0:00:02 > 0:00:04# Oh, Waffle Oh, Waffle
0:00:04 > 0:00:08# Leaping around like a...frog
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# I just want to say one thing
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# You're such a clever dog
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# So many nights we're awake
0:00:17 > 0:00:18# When you're woofing WOOF!
0:00:18 > 0:00:21# We still love you Everybody!
0:00:21 > 0:00:25# Waffle doggie
0:00:25 > 0:00:28# Waffle doggie
0:00:28 > 0:00:31# Waffle doggie
0:00:31 > 0:00:37# You're such a clever dog Such a clever dog, you are
0:00:37 > 0:00:39# Oh, oh, oh, oh
0:00:39 > 0:00:42# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. #
0:00:48 > 0:00:51All summer, whatever Waffle was doing,
0:00:51 > 0:00:53he kept an eye out for George the cat.
0:00:53 > 0:00:57- George play. - MEOW
0:00:57 > 0:00:59- Gorgeous Georgie. - WOOF!
0:00:59 > 0:01:01Oh, that dog.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Oh, Waffle.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06If Mrs Hobbs knew how better behaved you've been lately,
0:01:06 > 0:01:09I'm sure she'd let you be George's friend.
0:01:09 > 0:01:13Yeah. We should take Waffle round to Mrs Hobbs' house
0:01:13 > 0:01:16so she can see for herself what a good dog he is.
0:01:16 > 0:01:20- See George, see Hobb-bobs. - That's a great idea!
0:01:20 > 0:01:21- WOOF! - George, George!
0:01:21 > 0:01:25Waffle, you're going to have to be on your best behaviour
0:01:25 > 0:01:27- if we go next door now.- OK.
0:01:27 > 0:01:31You'll have to promise not to speak in front of Mrs Hobbs.
0:01:31 > 0:01:35Mrs Hobbs is not going to like a talking wonder dog.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Oh.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41- You can speak to say you promise, Waffle.- Promise.- Good boy.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Right, let's go.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Oh, in fact, I've got an invention.
0:01:45 > 0:01:49It will help us win over George and Mrs Hobbs.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52You, Waffle, will be in Mrs Hobbs' good books
0:01:52 > 0:01:54by the time Evie gets home.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Evie's going to be so proud of you.
0:01:57 > 0:01:58WAFFLE LAUGHS
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Yes? Hello? Who is it?
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Hi, Mrs Hobbs. It's the Brooklyn-Bells.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Your neighbours.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Waffle's owners.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14- What's that dog done now? - Oh, nothing...
0:02:14 > 0:02:18- ..I don't think. We just wanted to say hello.- Hey.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20- DING! - My oven.
0:02:20 > 0:02:24I have to see to my biscuits, Jess. Come in, I suppose.
0:02:24 > 0:02:28But, all of you, wipe your feet ten times on the mat first.
0:02:28 > 0:02:36ALL: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
0:02:36 > 0:02:40- And you, Waffle.- OK. - Shh, Mrs Hobbs hasn't seen you yet.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Three, four...
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Oh, go on, it doesn't matter.
0:02:46 > 0:02:50- These are my own special recipe. - Ooh, can I have one, please?
0:02:50 > 0:02:53No, Mr Brooklyn-Bell, they're cat biscuits -
0:02:53 > 0:02:56mashed pumpkin and kelp flavour for my George.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58- Oh, here he comes. - MEOW
0:02:58 > 0:03:03My gorgie Georgie. There you are, darling.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06WOOF! WOOF!
0:03:06 > 0:03:10It's that dog! What's he doing in here?
0:03:10 > 0:03:14We brought Waffle round so you and George can get to know him better.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17Once you do get to know him, you will like him.
0:03:17 > 0:03:21- Just give him a chance. - He already likes you.
0:03:21 > 0:03:25The only way I'd like that dog is if he turned into a cat.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27WAFFLE MEOWS
0:03:27 > 0:03:29SIMON LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Meow, yummy cat biscuits. Meow.
0:03:35 > 0:03:39Waffle, you promised, no talking.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42- And no meowing either.- Go on, then.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Have this biscuit. Just stay quiet.
0:03:45 > 0:03:49Time for pussycat treaty-eaty-pops.
0:03:52 > 0:03:57No, dog, do not eat those biscuits on the floor. They're for Georgie.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00Come here, Waffle.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Sit. Sit.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05And paw.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08He's like a different dog.
0:04:08 > 0:04:12Hang on, he's not a different dog, is he?
0:04:12 > 0:04:14No, Mrs Hobbs.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17He's our Waffle the Wonder Dog.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20And since Waffle is a dog who likes cats,
0:04:20 > 0:04:24I've invented something so that George will like Waffle in return.
0:04:24 > 0:04:28This is Woof-cat, my cat-friendly dog invention.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31It's designed so that cats can get used to dogs.
0:04:31 > 0:04:35- Why don't you show George? - I'm not sure that's a good idea.
0:04:35 > 0:04:39Look, George, it plays a nice calming lullaby when you press...
0:04:39 > 0:04:41LOUD MUSIC PLAYS Argh!
0:04:41 > 0:04:44- WOOF! WOOF! - Oh, it's no good.
0:04:44 > 0:04:48My poor George is a nervous wreck with all things doggy.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51Sorry, George. I just need to adjust the volume.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54It's all here in my dog log.
0:04:54 > 0:04:58This week alone, Waffle chased George eight times.
0:04:58 > 0:05:02That's cos Waffle wants to be friends with George.
0:05:02 > 0:05:03Then there are my slippers.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07He chewed four pairs in the past week.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10He can't control himself!
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Look.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15See how he ravages them.
0:05:20 > 0:05:21Amazing.
0:05:22 > 0:05:26He really is controlling himself. How did you do it?
0:05:26 > 0:05:31- You really have taught Waffle how to behave.- Oh...- It was...
0:05:31 > 0:05:36Where are my manners? Come and have a slice of cake.
0:05:36 > 0:05:42Sit in the other room and you can tell me all about training Waffle.
0:05:42 > 0:05:46Good boy, Waffle. I knew you could do it. Come on, boy.
0:05:46 > 0:05:50But Waffle didn't follow us. He wanted to find George.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53Wow. George?
0:05:53 > 0:05:55George, where are you, George?
0:05:55 > 0:05:56- George! - MEOW!
0:05:56 > 0:05:59- Oh, hi, George. - MEOW
0:05:59 > 0:06:02- GRUMBLING - Noisy tummy?
0:06:02 > 0:06:05MEOW
0:06:05 > 0:06:09- Oh, poor George. - GRUMBLING
0:06:09 > 0:06:15My tummy is noisy too. Bad biscuits.
0:06:15 > 0:06:20- I'm so pleased you've finally got Waffle under control.- Thanks.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Look at him there on Douglas' knee.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28- WHISPERS:- Where is Waffle? - I don't know.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33- WHISPERS:- Simon. Simon, where's Waffle?
0:06:33 > 0:06:36- WHISPERS:- This is fantastic.
0:06:37 > 0:06:41I used to like dogs, you know, a long time ago,
0:06:41 > 0:06:44but I went off them.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46- More cake?- Oh, yes, please.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Thank you.
0:06:52 > 0:06:56- Oh, um...- Look at him still sitting there good as gold.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58MUSIC PLAYS
0:06:58 > 0:07:04- That's not Waffle!- No. No, it's not. - Where is Waffle?- We don't know.
0:07:04 > 0:07:08He's probably just having a look around upstairs.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11Georgie! Georgie, Mummy's coming! I'm coming!
0:07:11 > 0:07:16- Waffle!- Waffle, no. - Georgie, I'm here.
0:07:16 > 0:07:20WOOF! Wow, this is an amazing George room.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Yes, it is, but look at my gorgie Georgie.
0:07:23 > 0:07:27- What has that dog been doing to you? - MEOW
0:07:27 > 0:07:31- PFFT - Ugh. Was that the dog?
0:07:31 > 0:07:33WAFFLE WHINES
0:07:33 > 0:07:36I think he's a bit poorly, aren't you, Waffle?
0:07:36 > 0:07:39- MEOW - And so is George.
0:07:39 > 0:07:44- Would you like me to take a look at him?- Oh, of course, Jess.
0:07:44 > 0:07:45Oh.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Come on, then, George. Let's have a look.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53- What is it, Georgie? - GRUMBLING
0:07:53 > 0:07:57- If only you could talk. - I can talk, Hobb-bobs.
0:07:57 > 0:08:01- Noisy tummies, biscuits.- What?
0:08:01 > 0:08:07- Your bad biscuits. - That dog can talk!- Yeah. Hello.
0:08:07 > 0:08:14That dog is a freak of nature. Out! Out, all you Brooklyn-Bells.
0:08:14 > 0:08:19Take that dog away from me, away from us!
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Sorry. Sorry again, Mrs Hobbs. Sorry!
0:08:21 > 0:08:24# Da-doo, da-doo And you found us. #
0:08:24 > 0:08:27So how do we think that went, then?
0:08:27 > 0:08:29- Hmm.- Hmm. PFFT
0:08:29 > 0:08:32- Yes, Waffle, I couldn't agree more. - GRUMBLING
0:08:32 > 0:08:35You really aren't well, are you, Waffle?
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Actually, I think that was me.
0:08:38 > 0:08:43Oh! There was definitely something wrong with those cat biscuits.
0:08:43 > 0:08:47And those cakes! I need to lie down.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50- Oh, me too.- Oh! - WAFFLE WHINES
0:08:50 > 0:08:53- DOORBELL RINGS - I'm home!
0:08:53 > 0:08:56- Oh, Doug, could you let Evie in, please?- OK.
0:08:57 > 0:09:01- Hey!- Thanks!- Bye!
0:09:03 > 0:09:07- So what did I miss?- Well... WAFFLE WHINES
0:09:07 > 0:09:10- Waffle, is that you? - WOOF!
0:09:13 > 0:09:15WAFFLE WHINES
0:09:15 > 0:09:21Good boy. You're going to be OK. Good boy.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Oh, I feel ill.
0:09:25 > 0:09:29The best way to take your mind off how rubbish you feel is
0:09:29 > 0:09:33- to think about something else. - That's right.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36So I've invented the Take-your-mind-off-it-atron.
0:09:36 > 0:09:40Whenever you moan... SIMON MOANS
0:09:40 > 0:09:44..like now, you can take your mind off it
0:09:44 > 0:09:47by pressing the Take-your-mind-off-it-atron.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49MUSIC PLAYS
0:09:49 > 0:09:53What is 15 + 72 - 49
0:09:53 > 0:09:55multiplied by 31?
0:09:56 > 0:10:01I think I can do that one! Right, where's a pen and paper?
0:10:01 > 0:10:04And for you, Waffle, the George-a-nometer,
0:10:04 > 0:10:08so you can play with George without going next door.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10- MEOW - It's me, George.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12- MEOW - Play with me, Waffle.
0:10:12 > 0:10:16- MEOW - Oh, I love it, Doug. I love it.
0:10:16 > 0:10:21So Waffle was feeling a little bit better, but it wouldn't last long.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24He was going to get into a whole lot more trouble
0:10:24 > 0:10:27with Mrs Hobbs, as you will see.
0:10:27 > 0:10:311,178.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33- That's the answer. - MUSIC PLAYS
0:10:33 > 0:10:36THEY LAUGH
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Good boy, Waffle.
0:10:39 > 0:10:43- # Everybody! - Waffle doggie
0:10:43 > 0:10:46# Waffle doggie
0:10:46 > 0:10:50# Waffle doggie
0:10:50 > 0:10:52# You're such a clever dog
0:10:52 > 0:10:55# Such a clever dog You are
0:10:55 > 0:10:59# Oh, oh, oh, oh. #