 > 0:04:38You drag me away from training!
0:04:38 > 0:04:42Send me back to Jumbostan immediately!
0:04:42 > 0:04:43Excuse me.
0:04:43 > 0:04:48- Did I hear you say "training"? - Yes!
0:04:48 > 0:04:53Well. And what's the sport, if I may be so bold as to ask?
0:04:53 > 0:04:58Tractor throwing. Jumbostan has the best tractor throwers in the world.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00And I train them.
0:05:00 > 0:05:06Since you're here, how do you feel about training my friend, Diego?
0:05:06 > 0:05:07HE GULPS
0:05:07 > 0:05:12What? Him?! He doesn't look like he could even throw a fridge.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16Urgh! Ah! Eeh! Argh!
0:05:18 > 0:05:22Ah, a complete waste of time. I'm out of here.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26Give it a try. Suppose we call you a taxi
0:05:26 > 0:05:29and you give him a few tips while you wait?
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Wait! Think of the publicity!
0:05:31 > 0:05:36"Jumbostan coach achieves the impossible," could make you famous.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38I am famous.
0:05:39 > 0:05:43Of course, if you're not up to it, that's different.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Say that again, you little wuss.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Personally, I'm sure you are.
0:05:48 > 0:05:52But when I call the other coaches to get someone to replace you,
0:05:52 > 0:05:56word might get out and ruin your reputation.
0:05:56 > 0:06:00You know, "Cast-iron coach defeated by Diego the drip."
0:06:00 > 0:06:04But what do I know? I could be wrong.
0:06:05 > 0:06:09You...whatever you are, stop twiddling your thumbs
0:06:09 > 0:06:12and start warming up! Now!
0:06:12 > 0:06:13Gulp!
0:06:15 > 0:06:16Three, four...
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Three, four...
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Come on! Move yourself!
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Yeah! Work that body, Diego!
0:06:23 > 0:06:26No pain, no gain!
0:06:26 > 0:06:29# Diego, Diego, D-I-E-G-O. #
0:06:30 > 0:06:32I...
0:06:33 > 0:06:35- Oh!- Get up, you maggot!
0:06:35 > 0:06:39I want you splitting rocks in two with your fist!
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Wow!
0:06:44 > 0:06:48That is so cool! I want to know how to do that!
0:06:48 > 0:06:52Oh, let's get training! What do I do?
0:06:52 > 0:06:54First exercise, level zero.
0:06:54 > 0:06:58Children in Jumbostan can do this before they walk.
0:06:58 > 0:07:02You're going to pull up a tree with your bare hands!
0:07:07 > 0:07:11Easy, huh? Get it? The secret's in the wrist action.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14Oh, yeah. Oh, that's nice.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16HE SLURPS DRINK
0:07:16 > 0:07:17In position!
0:07:21 > 0:07:23HE BLOWS WHISTLE
0:07:27 > 0:07:28Urgh!
0:07:29 > 0:07:31HE PANTS
0:07:38 > 0:07:39Argh!
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Ha!
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Think about your reputation.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10We'll take a break. I'll give you a massage.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Aw! Eh! Aw! Eh!
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Argh!
0:08:18 > 0:08:21Oh, hey! A tractor!
0:08:21 > 0:08:22Where?
0:08:37 > 0:08:40GARBLED UNDERWATER SPEECH
0:08:58 > 0:09:02Hey, Diego. How's the training going?
0:09:02 > 0:09:05You have to help me, guys!
0:09:06 > 0:09:10Where can he be? No-one runs out on one of my training sessions!
0:09:12 > 0:09:14GENIE PANTS
0:09:17 > 0:09:19GENIE CONTINUES TO PANT
0:09:22 > 0:09:24On your feet, maggot!
0:09:24 > 0:09:27You won't learn how to break a rock in two
0:09:27 > 0:09:31messing around with your hippy friend. Back to work!
0:09:32 > 0:09:36Really? I'm about to split this rock in two,
0:09:36 > 0:09:40using nothing more than the power of my mind.
0:09:40 > 0:09:46Split a stone with your mind! This I've got to see. Ha-ha-ha!
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Om...
0:09:48 > 0:09:49Om...
0:09:49 > 0:09:54Ho-ho-ho! My name's Maggot. I've got a really strong brain.
0:09:54 > 0:09:58I'm going to split a stone, using nothing more than my mind.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Ha-ha-ha!
0:10:00 > 0:10:04This is going nowhere. You've got to get him back to training.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06You're right. Wuss, let's go!
0:10:06 > 0:10:08RUMBLING
0:10:11 > 0:10:14I don't believe it!
0:10:14 > 0:10:17He did it! He's become super-strong!
0:10:17 > 0:10:21Strong-minded, maybe, but it'll do.
0:10:21 > 0:10:25- It'll do!- How did you do that? I don't believe it!
0:10:25 > 0:10:29- Teach me.- When you can break this training pebble
0:10:29 > 0:10:32using nothing but the power of your mind
0:10:32 > 0:10:36- I'll be able to teach you my technique.- Oh, yes, please!
0:10:36 > 0:10:39You have to go into the desert
0:10:39 > 0:10:44- and find silence before you do anything else.- Of course. Silence.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46It's obvious. Thank you.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56Oh. Thanks, guys. You were great!
0:10:56 > 0:11:00No problemo! You need a scam, I'm your man!
0:11:00 > 0:11:02DRILLS WHIRR
0:11:06 > 0:11:11Come on, Ziggy. Don't sulk. Coach and I didn't see eye-to-eye.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13It would never have worked.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18What an idiot!
0:11:18 > 0:11:22I didn't think to ask Coach to lift the fridge for me.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29You see, Diego?
0:11:29 > 0:11:33That's the power of the mind for you.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Om...
0:11:49 > 0:11:50Urgh.
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