0:00:00 > 0:00:02DOLPHINS CHEER
0:00:02 > 0:00:06Is this CBBC? Are you filming me? Hey, guys! Look!
0:00:06 > 0:00:09We're on telly! All right, mum?
0:00:09 > 0:00:11Hey-hey! Do you want my autograph?
0:00:11 > 0:00:13Ha-ha-ha! Too late, losers.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47- So what do you reckon it is, Mylo? - I don't know, Sebastian.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50What have you been rolling in?
0:00:50 > 0:00:52# I think it's poo-oo-oo-oo-oo
0:00:52 > 0:00:54# He thinks it's poo-oo-oo
0:00:54 > 0:00:59BOTH TO DOCTOR WHO THEME: # Poo poo poo, poo poo-poo-oo. #
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Oh, it's hot today. Are you hot? You look hot.
0:01:02 > 0:01:07- Yeah, it's quite warm, yeah. - Yeah, but are you hot, though?
0:01:07 > 0:01:09- Uh, a bit, I suppose.- Yeah, yeah.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11- But are you hot?- All right, I'm hot. - You're a hot dog, then.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14- All right, I'm a hot dog. - Here you are, have some ketchup!
0:01:14 > 0:01:19- That's disgusting, Colin! Eugh! - All right, touchy! Just a giggle.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22Hot dog! Ha-ha! Ketchup!
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Oh! Marvin and Phil are back from Corfu!
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Oof, you all right, Marv?
0:01:27 > 0:01:30No, Joan. Forgot the sunblock.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Got burnt. Ow.
0:01:32 > 0:01:36You are going to need a shed load of after sun, mate.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39- Ow!- I did warn him.
0:01:39 > 0:01:43As you can see, I have bronzed beautifully.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Night time...
0:01:45 > 0:01:47..day time!
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Night time...
0:01:49 > 0:01:50..day time!
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Night time...
0:01:52 > 0:01:53..day time!
0:01:53 > 0:01:56- What are you doing? - I'm having a game of night time...
0:01:56 > 0:01:58..day time!
0:01:58 > 0:02:02- Oh. How do you play that, then? - Night time...
0:02:02 > 0:02:06- ..day time! Like this! You wanna play?- No, you're all right.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08I'll stick to my Xbox.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11OK, children. One at a time and no running. Right.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13- Anita, Michael, Wendy.- Yes, Miss.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16Daniel, Johnny, Lindsey, Phillip, Fiona, Kirsty, Dennis,
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Deborah, Sandra, Jason, Stephen, Colin,
0:02:18 > 0:02:19- Ruby, Zack, Liam.- Yeah.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Serita, Amy, Megan, Adam, Jason,
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Angela, Shelly, Helen, Alan, Hillary,
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Dionne, Zara, Ollie, Marne, Joseph, Tina, Louise,
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Millie, Martha, Michael, Duncan, Daisy,
0:02:27 > 0:02:30- Paul, Tanya, Dean, Nicky, Mike, Tanya, Andre, Julian.- Yes, Miss.
0:02:30 > 0:02:34David, Anna, Suzie, Steph, Chris, Eamon, Rowena, Caroline,
0:02:34 > 0:02:37- Kelly, Asghar, Jessica, Carmen, Tom.- Mm-hmm.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Andrew, Lisa, Angus, Ralph, Martin, Oscar,
0:02:39 > 0:02:43- Annamarie and Olivia. Right, where's Tallulah?- She's sick, miss.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Well, she'd better not be at Latitude!
0:02:46 > 0:02:49TO THE THEME OF DOCTOR WHO: # Poo poo poo
0:02:49 > 0:02:52# Poo-poo-poo poo-poo-poo
0:02:52 > 0:02:54- # I think it is poo. # - # Poo-poo-poo. #
0:02:54 > 0:02:58Actually, I rather hope it isn't poo.
0:02:58 > 0:03:02SONG: "Wanna be Startin' Somethin'" by Michael Jackson
0:03:07 > 0:03:08# Startin' somethin'
0:03:08 > 0:03:11# Startin' somethin'
0:03:11 > 0:03:12# Startin' somethin'
0:03:12 > 0:03:14# Startin' somethin'
0:03:14 > 0:03:16# Yeah, yeah
0:03:16 > 0:03:18# Yeah, yeah.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. #
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Five, six, seven, eight, nine, 99, 100. Coming, ready or not.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28- 99, 100. Coming, ready or not.- Eh?
0:03:28 > 0:03:29- Eh?- What? What's going on?
0:03:29 > 0:03:33- Hang on. Who's hiding, who's seeking?- I'm seeking!- I'm seeking.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36ALL: I'm seeking! I said I'm seeking!
0:03:36 > 0:03:39- I'm hiding.- Hang on. Who's got the rules?- Rules?
0:03:39 > 0:03:42- You don't need rules for hide and seek!- You do. This is a shambles.
0:03:42 > 0:03:46I didn't think we'd need them so I put them in the recycling! Ha-ha-ha!
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Look, one person seeks and everyone else hides. Got it?
0:03:48 > 0:03:50- Stop shouting!- You stop shouting!
0:03:50 > 0:03:52I'm only shouting cos you're shouting!
0:03:52 > 0:03:54CAN WE ALL STOP SHOUTING, PLEASE?
0:03:54 > 0:03:57Right. If everyone's going to shout, I'm off.
0:03:57 > 0:04:01Hang on, I'm still hiding. Are we still playing or what?
0:04:01 > 0:04:04MUFFLED SPEECH: So like the Great Houdini,
0:04:04 > 0:04:09I will dangle high in the sky from a single brunch.
0:04:11 > 0:04:15I will eat nothing, I will drink nothing. I will simply hang.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18This is more than an illusion.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20More than magic. This is genuine magic.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23No-one has ever done anything like this before.
0:04:23 > 0:04:27- Hello, David. How's it hanging? - All right, Robert?
0:04:27 > 0:04:30AARGH! AAAH! CRASH
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Oof. Oh, dear.
0:04:35 > 0:04:39Oh, no. you idiot. Oh, this is very embarrassing. Argh.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42HEAVY ROCK INTRO
0:04:49 > 0:04:51All right? What you lookin' at?
0:04:51 > 0:04:55Why don't you take a picture, it'll last longer.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Hey, I was watching that Night Garden the other day
0:04:58 > 0:05:01on that little kiddywink channel, right?
0:05:01 > 0:05:04As far as I can make out, there's this little blue fella,
0:05:04 > 0:05:07Igglepiggle, who has got no mates.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09And he gets in a boat.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11When he gets there it's all,
0:05:11 > 0:05:12"Oopsydaisy, Makka Pakka, Racca Whacca,
0:05:12 > 0:05:16"Ninky Nonk, Pinky Poo, Haahoo, Tombliboo, knock on the door."
0:05:16 > 0:05:19It's proper lovely. Brilliant show.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21- Mr Claus!- Mr Claus!
0:05:21 > 0:05:24Where are you?
0:05:24 > 0:05:27Whose stupid idea was it to bury him?
0:05:27 > 0:05:30- It's just a bit of fun. - We are never going to find him.
0:05:30 > 0:05:34- How long has it been now? - Three hours.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36BOTH: Three hours?
0:05:36 > 0:05:39Santa, it's Blitzen. If you can hear me, say, "Jingle bells."
0:05:39 > 0:05:43Mrs Claus will kill us. This is worse than when we shaved his beard off.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45HE GIGGLES
0:05:45 > 0:05:48- That was a laugh though, wasn't it? - It was. Yeah, yeah.
0:05:48 > 0:05:53- Hey, Anna. Have you tried that new toothpaste?- Yeah. It's 'orrible.
0:05:53 > 0:05:54Are you sure it's not bubble bath?
0:05:54 > 0:05:58Of course not. Norma, have you tried that new toothpaste?
0:05:58 > 0:06:03It's disgusting! It's made my gums go numb. I've lost control of my lips.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06I think it's nice. Minty fresh.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10What's your name and where do you come from?
0:06:10 > 0:06:14- My name's Ian the bear and I'm from King's Lynn.- OK.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17And what are you going to sing for us today?
0:06:17 > 0:06:20I'd like to sing Angels by Robbie Williams.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23- OK. Go ahead. - CLEARS THROAT
0:06:23 > 0:06:26OK. Here we go. The mic's a bit high.
0:06:26 > 0:06:31# And through it all she offers me protection.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33# A little love and... #
0:06:33 > 0:06:37- MIC FEEDS BACK Aw, I've done it now.- Next.
0:06:37 > 0:06:41Phew. Hot again today. You still hot? You look hot.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44- I won't fall for that again, Colin. - You look hot. You must be hot.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46I told you, I'm not falling for that again.
0:06:46 > 0:06:50- You still look hot, though. - You must think I'm a right doughnut.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52You're a doughnut? Here you are, have some jam, then.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Eugh! You're disgusting, Colin. I'm off.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57All right, Mr Touchy. It's only a giggle.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59- Aargh.- Doughnut!
0:06:59 > 0:07:01HE GIGGLES Jam.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Oi, oi! Got a trick for you.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06I will prove that zebras have nothing between their ears.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09Here we go. Abracadabra. Hocus pocus, et cetera.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11- DRUM ROLL - Ta-da!
0:07:13 > 0:07:16# Rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit Yup yup rabbit yup rabbit
0:07:16 > 0:07:20# Rabbit bunny jabber yup rabbit bunny yup yup rabbit bunny jabber yup
0:07:20 > 0:07:22# Yup yup rabbit yup yup yup jabber rabbit. #
0:07:24 > 0:07:26# He's big and he's brave and he's not feeble. Andy... #
0:07:26 > 0:07:29The unflappable eagle.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32One thing I'm not afraid of is goats.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35No-one ever said, "Andy the eagle's afraid of goats." No, sirree.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38- Goats don't bother me none.- BOO!
0:07:38 > 0:07:40- AARGH!- Sorry, Andy!
0:07:40 > 0:07:42I forgot you were afraid of goats!
0:07:42 > 0:07:44No, you just surprised me, that's all.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48SIGH Here he is. Jumping Justin.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Good day to you, boys.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53"Look at me, I'm jumping Justin. See how I prance, what-what?"
0:07:53 > 0:07:56It's called style, Leonard. Style. And you're a savage.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59- "Oh! I'm jumping Justin." - "No, I'm jumping Justin."
0:07:59 > 0:08:03- "I'm jumping Justin!" - "I'm jumping Justin!"
0:08:03 > 0:08:04No, I'm jumping Justin.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07- You're all fools. Goodbye. - ALL: Oooh!
0:08:09 > 0:08:12- He is cool, though.- Yeah, nice moves.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15- I follow him on Twitter. - Yeah, me too.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20- Hang on. Weren't you here before? - No.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23- My name is not Ian the bear and I'm not from King's Lynn.- OK, then.
0:08:23 > 0:08:27Who would you say you're most like?
0:08:27 > 0:08:30- I see myself as Lady Gaga.- All right.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33- Best of luck.- All right. Here we go.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35CLEARS THROAT
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Still a bit high.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40# Raa-raa raah-aah
0:08:40 > 0:08:41# Roma ma-aah-ah. #
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Ow! HE SHOUTS
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Next.
0:08:49 > 0:08:53Mm. Ooh! Oh, this is lovely! What did I tell you?
0:08:53 > 0:08:56"Don't drink the water!"
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Your granddad's talking rubbish, it's beautiful!
0:08:58 > 0:09:00What about the curse?
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Curse shmurse. Nothing wrong with it.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05SPOOKY VOICE: Do not drink the water!
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Where did that come from? Leg it!
0:09:07 > 0:09:13Let's go, Pete! It's the curse! The curse of the frozen monkey!
0:09:13 > 0:09:17Stuff the curse! This is lovely! Drink some!
0:09:17 > 0:09:20- HE WHIMPERS - The curse, Pete, the curse!
0:09:20 > 0:09:21Drink and be happy.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24What's the worst that can happen?
0:09:25 > 0:09:29Mike? Mike? I can't feel me face.
0:09:30 > 0:09:34Is it moving? Is it moving? I can't move it!
0:09:34 > 0:09:39I can see and hear but I can't move. I think I've lost my sense of smell.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42BREAKS WIND
0:09:42 > 0:09:45Oh, no. the smell's still working.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48I wish I could turn my face away from that.
0:09:48 > 0:09:52- HE GROANS - That is lethal.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57- Aa-aa-aa-aa-aah sticky tongue!- Ew.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00A-ha! Sorry, Charlie, my sticky's gone.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Better get that looked at.
0:10:02 > 0:10:06Who's this here then, eh? Whose little head is that, eh?
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Whose little head is getting a nibble, eh?
0:10:08 > 0:10:12Whose little shoulder is that, eh? Aww, whose little chest is that?
0:10:12 > 0:10:15Whose little... give me a little nibble there.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18Whose little wing is this, eh?
0:10:18 > 0:10:22Coochie-coochie-coochie-coo! Whose...
0:10:22 > 0:10:27Mine!
0:10:27 > 0:10:29It's mine, Mum.
0:10:29 > 0:10:34- I was only messing about, son. - I'm 23!
0:10:35 > 0:10:38Ah, this is the spot, peace and quiet. All on my lonesome.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40No one around, life is good.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42- Hello!- Oh no, who's this? - Who's this?
0:10:42 > 0:10:44- I just said that.- I just said that.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46- What are you doing? - What are you doing?
0:10:46 > 0:10:48- Are you copying me? - Are you copying me?
0:10:48 > 0:10:50- Will you stop it?- Will you stop it? - Oh, you're so annoying!
0:10:50 > 0:10:53Yes, I am annoying mirror bird. What you do, I do.
0:10:53 > 0:10:57Where you go, I go. Hang on, where did he go?
0:10:58 > 0:11:03# Its Tony, Tony, The Easily Impressed Chimpanzee. #
0:11:03 > 0:11:04Wow.
0:11:05 > 0:11:10Oh my word.
0:11:10 > 0:11:14That is amazing.
0:11:15 > 0:11:19Wow. Sheila, Sheila, come and have a look at this.
0:11:19 > 0:11:20What is it?
0:11:20 > 0:11:25There's this massive round yellow ball of fire in the air.
0:11:25 > 0:11:31Oh, Tony, that's just the sun.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34The sun. Wow. Wow.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37The sun. Awesome.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42SINGING ALONG TO HEADPHONES
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Oh, Dave. Dave, take your headphones out, mate. I'm stuck.
0:11:44 > 0:11:51Dave. Dave, take your headphones... Dave, I'm stuck!
0:11:51 > 0:11:56Dave. Dave! I've got my fingers stuck in the dung! Dave!
0:11:56 > 0:11:59HE SINGS LOUDER
0:11:59 > 0:12:06- Dave! Dave, I'm stuck! Dave! Dave!- Dave!- Dave, I'm stuck!
0:12:08 > 0:12:13David! I don't believe this. Can you not hear me?
0:12:13 > 0:12:16David! David, David!
0:12:16 > 0:12:21Dave, Dave, Dave!
0:12:21 > 0:12:22Tick.
0:12:24 > 0:12:25Tock.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Tick.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Tock.
0:12:31 > 0:12:32What you doing?
0:12:32 > 0:12:36Tick. I'm Clockwork Orange monkey. Tock.
0:12:36 > 0:12:40All right, What time's it then?
0:12:40 > 0:12:43- Tick.- At the third swing it will be... Tock. Ape o'clock precisely.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46Tick!
0:12:49 > 0:12:51And they're off! Away first time in this year's Crab Grand National.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54Sideways Glance shows early followed by Nipping Boy,
0:12:54 > 0:12:57then Giving It All That then Delicious Steamed and then Pincer Movement.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59We have Crusty Crustacean and Soon To Be Paste,
0:12:59 > 0:13:03and I'm Not a Lobster Nor Do I Taste Like One is bringing up the back of the field.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Giving It All That takes over from Sideways Glance
0:13:05 > 0:13:07and Nipping Boy is clawing his way back. What's this?
0:13:07 > 0:13:11I'm Not A Hermit and I'm Actually Quite Outgoing is coming out of his shell nicely.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13Just two furlongs to go and it's Giving It All That
0:13:13 > 0:13:16followed by Nipping Boy. Delicious Dean, Crusty Crustacean almost fell there.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Pincer Movement a little bit shellfish and as
0:13:18 > 0:13:21we go into the home stretch it's Nipping Boy, Giving It All That
0:13:21 > 0:13:25then Crusty Crustacean then I'm Not a Hermit I'm Actually Quite Outgoing
0:13:25 > 0:13:28making a scuttle from the back of the field. But it's Nipping boy,
0:13:28 > 0:13:32followed by Pincer Movement. Nipping Boy takes it by a claw!
0:13:32 > 0:13:34MUSIC: "Chop Suey" by System of a Down
0:13:34 > 0:13:38Wait for it. Wait. It's coming up. It's coming up!
0:13:40 > 0:13:42Now!
0:13:42 > 0:13:44LOUD MUSIC PLAYS
0:13:47 > 0:13:49It hurts a bit!
0:13:52 > 0:13:56Dougie, can I have a wee go on your echo chamber botty?
0:13:56 > 0:13:59- No, you cannae, Duncan. - Ach, please, it's a right laugh.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01ECHOES
0:14:01 > 0:14:03See? Your botty agrees with me.
0:14:03 > 0:14:04ECHOES
0:14:04 > 0:14:08Show some respect. Dinnae draw attention to my botty defect, Duncan.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10- It's embarrassing. - It's not embarrassing, Dougie.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13You should be proud of a talking botty.
0:14:13 > 0:14:14ECHOES
0:14:14 > 0:14:18HE BEATBOXES
0:14:29 > 0:14:32# He's big and he's brave and he's not feeble -
0:14:32 > 0:14:34- Andy,- The Unflappable Eagle. #
0:14:34 > 0:14:36One thing I am not afraid of is ghosts.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39No-one ever said Andy the Eagle's afraid of ghosts. No sirree.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42Spend the night in a haunted house, no problem. Ghosts don't bother me.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45GHOSTLY HOWL
0:14:45 > 0:14:48- Argh!- Oh, sorry, Andy! I forgot you were afraid of ghosts!
0:14:48 > 0:14:51You just caught me unawares, that's all!
0:14:51 > 0:14:53Excuse me, mate, I think you're in my stand.
0:14:53 > 0:14:57- Just stand somewhere else, mate.- No, look, I've reserved this space here.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00- Could you move on? - No, I'm not moving, you move.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03- What, you going to move or not?- Not. - Right, that's it.- Get off!
0:15:03 > 0:15:06- Just move, will you?- You move. - You move.- You move.
0:15:06 > 0:15:10- Move!- You move.- Move!- You move. - Move.- Move.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13- Move.- No.- Move.- No.- Move.- No.
0:15:13 > 0:15:18- Move, move, move, move. - No, no, no, no.
0:15:18 > 0:15:19- Oh, forget it!- No.
0:15:21 > 0:15:25# Shrew, shrew, shrew, going to do shrew conga
0:15:25 > 0:15:28# Shrew, shrew, shrew, along the forest floor. #
0:15:28 > 0:15:31Come on, quick! We're going to miss it.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34I love it when they do a shrew conga!
0:15:34 > 0:15:36# Shrew, shrew, shrew, along the forest floor
0:15:36 > 0:15:40# Shrew, shrew, shrew, come on and do shrew conga
0:15:40 > 0:15:45# Shrew, shrew, shrew, it's shrew conga night for sure. #
0:15:45 > 0:15:48Oh, alone at last. Joanna, I love you so much.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51You're not just saying that because there's no one around?
0:15:51 > 0:15:54I don't care who's around, I can't hold my feelings for you any longer.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56- Oh, Jason.- Oh, Joanna.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59All right, Jace. What's she doing here?
0:15:59 > 0:16:01- You're not going out with a girl, are you?- No!
0:16:01 > 0:16:04- I am, really, Joanna. - Oh, smelly old girls, eh?
0:16:04 > 0:16:07Yeah, Smelly girls. I love you really.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10- Aw, I love you too, bro. - You are so dumped!
0:16:11 > 0:16:14MUSIC: "Little Green Bag" by George Baker Selection
0:16:14 > 0:16:18WHOOPING AND CHEERING
0:16:25 > 0:16:29- Do you know what?- I'll leave it actually.- New coat and everything.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31See you lot later.
0:16:32 > 0:16:37Ah, this looks like the place. Finally get a bit of me time.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40- Hello.- Oh, no, not you again. - Oh, no, not you again.
0:16:40 > 0:16:44- Oh, just go away.- Oh, just go away. - Leave me alone!- Leave me alone.
0:16:44 > 0:16:48- Grow up!- Grow up.- Stop it!- Stop it. - Oh, you're so annoying!
0:16:48 > 0:16:52Yes, I am annoying mirror bird. What you say, I say.
0:16:52 > 0:16:56What you do, I do. Where you go, I go.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58Oh, he's gone again.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02Cu...
0:17:02 > 0:17:04ckoo.
0:17:06 > 0:17:07Cu...
0:17:07 > 0:17:09ckoo.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Not Clockwork Orange monkey any more then?
0:17:11 > 0:17:16Cu... No, I'm Cuckoo Clockwork Orange monkey now. ...Ckoo!
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Still ape o'clock, I suppose?
0:17:18 > 0:17:21Cu... No, it's half ape.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Give me strength.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26...Ckoo!
0:17:42 > 0:17:43Hello, hello.
0:17:43 > 0:17:47Hello, you're a bit close to that telly box, aren't you?
0:17:47 > 0:17:50- Oh, dear.- You should really sit further back, you know.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Yes, It's bad for your eyes. We don't have a telly box
0:17:52 > 0:17:54but if we did, we wouldn't sit that close.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57No, if we had a telly box we would sit much further back.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59- OK, lecture over. Cheerio. - Cheerio.
0:17:59 > 0:18:03- Toodle-pip.- Bye.
0:18:03 > 0:18:07Help! A little help! Help!
0:18:07 > 0:18:10Just hang on, they said. We'll be back in a minute, they said.
0:18:10 > 0:18:16That was four days ago. Four days! I'm starving! I am proper stuck.
0:18:16 > 0:18:17Where are they?
0:18:17 > 0:18:20Alfie, Oliver!
0:18:20 > 0:18:26And then George goes, "You've totally bamboo-zled me!"
0:18:26 > 0:18:30Classic George. Hang on, have you seen him lately?
0:18:30 > 0:18:36No, not for at least four days. Weren't we supposed to...
0:18:36 > 0:18:39Oh, rescue him! From that tree again.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42It was definitely your turn to rescue him this time.
0:18:42 > 0:18:43It was yours, Oliver.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46- You silly bear! - No, no, it was yours.
0:18:46 > 0:18:50- It was yours!- No, no. - What are you like?
0:18:50 > 0:18:52Look, it was yours, all right.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55- Do you even remember where that tree was?- What are we like?
0:18:55 > 0:18:57George!
0:18:57 > 0:19:00Alfie! Oliver.
0:19:01 > 0:19:06Anyone. I really need the toilet.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08Whose special day is this then, eh?
0:19:08 > 0:19:11Who's Mummy's special little birthday boy, eh?
0:19:11 > 0:19:15Who's a big boy now, eh? Who's another year older, eh?
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Who's having jelly and ice cream, eh?
0:19:17 > 0:19:20Who's going to make a special birthday wish, eh?
0:19:20 > 0:19:22Who's going to blow out all his candles in one go?
0:19:22 > 0:19:25Coochie-coochie-coochie-coo. Who's the...
0:19:25 > 0:19:31Me!
0:19:31 > 0:19:33I'm the birthday boy, Mum!
0:19:33 > 0:19:36I was only messing about, son.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39I'm 24. Today.
0:19:39 > 0:19:40I'm fine, how are you?
0:19:40 > 0:19:42ECHOES
0:19:42 > 0:19:46Dougie, I've just had a conversation with your talking botty.
0:19:46 > 0:19:47ECHOES
0:19:47 > 0:19:50It's actually more polite than you!
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Aye, very funny. If you move in a wee bit closer,
0:19:52 > 0:19:54you can change the pitch and everything.
0:19:54 > 0:19:55Go on, get right in there.
0:19:55 > 0:19:56HE BREAKS WIND
0:19:56 > 0:19:59- Echo that.- Ach, Dougie. That's gone right up my trunk!
0:19:59 > 0:20:00ECHOES
0:20:11 > 0:20:16All right? What you staring at? You want some? Getcha.
0:20:16 > 0:20:21I was watching that Deadly 60 the other day with that Steve Backshall.
0:20:21 > 0:20:26Seen him? Running around after animals who claim they're hard.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29He should show his little face round here, tell you. I'll show him
0:20:29 > 0:20:31what's deadly. It's all like
0:20:31 > 0:20:34scary spiders, don't touch that, poisonous snakes, terrible tigers,
0:20:34 > 0:20:37jumping jellyfish, there's no antidote, lions that can fly!
0:20:37 > 0:20:39Brilliant. Should win an award. BAFTA.
0:20:39 > 0:20:43# It's Tony, Tony, The Easily Impressed Chimpanzee. #
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Wow.
0:20:47 > 0:20:52Oh, my word. That is amazing!
0:20:52 > 0:20:55Wow.
0:20:55 > 0:21:00Sheila. Sheila, come and have a look at this.
0:21:00 > 0:21:06- What now?- Sheila, it's amazing! There's all this blue.
0:21:06 > 0:21:11Blue everywhere. It's like the sea but upside-down.
0:21:12 > 0:21:17- Tony, that's just the sky.- The sky.
0:21:17 > 0:21:23Wow. Sky, wow. That is well nang.
0:21:23 > 0:21:29LAUGHING
0:21:32 > 0:21:38- Guys, guys, I can't keep doing it. - It's so funny!- It's hilarious.
0:21:38 > 0:21:43All right, all right, once more, once more. You ready, yeah?
0:21:43 > 0:21:45Yeah, yeah. Yeah!
0:21:45 > 0:21:47OK, OK.
0:21:47 > 0:21:48LAUGHTER
0:21:48 > 0:21:51Picture the scene, yeah?
0:21:51 > 0:21:54This horse, right...
0:21:58 > 0:22:00Walks into a bar,
0:22:00 > 0:22:03goes up to the barman, who says,
0:22:03 > 0:22:07bold as brass,
0:22:07 > 0:22:09"Why the long face?"
0:22:13 > 0:22:16"Why the long face!"
0:22:20 > 0:22:23Can you come inside and wash your hands now, please, Cristiano?
0:22:23 > 0:22:27- Mum, can't Jamie stay for dinner? - No, it's time for Jamie to go home.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29- Oh, Mum, please!- I said no!
0:22:29 > 0:22:34- Jamie's mum lets him stay out. - I'm not Jamie's mum, am I?
0:22:34 > 0:22:38Jamie, come here, please. I said, go home!
0:22:38 > 0:22:41Now, you - bath, now.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44Axe me question, I tell you no lie.
0:22:44 > 0:22:48Axe me no question, I play you music.
0:23:00 > 0:23:04SNORING
0:23:13 > 0:23:15BREAKS WIND
0:23:16 > 0:23:20Huh? I think I got away with that one.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26Ooh! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Ha-ha-ha!
0:23:26 > 0:23:29Ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha! Hoo-hoo-hoo!
0:23:29 > 0:23:34- There's something tickling my feet! - There's nothing there, Wendy.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Ha-ha-ha!
0:23:37 > 0:23:40Ah, I can't take this. I'm off! See you!
0:23:40 > 0:23:42That was weird.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45Oh, I'm feeling...
0:23:45 > 0:23:46Feeling a bit run down.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49I'll point you backup, mate!
0:23:49 > 0:23:50WHIRRING
0:23:50 > 0:23:53Oh, yeah! Much better!
0:23:53 > 0:23:57- Thanks, Harry.- No worries, mate.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00Oh, I'm starving! Where are me crackers?
0:24:00 > 0:24:02Have you seen our crackers anywhere, our Clive?
0:24:02 > 0:24:06I've be looking for them meself. Have you seen our crackers, our kid?
0:24:06 > 0:24:09No, I can't find them anywhere and I'm STARVING!
0:24:09 > 0:24:11Have you seen our crackers, our Graham?
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Erm, no.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15ALL: Oh, Graham!
0:24:15 > 0:24:16What?
0:24:16 > 0:24:19# Shake, shake, shake
0:24:19 > 0:24:21# Shake, shake, shake... #
0:24:21 > 0:24:23Hey, Maureen, come and have a look at this!
0:24:23 > 0:24:26Whoa, shake that booty!
0:24:26 > 0:24:29# Shake, shake, shake... #
0:24:29 > 0:24:32I'm all of a flutter! Ahh!
0:24:32 > 0:24:34Who have we here?
0:24:34 > 0:24:35Hello, gorgeous!
0:24:35 > 0:24:38- All right?- Check out his tail!
0:24:38 > 0:24:40# Shake your booty!
0:24:40 > 0:24:42# Shake your booty! #
0:24:42 > 0:24:46# He's big and his brave And he's not feeble
0:24:46 > 0:24:48- # Andy... # - The unflappable eagle!
0:24:48 > 0:24:51One thing I am not afraid of is boats.
0:24:51 > 0:24:55No-one ever said old Andy the eagle's afraid of boats, no sirree!
0:24:55 > 0:24:57If I need to get across...
0:24:57 > 0:24:59FOGHORN HONKS
0:24:59 > 0:25:02Oh, sorry, Andy! I forgot you were afraid of boats.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05- No, I just didn't see you, that's all.- Oh!
0:25:05 > 0:25:08- I loved it! Let's do it again. Can we do it again?- Yeah.
0:25:08 > 0:25:12- When we do it again?- Wait. - Let's do it!- Wait.- When do we do it?
0:25:12 > 0:25:15Wait, it's coming up. It's coming up NOW!
0:25:15 > 0:25:19- ROCK MUSIC PLAYING - Whoa, love it!- YEAH!
0:25:19 > 0:25:23- YOU ROCK!- Oh, thanks!
0:25:23 > 0:25:25Night-time...
0:25:25 > 0:25:27Daytime!
0:25:27 > 0:25:28Night-time...
0:25:28 > 0:25:29Daytime!
0:25:29 > 0:25:31Night-time...
0:25:31 > 0:25:33Daytime!
0:25:33 > 0:25:36- Oh, not bored of that then? - Never! Night-time...
0:25:36 > 0:25:39- Daytime!- Ohh.
0:25:39 > 0:25:41So, what you do at night?
0:25:41 > 0:25:43Night-time...
0:25:43 > 0:25:45Bedtime!
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Night-time...
0:25:47 > 0:25:49Bedtime!
0:25:49 > 0:25:51Do you know how annoying that is?
0:25:51 > 0:25:53But night-time...
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Bedtime.
0:25:55 > 0:25:56No way!
0:25:56 > 0:25:59They've electrified the grass again! Ow! Ow!
0:25:59 > 0:26:01Why do they do this? Why can't you lot feel it?
0:26:01 > 0:26:04AHH! 1,000 volts shooting from me hooves!
0:26:04 > 0:26:07Mum, is the grass really electrified?
0:26:07 > 0:26:09Ow! Ow! Ow!
0:26:09 > 0:26:12No, he's just a bit bonkers, dear.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14I'm like a four-legged lightning rod! Ow!
0:26:14 > 0:26:18Wait, I forgot about my leg. But the grass is electrified! Ow!
0:26:18 > 0:26:20Why are you doing this to me? Wah!
0:26:24 > 0:26:26# Doo-doo-doo
0:26:26 > 0:26:28# The caterpillar conga
0:26:28 > 0:26:30# Choo-choo-choo
0:26:30 > 0:26:32# I'm on the desert floor
0:26:32 > 0:26:34# Doo-doo-doo
0:26:34 > 0:26:36# The caterpillar conga... #
0:26:36 > 0:26:38Oh, I love this! Can I join in?
0:26:38 > 0:26:42No, it's caterpillars only! No ants!
0:26:42 > 0:26:44# ..the caterpillar conga
0:26:44 > 0:26:46# Choo-choo-choo
0:26:46 > 0:26:48# It's the caterpillar conga for sure. #
0:26:48 > 0:26:51- Hello!- Hello, are you still watching that telly-box?
0:26:51 > 0:26:53You're not doing your homework.
0:26:53 > 0:26:56Oh, dear, you should be doing your homework by now.
0:26:56 > 0:26:59We don't have homework but if we did we'd be doing it.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01Top of the class! Gold star's all-round!
0:27:01 > 0:27:05- We wouldn't be watching that telly-box.- OK, lecture over.
0:27:05 > 0:27:08- Cheerio!- Cheerio! - Fare thee well!- Bye.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11All right, Chief? Word to the wise.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14It's tough round here so you've got to gain respect.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17It's about how you present yourself. You've got to look TOUGH!
0:27:17 > 0:27:21When people see me on the street they know not to mess. I'm menacing.
0:27:21 > 0:27:24What you need is a proper tough walk.
0:27:24 > 0:27:27MAMBO MUSIC
0:27:27 > 0:27:28Be lucky!
0:27:28 > 0:27:31MAMBO MUSIC
0:27:31 > 0:27:32Be lucky!
0:27:32 > 0:27:35MAMBO MUSIC
0:27:35 > 0:27:36Be lucky!
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