Episode 8

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0:00:04 > 0:00:06Ah!

0:00:06 > 0:00:09'How can the guinea pig catch a thousand flying balls?'

0:00:11 > 0:00:14Which of these is the quickest route to the bottom?

0:00:14 > 0:00:17'And will DNN win a PHD, OMG, LOL.

0:00:17 > 0:00:20'You'll need to run your mind at full power to be the...'

0:00:32 > 0:00:36Welcome to Ultimate Brain.

0:00:36 > 0:00:39Where only the strongest, the fittest,

0:00:39 > 0:00:43the most agile brains can survive, and it's my job to find them.

0:00:43 > 0:00:46Yes, my name is Dr Brain.

0:00:48 > 0:00:53Now, I've had a letter from nine different people saying,

0:00:53 > 0:00:56"Dear Dr Brain, our brains are so fat

0:00:56 > 0:00:59"they can't even get into a normal sized toilet."

0:00:59 > 0:01:01I don't even know what that means!

0:01:02 > 0:01:07Let's find out who they are. Beginning with the Green Team.

0:01:07 > 0:01:09Our first team are Amy, Matt and Lottie,

0:01:09 > 0:01:11calling themselves Team Think Green.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13Will they be brainy enough to save the planet,

0:01:13 > 0:01:16or should they be recycled and chucked in the bin?

0:01:16 > 0:01:22So, Dr Amy, being a monkey, I'd like to ask you, do you like animals?

0:01:22 > 0:01:25- Yes.- Do you have any pets? - Yes.- How many?

0:01:25 > 0:01:2716.

0:01:27 > 0:01:28That's a zoo!

0:01:28 > 0:01:31- So, Dr Matt, play any sports?- Erm, yeah.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33- What do you play?- Football and basketball.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36- Football and basketball? Do you play football?- Yep.

0:01:36 > 0:01:37- What position?- Goal keeper.

0:01:37 > 0:01:41Goal keeper? Safe hands, would you say you've got safe hands?

0:01:41 > 0:01:42- Yeah, I'd say so.- Lovely.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44There we go, team Think Green.

0:01:46 > 0:01:50Next up it's the yellow team Leo, Fidhal and Sergio.

0:01:50 > 0:01:54They've chosen a rather unusual team name.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56How you doing, fellas? What's your team name?

0:01:56 > 0:01:59- ALL:- Yellow Atomic Dugongs

0:01:59 > 0:02:00What's a 'dugong'?

0:02:00 > 0:02:03- It's a sea cow.- It's a sea cow? - Yeah.

0:02:03 > 0:02:08Dr Sergio, I hear you speak a little bit of Spanish?

0:02:08 > 0:02:09- I'm fluent.- You're fluent? Ah...

0:02:09 > 0:02:12Is that perhaps because you are a little bit Spanish?

0:02:12 > 0:02:14- Yeah.- I thought so with a name like Sergio.

0:02:14 > 0:02:17- So, what's 'Ultimate Brain' in Spanish?- 'Super Cerebro'.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Ah! He's quick. I like that.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22I like that a little bit of exotic language there.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24We do everything on this show, folks.

0:02:24 > 0:02:25Well, best of luck to you,

0:02:25 > 0:02:27the Yellow Atomic Dulangalangalanglongs...

0:02:27 > 0:02:29There they are, the Yellows!

0:02:30 > 0:02:33Finally, our Blue team are from the CBBC comedy news show

0:02:33 > 0:02:37DNN - Sam, Kellie-Ann and Marvin.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40Will they get a good report at the end of this show?

0:02:40 > 0:02:41- How are you, Blues?- Great!

0:02:41 > 0:02:43- Thank you, how are you? - Very well, thank you.

0:02:43 > 0:02:46Now, of course, we know you from that fabulous show DNN.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48- Thanks.- Very good show. Love it!

0:02:48 > 0:02:50Dr Kellie-Ann, where you from, Kellie-Ann?

0:02:50 > 0:02:53I'm from London, but I'm originally from New Jersey.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55- IN NEW JERSEY ACCENT:- New Jersey. Hey, I'm from New Jersey, too.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57- Very good accent!- You know, eh? Hey, thanks.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00- You know, erm, Tony Spinolly and Mickey de Monk?- That's my dad!

0:03:00 > 0:03:02- Hey, that's your dad.- It is!- Yeah.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05- Hey, we should go out, get a bowl of spaghetti sometime.- I'd love that.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07- NORMAL VOICE:- Yeah. So, how long you been over here, then?

0:03:07 > 0:03:10- Been over here seven years. - Seven years.- Yes.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12- Do you like it?- I love it.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15What's your favourite thing about dear, old Blighty?

0:03:15 > 0:03:16The British charm, maybe.

0:03:16 > 0:03:20Oh, of course, my favourite thing is the DNN crew. Of course!

0:03:20 > 0:03:22- HE SINGS:- Friends. Friends.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24- That's coincidence, isn't it? - Friends.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26Dr Sam, are you going to win today?

0:03:26 > 0:03:29- Yes.- Well, we'll find out, as we play the first round.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31So, there we go, folks. Those are the teams.

0:03:31 > 0:03:35All you've got to do is impress me, be witty, be sharp, be clever

0:03:35 > 0:03:39and get those Honour Points and you may be Ultimate Brain.

0:03:39 > 0:03:42But above all, do your blinkin' best, do you know what I mean?

0:03:44 > 0:03:45Is your brain switched on?

0:03:45 > 0:03:48Let's start with a question.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51So, teams, get a load of this.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53So, what do we have here?

0:03:53 > 0:03:57We have 4 tracks of slightly different shapes.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59And what I'm going to do is ask you,

0:03:59 > 0:04:02which track you think is the fastest?

0:04:02 > 0:04:05What's going to happen is I'm going to place this little car,

0:04:05 > 0:04:07driven by Dave the Ant... You're all right, Dave?

0:04:07 > 0:04:09Yeah, I'm all right, getting a little bit hot.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12And he's going to drive down each track

0:04:12 > 0:04:14into the container there at the bottom.

0:04:14 > 0:04:15We're going to record the times.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18So, now using your brains and your intelligence,

0:04:18 > 0:04:21you're going to decide which of these tracks is the fastest!

0:04:21 > 0:04:24Is it A...?

0:04:24 > 0:04:25B...?

0:04:25 > 0:04:26C...?

0:04:26 > 0:04:28Or D...?

0:04:28 > 0:04:30This one might not be as easy as it looks.

0:04:30 > 0:04:34Which track uses gravity the most effectively?

0:04:34 > 0:04:36You ready? Get thinking... Now.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43I'm sure you're smiling to yourself at home

0:04:43 > 0:04:45because you, like me, are 'super cerebro',

0:04:45 > 0:04:47but are you absolutely sure?

0:04:51 > 0:04:53OK teams, your thinking time stops now!

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Time to reveal your answers.

0:04:57 > 0:04:58It's a split decision.

0:04:58 > 0:05:01The Yellows and the Blues have gone for C, track C,

0:05:01 > 0:05:03but the Greens opting for D, track D.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06So, because you're the odd ones out, Greens, I'm going to ask you first.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08Why D?

0:05:08 > 0:05:12Because, erm, D gains the most momentum

0:05:12 > 0:05:13cos it's got the steepest drop.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15- Ahh...- So, we think that...

0:05:15 > 0:05:19..but surely, has it got the longest straight bit, so will it slow down?

0:05:19 > 0:05:23Well, we'll find out, won't we, I suppose. Now, we've got two C's.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26I'm going to ask the Blues first. Why C?

0:05:26 > 0:05:28A similar reason to start with.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30The momentum it will gain very early on,

0:05:30 > 0:05:33but there's not the levelling off on C, Dr Brain, you see?

0:05:33 > 0:05:36OK. Yellows, why C?

0:05:36 > 0:05:39We picked C because pretty much the same reason as them.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41We think the mo... Like keep going at the same speed,

0:05:41 > 0:05:43like, and probably get a bit faster,

0:05:43 > 0:05:45- but we didn't pick D... - It doesn't level off.

0:05:45 > 0:05:46..because D levels off at the end,

0:05:46 > 0:05:48so that's what we think we shouldn't pick D.

0:05:48 > 0:05:52And we're thinking maybe B, but it would take quite a while to speed up

0:05:52 > 0:05:55cos it's not that steep and it's just quite level so...

0:05:55 > 0:05:58So, what's going to happen? Let's see!

0:05:58 > 0:06:01Here we go with track A. Ready, folks.

0:06:01 > 0:06:033, 2, 1, go!

0:06:03 > 0:06:05CAR SCREECHES AND CRASHES

0:06:05 > 0:06:081.08 seconds. Ooh, well done, A.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11Track B. 3, 2, 1, go!

0:06:11 > 0:06:13CAR SCREECHES AND CRASHES

0:06:13 > 0:06:150.96 of a second. Oh, B's in the lead!

0:06:15 > 0:06:17The all-important and popular C.

0:06:17 > 0:06:193, 2, 1.

0:06:19 > 0:06:20CAR SCREECHES AND CRASHES

0:06:20 > 0:06:220.83 of a second. Whoo hoo!

0:06:22 > 0:06:24- Ooh!- Ooh!

0:06:24 > 0:06:27D. 3, 2, 1, go!

0:06:27 > 0:06:28CAR SCREECHES AND CRASHES

0:06:28 > 0:06:31Ooh. 0.88 of a second!

0:06:31 > 0:06:33So, the answer is...

0:06:33 > 0:06:34C!

0:06:36 > 0:06:40Track C did it in the fastest time of 0.83 of a second!

0:06:40 > 0:06:44The curve of track C is called an inverted cycloid.

0:06:44 > 0:06:48It's a curve traced on the point of a rim of a wheel

0:06:48 > 0:06:50as it rolls along a straight line.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52It is the curve of fastest descent under gravity

0:06:52 > 0:06:54for exactly the reasons that the teams gave!

0:06:54 > 0:06:58Which means the Blues and the Yellows, ten Honour Points each!

0:07:02 > 0:07:05Well done to them. Now let's see what happens in the next round.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08Challenge number 2.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10A test of our teams' creativity.

0:07:10 > 0:07:13Time now to use a different part of the brain.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16Behold!

0:07:22 > 0:07:25So, imagine you're standing in a wind tunnel,

0:07:25 > 0:07:29- 300 coloured balls flying at you... - KARATE CHOP GRUNTS

0:07:29 > 0:07:33How can you create a device to help you catch as many balls as you can?

0:07:33 > 0:07:36Well, we gave our teams three days

0:07:36 > 0:07:38and a massive budget of £50 Earth

0:07:38 > 0:07:41to come up with their answers.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43But who will be our ball catcher for the day?

0:07:43 > 0:07:51MUSIC: "Firework" by Katy Perry plays

0:07:51 > 0:07:53It's my good friend, the guinea pig!

0:08:03 > 0:08:07What monkey brain idea have you got this time?

0:08:07 > 0:08:10Well, what I've got is a massive wind machine

0:08:10 > 0:08:14and loads and loads of really, really hard balls to chuck at you.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16Ugh. That looks like that's going to hurt!

0:08:16 > 0:08:19Yes, but you love being hurt, don't you?

0:08:19 > 0:08:23So, time now to find out what happens when you don't have a plan.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25It's the no plan, plan. Get on with it.

0:08:27 > 0:08:31This wind machine is capable of creating 25 metre per second winds.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33Imagine the carnage if we tipped a sack load of balls

0:08:33 > 0:08:36in front of it and threw them at the poor old guinea pig?

0:08:36 > 0:08:40How can he catch as many as possible in just 60 seconds?

0:08:40 > 0:08:41- Are we ready?- ALL: Yeah!

0:08:41 > 0:08:45Lets count him in. Three, Two, One.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47Hit him with balls!

0:08:54 > 0:08:57Catch a ball. Just catch it in your hand!

0:09:09 > 0:09:12So, how many did you get, Guinea Pig?

0:09:12 > 0:09:14- Three.- Three?

0:09:14 > 0:09:17So, that's what happens when you don't have a plan.

0:09:17 > 0:09:18Now, let's find out what happens when you do.

0:09:18 > 0:09:21Yes! Now, it's the turn of team Think Green.

0:09:22 > 0:09:25Team Think Green are Amy, Matt and Lottie from Bristol.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28Amy once attached an elastic band to a can

0:09:28 > 0:09:31and started to strum it, she called it the 'canjo'.

0:09:31 > 0:09:34Yeehaw! Nice!

0:09:34 > 0:09:37So, team Think Green, this is your plan.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40Tell me, Dr Lottie, what's it called?

0:09:40 > 0:09:42It's called, erm, Operation Hula Catcher.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45Operation Hula Catcher? And what does it entail?

0:09:45 > 0:09:48The human Guinea Pig has to hold up the hula hoops

0:09:48 > 0:09:51whilst the balls come flying towards him and they're quite light,

0:09:51 > 0:09:53so he can move them about and try to catch

0:09:53 > 0:09:54as many of the balls as possible.

0:09:54 > 0:09:59Ah, now, what is the scientific principle behind these nets, then?

0:09:59 > 0:10:01Is it just about surface area or...?

0:10:01 > 0:10:03It's about, like, surface area because of the size,

0:10:03 > 0:10:06so it's like a bigger surface area to catch as many balls.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08The nets are just there to catch at the bottom,

0:10:08 > 0:10:12so the balls don't fly through. So, they're caught not just in the bag.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14I see, well, let's see if it works!

0:10:14 > 0:10:16Go on, Guinea Pig, get on with it!

0:10:16 > 0:10:18Operation Hula Catcher.

0:10:18 > 0:10:19Two hula hoops, one for each hand,

0:10:19 > 0:10:22with fishing nets attached. What could be simpler?

0:10:22 > 0:10:24Will this be the best idea of them all?

0:10:24 > 0:10:25Let's Hula!

0:10:25 > 0:10:27Three, two, one.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29Start the wind!

0:10:35 > 0:10:36Keep going!

0:10:38 > 0:10:39Come on!

0:10:41 > 0:10:44Guinea Pig, Guinea Pig, Guinea Pig! Come on!

0:10:49 > 0:10:50Keep going!

0:10:54 > 0:10:56GONG TOLLS

0:10:56 > 0:10:58There we go. So, that's all of the balls. Oh, look at that!

0:10:58 > 0:11:00- Are you pleased with it?- ALL: Yeah!

0:11:00 > 0:11:02Yes, worked pretty well. didn't it?

0:11:02 > 0:11:07The Green team seem rather pleased with their haul, will it be enough?

0:11:07 > 0:11:09Nice one! Let's count them up!

0:11:11 > 0:11:13The Yellow Atomic Dugong.

0:11:13 > 0:11:16A Dugong is marine mammal often referred to as a sea cow.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19Will the team get a pat on the back for their solution?

0:11:19 > 0:11:20'Pat' do you get it? Ha-ha!

0:11:20 > 0:11:25So, it's the plan of the Yellow Atomic Dugongs. What's it called?

0:11:25 > 0:11:27It's called Operation Dugongatron.

0:11:27 > 0:11:29So, what does it actually entail?

0:11:29 > 0:11:32You've stolen a giant shuttlecock and then what else?

0:11:32 > 0:11:34Erm, it's pretty much got a net at the back,

0:11:34 > 0:11:36so all the balls can go into it and it's a funnel shape,

0:11:36 > 0:11:39so all of the balls will be pushed into the net.

0:11:39 > 0:11:43- Now are you worried about the weight of it?- Maybe the manoeuvrability,

0:11:43 > 0:11:44- but...- Manoeuvrability.

0:11:44 > 0:11:47- Yes, yes, that could be a problem, do you think?- ALL: Yeah.

0:11:47 > 0:11:50Not for you, but for me it will be. It's massive. Look.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52It's so big I could catch all three of you inside this.

0:11:52 > 0:11:55It is pretty big, I have to admit. Hey, look, it works!

0:11:55 > 0:11:58- I win!- Hooray!

0:11:58 > 0:12:00Well done, the guinea pig.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02Well then. Well, we know that it's big,

0:12:02 > 0:12:04but don't forget he's pretty weak.

0:12:04 > 0:12:06He might be... He's weak and stupid,

0:12:06 > 0:12:08so not only might he not be able to lift it,

0:12:08 > 0:12:10he might put it in the wrong direction.

0:12:10 > 0:12:12- Are you worried about that?- No.

0:12:12 > 0:12:16NO! Good! Have confidence, have faith in your plan.

0:12:16 > 0:12:17I don't have any faith in you.

0:12:17 > 0:12:18Get on with it, go on!

0:12:18 > 0:12:21It's time to see the plan in action!

0:12:21 > 0:12:25So, this team hope their large mouthed funnel and net device

0:12:25 > 0:12:27will help the guinea pig catch the maximum number of balls

0:12:27 > 0:12:31in 60 seconds. Time to put it to the test!

0:12:31 > 0:12:34Three, two, one. Start the wind!

0:12:46 > 0:12:47Go, go, go! Hold it up!

0:12:49 > 0:12:52Hold it up, hold it up.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55Come on! Hold it up!

0:12:57 > 0:13:01Hold it up! Come on.

0:13:01 > 0:13:04- Hold it up.- Hold it up.- Hold it UP!

0:13:06 > 0:13:09- Hold it up!- Higher.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25- Ooh! - GONG TOLLS

0:13:26 > 0:13:30Oh, look. He's exhausted. You've worn him out.

0:13:30 > 0:13:32- Yay!- Yay!

0:13:32 > 0:13:34They've exhausted the poor, old guinea pig

0:13:34 > 0:13:37with their large, heavy design. But has it paid off?

0:13:37 > 0:13:38So, it looked like it did quite well.

0:13:38 > 0:13:40I guess we'll find out when we...

0:13:40 > 0:13:42count them up!

0:13:42 > 0:13:46The Blue Newshounds, Sam, Kellie-Ann and Martin.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48Their show DNN is a comical look at the week's news.

0:13:48 > 0:13:52Will they succeed in scooping the most balls? Scooping? Ha-ha!

0:13:52 > 0:13:55So, it's the turn of The Blue Newshounds...

0:13:55 > 0:13:57HE HUMS: DNN THEME TUNE

0:13:57 > 0:14:01And what.... Oh, erm, sorry I don't mean to be animalist about this,

0:14:01 > 0:14:03but we don't actually allow dogs in the laboratory.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06- Would you mind shuffling along. - But, I'm the guinea pig.

0:14:06 > 0:14:09- He's ours.- You what?- I'm the guinea pig.- We got our licence.

0:14:09 > 0:14:10Oh, it's the guinea pig.

0:14:10 > 0:14:13Oh, sorry, you looked a bit more intelligent than usual.

0:14:13 > 0:14:15So, erm, what's going on here, then?

0:14:15 > 0:14:17What's the name of your plan?

0:14:17 > 0:14:19Operation Fetch-a-lot.

0:14:19 > 0:14:22Fetch-a-lot. Sir Fetch-a-lot. And what is the principle behind it?

0:14:22 > 0:14:24- It's all about sticky.- It's all about sticky?

0:14:24 > 0:14:27We went for sticky stuff. We thought the balls might be foam,

0:14:27 > 0:14:30but they're not, so it may not work as we thought it was going to.

0:14:30 > 0:14:33And we thought that the pool would be bigger, but...

0:14:33 > 0:14:34It may work, it may work.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36Never assume anything in this game.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39So, sticky, sticky substance on both the collar

0:14:39 > 0:14:41and on the back of the pool.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43- And then we dressed him up as a dog. - Oh, I see.

0:14:43 > 0:14:45Because we had some money left over and we thought...

0:14:45 > 0:14:47- And we like onesies.- I'm not a dog. I'm a guinea pig.

0:14:47 > 0:14:50- If I was a dog, I'd be doing this... - HE GROWLS

0:14:50 > 0:14:53That is good. That is good that is good.

0:14:53 > 0:14:55Well, you've obviously thought about it a lot,

0:14:55 > 0:14:57but it still looks like a load of old nonsense.

0:14:57 > 0:15:01If anything else, at least, hopefully, you'll be very hot

0:15:01 > 0:15:02and you'll fall over and make me laugh.

0:15:02 > 0:15:06- I've got a bone to pick with you. - ALL: Yay!

0:15:06 > 0:15:09Don't get him angry, or he'll be a cross breed. Ha-ha!

0:15:09 > 0:15:12Yay!

0:15:12 > 0:15:14Let's get on with it. Let's start this thing.

0:15:15 > 0:15:19Operation Fetch-a-lot. A sticky dog collar and a paddling pool.

0:15:19 > 0:15:21- It may look barking mad... - HE BARKS

0:15:21 > 0:15:22but the large surface area

0:15:22 > 0:15:25may catch a large number of the flying balls,

0:15:25 > 0:15:27but will they stay put? Stay!

0:15:27 > 0:15:30Three, two, one.

0:15:30 > 0:15:31Switch on the wind!

0:15:31 > 0:15:35MUSIC: "Who Let The Dogs Out" by Baha Men plays

0:15:38 > 0:15:41THEY SHOUT INCOHERENTLY

0:15:41 > 0:15:43- It stuck!- Hey!- Yeah.

0:16:20 > 0:16:21GONG TOLLS

0:16:21 > 0:16:25Oh, my word. Well, that was fun, wasn't it?

0:16:25 > 0:16:27- Ha-ha.- Yes.- It was different.

0:16:27 > 0:16:29- Do you think it worked, Kellie-Ann? - £50 well spent.

0:16:29 > 0:16:32£50 well spent. I agree there and he...

0:16:32 > 0:16:34No, no, no, no. Not the mount!

0:16:34 > 0:16:35You've killed my dog!

0:16:35 > 0:16:38Another exhausting effort there by man's best friend.

0:16:38 > 0:16:41Does his paddling pool runeth over?

0:16:41 > 0:16:42How do you think you've done?

0:16:42 > 0:16:45- Very well.- Average.- Surprisingly.

0:16:45 > 0:16:46Against everything that we had, erm,

0:16:46 > 0:16:48it's actually done all right, I think.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50I think you might be right.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52Well, lets see how you did when we...

0:16:52 > 0:16:54count them up.

0:16:54 > 0:17:00Well, I can now reveal that in 3rd place, with 6 balls,

0:17:00 > 0:17:02it was the Yellows.

0:17:02 > 0:17:06Unlucky there, the giant shuttlecock routine didn't quite come off.

0:17:06 > 0:17:11In second place, with 55 balls

0:17:11 > 0:17:13was the Blue Newshounds.

0:17:13 > 0:17:16Which means the winners with 67 balls

0:17:16 > 0:17:19and ten Honour Points are the Greens!

0:17:21 > 0:17:23Well done, how do you feel?

0:17:23 > 0:17:28- Amazing.- Amazing. Awesome.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30So, Team Think Green are in the lead with 20 points,

0:17:30 > 0:17:32and Yellow Atomic Dugongs

0:17:32 > 0:17:34and The Blue Newshounds both have ten points!

0:17:37 > 0:17:38This just in, folks.

0:17:38 > 0:17:40It's time for the Brainless Challenge!

0:17:42 > 0:17:45"We don't stop playing because we grow old,

0:17:45 > 0:17:48"we grow old because we stop playing."

0:17:48 > 0:17:49George Bernard Shaw.

0:17:49 > 0:17:53Yes, it's time to use the silly part of the brain now.

0:17:53 > 0:17:57So, teams, you're all dressed up as artists.

0:17:57 > 0:18:01Yes, this game is in honour of our team from DNN...

0:18:01 > 0:18:02MUSIC: DNN THEME TUNE

0:18:02 > 0:18:06..and it's called News Headlines

0:18:06 > 0:18:08because they're going to be writing little lines,

0:18:08 > 0:18:12otherwise known as letters with their heads.

0:18:12 > 0:18:17We will ask the corresponding team-mate to guess the headline.

0:18:17 > 0:18:19Are we ready, teams?

0:18:19 > 0:18:21So, now, I shall show each team their card.

0:18:21 > 0:18:23Don't you peak, don't you peak.

0:18:25 > 0:18:27Green Team...

0:18:27 > 0:18:29Have you got it?

0:18:29 > 0:18:31Yellows...

0:18:33 > 0:18:35Got it? Happy?

0:18:35 > 0:18:40Blues...

0:18:40 > 0:18:43OK, teams, your 30 seconds begins now!

0:18:51 > 0:18:53Now remember, teams, no guessing.

0:19:14 > 0:19:15GONG TOLLS

0:19:15 > 0:19:17That's time up.

0:19:17 > 0:19:20Put down your writing heads.

0:19:21 > 0:19:24OK, starting with team Think Green.

0:19:24 > 0:19:28Dr Matt, tell me, Dr Matt, what do you think of this?

0:19:28 > 0:19:30Is it plan b's the one?

0:19:30 > 0:19:31BUZZER

0:19:31 > 0:19:33I'm afraid it's not quite that,

0:19:33 > 0:19:36in that it's not that at all.

0:19:36 > 0:19:39So, what was it, Greens?

0:19:39 > 0:19:41- BOTH:- Stolen Painting Found By Tree.

0:19:41 > 0:19:43Oh! There we go.

0:19:43 > 0:19:46Obvious when you look at it.

0:19:46 > 0:19:49So, unlucky there, Greens, no points for that one.

0:19:49 > 0:19:52Now it's the turn of the Yellows.

0:19:52 > 0:19:56Dr Sergio, you've got a couple of quite clear words there, I think,

0:19:56 > 0:20:00haven't you? And then some sort of squiggly, liney things.

0:20:00 > 0:20:04Some stripes or something. Have you any idea what it is?

0:20:04 > 0:20:09Erm...is it mad cows in action?

0:20:09 > 0:20:10- BUZZER - Oh! Unlucky.

0:20:10 > 0:20:13Well, you didn't quite get it, but you got a couple of words

0:20:13 > 0:20:16and I liked your creative thinking with trying to make up the rest,

0:20:16 > 0:20:19so I'm going to reward you two Honour Points there, Yellows.

0:20:19 > 0:20:23- What was it, boys?- BOTH: Mad Cow Injures Farmer With Bum.

0:20:23 > 0:20:30Now then, Dr Marvin, so Dr Marvin, what's your guess going to be?

0:20:30 > 0:20:36My guess is Kids Make Nutritious Nibbles For Friends.

0:20:36 > 0:20:37- BUZZER - Are you joking?

0:20:37 > 0:20:40No, I'm not joking because I thought there might be more?

0:20:40 > 0:20:43Oh, there's going to be trouble here, folks.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45We did all the work.

0:20:45 > 0:20:48- Blues...- All you had to do was read it, Marv.

0:20:48 > 0:20:49That's it, that's it.

0:20:49 > 0:20:53The clue was in the words on the board.

0:20:53 > 0:20:56I should have done a full stop at the end.

0:20:56 > 0:20:57There's no punctuation.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59Ha-ha, yeah, it's quite difficult, that.

0:20:59 > 0:21:01How you could have made this game simpler for Dr Marvin?

0:21:03 > 0:21:07So, Blues, just to confirm. Put him out of his misery.

0:21:07 > 0:21:10- Go on, what was it?- Well, I can just read it really.

0:21:10 > 0:21:13Kids Make Nutritious Nibbles. Full stop.

0:21:13 > 0:21:17You've got all of it, and then a bit more.

0:21:17 > 0:21:20Which means I have to take some off, which is weird.

0:21:20 > 0:21:25I like maths though, so I'm going to award you five Honour Points.

0:21:25 > 0:21:28Well done, Blues.

0:21:28 > 0:21:29So, things are getting tense.

0:21:29 > 0:21:32The Greens have 20 points, the Blue team 15

0:21:32 > 0:21:35and trailing in last place, it's the Yellow team with 12 points.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39If you thought your brains were tired, try this.

0:21:39 > 0:21:43Yes, it's the... Erm... Ha!

0:21:43 > 0:21:44Memory game.

0:21:49 > 0:21:51So, folks, what's going to happen here

0:21:51 > 0:21:54is I'm going to show you a grid containing some objects

0:21:54 > 0:21:56and you'll have ten seconds to look at the grid

0:21:56 > 0:21:59and try to memorise as many of the objects as possible.

0:21:59 > 0:22:04Then, in 15 seconds, tell me as many as you remember.

0:22:04 > 0:22:10And the team that remembers the most objects, gets ten Honour Points.

0:22:10 > 0:22:13You get it, you got it? Let's do it.

0:22:13 > 0:22:18So, Yellow Atomic Dugongs, your 10 seconds looking time starts now!

0:22:29 > 0:22:33So, tell me as many objects as you can. Let's begin, Dr Leo.

0:22:33 > 0:22:35- Butterfly.- Glasses.- Banana.

0:22:35 > 0:22:38- Lamp.- Paint brush.- Boot.- Rose.

0:22:38 > 0:22:42- Hat.- Bike.- Pass.- Pass.- Pass.

0:22:42 > 0:22:43Wasp.

0:22:43 > 0:22:45- Water bottle. - BUZZER

0:22:45 > 0:22:48Tiger...

0:22:48 > 0:22:50- GONG TOLLS - Oh, that's the time up!

0:22:50 > 0:22:53So, well done, Yellows. You got 11 out of 12.

0:22:53 > 0:22:57The only one you missed was a mobile phone.

0:22:57 > 0:22:59So, let's see if the Blues can do any better.

0:22:59 > 0:23:02Your time starts now.

0:23:13 > 0:23:14OK, Blues, go!

0:23:14 > 0:23:18- Deck chair.- Apple.- Crab.- Fork.- Pig.

0:23:18 > 0:23:22- Football.- Fan.- Clock.- Leaf.- Jug.

0:23:22 > 0:23:25- Towel.- A variety of pencil crayons.

0:23:25 > 0:23:28SHE LAUGHS

0:23:28 > 0:23:29Erm...a cuddly toy.

0:23:29 > 0:23:31GONG TOLLS

0:23:31 > 0:23:33So, you got them all! 12 out of 12.

0:23:33 > 0:23:35Well done, you Blues.

0:23:35 > 0:23:39Now, Greens, you're going to have to equal 12 out of 12, our maximum,

0:23:39 > 0:23:41in order to stand a chance of getting ten Honour Points.

0:23:41 > 0:23:43- Do you think you can do it? - ALL: Yeah!

0:23:43 > 0:23:46Well, let's see. Your ten seconds starts now!

0:23:57 > 0:23:59OK, let's hear it.

0:23:59 > 0:24:01Pineapple. BUZZER.

0:24:01 > 0:24:04- Shell.- Ring.- Lime.- Watering can.

0:24:04 > 0:24:07- Lolly.- Shoes.- Squirrel.- Light bulb.

0:24:07 > 0:24:09Tennis. Erm, table tennis bat.

0:24:11 > 0:24:14- Pass.- Aeroplane. Aeroplane.

0:24:14 > 0:24:16GONG TOLLS

0:24:16 > 0:24:18Oh, there we go, ten out of 12.

0:24:18 > 0:24:21Not bad, Greens, nearly there.

0:24:21 > 0:24:24Unfortunately, you missed the coin and the car wheel.

0:24:24 > 0:24:27Do you remember that now? Oh!

0:24:27 > 0:24:29Which means that the Blue Newshounds...

0:24:29 > 0:24:33- HE HUMS DNN THEME TUNE - News flash, they get ten Honour Points.

0:24:33 > 0:24:34Well done, you Blues.

0:24:34 > 0:24:37Increasing their lead as we go into the final round.

0:24:37 > 0:24:39The quick-fire round.

0:24:39 > 0:24:41HE MAKES MACHINE GUN NOISES

0:24:41 > 0:24:43So, the Blues are in the lead that means, you Greens

0:24:43 > 0:24:46and you Yellows, this is your last chance to catch them up.

0:24:46 > 0:24:48So, 90 seconds worth of questions,

0:24:48 > 0:24:502 points per correct answer. Are you ready?

0:24:50 > 0:24:51Hands on brains.

0:24:51 > 0:24:54Here we go!

0:24:54 > 0:24:57If it's six o'clock now, what time was it 45 minutes ago?

0:24:59 > 0:25:01- 5:15.- Is the right answer.

0:25:01 > 0:25:05What planet in the solar system starts with the letter V?

0:25:06 > 0:25:08- Venus.- Correct.

0:25:08 > 0:25:11What is the name of the organ that pumps blood around the body?

0:25:11 > 0:25:14- Heart.- Say it again?- Heart.

0:25:14 > 0:25:15Is the right answer.

0:25:15 > 0:25:18Name some beginning with B that a caterpillar can change into.

0:25:20 > 0:25:22- Butterfly.- Is right!

0:25:22 > 0:25:26What's next in this sequence... zero, three, six, nine?

0:25:28 > 0:25:30- 12.- Correct!

0:25:30 > 0:25:32If I can run at a speed of ten meters per second,

0:25:32 > 0:25:35how long does it take me to run 100m?

0:25:36 > 0:25:38- Ten seconds.- Is right! I'd be exhausted.

0:25:38 > 0:25:40What is 20% of 100?

0:25:42 > 0:25:44- 20.- Is right.

0:25:44 > 0:25:46The fear of what animal is known as 'arachnophobia'?

0:25:48 > 0:25:50- Ah.- Did you press it?

0:25:50 > 0:25:52Now, I'm going to offer it over.

0:25:52 > 0:25:54- Spiders.- Is the right answer.

0:25:54 > 0:25:56Am I ticklish?

0:25:56 > 0:25:58- Yes.- Let's try it.

0:25:58 > 0:26:00Yahoo! Yeah, you're right.

0:26:00 > 0:26:02So, what's the name of the invisible line

0:26:02 > 0:26:06that runs right around the Earth's middle dividing it into two halves?

0:26:06 > 0:26:08- The equator.- The equator is right.

0:26:08 > 0:26:11What is the largest muscle in the human body?

0:26:13 > 0:26:14- The gluteus maximus.- That is right.

0:26:14 > 0:26:17Certainly right in my case. Although, I'm not a human.

0:26:17 > 0:26:19What is the largest land animal?

0:26:21 > 0:26:23- Elephant.- The elephant is right!

0:26:23 > 0:26:25- GONG TOLLS - There we go.

0:26:25 > 0:26:28That's the end of the round and the end of the game.

0:26:28 > 0:26:32And the scores are... in 3rd place with 20 points,

0:26:32 > 0:26:34it's the Yellow Atomic Dugongs.

0:26:34 > 0:26:37- Well done, guys. Did you have fun? - ALL: Yeah.- Ah, well done.

0:26:37 > 0:26:41In 2nd place... Breaking news, I was just getting a news report...

0:26:41 > 0:26:45Yes, it's the Blue Newshounds with 25.

0:26:45 > 0:26:47Which means our winners

0:26:47 > 0:26:51with a massive 36 points,

0:26:51 > 0:26:54Team Think Green.

0:26:54 > 0:26:55Well done, come and join me!

0:26:55 > 0:26:58Boom, that's 5,

0:26:58 > 0:26:59boom, that's 10,

0:26:59 > 0:27:02boom, 15, full house.

0:27:02 > 0:27:05They are the Ultimate Brains. Well done.

0:27:05 > 0:27:07Well done, Team Think Green.

0:27:07 > 0:27:09Now tell me, what do you think was the secret of your success?

0:27:09 > 0:27:14Why were you so amazing? What was it, Dr Matt?

0:27:14 > 0:27:17I'd say we were very quick on the button in the quick-fire round

0:27:17 > 0:27:19and that, obviously, got us a lot of points.

0:27:19 > 0:27:21You were the best. You were the Ultimate Brains.

0:27:21 > 0:27:23Unlucky, Blues and Yellows.

0:27:23 > 0:27:26Come and join us and bow, bow!

0:27:26 > 0:27:29So, if you've had an amazing incredible time, come back.

0:27:29 > 0:27:32Join us next time for more Ultimate Brain.

0:27:32 > 0:27:34Ha-zee-ah-ha! Let's dance.