Episode 1

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0:00:08 > 0:00:10See our Guinea Pig wet his pants.

0:00:12 > 0:00:15Floppy pink goo goes berserk!

0:00:17 > 0:00:20And will Naomi, Sam and Mark turn out to be total dunderheads?

0:00:20 > 0:00:23You'll need to run your mind at full power to win the title...

0:00:23 > 0:00:26Ultimate Brain!

0:00:30 > 0:00:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:00:33 > 0:00:35Welcome to Ultimate Brain!

0:00:35 > 0:00:38I am on a mission to search for true genius.

0:00:38 > 0:00:42I'm looking for cunning, wit, intelligence, intuition,

0:00:42 > 0:00:45great thick noodles working on full power!

0:00:45 > 0:00:47My name...

0:00:47 > 0:00:49is Doctor Brain!

0:00:51 > 0:00:55So these people over here think they're pretty clever.

0:00:55 > 0:00:59And they will be battling it out for the ultimate prize - honour!

0:00:59 > 0:01:02So let's find out who they are! Let's meet the teams.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05This team has called themselves...

0:01:05 > 0:01:07Aleena, Connor and Liz.

0:01:07 > 0:01:09Let's see if their minds are as sharp as their swords.

0:01:09 > 0:01:10Yeah, right.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12How you doing, Green Team?

0:01:12 > 0:01:13Good.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Where are you from? Birmingham.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17Birmingham! I know Birmingham.

0:01:17 > 0:01:22Isn't there, in Birmingham, a giant road that's made out of pasta?

0:01:22 > 0:01:24No.No.Huh?

0:01:24 > 0:01:26Never heard of that. Never heard of it?

0:01:26 > 0:01:28Spaghetti Junction!

0:01:28 > 0:01:29Spaghetti Junction!

0:01:29 > 0:01:32That's the kind of humour you're dealing with in this show, folks.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34The Green Team!

0:01:34 > 0:01:36APPLAUSE

0:01:36 > 0:01:40Our next team has chosen to be known as...

0:01:40 > 0:01:41Ella, Zachariya and Gabe.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43Are they as bright as the sun's rays,

0:01:43 > 0:01:45or is there something fishy about them?

0:01:45 > 0:01:46Let's find out!

0:01:46 > 0:01:48Where are you from, Yellow Team? Roath.

0:01:48 > 0:01:51Roath! Now, is that in Wales? Yes.Yeah.

0:01:51 > 0:01:54Lovely - do you know what the Welsh is for "brain"?

0:01:54 > 0:01:56No. No? What about head?

0:01:56 > 0:01:57Um...

0:01:57 > 0:01:58Pen.

0:01:58 > 0:02:02Oh, so I could be Doctor Pen then.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04In Welsh, we'll try that. I quite like that.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07Doctor Pen! Thank you very much. The Yellow Team!

0:02:07 > 0:02:09APPLAUSE

0:02:09 > 0:02:12And finally, the Blue-min Brilliant Team,

0:02:12 > 0:02:14stars of Naomi's Nightmares Of Nature

0:02:14 > 0:02:16and Sam and Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18They might be great presenters,

0:02:18 > 0:02:20but have they actually got butternut squash for brains?

0:02:20 > 0:02:23Now, I know that least two of you

0:02:23 > 0:02:25started out as Pop Idols, didn't you?

0:02:25 > 0:02:28We did, yeah, long time ago. Yep, Naomi.

0:02:28 > 0:02:29THEY LAUGH

0:02:29 > 0:02:32I want you to answer the question.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35Bearing in mind that I, being an ape, am extremely strong,

0:02:35 > 0:02:38who's better-looking - me or Simon Cowell?

0:02:38 > 0:02:41You.Definitely you, in the flesh.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44You've got a lower hair line than him.Have I?

0:02:45 > 0:02:47You're not going to sing today, are you?BOTH:No.

0:02:47 > 0:02:48Woo-hoo!

0:02:48 > 0:02:50Fantastic!

0:02:50 > 0:02:51All I can say is

0:02:51 > 0:02:54be brave, be brilliant, be clever

0:02:54 > 0:02:55and above all...

0:02:55 > 0:02:58Try your flipping best, all right?

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Let's get on with the show.

0:03:00 > 0:03:04Let's fire up those neurons with a nice simple question!

0:03:04 > 0:03:09Come and see what I've got in my laboratory.

0:03:09 > 0:03:10Now, what I have here,

0:03:10 > 0:03:16I have this extraordinary sort of runny pink liquid stuff here.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19It's rather weird. Can you see it moves very slowly?

0:03:19 > 0:03:23Now, what we also have is a speaker head, just an ordinary speaker,

0:03:23 > 0:03:25which can make noise and music.

0:03:25 > 0:03:28We're going to pour the pink goo into the speaker,

0:03:28 > 0:03:30make a noise through it

0:03:30 > 0:03:32and find out what happens to the liquid.

0:03:32 > 0:03:33Does the liquid...

0:03:33 > 0:03:37A - swirl around in a uniform direction inside the speaker?

0:03:37 > 0:03:39B - splash out of the speaker?

0:03:39 > 0:03:42C - dance around in the speaker like little monsters?

0:03:42 > 0:03:45Or D - something else entirely?

0:03:45 > 0:03:48So, now, time to think of your answers, please.

0:03:48 > 0:03:49Have a little think.

0:03:50 > 0:03:51I think D.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54They're all working their brains hard.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56They need to think carefully

0:03:56 > 0:03:57about the unusual properties

0:03:57 > 0:03:59of this strange fluid.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03Let's see your answers please, now!

0:04:04 > 0:04:05It's a split decision!

0:04:05 > 0:04:08The Yellow Rays and Blue-Min Brilliant Team have opted for C,

0:04:08 > 0:04:10dance around like little monsters,

0:04:10 > 0:04:13while the Green Musketeers have gone for D, something else.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15What is it that you think is going to happen?

0:04:15 > 0:04:17It might splash a little bit,

0:04:17 > 0:04:20but it will probably move up and down with the speaker.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22It could turn into foam. Oh, yeah.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Oh, so you think it might sort of

0:04:24 > 0:04:27bubble and splutter and sort of foam and turn into

0:04:27 > 0:04:29this sort of big, bubbly goo thing.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32Yeah.Oh, I see - that could be interesting, couldn't it?

0:04:32 > 0:04:35No, you're confident, aren't you? Why are you so confident?

0:04:35 > 0:04:37We're right.

0:04:37 > 0:04:38Exactly.

0:04:38 > 0:04:41And they said the same and they seem pretty brainy.

0:04:41 > 0:04:42Oh!

0:04:42 > 0:04:45So you're copying the Yellows.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47No, just saying, just saying, just pointing it out.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49Yellow Team,

0:04:49 > 0:04:51you think C as well. Why do you think it's going to be C?

0:04:51 > 0:04:54Because with the sound, it doesn't always come out in one place.

0:04:54 > 0:04:58It might come out all the other times so then there'll be certain blasts

0:04:58 > 0:05:00which would lift some things up and the others stay down.

0:05:00 > 0:05:03He's pretty good. That's a very good answer.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05We were going to say that. You were going to say that.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08But you didn't think of it, did you? No.No. No.

0:05:08 > 0:05:12Because you was too busy thinking about your hair, that's why.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Too busy thinking about your hair.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16Let us do the experiment!

0:05:18 > 0:05:20I'm pouring...ugh!

0:05:20 > 0:05:22Look at that. Weird, weird, weird.

0:05:22 > 0:05:26In it goes - so, we have our liquid inside the speaker.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28Let's have a little bit of music!

0:05:28 > 0:05:31DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

0:05:31 > 0:05:36Whoa, what was that? Like a little mouth going, "Blah, blah..."

0:05:36 > 0:05:38Try another one.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42Eugh! It's like a monster's going "feed me!"

0:05:42 > 0:05:44Ew.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47Oh, that one's escaping!

0:05:47 > 0:05:48Where's it going?

0:05:50 > 0:05:52It's climbing out!

0:05:52 > 0:05:54Get back! Get back in!

0:05:54 > 0:05:58Get back in, I command you to get back in.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02Do you think you're cleverer than Sam and Mark?

0:06:05 > 0:06:07Look! This one's gone over!

0:06:07 > 0:06:08He's escaped!

0:06:08 > 0:06:10"I'm over the wall!"

0:06:10 > 0:06:11This one's coming.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13Oh, wow.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15Don't come near me!

0:06:15 > 0:06:17Well, there we go.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19If there's one thing we learned about that experiment,

0:06:19 > 0:06:21it's that it was right weird!

0:06:22 > 0:06:24The cornflour and water

0:06:24 > 0:06:26forms something known as a non-Newtonian fluid.

0:06:26 > 0:06:29If we leave it alone, it acts like a runny liquid,

0:06:29 > 0:06:31but if we try to move it, it acts like a solid.

0:06:31 > 0:06:35As the loud speaker vibrates, it pushes and pulls on the mixture

0:06:35 > 0:06:36around 100 times a second!

0:06:36 > 0:06:39The result is these weird little monster-like blobs.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41They're brilliant, aren't they?

0:06:42 > 0:06:44So the correct answer was C,

0:06:44 > 0:06:46it dances around like little monsters.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48However, you had D, didn't you, Green Team?

0:06:48 > 0:06:51Unfortunate, I liked your answer with the foaming and the bubbling

0:06:51 > 0:06:54and all that, but unfortunately, it was wrong.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56But the Blues and the Yellows got it right.

0:06:56 > 0:06:57That means you get ten points each.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59Well done, Blue and Yellow!

0:07:03 > 0:07:05Next up, the Creative Challenge -

0:07:05 > 0:07:07The Ramp Of Doom.

0:07:07 > 0:07:11So, how can we stop this car, once it has started

0:07:11 > 0:07:13freewheeling down this ramp,

0:07:13 > 0:07:17from rolling, rolling down from the precipice...

0:07:17 > 0:07:18DRAMATIC MUSIC

0:07:18 > 0:07:22..into the Pool of Doom?

0:07:22 > 0:07:26We gave our teams three days and a budget of £50

0:07:26 > 0:07:29to come up with their answers.

0:07:29 > 0:07:33The object of this challenge is to stop the car in the red zone.

0:07:33 > 0:07:34The rules are...

0:07:34 > 0:07:37One - the wheels of the car cannot be altered.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39Two - the lane cannot be altered.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42Three - you can only initiate your plan once your car reaches

0:07:42 > 0:07:44the bottom of the slope.

0:07:44 > 0:07:48So, who is going to be in charge of driving this fine vehicle

0:07:48 > 0:07:49down this beautiful ramp?

0:07:49 > 0:07:55Well, I'm not doing it, and Lewis Hamilton was too chicken.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57Born in a test tube.

0:07:57 > 0:08:00Powered by cake.

0:08:00 > 0:08:03He laughs in the face of health and safety.

0:08:03 > 0:08:09Here to challenge fear in a sort of orange tracksuit and a helmet,

0:08:09 > 0:08:12and a really stupid face - look at him.

0:08:12 > 0:08:16Please welcome Mr Guinea Pig.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:08:26 > 0:08:27What's this?

0:08:27 > 0:08:29Looking good, GP. Yeah.

0:08:29 > 0:08:32Are you up for this? Not really, no.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34What do you think, Dr Gabe?

0:08:34 > 0:08:35Does he look good?

0:08:35 > 0:08:37No.Do you wish you were going on that?

0:08:37 > 0:08:40Yes.Really? Get him to do it.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43No! No! No, it's got to be you, my friend.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45Only you have the kneepads and the shorts and the helmet.

0:08:45 > 0:08:46And insurance, yeah.

0:08:46 > 0:08:48Yes, only you are dumb enough to do it.

0:08:48 > 0:08:49THEY LAUGH

0:08:49 > 0:08:53First of all, let us find out what happens when we put the Guinea Pig

0:08:53 > 0:08:56in the car down the ramp with no plan whatsoever!

0:08:56 > 0:08:58Sounds like fun, right?

0:08:58 > 0:08:59How are you feeling up there?

0:08:59 > 0:09:01Not very well.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03Are you ready? I have to go to the bathroom.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05In fact, I think I've already gone.

0:09:05 > 0:09:06THEY LAUGH

0:09:06 > 0:09:08Shall we count him down? Are we ready?

0:09:08 > 0:09:10No. ALL:Three! Two! No, no, no.

0:09:10 > 0:09:11One! Go!

0:09:11 > 0:09:12MR GUINEA PIG SCREAMS

0:09:12 > 0:09:14This is mental.

0:09:14 > 0:09:17HE CONTINUES SCREAMING

0:09:17 > 0:09:18My pants are wet.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22So we've discovered what happens when you don't have a plan -

0:09:22 > 0:09:24it goes wrong.

0:09:24 > 0:09:27Well, let's find out now what the Green Team's plan is.

0:09:27 > 0:09:32The Green Musketeers are Aleena, Connor and Liz from Birmingham.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34Aleena wants to invent a machine that turns pollution

0:09:34 > 0:09:36into new forms of energy.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39Her powers of invention may come in very useful here.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41Do you have a plan?

0:09:41 > 0:09:44Yes, we do. We've got a parachute

0:09:44 > 0:09:47so then the Guinea Pig will open the parachute...Yes.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50..and the air will go into the parachute and hopefully stop it.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53Ah, so you're after a bit of resistance?Yeah.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55And you're hoping that is going to act as brakes.

0:09:55 > 0:09:58What? Do you think a parachute is going to stop a car?

0:09:58 > 0:10:00Yes.But when somebody jumps out of a plane,

0:10:00 > 0:10:02they deploy a parachute, does it stop them in mid-air?

0:10:02 > 0:10:05Yeah, but then it slows them down when they go down, innit?

0:10:05 > 0:10:07Yeah, it slows them down straight into the water.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09The Green Musketeers hope

0:10:09 > 0:10:11that the parachute deployed during the run

0:10:11 > 0:10:14will create wind resistance and act as a brake,

0:10:14 > 0:10:17slowing the car to a stop before it rolls into the pool.

0:10:17 > 0:10:20Well, that's the theory, but will it work?

0:10:20 > 0:10:21Let us begin.

0:10:21 > 0:10:24ALL:Three! Two! One!

0:10:24 > 0:10:26Blast off!

0:10:26 > 0:10:27GREEN TEAM:Now!

0:10:29 > 0:10:30Did it work?

0:10:29 > 0:10:30MR GUINEA PIG SCREAMS

0:10:30 > 0:10:32No!

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Unlucky.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36Didn't quite catch air, did he?

0:10:36 > 0:10:39Poor Guinea Pig, he's wet again.

0:10:39 > 0:10:40Oh, dear.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42Oh! He's fallen over!

0:10:42 > 0:10:44LAUGHTER

0:10:44 > 0:10:47All in the name of science, kids. Science.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49Didn't quite work. Well done.

0:10:49 > 0:10:52Good effort. Now, Green Team, why do you think it didn't work?

0:10:52 > 0:10:56LAUGHTER

0:10:56 > 0:10:57When you've dried off...

0:10:57 > 0:10:59Why do you think it didn't work? What went wrong?

0:10:59 > 0:11:03I think... I think there wasn't enough air.

0:11:03 > 0:11:06Do you think it was the timing? If you'd said "now" earlier...?

0:11:06 > 0:11:07If you said "now" there...

0:11:07 > 0:11:10It would have had more time to come out as well.

0:11:10 > 0:11:12If I deployed the parachute before I took off

0:11:12 > 0:11:16and just stayed up there, I'd be dry. Then it would have worked.OK.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19Sadly, the parachute didn't fully open.

0:11:19 > 0:11:22Even if it had, would there have been enough wind resistance

0:11:22 > 0:11:24to create the breaking force required?

0:11:24 > 0:11:27On this evidence, the answer's probably no!

0:11:27 > 0:11:28# Beyond the sea

0:11:28 > 0:11:32# Somewhere waiting for me... #

0:11:32 > 0:11:34So, now it's time for the Blue Team.

0:11:34 > 0:11:36BLUE TEAM: Yes!

0:11:36 > 0:11:38We've got your back, GP.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40Yeah, sure you have.

0:11:40 > 0:11:43The Blue-Min Brilliant team - what a boastful name.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45Will this idea be worthy of it?

0:11:45 > 0:11:47Let us first ask Dr Mark -

0:11:47 > 0:11:49in your finest Hollywood announcer voice,

0:11:49 > 0:11:52what is the name of your plan? Operation what?

0:11:52 > 0:11:54Bungee Weighty Man!

0:11:54 > 0:11:56Yeah? What do you think about that?

0:11:56 > 0:12:01Secondly, Dr Sam...Yeah?..what is this and why is he wearing it?

0:12:01 > 0:12:05Well, these are like, sort of, wing flappy situations...

0:12:05 > 0:12:07Wing flappy...? That's the technical...I see.

0:12:07 > 0:12:09Because we actually spent our budget.

0:12:09 > 0:12:11Oooh!We didn't have a plastic bag attached.

0:12:11 > 0:12:14Yeah, that was rubbish! What a rubbish idea!

0:12:14 > 0:12:16Where's the change? Where's the change?

0:12:16 > 0:12:17We've used it.

0:12:17 > 0:12:19Yeah, you could have got a bag for life at least!

0:12:19 > 0:12:21THEY LAUGH

0:12:21 > 0:12:22Now, we need to know the theory.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24Can you tell me, please, Dr Naomi,

0:12:24 > 0:12:26in your most exciting scientist voice,

0:12:26 > 0:12:28what is the theory behind the plan?

0:12:28 > 0:12:32Well, what we want him to do is drop that sand bag out

0:12:32 > 0:12:35and that will act like a bungee cord and ping him back up to the top.

0:12:35 > 0:12:36I see, OK.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38And then the wings are just for extra,

0:12:38 > 0:12:40if it's, like, not helping at the end...

0:12:40 > 0:12:43They're for show, ain't they? They're for show, yeah!

0:12:43 > 0:12:44Extra air resistance. Exactly.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47And a little bit of glamour. Exactly.We like that.

0:12:47 > 0:12:48How do you feel about this, Guinea Pig?

0:12:48 > 0:12:50Well, it's obviously not going to work.

0:12:50 > 0:12:51I'm going to drop the sand bag

0:12:51 > 0:12:54and then that's going to stop the car and I'm going to go

0:12:54 > 0:12:57flying out and audition for Batman, that's what's going to happen.

0:12:57 > 0:12:58Negative!

0:12:58 > 0:13:00Not with that attitude, not with that attitude.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02So we're going to try. BLUE TEAM: Let's give it a try.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04Yellow and Green Teams, is it going to work?ALL:No.

0:13:04 > 0:13:08Why not?It might work, but it won't land in the red zone.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10He's panicking, he's panicking. Look at him, he's worried.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13Well, I think we should find out.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15There's only one way to find out - get up that hill!

0:13:15 > 0:13:18Go on, son! BLUE TEAM:Good luck!

0:13:18 > 0:13:21Operation Bungee Weighty Man!

0:13:21 > 0:13:24Now, the Blues want the Guinea Pig to throw a sand bag out behind him

0:13:24 > 0:13:26during the run.

0:13:26 > 0:13:27The weight of it should anchor the car

0:13:27 > 0:13:30and the stretchy rope will cause it to spring back,

0:13:30 > 0:13:32saving the car from the precipice.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34Sounds unlikely, but could it work?

0:13:34 > 0:13:37Are you ready? Never. I'm never ready.

0:13:37 > 0:13:39ALL:Three! Two! One!

0:13:39 > 0:13:40Good luck.

0:13:40 > 0:13:42BLUE TEAM:NOW!

0:13:43 > 0:13:48Oh, dear! He's in the water again.

0:13:48 > 0:13:51It definitely slowed him. We slowed him! Slowed him!

0:13:51 > 0:13:53It slowed him down. Definitely something happened there.

0:13:53 > 0:13:55I saw something happened.

0:13:55 > 0:13:57Do you think it was the timing again?

0:13:57 > 0:14:00Yes, it was, too late. It was too late.

0:14:00 > 0:14:03Zachariya got in our...our mind. Yeah.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06Dr Zachariya knocked your confidence there, didn't he?A lot!

0:14:06 > 0:14:07He got in our mind and our brain.

0:14:07 > 0:14:10He put your timing all out and it went wrong.

0:14:10 > 0:14:12Look at his smug face as well.

0:14:12 > 0:14:15You're blaming it all on him, are you?BLUE TEAM: Yes.

0:14:15 > 0:14:19Oh, unfortunately, the sand bag wasn't nearly heavy enough.

0:14:19 > 0:14:22It didn't produce enough friction to stop the runaway car at all.

0:14:22 > 0:14:24Therefore...splash!

0:14:24 > 0:14:28# Why does it always rain on me...? #

0:14:28 > 0:14:33So, let us find out now what's going to happen with the Yellow Team.

0:14:34 > 0:14:37The Yellow Rays hail from Roath in Wales.

0:14:37 > 0:14:39They are Ella, Zach and Gabe.

0:14:39 > 0:14:41Gabe loves learning about atoms and forces

0:14:41 > 0:14:44and thinks his physics knowledge will come in useful.

0:14:44 > 0:14:47This challenge will certainly put them through their paces. Ooh!

0:14:47 > 0:14:49Now, what is the name of your plan?

0:14:49 > 0:14:51Save The Guinea Pig!

0:14:51 > 0:14:54Operation Save The Guinea Pig? I like that, that's pretty good.

0:14:54 > 0:14:56Now what does it involve, your plan?

0:14:56 > 0:14:58It involves three sorts of brakes.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01Three sorts? Three different types of brakes?

0:15:01 > 0:15:04Yeah. So the first one he pulls it... Yes.

0:15:04 > 0:15:07..and poles with rubber on the end dig into the ground...

0:15:07 > 0:15:10Dig into the ground...so that's more friction.OK, more friction.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13Then another one is he pulls it again and it digs into wheels

0:15:13 > 0:15:14so the wheels will slow down. Oh!

0:15:14 > 0:15:16And then the other one,

0:15:16 > 0:15:18he pushes with his feet to also dig into the track

0:15:18 > 0:15:21so then there's loads of friction everywhere.

0:15:21 > 0:15:22Friction everywhere!

0:15:22 > 0:15:24They know what they're talking about, right?

0:15:24 > 0:15:26Well, that sounds pretty good to me. Are you confident?

0:15:26 > 0:15:27A braking system on a car?

0:15:27 > 0:15:30What an innovative and original idea(!)

0:15:30 > 0:15:32Yeah, it is original. Sounds very good, very German.

0:15:32 > 0:15:33Which means it'll work.

0:15:33 > 0:15:36Are you confident that their plan is going to work?

0:15:36 > 0:15:37GREEN AND BLUE TEAM:No!

0:15:37 > 0:15:39Naysayers.

0:15:39 > 0:15:41So the Yellow Rays have designed

0:15:41 > 0:15:44a triple braking system for the cart.

0:15:44 > 0:15:46By pulling the lever, rubber pads meet the floor

0:15:46 > 0:15:49and the wheels creating friction to slow the wheels.

0:15:49 > 0:15:52Pushing down on the foot bar lowers additional rubber pads

0:15:52 > 0:15:54helping to stop the cart in time.

0:15:54 > 0:15:55That's what they think, innit?

0:15:55 > 0:15:57Ready?

0:15:57 > 0:15:59ALL:Three! Two! One!

0:15:59 > 0:16:00Go!

0:16:00 > 0:16:01YELLOW TEAM:Now!

0:16:01 > 0:16:03Is it going to work? Is it going to work?

0:16:03 > 0:16:06CHEERING

0:16:12 > 0:16:16So there we go, that's the plan - brakes!

0:16:16 > 0:16:17Did you know it was going to work?

0:16:17 > 0:16:19Oh, yeah.In your heart of hearts? No.

0:16:19 > 0:16:22Yeah, I definitely felt that it was going to work.

0:16:22 > 0:16:25Oh, what a fantastic runaway success. Do you get it?

0:16:25 > 0:16:28Enough friction was created when the brakes were applied,

0:16:28 > 0:16:32bringing the runaway cart to a gentle stop just in time!

0:16:32 > 0:16:34Ah, good job, Yellow Rays.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36# Don't stop till you get enough. #

0:16:36 > 0:16:38And how do you feel now about the fact that you've won that round

0:16:38 > 0:16:41and you get ten honour points?! We all feel awesome!

0:16:42 > 0:16:45Well done, Yellow Team!

0:16:45 > 0:16:46So at the end of that round,

0:16:46 > 0:16:49the Yellow Rays are in the lead with 20 points,

0:16:49 > 0:16:52followed by the Blue-Min Brilliant Team on 10 points

0:16:52 > 0:16:54and the Green Musketeers on...none.

0:16:54 > 0:16:55Ah, them's the "brakes".

0:16:55 > 0:16:59Now let's find out what's going to happen in the next round!

0:17:01 > 0:17:04Now it's time for our teams to act on instinct -

0:17:04 > 0:17:06it's the Brainless Challenge.

0:17:06 > 0:17:10"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" -

0:17:10 > 0:17:12Roald Dahl.

0:17:12 > 0:17:15Yes! It's time to use that silly part of the brain

0:17:15 > 0:17:17known as the Hymacopulous Skapadabula Hubadas

0:17:17 > 0:17:20Everybody say Hymacopulous Skapadabula Hubadas.

0:17:20 > 0:17:22ALL: Hymacopulous Skapadabula Hubadas.

0:17:22 > 0:17:23Thank you very much, well done.

0:17:23 > 0:17:26Now, what we're going to do is we're going to create

0:17:26 > 0:17:29a new university of egghead scientists.

0:17:29 > 0:17:33Each team has one member over here with a bucket full of eggs

0:17:33 > 0:17:37and they are going to throw them through the air, to their team-mates

0:17:37 > 0:17:42over here who are furnished and equipped with arty-crafty things.

0:17:42 > 0:17:45And you are going to create little egghead scientists

0:17:45 > 0:17:46and you're going to name them.

0:17:46 > 0:17:48And I want to know what's their discipline,

0:17:48 > 0:17:50what they eat for breakfast, everything!

0:17:50 > 0:17:51Are you ready?

0:17:51 > 0:17:52ALL:Yes!

0:17:52 > 0:17:56Then your time starts now!

0:17:56 > 0:17:58Go, go, go. Lovely move, good throw!

0:17:58 > 0:18:00There, you see? They've gone already.

0:18:00 > 0:18:01You've missed one, you've missed one,

0:18:01 > 0:18:03you've missed one. There's one there.

0:18:03 > 0:18:04I'll have this one.

0:18:05 > 0:18:08Stop! OK, OK, OK.

0:18:10 > 0:18:12SAM AND MARK:Ahhh!

0:18:12 > 0:18:14You've got glue, you've got glue there.

0:18:14 > 0:18:16You've got little things you can...

0:18:16 > 0:18:18Faster, you can throw more eggs.

0:18:18 > 0:18:20Why don't you throw them at them?

0:18:20 > 0:18:22Ah!Brilliant.

0:18:22 > 0:18:26Five, four, three, two, one and your time is up!

0:18:26 > 0:18:29Time is up! Time is up!

0:18:29 > 0:18:34Right, put it down, put it down, put it down.

0:18:34 > 0:18:37Right, well, that looked like a pretty good effort from all teams

0:18:37 > 0:18:39but let's find out how the Green Team did.

0:18:39 > 0:18:40Let's go and have a little look.

0:18:40 > 0:18:43Now, let's have a look, let's have a look.

0:18:43 > 0:18:44Who've we got over here?

0:18:44 > 0:18:46Let's throw away the ones you didn't do first.

0:18:46 > 0:18:50Let's throw these away so they're gone.

0:18:50 > 0:18:52Let's have a look first, hold them up please, let's have a look.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54This is Sarah Egghead.

0:18:54 > 0:18:55Sarah Egghead.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57She explores stars.

0:18:57 > 0:18:59Oh! An astronomer, very good.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01And now let's have a look at this one, who's this?

0:19:01 > 0:19:03This one's...

0:19:03 > 0:19:05SHE LAUGHS

0:19:05 > 0:19:07Dr Giggle?Yeah.Dr Ha Ha?

0:19:07 > 0:19:10Dr Ha Ha, we like that name. And what does he do?

0:19:10 > 0:19:12He's doing chemistry. Chemistry?

0:19:12 > 0:19:15Well, I like that, you know, you've done quite well.

0:19:15 > 0:19:17Yes, QUITE well.

0:19:17 > 0:19:20Let's have a look now at the Blue Team.

0:19:20 > 0:19:22So, let's see, now, here we go, let's have a look.

0:19:22 > 0:19:25Let's start with this one. Yep, OK.Who is this, please?

0:19:25 > 0:19:27This is Phil.Phil?Yeah.

0:19:27 > 0:19:29Phil - and what does Phil do?

0:19:29 > 0:19:32Phil...he makes a mean Chicken Kiev.

0:19:32 > 0:19:33Is that science?

0:19:33 > 0:19:34Oh, it is!

0:19:34 > 0:19:36How do you get the butter inside it?

0:19:36 > 0:19:39It's true, I don't know how you get the butter inside it.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41Exactly! Phil knows. Phil knows.

0:19:41 > 0:19:44Yes, Phil knows, well done. Phil...osopher.

0:19:44 > 0:19:45Let's have a look at this one, who is this?

0:19:45 > 0:19:48This is Professor Steve

0:19:48 > 0:19:51and he parks the cars for the scientists.

0:19:51 > 0:19:54Parks the cars for the scientists.

0:19:54 > 0:19:56Yes.

0:19:56 > 0:19:57He does.

0:19:57 > 0:20:00Are you feeling a little bit hot? Yes, a little.

0:20:00 > 0:20:01Yes, he's a bit tired.

0:20:01 > 0:20:03He needs to go to bed, don't you?

0:20:03 > 0:20:06It's past your bedtime - you haven't had your milk yet, have you, Mark?

0:20:06 > 0:20:08I've put too much glue, he keeps falling off.

0:20:08 > 0:20:10A little too much - he's slightly falling apart, isn't he?

0:20:10 > 0:20:13He's a little bit worse for wear, shall we say?

0:20:13 > 0:20:15Shall I put him back? So, you've done QUITE well.

0:20:15 > 0:20:17Thanks, mate.

0:20:17 > 0:20:20So, now let's have a look at the Yellow Team.

0:20:20 > 0:20:22Now, you've done pretty well.

0:20:22 > 0:20:23Now, what is the name of this one here?

0:20:23 > 0:20:26Bob.Bob? And what's the name of this one?

0:20:26 > 0:20:27Bob.Bob?

0:20:27 > 0:20:29And this one? Philip.

0:20:29 > 0:20:32Philip! Bob, Bob and Philip. Sounds like a team of lawyers.

0:20:32 > 0:20:36Very good - and what do Bob, Bob and Philip do?

0:20:36 > 0:20:39Well, Philip collects the rubbish which the scientists throw at him.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41Oh, right. Like the Guinea Pig.

0:20:41 > 0:20:45And Bob and Bob just sit there and watch everybody else do the work.

0:20:45 > 0:20:48Oh. Now then let's have a look now. Now I've seen everything.

0:20:48 > 0:20:50Two is by two is three...

0:20:50 > 0:20:53But this was quite good. It was all right.

0:20:53 > 0:20:56Now, I think I'm going to award

0:20:56 > 0:20:58ten points to the Yellow Team

0:20:58 > 0:21:01and I'm going to give five points to the other two teams

0:21:01 > 0:21:03because you did pretty well, I think,

0:21:03 > 0:21:05and I'm feeling generous, because I'm a nice guy.

0:21:05 > 0:21:06Do you know what I mean?

0:21:06 > 0:21:08Well done, Yellow Team!

0:21:08 > 0:21:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:21:11 > 0:21:13The scores now stand with Yellow Rays on 30.

0:21:13 > 0:21:16Not far behind are the Blue-Min Brilliant Team on 15.

0:21:16 > 0:21:21And bringing up the rear the Green Musketeers on 5!

0:21:21 > 0:21:24And so with the Yellow Team slightly in the lead,

0:21:24 > 0:21:27it's time for the next round which is called the...

0:21:27 > 0:21:29Oh, I can't remember.

0:21:29 > 0:21:31Oh, yes - it's the Memory Game!

0:21:33 > 0:21:38What we have here is a maze and a numerical code.

0:21:38 > 0:21:42Now, each team has to select one member of your team

0:21:42 > 0:21:46who is going to guide our little Guinea Pig out of the maze

0:21:46 > 0:21:47using your numerical code.

0:21:47 > 0:21:501 for up, 2 for right, please,

0:21:50 > 0:21:533 for down and 4 for left, well done.

0:21:53 > 0:21:57You will each have your own separate maze.

0:21:57 > 0:21:58And only one of you can do this.

0:21:58 > 0:22:00So who is going to go first?

0:22:00 > 0:22:02Me!

0:22:02 > 0:22:04Dr Ella - are you confident?

0:22:04 > 0:22:05Yeah!

0:22:05 > 0:22:08Good! I like that, Dr Ella, that's pretty good.

0:22:08 > 0:22:12Let us reveal your maze now!

0:22:13 > 0:22:16We gave our teams 20 seconds to study the maze.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21Now get the blindfold on, please.

0:22:21 > 0:22:25And the other team members, you mustn't help her at all, OK?

0:22:25 > 0:22:27It's all just you, Dr Ella.

0:22:27 > 0:22:29Now you can start. Are you ready? Yes.

0:22:29 > 0:22:32Your 10 seconds start now.

0:22:32 > 0:22:344, 1,

0:22:34 > 0:22:364, 1,

0:22:36 > 0:22:382, 2,

0:22:38 > 0:22:401, 1.

0:22:40 > 0:22:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:22:41 > 0:22:45Amazing! Absolutely amazing.

0:22:45 > 0:22:47The Guinea Pig is safe.

0:22:47 > 0:22:50You did very, very well there. How do you feel?Awesome!

0:22:50 > 0:22:51Pretty good.As always.

0:22:51 > 0:22:53Do you think you've done enough to keep your team in the lead?

0:22:53 > 0:22:55Definitely!

0:22:55 > 0:22:59Well done, Dr Ella! She's brainy! Ten points for the Yellows there.

0:22:59 > 0:23:01Well done, Dr Ella!

0:23:01 > 0:23:02Well done, well done, well done.

0:23:02 > 0:23:06Moving on to the Blues and who is going to...?

0:23:06 > 0:23:08Who is going to be doing it for the Blues?

0:23:08 > 0:23:10That would be me.

0:23:10 > 0:23:11That would be Dr Naomi.

0:23:11 > 0:23:14Are you feeling confident?

0:23:14 > 0:23:16Dr Ella has set the bar pretty high, but...yes!

0:23:16 > 0:23:18Ooh, I like that! Feisty!

0:23:18 > 0:23:20Fighting talk, why not?

0:23:20 > 0:23:23Again Naomi was allowed just 20 seconds to study her maze.

0:23:27 > 0:23:29Let's put your blindfold on now.

0:23:29 > 0:23:33Your ten seconds to help the Guinea Pig out of the maze begins...now!

0:23:33 > 0:23:364, 3,

0:23:36 > 0:23:393, 2,

0:23:39 > 0:23:412, 3,

0:23:41 > 0:23:444, 3.

0:23:44 > 0:23:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:23:47 > 0:23:53Well done, Dr Naomi, and no help from your team-mates.

0:23:53 > 0:23:55Look at Ella.I'm sweating. She's seething.

0:23:55 > 0:23:57We're still winning, though, still winning.

0:23:57 > 0:24:00Yes, I'm afraid the pressure's on you now, Green Team,

0:24:00 > 0:24:02you've really got to do well at this, you know?

0:24:02 > 0:24:04Because you're lagging behind a little, I'm afraid,

0:24:04 > 0:24:05and it's going to be your turn.

0:24:05 > 0:24:08So we have ten points for the Blue Team there.

0:24:08 > 0:24:09Well done, Blues!

0:24:09 > 0:24:11So, who's doing it for the Greens?

0:24:11 > 0:24:13Connor.Dr Connor!

0:24:13 > 0:24:15Dr Connor, how are you feeling about this?

0:24:15 > 0:24:17Nervous.Nervous?

0:24:17 > 0:24:18I think you can do it, you know.

0:24:18 > 0:24:20You've just got to be confident.

0:24:20 > 0:24:22# You've just go to believe in yourself... #

0:24:22 > 0:24:24Would you sing that for us, please? No, don't!Ah!

0:24:24 > 0:24:26Thank you.

0:24:26 > 0:24:29Again, Dr Connor has only 20 seconds.

0:24:34 > 0:24:36Get the blindfold on! Right, here we go.

0:24:36 > 0:24:38Now, your ten seconds with which to get the Guinea Pig

0:24:38 > 0:24:41out of the maze begins now!

0:24:41 > 0:24:443, 3, 4,

0:24:44 > 0:24:474, 3, 2,

0:24:47 > 0:24:492, 3.

0:24:49 > 0:24:51Yes!

0:24:51 > 0:24:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:24:52 > 0:24:54Booyakasha!

0:24:54 > 0:24:58Well done, well done, Dr Connor.

0:24:58 > 0:25:01You've done your team proud there, son, well done.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03Ten points for the Greens as well!

0:25:03 > 0:25:05Everybody got ten points, well done!

0:25:07 > 0:25:08So, now, time to move on.

0:25:08 > 0:25:11And so, with all to play for,

0:25:11 > 0:25:14it's the final round, the quick fire round.

0:25:14 > 0:25:16And here are my questions.

0:25:16 > 0:25:20Two points per correct answer. So, are you ready?ALL: Yes!

0:25:20 > 0:25:24Hands on brains, please. Here we go for the first question.

0:25:24 > 0:25:26How many legs does a spider have?

0:25:26 > 0:25:29BUZZER SOUNDS

0:25:26 > 0:25:29Blue-Min Brilliant team.Eight.

0:25:29 > 0:25:30Is the right answer.

0:25:30 > 0:25:31True or false?

0:25:31 > 0:25:34There are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on the Earth.

0:25:34 > 0:25:37BUZZER SOUNDS

0:25:34 > 0:25:37The Green Musketeers.True!

0:25:37 > 0:25:38Is true.

0:25:38 > 0:25:40What is 20 divided by 5?

0:25:40 > 0:25:43BUZZER SOUNDS

0:25:40 > 0:25:43Blue-Min Brilliant team.Four.

0:25:43 > 0:25:44Is right.

0:25:44 > 0:25:47What is the name of the process when a liquid changes into a gas?

0:25:47 > 0:25:50BUZZER SOUNDS

0:25:47 > 0:25:50The Green Musketeers.

0:25:50 > 0:25:51It went off.

0:25:51 > 0:25:54Yeah. Right, OK, you've got to answer it now.

0:25:54 > 0:25:55Evaporation.

0:25:55 > 0:25:57Is the right answer. Yes!

0:25:57 > 0:26:00Name the only pure metal that is a liquid at room temperature.

0:26:00 > 0:26:02BUZZER SOUNDS

0:26:00 > 0:26:02Blue-Min Brilliant team.

0:26:02 > 0:26:03Mercury.Mercury.

0:26:03 > 0:26:05Mercury is right.

0:26:05 > 0:26:09What kind of energy is associated with movement energy?

0:26:09 > 0:26:11BUZZER SOUNDS

0:26:09 > 0:26:11Blue-Min Brilliant team.

0:26:11 > 0:26:12Kinetic?

0:26:12 > 0:26:13Kinetic is right.

0:26:13 > 0:26:16Come on, Yellows, you're getting a bit behind.

0:26:16 > 0:26:18What tree do acorns come from?

0:26:18 > 0:26:20BUZZER SOUNDS

0:26:18 > 0:26:20Blue-Min Brilliant team.

0:26:20 > 0:26:22Oak.

0:26:22 > 0:26:23Is the right answer.

0:26:23 > 0:26:26How many planets are there in the solar system?

0:26:26 > 0:26:28BUZZER SOUNDS

0:26:26 > 0:26:28Blue-Min Brilliant team.

0:26:28 > 0:26:30Nine.

0:26:30 > 0:26:33No, it's wrong, it's eight, because Pluto is no longer a planet.

0:26:33 > 0:26:36Ah! That's what I said to you, man!

0:26:37 > 0:26:40There, you see? you've got to think about these things.

0:26:40 > 0:26:43Got to be clever like me, do you know what I'm saying?

0:26:43 > 0:26:45So, that was the end of the last round,

0:26:45 > 0:26:47I can't believe it's over.

0:26:47 > 0:26:51And now it's time to reveal who is the ultimate brain!

0:26:51 > 0:26:56Third place, with 19 points, it is...

0:26:56 > 0:26:57The Green Team!

0:26:57 > 0:26:59Unlucky, you're third.

0:26:59 > 0:27:01Did you have fun though? Did you enjoy yourselves?

0:27:01 > 0:27:03ALL:Yeah! That's the main thing, that's great.

0:27:03 > 0:27:08So in second place, with 35 points, it's...

0:27:08 > 0:27:10The Blue Team.

0:27:10 > 0:27:11Did you have fun? Yes, very good.

0:27:11 > 0:27:13Did you have a nice day?

0:27:13 > 0:27:15Are you going to tell your friends at school?Obviously.

0:27:15 > 0:27:21So that means our ultimate brains, with a massive 40 points,

0:27:21 > 0:27:24are the Yellow Team!

0:27:24 > 0:27:27Well done, come on down, come on down.

0:27:27 > 0:27:30Well done, Dr Ella, well done. Well done.

0:27:30 > 0:27:34Well done, the Yellow Team. You are the victors.

0:27:34 > 0:27:36You have triumphed today.

0:27:36 > 0:27:40So...you are our champions for today.

0:27:40 > 0:27:42You are our ultimate brains! How do you feel about that?

0:27:42 > 0:27:45Wooo!We feel amazing! Great!

0:27:45 > 0:27:48OK, I'm sorry to the other teams, please come and join us.

0:27:48 > 0:27:53Come and bow, bow to the victors.

0:27:53 > 0:27:57And we'll see you next time for some more brainy fun on....

0:27:57 > 0:28:00Ultimate Brain!

0:28:00 > 0:28:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE