0:00:02 > 0:00:03# Oh, Waffle
0:00:03 > 0:00:08# Oh, Waffle, leaping around like a...frog
0:00:08 > 0:00:10# I just want to say one thing
0:00:10 > 0:00:15# You're such a clever dog
0:00:15 > 0:00:19# So many nights we're awake when you're woofing
0:00:19 > 0:00:21# But we still love you Everybody!
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Waffle doggie
0:00:24 > 0:00:28# Waffle doggie
0:00:28 > 0:00:31# Waffle doggie
0:00:31 > 0:00:34# He's such a clever dog
0:00:34 > 0:00:37# He's such a clever dog you love
0:00:37 > 0:00:39# Oh-oh-oh-oh
0:00:39 > 0:00:42# Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! #
0:00:45 > 0:00:50Waffle kept us all awake woofing in the kitchen at night.
0:00:50 > 0:00:54And Simon was always tired the next day.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56My dad keeps falling asleep.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Waffle, wake him up.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02DAD SNORES
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Morning!
0:01:06 > 0:01:09- Jess?- WAFFLE:- Morning.
0:01:09 > 0:01:10Huh!
0:01:10 > 0:01:13- Did you just hear Waffle speak? - No, I did not.
0:01:13 > 0:01:18Waffle's very good at lots of things like keeping me awake all night.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21But he cannot talk, he's a dog.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Come on, up you get.
0:01:23 > 0:01:27Jess was clear before she went to work you're not allowed
0:01:27 > 0:01:30in the ball pit until you're fully toilet trained.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33Which means no leaving puddles around the house -
0:01:33 > 0:01:35it is not hygienic, doggie.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38You sit and stay there while they play in case you do a wee.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40- DOORBELL RINGS - Ali's here!
0:01:40 > 0:01:43- And Aniya.- Surprise!
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Yep, they're here. Hey! Hello, everyone.
0:01:46 > 0:01:50Come in, you two. How are you doing? Hey, AJ.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53- Thanks for bringing them over. - No problem, Simon.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55- See you later, Ali.- Bye. - See you later.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58- Is that Doug? - Yeah. He's my stepbrother.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00And this is Waffle.
0:02:00 > 0:02:04- Aw, I love Waffle!- Me too.
0:02:04 > 0:02:08- And Waffle can really talk, can he? - No, of course not!
0:02:08 > 0:02:11He can. You just haven't heard him yet.
0:02:11 > 0:02:17Right. So, you guys have fun with the...talking dog.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Bye, AJ. See you around lunchtime. Bye, girls.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23- Right, you two, ball pit time!- Yeah!
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Yeah! But not for you, Waffle.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28WAFFLE WHIMPERS
0:02:28 > 0:02:30CHILDREN SCREAM EXCITEDLY
0:02:30 > 0:02:33Who is ready for some more balls?
0:02:36 > 0:02:38- WAFFLES WOOFS - Stop!
0:02:38 > 0:02:43- Time out. I think Waffle is weeing. - Ew!
0:02:43 > 0:02:44Aha!
0:02:44 > 0:02:49The amazing soapy home-made puddle blaster is at the ready.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Oh.
0:02:51 > 0:02:55Oh, well done, Waffle, all dry.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58You must need a wee-wee soon, though. Come on.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01Let's go try for a proper garden wee.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06- Poor Waffle. He's missing out on all the fun.- Yeah.
0:03:06 > 0:03:10I know, why don't we make him a ball pit over there?
0:03:11 > 0:03:12Come on.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28A perfect puppy ball pit.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31Oh, wow, girls, what a great idea!
0:03:31 > 0:03:36How about your own ball pit, Waffle? Go on, go play.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Good boy!
0:03:40 > 0:03:45- Come back here, Evie and Aniya! - GIRLS:- OK!- Coming.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47We left Waffle alone... CAT MEOWS
0:03:47 > 0:03:50..so we didn't see what happened next.
0:03:55 > 0:03:56HE SNIFFS
0:03:56 > 0:03:59- CAT MEOWS WAFFLE:- Hmm?
0:03:59 > 0:04:01CAT MEOWS
0:04:11 > 0:04:13HE WHIMPERS
0:04:24 > 0:04:27CAT MEOWS
0:04:28 > 0:04:32Gorgie Georgie, Are you ringing that bell because
0:04:32 > 0:04:35you want a little drinkie-winkie with Mummy?
0:04:40 > 0:04:42There you go, Georgie!
0:04:56 > 0:04:59GEORGIE MEOWS
0:04:59 > 0:05:02What is it, Georgie? Have you seen a mouse?
0:05:13 > 0:05:15EVIE: Waffle, where are you?
0:05:17 > 0:05:21- Where's Waffle?- Where are you now, Waffle?- Waffle!
0:05:21 > 0:05:23- Waffle!- Waffle!
0:05:23 > 0:05:28Oh, Dad, you left the back door open.
0:05:28 > 0:05:32- He must be outside.- Waffle!
0:05:32 > 0:05:35- Waffle!- Waffle!
0:05:35 > 0:05:39- Where are you, Waffle?- Waffle. - Where are you?
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Where are you, boy? Come on.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44WAFFLE WOOFS
0:05:44 > 0:05:47- There he is!- There you are.- Waffle!
0:05:47 > 0:05:50- No, Waffle.- Come back here! Come back!
0:05:50 > 0:05:54- Come here.- Come here.- Come on.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57He just wants to play, doesn't he?
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Waffle!
0:06:01 > 0:06:03THEY LAUGH
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Waffle, come on. Come on.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Come on, boy. Here. Where are you hiding?
0:06:14 > 0:06:19Oh, good boy. No more hiding, Waffle, please.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Where were you?
0:06:21 > 0:06:25Wait! You're outside, Waffle, where dogs do their wees.
0:06:25 > 0:06:29Come on, champ. Come on, do a wee for me.
0:06:29 > 0:06:30There you go, champ.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Now...
0:06:32 > 0:06:34WAFFLE SNIFFS
0:06:34 > 0:06:38I don't think he wants to do a wee. WAFFLE BARKS
0:06:38 > 0:06:40I think he'll tell us when he wants to go.
0:06:40 > 0:06:44Can we go inside and play ultimate ball pit dive ball?
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Of course, Ali. Come on, everyone.
0:06:46 > 0:06:51Hands washed, we'll get a drink, then we'll play Ali's ball pit game!
0:06:52 > 0:06:54We throw peg baby into the ball pit
0:06:54 > 0:06:57and then we take it in turns to try and find him.
0:06:57 > 0:07:01- Got it?- Great game, Ali. Play! Good luck.
0:07:02 > 0:07:06OK, here we go.
0:07:06 > 0:07:10- Right, who's first?- Me!- OK.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13Go, go, go, go, go!
0:07:13 > 0:07:16- He's over there! - Can he get it, can he get it?
0:07:16 > 0:07:19- Well done, Ali! - That's not my peg baby.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22That looks like Mrs Hobb's slipper.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25How on earth did that get in there?
0:07:25 > 0:07:27- Waffle...- Waffle.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30WAFFLE WHIMPERS
0:07:30 > 0:07:34Do you know anything about this slipper, Waffle?
0:07:35 > 0:07:39- DOORBELL RINGS - Oh, no, is it Mrs Hobbs?
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Er, Simon?
0:07:55 > 0:07:57It's me, AJ, Aniya's mum.
0:08:00 > 0:08:01I can see you, Simon.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04- HE CHUCKLES - Hi!
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Hi. Hi.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12I was just playing a game with the kids.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14- Game for kids. - SIMON CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Kids.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18- Oh, hi, Mum.- Hiya.
0:08:18 > 0:08:24- Hi, Dad. I'm just going to get my helmet.- Kids' game for kids.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27- Bye.- Anyway, time to go.
0:08:28 > 0:08:32- That's it, come on, Ali. - See you some other time.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35- Bye.- See you. Bye.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43- Question - where's Waffle gone? - Um...
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Over there by the back door! WAFFLE WHIMPERS
0:08:46 > 0:08:50- I think he wants to go outside! - He is going to wee!
0:08:50 > 0:08:52# Such a clever dog... #
0:08:52 > 0:08:55Yay, finally a garden wee!
0:08:55 > 0:08:59WAFFLES WOOFS
0:09:01 > 0:09:05Good weeing, Waffle. Good boy! Good boy.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08DOUG LAUGHS
0:09:08 > 0:09:09Ssh!
0:09:09 > 0:09:13- WHISPERS:- I've no idea how this ended up in our house.- Me neither.
0:09:13 > 0:09:17Let's slip it quietly through Mrs Hobb's letterbox
0:09:17 > 0:09:18and hope she never notices.
0:09:23 > 0:09:24WAFFLE WOOFS
0:09:24 > 0:09:28- MRS HOBBS:- Was that a woofing noise I heard?
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Quick! Ssh!
0:09:30 > 0:09:33THEY LAUGH QUIETLY
0:09:35 > 0:09:37It's not fair!
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Do I have to go to bed at the same time as Evie?
0:09:40 > 0:09:44Yes, just until your room is ready to sleep in, Doug. I'm sorry.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47It's not fair. Why can't Waffle sleep upstairs with us?
0:09:47 > 0:09:51Evie, we've decided Waffle can actually sleep upstairs
0:09:51 > 0:09:54on the landing out here while he's staying with us.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56If he keeps us awake with his woofing,
0:09:56 > 0:09:58he'll be back downstairs again.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01- You can sleep with my peg... - That's nice, Evie.
0:10:01 > 0:10:05I'll set my alarm for his middle-of-the-night wee.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Clever garden-wee doggie.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09- Goodnight, Evie.- Night-night.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14- Goodnight, Doug.- Night, Dad.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19- Night, Waffle.- Night-night, Waffle.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22- Night, Waffle.- WAFFLE:- Night-night.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Simon, did you hear that?
0:10:26 > 0:10:30You've not convinced me that a dog can talk. Sweet dreams!
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Sweet dreams, Waffle.
0:10:38 > 0:10:43# Everybody! Waffle doggie
0:10:43 > 0:10:46# Waffle doggie
0:10:46 > 0:10:50# Waffle doggie
0:10:50 > 0:10:52# He's such a clever dog
0:10:52 > 0:10:55# You're such a clever dog, you are
0:10:55 > 0:10:58# Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. #