0:00:02 > 0:00:05I was hit by a can, opened it and out popped a genie!
0:00:05 > 0:00:10# Three wishes set me free Trust me, I'm a genie
0:00:10 > 0:00:13- # Wish one - And on that first day
0:00:13 > 0:00:16- # I've got my very own cafe - Ta-da!
0:00:16 > 0:00:18- # Wish two - That was cool
0:00:18 > 0:00:21- # I've got my own swimming pool - Hee-hee!
0:00:21 > 0:00:27# But then I got a magic can And it filled with sand
0:00:27 > 0:00:30# And the words got jammed
0:00:30 > 0:00:33- # Wish three - A total catastrophe
0:00:33 > 0:00:38# The genie raved and ranted But no third wish was granted
0:00:38 > 0:00:41# If one more wish comes true
0:00:41 > 0:00:44# Then I'll be free from you
0:00:44 > 0:00:47# Trust me I'm a genie. #
0:01:02 > 0:01:06Why aye, who's going surfing with Larry today?
0:01:08 > 0:01:11Diego-o-o-o!
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Are you familiar with the word "housework"?
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Take a look around you, pal.
0:01:22 > 0:01:26Well, I suppose a quick flick with a duster wouldn't hurt.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28You sure about that?
0:01:28 > 0:01:34Seems to me you've let things slide a long way, my friend. A LONG way.
0:01:37 > 0:01:38This could take you days.
0:01:38 > 0:01:42But on the other hand, you've got a real pro right here
0:01:42 > 0:01:45who could solve your problem just like that.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Here you go, then.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Sure, no more household chores,
0:01:55 > 0:01:59the washing-up done in the blink of an eye.
0:02:04 > 0:02:10And really clean teeth without even having to think about it.
0:02:13 > 0:02:18Er, I'm feeling a bit hungry.
0:02:23 > 0:02:28Yoo-hoo! We're going to party for ever!
0:02:32 > 0:02:38I wish for someone who'll take care of everything for me.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40And so it shall be, my friend.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44I call upon the powers that be
0:02:44 > 0:02:49to grant this wish and set me free!
0:02:59 > 0:03:04My name is Robotina. Pleased to meet you, Master Diego.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08Is she going to do all my chores, then?
0:03:08 > 0:03:12That and more Diego. She's a nanny-bot.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15She's programmed to take total care of you.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Robotina golden rule -
0:03:17 > 0:03:22- follow all instructions immediately and happily.- Woo-hoo!
0:03:25 > 0:03:29So, anything you want, you just ask her. It's that simple.
0:03:29 > 0:03:35Er, Robotina, would you mind mowing the grass for the mini-golf?
0:03:35 > 0:03:38I meant to do it last year...
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Prop-de-bop. Happy to oblige, Master Diego.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Robotina golden rule -
0:03:43 > 0:03:46follow all instructions immediately and happily.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52She's keen on her rules, isn't she?
0:03:54 > 0:03:57Sure she is. What do you think?
0:03:57 > 0:03:59What do I think? She's awesome.
0:03:59 > 0:04:04So your third wish is going to be granted?
0:04:07 > 0:04:10Ahhh! Why don't we have a drink to celebrate?
0:04:10 > 0:04:15Robotina, can we have two nice, cold glasses of lemonade, please?
0:04:15 > 0:04:19Pro-po-po-po. Happy to oblige, Master Diego.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25A-a-a-a-h!
0:04:25 > 0:04:29SMASH!
0:04:34 > 0:04:41Don't forget, one job at a time. Speak clearly and politely.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46Miss Robotina, it would be very nice
0:04:46 > 0:04:50if you could stick everything you've mown up back together again.
0:04:50 > 0:04:54Pro-pop. Happy to oblige, Mr Diego.
0:04:54 > 0:04:55Huh?!
0:04:59 > 0:05:04Robotina golden rule - always do job thoroughly.
0:05:06 > 0:05:11She couldn't have understood, right? Probably an overseas model.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14Just needs time for her language module to adapt.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26Huh? Oh!
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Who-o-o-o-a!
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Ziggy, help me.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41This has to be one of your worst failures ever, Ziggy.
0:05:41 > 0:05:46- Your robot's a disaster. - So she makes mistakes - who doesn't?
0:05:46 > 0:05:49All the more reason to be gentle and patient.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51The way you are with me.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56CRASH!
0:05:56 > 0:06:01Oh, yeah? And in the meantime, she's wrecking everything!
0:06:01 > 0:06:02No, no, no!
0:06:02 > 0:06:07What are you doing, Diego? We're supposed to go surfing.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Robotina golden rule - all rubbish must go in dustbin.
0:06:14 > 0:06:19Hey, what is this very uncool thing we have here?
0:06:19 > 0:06:24Er, not a good idea to separate Larry from his surfboard, Robotina.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Just as you say, Master Diego.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28A-a-a-a-h!
0:06:28 > 0:06:34- This has to stop, Ziggy. Now! - OK, OK, I'll see what I can do.
0:06:38 > 0:06:42A little zap to the motherboard should do the trick.
0:06:42 > 0:06:47Going into ultimate efficiency nanny-nator mode.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Installing new rules.
0:06:49 > 0:06:53New rules installed and ready for application.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56Hey, wait for me!
0:07:05 > 0:07:09Rule violation - Master Diego must be clean at all times.
0:07:26 > 0:07:30- Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! - A little zap on the motherboard, eh?
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Yeah, and look at the result.
0:07:32 > 0:07:37How many months is it since you last took a bath, huh? Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:07:37 > 0:07:42Rule violation - no chatting when you're tired. Take a nap instead.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Ziggy, help me!
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Huh?!
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Robotina, my dear,
0:07:48 > 0:07:55I just wondered if you're not being a tad rigid in your approach to...
0:07:55 > 0:07:56Who-o-o-o-a!
0:08:05 > 0:08:07# Rock-a-bye Diego on the treetop
0:08:07 > 0:08:10# When the bow breaks Diego will drop. #
0:08:12 > 0:08:15So, er, have a good nap?
0:08:15 > 0:08:19Never mind that. Get me out of here.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21What's going on, Diego?
0:08:21 > 0:08:24Your robot says we have to wash our hands before eating.
0:08:24 > 0:08:28And what's this rule about not swimming after a meal?
0:08:28 > 0:08:30SIREN WAILS
0:08:30 > 0:08:32The light was orange.
0:08:32 > 0:08:36Further rule violation - arguing with Robotina.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39Immediate immobilisation of vehicle.
0:08:39 > 0:08:40This is unreal, man.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43Your nanny's put speed traps on the dunes.
0:08:43 > 0:08:47And she's clamped my truck. This is all your fault, Diego.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50You've got to do something about it.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52ALL: You've got to get rid of her!
0:08:52 > 0:08:58- It's Ziggy's fault, so... - Yeah, but the robot is yours.
0:08:58 > 0:09:03No! I've had a humpful of your rules. You're fired! Get out of here!
0:09:03 > 0:09:07And never come, never come, ne...
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Oh, er, ha-ha.
0:09:10 > 0:09:16No, er, what I meant was you're due for a holiday.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18It's good to take a break sometimes.
0:09:18 > 0:09:22Maximum rule violation - rebellion.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25Eradicate all guilty parties immediately!
0:09:27 > 0:09:30A-a-a-a-a-a-a-h!
0:09:32 > 0:09:35BANG! BANG!
0:09:35 > 0:09:38Let me guess - you don't have a plan to get us out of this.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Ziggy, what do we do?
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Find her weakness and use it to defeat her.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47Keep up, Diego. Everybody knows that.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49But we don't know anything about her.
0:09:49 > 0:09:54All we know is that she's crazy about rules.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Ah! Follow me.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10SIREN WAILS
0:10:10 > 0:10:13Surfing without a helmet or knee protectors.
0:10:13 > 0:10:17Exceeding the authorised speed limit. Refusing to stop.
0:10:31 > 0:10:35You're disqualified from surfing and going straight to prison.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38Photographed at ten times over your own limit.
0:10:38 > 0:10:42Straight through three red traffic lights.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45You call that "respecting the rules"?
0:10:45 > 0:10:48And that's before we even do an oil test.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51Yes, you've broken your own rules, Robotina.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54Broken the rules? Broken the rules? Impossible.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57Perfect robot. Not working.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Self-destruct immediately.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02Take cover, everyone!
0:11:02 > 0:11:07WHIRR! WHIRR!
0:11:16 > 0:11:20A-a-a-ah!
0:11:26 > 0:11:30- Wow!- I've learned my lesson, Ziggy.
0:11:30 > 0:11:34From now on, it's chores before playtime.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37Respect, friend.
0:11:37 > 0:11:41Well, my golden rule is - if a thing's worth doing,
0:11:41 > 0:11:44it's worth doing well.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46CRASH!
0:11:48 > 0:11:50But it doesn't have to be perfect.
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