Ultimately Awkward

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04What's the hardest thing about learning to fly?

0:00:04 > 0:00:07Well, I guess getting off the ground would be really difficult,

0:00:07 > 0:00:09especially for me cos I don't have any feathers.

0:00:09 > 0:00:10So, how do I learn to fly? I don't know.

0:00:10 > 0:00:13And imagine, once you got up there, there's air traffic control

0:00:13 > 0:00:15to deal with and the bats cos they scare me.

0:00:15 > 0:00:17- What would I do to have to get around?- No, no, no.

0:00:17 > 0:00:20- I'm going to have to figure this one out.- It's... It's a joke.

0:00:20 > 0:00:21HE SIGHS

0:00:21 > 0:00:23That's what you call getting off to a flying start.

0:00:29 > 0:00:31What happens when liquid nitrogen comes face to face

0:00:31 > 0:00:34with a pit of balls?

0:00:34 > 0:00:35Will Guinea Pig fly?

0:00:38 > 0:00:42And which team will have the bottle to shine as musical marvels?

0:00:42 > 0:00:46All that and much more on Ultimate Brain.

0:00:49 > 0:00:52AUDIENCE CHEERS

0:00:52 > 0:00:55HE SINGS A TUNE

0:00:55 > 0:00:57That's my new air guitar. HE CONTINUES TUNE

0:00:57 > 0:00:59Pretty good, eh?

0:00:59 > 0:01:01I bought it on Oh-oh Bay.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03Ping! Oops!

0:01:03 > 0:01:06Broken string. So awkward.

0:01:07 > 0:01:08Let's do this thing.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11Time to meet the teams.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13Here's three brilliant brains in green.

0:01:13 > 0:01:14From East Sussex, it's...

0:01:19 > 0:01:21From fair London, in yellow...

0:01:28 > 0:01:31And our celebrity team in blue are the not-so-awkward

0:01:31 > 0:01:33but also sooo awkward...

0:01:38 > 0:01:40Yes!

0:01:40 > 0:01:42Here are the boys from So Awkward. It's the Blues.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45- Nice to meet you, Blues. How are you?- Yeah, good thank you.

0:01:45 > 0:01:46Are you big science fans?

0:01:46 > 0:01:48- UNCONVINCINGLY:- Yeah. - Mainly Charlie.

0:01:48 > 0:01:52You're on the right show. And, Dr Archie, your character, Ollie,

0:01:52 > 0:01:55- is he a bit of a fan of science? - Very much so, yes. He loves science.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58- Did you get to do some science stuff in the show?- I did.

0:01:58 > 0:02:01I got a lot of props that involved a lot of meticulous button pushing,

0:02:01 > 0:02:03- but it was a lot of good fun. - What's your team name?

0:02:05 > 0:02:07Awkward Sugababes, I love it.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09- Good luck to you, Blues.- Thank you.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11Yellow, how are you doing?

0:02:11 > 0:02:15- Awesome!- Awesome! I love that.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17- Where are you from, Yellows? ALL:- London.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19London, mate. I hear you're a bit of a writer.

0:02:19 > 0:02:23I like writing fiction and adventure.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26Do you think you might write films one day...

0:02:26 > 0:02:28about a half-man, half-monkey who goes into space

0:02:28 > 0:02:31with his guinea pig friend?

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Need any actors for it? I'm available.

0:02:33 > 0:02:34What's your team name?

0:02:36 > 0:02:39Astrorats. That's a good name.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42Like lab rats but from space.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45Good to meet you, Yellows. Good luck.

0:02:45 > 0:02:49- Greens, how are you? ALL:- Good.

0:02:49 > 0:02:52- Good to see you. Where are you from? - East Sussex.- Oh, very nice.

0:02:52 > 0:02:57Now then, Dr Ines, you're quite clever, aren't you?

0:02:58 > 0:02:59- Yes.- A little bit clever.

0:02:59 > 0:03:03- I'm a member of Mensa. - Mensa, for clever people.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05Of course, I'm a member of Mensa as well.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07What's your IQ, then?

0:03:07 > 0:03:11I think it's 162.

0:03:11 > 0:03:15Mine's 245 million, 700 billion and 92 trillion and a few more

0:03:15 > 0:03:18and a couple more and a bit more. HE LAUGHS

0:03:18 > 0:03:19What's your team name?

0:03:21 > 0:03:24Nice to meet you, Greens. Good luck on the show.

0:03:24 > 0:03:28Those are the teams and this is the show with a need for speed,

0:03:28 > 0:03:30a craving for creativity

0:03:30 > 0:03:34and a desire for incredibly ingenious ideas.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37Now, it's time for the warm up.

0:03:39 > 0:03:42Not that kind of warm up, GP. Bring me my questions.

0:03:45 > 0:03:48Ta very much. Are you ready, teams? Here we go.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58Pollyjuicers.

0:03:58 > 0:04:00- 14.- Is right.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02What word am I spelling backwards?

0:04:10 > 0:04:12The Awkward Sugababes.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14- Mercury.- Is also right.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16What is this sound?

0:04:16 > 0:04:19Ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti.

0:04:19 > 0:04:20Pollyjuicers.

0:04:20 > 0:04:23- Is it a grasshopper?- No.

0:04:23 > 0:04:24Anybody else?

0:04:24 > 0:04:27- The Awkward Sugababes.- Cricket.

0:04:27 > 0:04:29No, it's a garden sprinkler.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33How many letters are there in the word...

0:04:35 > 0:04:37- Pollyjuicers.- Is it nine?

0:04:37 > 0:04:38No!

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Astrorats.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42- Eight.- Yes, it is eight. That's right.

0:04:42 > 0:04:46Now, put yourselves in order -

0:04:46 > 0:04:50the shortest at the front and the tallest at the back.

0:04:50 > 0:04:51And press your button when you've done it.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54Pollyjuicers. Oh, let's have a look.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56Yes, you've done it! Well done, you Greens.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59What a fantastic round, and that was just the warm up.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01What's the rest of the show going to be like?

0:05:01 > 0:05:03I can't wait! It's too exciting!

0:05:03 > 0:05:06Greens are in the lead, but Blues and Yellows aren't far behind.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17Welcome to my laboratory.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Now then, Dr Jamie,

0:05:19 > 0:05:23I was just thinking, if you guys had a dog,

0:05:23 > 0:05:25- do you know what it would be called? - What?

0:05:25 > 0:05:27Awkward PAWS!

0:05:27 > 0:05:28Awkward...

0:05:28 > 0:05:30CHURCH BELL TOLLS

0:05:33 > 0:05:35Sorry, a bit awkward that, wasn't it?

0:05:35 > 0:05:38Anyway, here we are. What do you think I've got in this flask here?

0:05:38 > 0:05:40Dry ice or liquid nitrogen.

0:05:40 > 0:05:44Oh, that's right. Liquid nitrogen. That's exactly what it is.

0:05:44 > 0:05:47What do we know about liquid nitrogen?

0:05:47 > 0:05:50- It's really, really cold. - It's really, really, really cold.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52- Do you know how cold it is?- No.

0:05:52 > 0:05:55Roughly round about minus 200 degrees.

0:05:55 > 0:05:58HE SHIVERS Boy, is that cold.

0:05:58 > 0:06:03Let's see what happens when I pour a little bit into the tray like this.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08Look at that. Oooh! It sort of evaporates.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11HE LAUGHS EVILY

0:06:11 > 0:06:14What I'm going to do is I'm going to pour some

0:06:14 > 0:06:16into that little bottle there.

0:06:16 > 0:06:17I'm going to put the lid on.

0:06:17 > 0:06:20I'm going to put it into that metal bin down there

0:06:20 > 0:06:24and then I'm going to cover that metal bin with some colourful balls

0:06:24 > 0:06:28and I want you to tell me what you think is going to happen.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30But I'm not just going to ask you,

0:06:30 > 0:06:33I'm going to give you four options from which to decide.

0:06:33 > 0:06:35Your options are...

0:06:40 > 0:06:41Popping in the balls fly popcorn.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00Something perhaps only you have thought of

0:07:00 > 0:07:03and not even the great Dr Brain.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05What about you? Have you got an answer? What do you think?

0:07:05 > 0:07:10Well, teams, your thinking time starts now.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12- HOOTER SOUNDS - It's B. It's definitely B.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16C was the loud noise with the rattle.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19So, what will happen?

0:07:19 > 0:07:22The metal cracking and I don't think that would happen to metal.

0:07:22 > 0:07:25THEY CONFER

0:07:25 > 0:07:28- Because it's going to put it in a bottle.- Do you have your answer?

0:07:28 > 0:07:29I think B's our best option.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31ALARM SOUNDS That's it.

0:07:31 > 0:07:34Your thinking time is up, folks. No more thinking, no more talking.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37Let's see your answers...now!

0:07:39 > 0:07:42B, C and a C.

0:07:42 > 0:07:45So, let's go for Greens first.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47We thought, like, cos it's really cold,

0:07:47 > 0:07:51when stuff gets cold, sometimes they break, so it might crumble.

0:07:51 > 0:07:52Oh, I see.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54Because the liquid nitrogen is so cold,

0:07:54 > 0:07:57- it might even freeze the plastic on the balls?- Yeah.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59And you think that's going to have an effect on the plastic

0:07:59 > 0:08:01- and make them crumble?- Yeah.- I see.

0:08:01 > 0:08:05I'm going to ask you Yellows first. Why have you gone for C?

0:08:05 > 0:08:10We think that the nitrogen will make the balls start shuffling

0:08:10 > 0:08:14because...when it touches it enough, it'll make a noise.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17I see. So it's going to make them sort of vibrate in some kind of way?

0:08:17 > 0:08:20- Yeah.- Let's see. Now, Blues, you've gone for the same answer.

0:08:20 > 0:08:24It was more possible I thought than the metal crumbling in on itself.

0:08:24 > 0:08:27I was going to go for D, but then we just decided on C in the end.

0:08:27 > 0:08:30Ah. What would your D have been?

0:08:30 > 0:08:32- Maybe the balls... - Spill out on the floor.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34Time to see what happens.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36HE LAUGHS EXCITEDLY

0:08:36 > 0:08:40Here we go then. I've asked the teams to maintain a safe distance.

0:08:40 > 0:08:41Safety first, folks.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44And whatever you do, please don't try this at home.

0:08:44 > 0:08:47Right, are you ready? Here we go.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50So, in it goes, the liquid nitrogen here.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52Here it comes. Oh, it's cold. It's very, very cold.

0:08:52 > 0:08:56Right, lid going on. I've got to be quick about this.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58There it goes. That's going in there.

0:08:59 > 0:09:00Picking up the balls.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06Geronimo!

0:09:10 > 0:09:11Pop!

0:09:15 > 0:09:18HE LAUGHS

0:09:18 > 0:09:22That's what you call an Ultimate Brain BOOM moment.

0:09:22 > 0:09:25I love science! HE LAUGHS

0:09:26 > 0:09:27Amazing!

0:09:27 > 0:09:30The very cold liquid nitrogen started to evaporate in the bottle,

0:09:30 > 0:09:33building up pressure inside it, until it burst,

0:09:33 > 0:09:36creating a mini explosion, not unlike when GP has had too much gas

0:09:36 > 0:09:37building up inside him,

0:09:37 > 0:09:40although this explosion was a lot less hazardous.

0:09:40 > 0:09:41HE TRUMPS

0:09:41 > 0:09:44So, teams, you can remove your ear defenders.

0:09:44 > 0:09:48SHOUTS: I said you can remove your ear defend...

0:09:48 > 0:09:51Ah, that's better, yes. And your goggles, you can take them all off.

0:09:52 > 0:09:53So, there we go, folks.

0:09:53 > 0:09:56You couldn't call that anti-climactic could you?

0:09:56 > 0:09:59If it had been D, explodes, do you think you might have gone for that?

0:09:59 > 0:10:03- Probably.- Possibly. Shame it wasn't on the list, ey?

0:10:03 > 0:10:06- Greens and Yellows, did you enjoy that?- Yes.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08So, you weren't quite right.

0:10:08 > 0:10:12Unlucky. Nobody gets any points, but we all had a blast.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14Ha! Oh...

0:10:14 > 0:10:16Oh, well, come on, let's clear up.

0:10:17 > 0:10:20Come on, everyone. One, two...

0:10:28 > 0:10:30I'm in a little bit of trouble.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33What happened was I phoned up my old mucker, David Attenborough,

0:10:33 > 0:10:36and he said, "Oh, I'm sorry, Dr Brain,

0:10:36 > 0:10:39"I'm currently in the middle of a very important interview.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42"What do you want?" I said, "Well, the thing is, I want to make a film

0:10:42 > 0:10:45"of my guinea pig flying, you see, and I just wondered

0:10:45 > 0:10:47"what's the best camera angles to use,

0:10:47 > 0:10:48"best lenses, all that kind of thing?"

0:10:48 > 0:10:52He said, "I'm sorry, Dr Brain. I'm going to have to stop you there.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54"Guinea pigs can't actually fly."

0:10:54 > 0:10:56I said, "I think you'll find they can."

0:10:56 > 0:10:59He said, "I think you'll find they can't." I said, "They can."

0:10:59 > 0:11:02He said, "They can't." I said, "They can." He said, "No, they can't."

0:11:02 > 0:11:04I said, "All right, I'll prove it to you.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06"I'll film him flying and I'll send it to you."

0:11:08 > 0:11:09What am I going to do?

0:11:09 > 0:11:12So, I've asked my contestants to come up with some plans

0:11:12 > 0:11:16some contraptions, some devices to help the guinea pig fly.

0:11:16 > 0:11:20I gave them two days and a massive budget of £50

0:11:20 > 0:11:22to come up with their plans.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25Teams must think of a way to help Guinea Pig take flight

0:11:25 > 0:11:28and leap as far as possible across the foam-filled pit.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31Their designs must consider the best way to propel GP through the air,

0:11:31 > 0:11:34and the team that manages to help GP fly the furthest

0:11:34 > 0:11:36will win ten Honour Points.

0:11:36 > 0:11:40It's my good friend Mr Guinea Pig!

0:11:40 > 0:11:43DR BRAIN LAUGHS

0:11:43 > 0:11:45Here he is.

0:11:46 > 0:11:47What's all that about, then?

0:11:47 > 0:11:50I'm preparing to take flight like a real bird. I'm in penguin mode.

0:11:52 > 0:11:56Guinea Pig, penguins can't fly.

0:11:56 > 0:11:58Oh.

0:11:58 > 0:12:01Safety warning - Guinea Pig is a trained stunt guinea pig.

0:12:04 > 0:12:06Do not try flying at home.

0:12:06 > 0:12:09Oh, you humans, you just don't get it, do you? You can't fly.

0:12:09 > 0:12:13You got no chance, don't even try it. Let's see the first plan.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16Oh, this is a bit awkward.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18I'm having to hold on to Guinea Pig

0:12:18 > 0:12:20cos I'm a bit worried about the Yellow plan, you see.

0:12:20 > 0:12:22Whoa!

0:12:22 > 0:12:25Talk us through the plan, Yellows. What's it called?

0:12:25 > 0:12:26- ALL:- The Glazing Glider.

0:12:27 > 0:12:29Snappy! What's the plan?

0:12:29 > 0:12:33The balloons are to make him lighter. They're filled with helium.

0:12:33 > 0:12:37And the springs are to make him bounce and launch.

0:12:37 > 0:12:39Ah, so they're going to spring him forward

0:12:39 > 0:12:42and these are going to help him float across.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44- Exactly.- A double-pronged attack.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47- How do you feel, GP? - I'm terrified, Dr Brain.

0:12:47 > 0:12:51Oh, don't be frightened. What can possibly go wrong?

0:12:51 > 0:12:54Astrorats are hoping to send GP up into the stratosphere

0:12:54 > 0:12:56with their Glazing Glider plan.

0:12:56 > 0:12:59They have attached balloons filled with lighter-than-air helium,

0:12:59 > 0:13:02which makes them - and they hope, GP - float upwards.

0:13:02 > 0:13:06For added height in his flight, he also has springs on his feet

0:13:06 > 0:13:07to lift and aid propulsion.

0:13:07 > 0:13:10Will we see the Yellows glide into first place,

0:13:10 > 0:13:12or will this plan leave them deflated?

0:13:12 > 0:13:14Three, two, one...

0:13:14 > 0:13:15Blast off! HORN SOUNDS

0:13:15 > 0:13:17Arghh!

0:13:19 > 0:13:23# Up, up and... Up, up and away in my... #

0:13:23 > 0:13:25MUSIC ENDS ABRUPTLY Look at that.

0:13:25 > 0:13:26- Do you think it went well?- Yeah.

0:13:26 > 0:13:28It was certainly very springy, wasn't it?

0:13:28 > 0:13:30What do you think you could have done better?

0:13:30 > 0:13:33- Maybe we put too much balloons on. - Too many balloons, do you think?

0:13:33 > 0:13:36Was it good enough? We'll soon find out, I guess.

0:13:36 > 0:13:40Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. It's the Green plan.

0:13:40 > 0:13:41So, what's it called?

0:13:41 > 0:13:45- ALL:- Super Skating Super Fairy.

0:13:45 > 0:13:48So, Guinea Pig has on some roller skates.

0:13:48 > 0:13:54It's so he can go down the platform with some speed and go across.

0:13:54 > 0:13:56- And what's he holding? - Some spring poles

0:13:56 > 0:13:58so he can push himself to go higher.

0:13:58 > 0:14:02- And what's he wearing? - A Superman outfit cos he flies,

0:14:02 > 0:14:07fairy wings cos fairies fly and a pilot hat cos pilots fly planes.

0:14:07 > 0:14:10Very good. So you're hoping to channel the energies

0:14:10 > 0:14:14of superheroes, fairies and pilots to give him more flight?

0:14:14 > 0:14:18The Pollyjuicers have come up with the Super-duper Skating Fairy plan.

0:14:18 > 0:14:20Launching GP down a ramp wearing roller skates,

0:14:20 > 0:14:23he'll have speed and momentum on his side

0:14:23 > 0:14:27as he also uses a pair of sprung sticks to propel him across the pit.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29Dressed as a Superman-cum-fairy-cum-pilot,

0:14:29 > 0:14:31how could he fail to take flight?

0:14:31 > 0:14:34I've never been more terrified in my life, Dr Brain.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36You'll be fine. Here we go.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39Three, two, one...blast-off!

0:14:39 > 0:14:41HORN SOUNDS Go on, Guinea Pig.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43Go on! Go on! Go on!

0:14:43 > 0:14:45- Yeah!- Look at that!

0:14:45 > 0:14:48MUSIC: Superman Theme

0:14:54 > 0:14:56Well done, Guinea Pig.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58He certainly flew, he certainly came off the ramp.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01- How do you think you did, Greens? - I think he did well.- Pretty well?

0:15:01 > 0:15:03But did you do well enough to win?

0:15:03 > 0:15:05So, this is the Blue plan.

0:15:05 > 0:15:07- What's it called? ALL:- Project Cyclops.

0:15:07 > 0:15:10- Subtitle...- ALL:- Chair. - What's going on? What have you got?

0:15:10 > 0:15:12The chair is the main feature.

0:15:12 > 0:15:15- Yes?- It will descend using the bungee ropes

0:15:15 > 0:15:17and then Guinea Pig must evacuate the chair.

0:15:17 > 0:15:20- So it's like a human slingshot. - I see.

0:15:20 > 0:15:22So, we're going to let go of this with him sitting on it.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25This is going to fly down here and, when it hits the bar,

0:15:25 > 0:15:27he's going to be thrown into the ball pit.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29And what's this for?

0:15:29 > 0:15:31- We had some money left, so... - Oh, I see.

0:15:31 > 0:15:33- So you bought a whoopee cushion? - Yeah.- I see.

0:15:33 > 0:15:37Well, I think we should place that under your bottom there, Guinea Pig.

0:15:37 > 0:15:39I'm glad you had all this money to spend on safety

0:15:39 > 0:15:42and you had some left over for your own humour.

0:15:43 > 0:15:47The Awkward Sugababes. Project Cyclops, Subtitle - Chair

0:15:47 > 0:15:49will see GP catapulted into the pit.

0:15:49 > 0:15:52The tension in the bungee ropes pulls the chair forward

0:15:52 > 0:15:56and gravitational potential is turned into extra speed.

0:15:56 > 0:15:59When the chair is stopped by a buffer, GP isn't.

0:16:01 > 0:16:04His speed will continue to throw him forward across the pit.

0:16:04 > 0:16:06This is why when standing on a bus that brakes suddenly,

0:16:06 > 0:16:08you still find that you move forward

0:16:08 > 0:16:10and why you must always wear a seatbelt in the car.

0:16:12 > 0:16:15Here we go. Three, two, one...

0:16:15 > 0:16:18lift off! HORN SOUNDS

0:16:18 > 0:16:21Go on, Guinea Pig. Oh, look at that!

0:16:21 > 0:16:24# I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth

0:16:24 > 0:16:25# I whip my hair back and forth

0:16:25 > 0:16:28# I whip my hair back and forth # I whip my hair back and forth

0:16:28 > 0:16:31# I whip my hair back and forth I whip my... #

0:16:31 > 0:16:33You seem pretty pleased with that.

0:16:33 > 0:16:35- Definitely. That was really good. - Do you think your plan worked?

0:16:35 > 0:16:37- Very much so, yes. - What was so good about it?

0:16:37 > 0:16:39Well, it got him pretty far

0:16:39 > 0:16:42and he timed it perfectly and jumped off just in time.

0:16:42 > 0:16:44In the last one, he was dressed like Superman.

0:16:44 > 0:16:46I think, in this one, he was actually Superman.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48And there was a whoopee cushion used. What's not to like?

0:16:48 > 0:16:51TRUMPS LOUDLY Brilliant. Nice one, Blues.

0:16:51 > 0:16:54That was pretty good. But will it be good enough?

0:16:54 > 0:16:56Dave, you know you said guinea pigs can't fly?

0:16:56 > 0:16:59"Yes." We've proved you wrong, mate.

0:16:59 > 0:17:01He can, and he did.

0:17:01 > 0:17:04Now then, Yellows.

0:17:04 > 0:17:07Your plan didn't quite go as well as you'd hoped, did it?

0:17:07 > 0:17:09- No.- What do you think went wrong with it?

0:17:09 > 0:17:12I think the springs didn't work. They were a bit weak, maybe.

0:17:12 > 0:17:13Not boingy enough.

0:17:13 > 0:17:15Unlucky, it didn't quite come off,

0:17:15 > 0:17:17so I'm afraid you don't get any points.

0:17:17 > 0:17:20Now, Greens and Blues,

0:17:20 > 0:17:25I can reveal that between you there was only 20cm.

0:17:25 > 0:17:28So, one of you is going to get ten points

0:17:28 > 0:17:31and the other team is going to get five points.

0:17:31 > 0:17:35And the team that's going to get ten points is...

0:17:35 > 0:17:37- the Blues!- Yes!

0:17:37 > 0:17:39Well done, you Blues.

0:17:39 > 0:17:43# I'm flying without wings. #

0:17:43 > 0:17:48So, Greens, even though you didn't win, you still get five points!

0:17:48 > 0:17:53Well done! The Blues flying high after that round with 12 points.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04IN FRENCH ACCENT: Ah, hello. Welcome to Dr Brain's painting class.

0:18:04 > 0:18:08You know, we scientists love fascinating discoveries,

0:18:08 > 0:18:10and back in the late '40s and early '50s,

0:18:10 > 0:18:12there was a man called Jackson Pollock

0:18:12 > 0:18:16who made a fascinating discovery that instead of painting paintings,

0:18:16 > 0:18:18if you just threw paint at a canvas,

0:18:18 > 0:18:20everybody called you a genius and gave you 50 million quid.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22CASH REGISTER RINGS

0:18:22 > 0:18:24So, we're going to try something like that ourselves.

0:18:24 > 0:18:25Now then, teams.

0:18:25 > 0:18:28RESUMES FRENCH ACCENT: You've got your artistic berets on,

0:18:28 > 0:18:31you have an apron and you have some paint.

0:18:31 > 0:18:33And what you are going to do is you are going to squeeze

0:18:33 > 0:18:36the paint bottle, Jackson Pollock-style.

0:18:36 > 0:18:38RESUMES NORMAL VOICE: When you hear the signal,

0:18:38 > 0:18:39which is the Guinea Pig squeal,

0:18:39 > 0:18:44and the one who's paint hits the screen first will be the winner.

0:18:44 > 0:18:46OK, are you ready, teams?

0:18:46 > 0:18:49- Yes!- Stand by.

0:18:54 > 0:18:55GUINEA PIG SQUEALS

0:18:55 > 0:18:58DR BRAIN LAUGHS

0:18:58 > 0:19:00Tres artistique.

0:19:00 > 0:19:01But who was the fastest?

0:19:01 > 0:19:04Let's have a look at the replay.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09C'est magnifique.

0:19:09 > 0:19:10It's a masterpiece.

0:19:10 > 0:19:12It belongs in a gallery or a museum,

0:19:12 > 0:19:15or actually, it'd look really nice hanging up in my downstairs toilet.

0:19:16 > 0:19:17It's too close to call.

0:19:17 > 0:19:23We're going to have to have a look in slow mooo-tion.

0:19:25 > 0:19:27Ah, they are all budding artists,

0:19:27 > 0:19:30but it seems Blue is top of the class.

0:19:30 > 0:19:33The fastest paint to hit the easel was that of the Blues.

0:19:40 > 0:19:43Well done, you Blues. Very, very pleased there.

0:19:43 > 0:19:44He's pretty happy about that

0:19:44 > 0:19:47and I look forward to seeing this particular painting

0:19:47 > 0:19:50on Antiques Roadshow in about 50 years.

0:19:50 > 0:19:51It's time for the next round.

0:19:51 > 0:19:54The round of inspiration.

0:19:54 > 0:19:55The Blues remain ahead of the pack,

0:19:55 > 0:19:58but there's still time to catch them.

0:20:04 > 0:20:07So, GP, what do you know about bottles?

0:20:07 > 0:20:09I love fizzy cola bottle sweeties.

0:20:09 > 0:20:12Oh, no, no, no, GP. You're supposed to give them up, remember?

0:20:12 > 0:20:15You know what it's like when you have sugar.

0:20:21 > 0:20:23Everything in moderation, GP.

0:20:23 > 0:20:26But have a look at this. See these bottles?

0:20:26 > 0:20:28Some of them are empty-ish and some of them are fuller.

0:20:28 > 0:20:30It depends on your outlook on life.

0:20:30 > 0:20:33Now, do you know what happens if you tap one of these?

0:20:33 > 0:20:35It makes a little sound like this. GLASS PINGS

0:20:35 > 0:20:37The higher the level, the lower the note.

0:20:37 > 0:20:40See, that one's higher cos it's got less water in it.

0:20:40 > 0:20:42HE HUMS A JAZZ TUNE

0:20:42 > 0:20:44Jazz and science, what a combination.

0:20:45 > 0:20:47So, what our teams have got to do,

0:20:47 > 0:20:50they have got to rearrange the bottles into the right order

0:20:50 > 0:20:53so that, when tapped down the line from my left to my right,

0:20:53 > 0:20:55will play a famous tune.

0:20:55 > 0:20:57MUSIC: Ten Green Bottles

0:21:00 > 0:21:02Think you could do that, GP?

0:21:02 > 0:21:05- I could totally play a famous tune. - Come on then, let's hear it.

0:21:06 > 0:21:09TAPS BOTTLE MONOTONOUSLY Oh, sounds like Sam Smith.

0:21:09 > 0:21:10MUSIC: Money On My Mind by Sam Smith

0:21:10 > 0:21:13Let's hope our teams are a little bit more inspired, eh?

0:21:13 > 0:21:14# Money on my mind. #

0:21:14 > 0:21:16This is the tune you're trying to get.

0:21:16 > 0:21:20MUSIC: Ten Green Bottles

0:21:20 > 0:21:23Your time starts now. HORN SOUNDS

0:21:23 > 0:21:24Greens are straight into the science.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26It will be lower, so it will be small.

0:21:29 > 0:21:30Testing testing.

0:21:32 > 0:21:34Let's take them out.

0:21:34 > 0:21:36Oh, there you go. There's your starter.

0:21:38 > 0:21:39- Which...? Which...?- Wait...

0:21:39 > 0:21:42What's going on here?

0:21:42 > 0:21:44It starts with that one.

0:21:44 > 0:21:45All change.

0:21:45 > 0:21:48No, two of those notes, so that one will be second.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55You can't play it all on the same bottle.

0:21:55 > 0:21:57- Less water is the higher sound. - OK, yeah.

0:21:59 > 0:22:00Blues finally twigging it.

0:22:00 > 0:22:03I think those front two are OK.

0:22:04 > 0:22:08- Do we swap these?- No, no, that's right.- It should be...

0:22:09 > 0:22:11Oh, nearly.

0:22:14 > 0:22:16No.

0:22:16 > 0:22:17Or not.

0:22:17 > 0:22:18# Ten green...green... #

0:22:19 > 0:22:22No points for singing, I'm afraid, Jamie.

0:22:23 > 0:22:24Or spilling.

0:22:24 > 0:22:27- Those two, swap over. - Not long left, Greens.

0:22:29 > 0:22:32JAMIE WHISTLES Oh, now whistling. So awkward.

0:22:32 > 0:22:34Just freestyle.

0:22:34 > 0:22:35Just put it in any order.

0:22:38 > 0:22:39Final testing.

0:22:41 > 0:22:43END OF ROUND SIREN That's it, time up.

0:22:43 > 0:22:45That's your time up. Leave the bottles there.

0:22:45 > 0:22:46I think we got it right.

0:22:46 > 0:22:49IMITATES JOOLS HOLLAND: And so, ladies and gentlemen,

0:22:49 > 0:22:51please welcome, fresh back from their tour of Australia,

0:22:51 > 0:22:55Darth Pickle and The Cucumbers, otherwise known as the Yellows.

0:22:55 > 0:22:56Let's hear your tune, please.

0:23:01 > 0:23:04Oh, an interesting take. How do you think you've done?

0:23:04 > 0:23:06- All right. OK. - I think we got half of them.

0:23:06 > 0:23:08Yeah, we got the first part right.

0:23:08 > 0:23:12Welcome to BBC Radio Three and our Proms concert.

0:23:12 > 0:23:16Tonight, we'll be hearing from Le Bleu Symphonique

0:23:16 > 0:23:20and their new wonderful piece D With Diva.

0:23:20 > 0:23:24You have to hit them in order, please. Take it away, please.

0:23:26 > 0:23:28# Der-er...standing on a wall. #

0:23:31 > 0:23:33What a wonderful, wonderful tune.

0:23:33 > 0:23:36- I think we got it right. - No, we didn't.

0:23:36 > 0:23:40Let's hear Ten Green Bottles played on nine green bottles

0:23:40 > 0:23:42by the Greens. Ladies and gentlemen, the Greens.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44SHE PLAYS CLOSE APPROXIMATION

0:23:46 > 0:23:48Ah!

0:23:48 > 0:23:53So, the team who got it right and get ten points is...

0:23:53 > 0:23:56- the Greens!- Yeah!

0:23:57 > 0:23:59Scientific, artistic and musical.

0:23:59 > 0:24:01They've got the whole package, this lot.

0:24:01 > 0:24:04But one team failed rather miserably.

0:24:04 > 0:24:06- Which...- Wait, what are you doing?

0:24:08 > 0:24:09HE WHISTLES TUNE

0:24:09 > 0:24:12Just freestyle. # Ten green...green... #

0:24:15 > 0:24:18# But if one green bottle should accidently fall. #

0:24:20 > 0:24:23Now, what you would have noticed was the more water in the bottle,

0:24:23 > 0:24:27the heavier it is, and therefore it vibrates more slowly

0:24:27 > 0:24:29and makes a lower noise.

0:24:29 > 0:24:30It's the opposite if you blow in

0:24:30 > 0:24:32cos the more the air, the deeper the noise.

0:24:32 > 0:24:35Now then, it's time for the final round.

0:24:39 > 0:24:41Wow! What a show we've had so far.

0:24:41 > 0:24:45Teams have shown their talents in art, they've shown them in music,

0:24:45 > 0:24:48creativity, but how is their knowledge?

0:24:48 > 0:24:51Let's find out. It's time for the quick-fire round.

0:24:51 > 0:24:54- Hands on your brains, teams. Are you ready?- Yeah!

0:24:54 > 0:24:58Let's do this. Tibia, fibula, and metatarsal are all types of what?

0:24:58 > 0:24:59Pollyjuicers!

0:24:59 > 0:25:01- Bones.- Is right.

0:25:01 > 0:25:04True or false? Arteries carry blood to the heart.

0:25:04 > 0:25:05Astrorats!

0:25:05 > 0:25:08- False.- False. That's right. They carry it away.

0:25:08 > 0:25:11Which sticky substance builds up if you don't brush your teeth?

0:25:11 > 0:25:13Astrorats!

0:25:13 > 0:25:14- Plaque.- Is the right answer.

0:25:14 > 0:25:17What fruit fell on Sir Isaac Newton's head?

0:25:17 > 0:25:18Pollyjuicers!

0:25:18 > 0:25:19- Apple.- Yes, that's right.

0:25:19 > 0:25:23Actually, it helped him to develop the theory of gravity.

0:25:23 > 0:25:26What are the attractive colourful leaves of a flower called?

0:25:26 > 0:25:27The Awkward Sugababes.

0:25:27 > 0:25:29- Petals.- Yes. Aren't they lovely?

0:25:29 > 0:25:32What are the feelers on an insect's head called?

0:25:32 > 0:25:33Pollyjuicers!

0:25:33 > 0:25:35- Antennae.- Well done.

0:25:35 > 0:25:37Which part of a cell contains genetic information?

0:25:37 > 0:25:39- Astrorats!- Brain cells.

0:25:39 > 0:25:41Not right. It's the nucleus.

0:25:41 > 0:25:43What do fish breathe through?

0:25:43 > 0:25:45Astrorats!

0:25:45 > 0:25:47Their cheeks. Their skin.

0:25:47 > 0:25:49It's the gills.

0:25:49 > 0:25:52When was the last time Guinea Pig washed his feet?

0:25:52 > 0:25:53Pollyjuicers!

0:25:53 > 0:25:55- Never.- It's not bad.

0:25:55 > 0:25:57It was a week last Wednesday.

0:25:57 > 0:25:59True or false? Jupiter has a ring.

0:25:59 > 0:26:00Pollyjuicers!

0:26:00 > 0:26:02- True.- True, yes.

0:26:02 > 0:26:04Actually, it's got quite a few.

0:26:04 > 0:26:07Which mirrored devices beginning with P are used in submarines?

0:26:07 > 0:26:09The Awkward Sugababes!

0:26:09 > 0:26:11- Periscopes.- Is right.

0:26:11 > 0:26:13Which is bigger - a violin or a viola?

0:26:13 > 0:26:15- Astrorats!- The viola. - END OF ROUND SIREN

0:26:15 > 0:26:17Is right. That's the end of the show.

0:26:17 > 0:26:21It's time to find out who has won the ultimate honour.

0:26:21 > 0:26:27So, in third place with eight points it is...

0:26:27 > 0:26:28the Yellows!

0:26:28 > 0:26:30- Yeah!- Well done there, Yellows.

0:26:30 > 0:26:35In second place, with only one point less than our winners, it is...

0:26:35 > 0:26:36the Blues!

0:26:36 > 0:26:40Which means our winners are the Greens!

0:26:40 > 0:26:42THEY CHEER

0:26:42 > 0:26:45Haven't they done wonderfully? Haven't they done brilliantly?

0:26:45 > 0:26:48With 27 points there, Greens.

0:26:48 > 0:26:50Look how happy they are.

0:26:50 > 0:26:51You're happy, aren't you, Guinea Pig?

0:26:51 > 0:26:52I'm over the moon.

0:26:53 > 0:26:56I hope you're happy. Did you get the questions right?

0:26:56 > 0:27:01See you next time for more Ultimate Brain.

0:27:19 > 0:27:22What a great show, Dr Brain. It flew by.

0:27:22 > 0:27:25Oh, that reminds me, my joke.

0:27:25 > 0:27:28What's the hardest thing about learning to fly?

0:27:29 > 0:27:30The ground.

0:27:31 > 0:27:34- Do you get it?- But you don't fly on the ground.

0:27:34 > 0:27:36- The ground is on the floor. - Ground's hard, isn't it?

0:27:36 > 0:27:39You see... Oh, don't try and work it out.